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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Proglin on February 06, 2008, 04:18:45 pm

Title: L33t lessons
Post by: Proglin on February 06, 2008, 04:18:45 pm

Hello students, thank you for showing interest in our l33t lessons. AKA (also known as) 1337 l3550n5 (Elite lessons). Are you tired of being frowned upon? Tired of being a complete and utter n00b?(inexperienced online game player) Then this is the place for you. In a few simple lessons l33t Progz0rz will teach you all, how to unn00bif successfully, completely fr33 of charge to make the world a better place. Gradually, classes will get tougher and tougher, so try and keep up.

Be c00l. Be l33t. Be me.

Lesson #1

Let us start of with some basic words used in l33t sp33ch. The absolute must-haves for any none-n00b online player. Read them, pronounce them, invite a friend to help you out and more importantly, practice your l33t sp33ch with more experienced l33t players you know from one of 12 MMORPGS (Massive Megal33t Role Pretending Gynecologist Simulators) you play.

BRB (Big Red Ball) After spending a sensible amount of time at their computer, many users enjoy the simple joys of catch, or football.

ASL (A Slice of Lemon) As enjoyed by many users in, for instance, a gin and tonic.

HAXXOR (Hacksaw) A device used for cutting metals.

l33t (leat) An artificial water channel often leading to or from a mill.

LOL (Loll) To hang loose, or lounge around idly. Not recommended when partying mobs.

OMFG (Olives, Mayo, Feta, Garlic) A handy mnemonic for remembering the ingredients of a Greek salad.

STFU (Saint (st) Fu) The Patron Saint of Ninjas.

WTF (Went To France) Home of the baguette.

Some of you may play an MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game). Completely different from an MMORPGS, but that will do as well. Study hard, tests will be send by mail. When you n00bs are ready, we will Continue to more advanced lessons.

Title: Re: L33t lessons
Post by: Leama on February 06, 2008, 05:36:57 pm

I suggest a spell checker Proglin.

Title: Re: L33t lessons
Post by: steuben on February 06, 2008, 05:47:01 pm

welcome to #ps whear speeling is optshinall

Title: Re: L33t lessons
Post by: Velh Krome on February 06, 2008, 05:52:05 pm

wtf? stfu u b00n2! lol

Title: Re: L33t lessons
Post by: Leama on February 06, 2008, 06:15:24 pm

very very funny steuben.
/me laughs

Title: Re: L33t lessons
Post by: Proglin on February 06, 2008, 06:18:14 pm

Quote from: Leama on February 06, 2008, 05:36:57 pm

I suggest a spell checker Proglin.

And here we have a perfect example. To comments like that we can easily reply "STFU N00B!"

And on a sidenote, I suggest you learn a foreign language :)

Title: Re: L33t lessons
Post by: Phinehas on February 06, 2008, 10:21:11 pm

Quote from: Velh Krome on February 06, 2008, 05:52:05 pm

wtf? stfu u b00n2! lol

Did anyone else see this as a linux reference?

That was hilarious Proglin, I cracked up. And ignore their remarks about spelling.

Title: Re: L33t lessons
Post by: Izzabella on February 07, 2008, 01:23:32 am

I love how you manage to keep droping by to make us all smile once again, admit it Proglin, you miss us ;)

 :offtopic: I could so go for one of your really good egg sandwich thingies right now... :offtopic:

Title: Re: L33t lessons
Post by: cigiley on February 16, 2008, 01:29:42 am

Something is only common sense when a majority  says it .. What about an individual saying something means something else? :P . I prefer to be my own person.

Title: Re: L33t lessons
Post by: Phinehas on February 16, 2008, 05:13:54 am

Quote from: cigiley on February 16, 2008, 01:29:42 am

Something is only common sense when a majority says it ..

That would be common knowledge. Common sense is something instilled within everyone, whether or not they use it.

Title: Re: L33t lessons
Post by: xhayron on February 16, 2008, 07:15:42 am

idk, my bff jill.