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Title: Percent Virgin
Post by: Raa on April 05, 2008, 08:55:03 am: I'm bored, it's late at night, no one else is up, and I'm a complete insomniac, so... I've decided to make a crappy quizzy thing. One of those _% virgin quizzes. They're pretty fun. I think. Whatever. Just do it, el-oh-el. X-/

Basically... it's a quiz... So, just answer yes or no to any of the questions, and you'll see how virgin you are at life. Best tactic is tallying with a / or - or whatever, then counting them up when you're finished and subtracting that number from 50 and multiply by two (I'm too lazy to make a hundred questions). Then you get your percent. Easy as cupcakes.

Have you ever...

1. Nearly been expelled from school.
2. Been slapped.
3. Slapped someone.
4. Bitten someone.
5. Drank blood.
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky.
8. Tried to fly.
9. Internally bled.
10. Broken a bone.

11. Been hit by a car.
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
14. Fainted.
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*)
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
19. Watched an animal bleed to death.
20. Been poopied on by a bird.

21. Made out with a random person.
22. Felt up a mannequin.
23. Slapped a random person.
24. Bit a random person.
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.
26. Fell in love on first sight.
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
28. Tried to catch a squirrel.
29. And succeeded.
30. Made out with a random animal.

31. Been humped by a dog.
32. And slapped said dog.
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked.
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited.
38. Got botox'ed.
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public.
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.

41. Saved someone's life.
42. Killed someone.
43. Been electrocuted.
44. Been stalked.
45. Got a scar.
46. Got drunk.
47. Been stabbed.
48. Been shot.
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito").
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei.

I got... 28%! Now it's your turn... or else. \\o//
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Suvok on April 05, 2008, 09:07:44 am: OK. Someone has an overactive imagination...78%

...made out with a random animal...???

EDIT: Hang on, % was inverted
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Candy on April 05, 2008, 09:18:42 am: 1. Nearly been expelled from school.
x 2. Been slapped.
x 3. Slapped someone.
x 4. Bitten someone.
5. Drank blood.
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky.
x 8. Tried to fly. (What? I was three!)
9. Internally bled.
x 10. Broken a bone.

11. Been hit by a car.
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
x 14. Fainted. (It happens to me a lot; I'm not good with the sight of gore)
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*)
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
19. Watched an animal bleed to death.
x 20. Been poopied on by a bird.

21. Made out with a random person.
22. Felt up a mannequin.
23. Slapped a random person.
24. Bit a random person.
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.
x 26. Fell in love on first sight.
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
x 28. Tried to catch a squirrel.
29. And succeeded. (No, but I had a pine cone war with one once :D)
30. Made out with a random animal. (Eeeew)

x 31. Been humped by a dog.
32. And slapped said dog. (No, I just moved my leg away and he started humping the table instead)
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked.
x 37. Laughed till you cried/vomited.
38. Got botox'ed.
x 39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public.
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.

41. Saved someone's life.
42. Killed someone.
43. Been electrocuted.
x 45. Got a scar. (...and I have NO idea where it came from, either)
46. Got drunk. (Not yet, and I've been legal for nearly a year *dork* Hey, it's not my fault alchohol tastes bad)
47. Been stabbed.
48. Been shot.
x 49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mostquito"). (My iPod's name is George. I thought of my zip-up binder as "Bat Binder" until I drew more stuff on it, and My Macbook has yet to be named.)
x 50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. (*Looks it up* So THAT'S what the Numa Kid Song is really called)

70% Virgin

I guess when I go to college, my experience will have to be pretty freakin' wild, huh?
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: One and only tanner on April 05, 2008, 10:04:39 am: 1. Nearly been expelled from school. [no]
2. Been slapped. [Yes]
3. Slapped someone. [yes]
4. Bitten someone. [yes]
5. Drank blood. ["drank" no]
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly. [no]
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. [not yet]
8. Tried to fly. [yes but i still have hope]
9. Internally bled. [no]
10. Broken a bone. [no.. no fair i wonted easy days off school >.<]

11. Been hit by a car. [no]
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car. [yes]
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day. [no]
14. Fainted. [no]
15. Been struck by lightning. [no]
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*) [no]
17. Ate bugs, on purpose. [no]
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die. [no]
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. [yes ..my dad likes nature programs ^^]
20. Been poopied on by a bird. [no they know better then to mess with a person with a bb gun]

21. Made out with a random person. [no]
22. Felt up a mannequin. [........no]
23. Slapped a random person. [no]
24. Bit a random person. [no]
25. Licked (beat up) a random person. [no]
26. Fell in love on first sight. [no]
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty. [no]
28. Tried to catch a squirrel. [yes who hasent]
29. And succeeded. [no who has?]
30. Made out with a random animal. [Oo oO no]

31. Been humped by a dog. [yes]
32. And slapped said dog. [run away!]
33. Got syphilis. [no]
34. Got married. [no]
35. And regret it. [no]
36. Hitchhiked. [no]
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. [meny meny times ]
38. Got botox'ed. [nope]
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. [nope]
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp. [its real lava?! no]

41. Saved someone's life. [does it count if you push them into the road then pull them back? otherwize nope]
42. Killed someone. [er.... :sweatdrop: nooo]
43. Been electrocuted. [tv hates me ..yes]
45. Got a scar. [a few]
46. Got drunk. [yep]
47. Been stabbed. [does paper clips count? otherwize no ^^]
48. Been shot. [nope]
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mostquito"). [nope Oo]
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. [pfffft!!! who hassent i do atlest twice a day!]

74% ^^

random quetion Raa did you say yes to number 5? ^^
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Socius Rockus on April 05, 2008, 11:12:14 am: 20% >o)
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Earl_Listbard on April 05, 2008, 06:49:45 pm: Quote from: Socius Rockus on April 05, 2008, 11:12:14 am
20% >o)

Wtf socius
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Socius Rockus on April 05, 2008, 07:00:16 pm: I drink blood...
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Earl_Listbard on April 05, 2008, 07:10:25 pm: 1. Nearly been expelled from school. X
2. Been slapped. X
3. Slapped someone. X
4. Bitten someone. X
5. Drank blood. -
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly. -
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. -
8. Tried to fly. X
9. Internally bled. X
10. Broken a bone. X

11. Been hit by a car. -
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car. X
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day. X
14. Fainted. X
15. Been struck by lightning. -
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*) -
17. Ate bugs, on purpose. X
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die. X
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. X
20. Been poopied on by a bird. X

21. Made out with a random person. -
22. Felt up a mannequin. -
23. Slapped a random person. -
24. Bit a random person. -
25. Licked (beat up) a random person. -
26. Fell in love on first sight. -
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty. -
28. Tried to catch a squirrel. X
29. And succeeded. -
30. Made out with a random animal. -

31. Been humped by a dog. X
32. And slapped said dog. -
33. Got syphilis. -
34. Got married. -
35. And regret it. -
36. Hitchhiked. -
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. X
38. Got botox'ed. -
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. -
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp. -

41. Saved someone's life. X
42. Killed someone. -
43. Been electrocuted. X
45. Got a scar. X
46. Got drunk. -
47. Been stabbed. -
48. Been shot. X
49. Named something random "OMG ITSA TRAP"
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. -

56%

Socius, after taking that I think theres more things wrong with you then drinking blood....mkay? ;)
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Liadan on April 05, 2008, 07:14:39 pm: 1. Nearly been expelled from school.
2. Been slapped.
3. Slapped someone. x
4. Bitten someone. x
5. Drank blood.
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky.
8. Tried to fly.
9. Internally bled.
10. Broken a bone. x

11. Been hit by a car.
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
14. Fainted. x
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*) [that is wrong..very wrong raa]
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
19. Watched an animal bleed to death.
20. Been poopied on by a bird.

21. Made out with a random person.
22. Felt up a mannequin.
23. Slapped a random person.
24. Bit a random person.
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.
26. Fell in love on first sight.
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
28. Tried to catch a squirrel.
29. And succeeded.
30. Made out with a random animal.

31. Been humped by a dog.
32. And slapped said dog.
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked.
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. x
38. Got botox'ed.
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public.
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.

41. Saved someone's life.
42. Killed someone.
43. Been electrocuted.
45. Got a scar. x
46. Got drunk.
47. Been stabbed.
48. Been shot.
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mostquito").
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei.

O.O

nooooo....

88%? wth?
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Earl_Listbard on April 05, 2008, 07:17:42 pm: Well you did only check like a few.... so, yeah.

Don't worry liadan, I believe 88% to be normal for an average upstanding well behaving person who isn't utterly twisted and warped.

Cough, *looks at the people who scored in the 20's*
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Izzabella on April 05, 2008, 07:37:10 pm: Okay I am not sure how this works..I answered them alll and what number do I count up and subtract from 50 then multiply by 2 and divide by 100? the numbers of Yes's or the number of No's?

Yes= 19 ( 50-19=31-->30x2=62--> 62/100= 62%)

No= 30 (50-30=20-->20x2=40-->40/100= 40%)

is this one of those golf things where you want a low score?

BTW there is no question #44 thats why my numbers don't add up to 50..took me forever to figure out why I was only getting 49 not 50 :P
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Socius Rockus on April 05, 2008, 07:53:47 pm: Quote from: Earl_Listbard on April 05, 2008, 07:17:42 pm
who isn't utterly twisted and warped.

Cough, *looks at the people who scored in the 20's*
::) What?
utterly twisted and warped. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW7G4tVwXOw) xD
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Raa on April 05, 2008, 08:44:02 pm: Quote from: Izzabella on April 05, 2008, 07:37:10 pm
BTW there is no question #44 thats why my numbers don't add up to 50..took me forever to figure out why I was only getting 49 not 50 :P

Shin-toe... I shall fix that. And yeah, it's the "yes" answers.

Quote from: One and only tanner on April 05, 2008, 10:04:39 am
random quetion Raa did you say yes to number 5? ^^

Yesh. :P I'm trying to quit, though. >o)
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: ThomPhoenix on April 05, 2008, 09:21:12 pm: 0%.
Don't ask.
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Liadan on April 05, 2008, 09:25:07 pm: Quote from: ThomPhoenix on April 05, 2008, 09:21:12 pm
0%.
Don't ask.

why not?
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Raa on April 05, 2008, 10:27:14 pm: I need to recount mine...

1. Nearly been expelled from school. -
2. Been slapped. -
3. Slapped someone. -
4. Bitten someone. -
5. Drank blood. -
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly. -
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. -
8. Tried to fly.
9. Internally bled. -
10. Broken a bone. -

11. Been hit by a car. -
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car. -
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day. -
14. Fainted. -
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*) -
17. Ate bugs, on purpose. -
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die. -
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. -
20. Been poopied on by a bird. -

21. Made out with a random person. -
22. Felt up a mannequin.
23. Slapped a random person. -
24. Bit a random person. -
25. Licked (beat up) a random person. -
26. Fell in love on first sight. -
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty. -
28. Tried to catch a squirrel. -
29. And succeeded.
30. Made out with a random animal.

31. Been humped by a dog. -
32. And slapped said dog. -
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked.
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. -
38. Got botox'ed.
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. -
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp. -

41. Saved someone's life. -
42. Killed someone.
43. Been electrocuted. -
44. Been stalked. -
45. Got a scar. -
46. Got drunk. -
47. Been stabbed. -
48. Been shot.
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito"). -
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. -

24% now. w00t
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: ryder-man on April 05, 2008, 11:02:13 pm: 1. Nearly been expelled from school.
2. Been slapped. x
3. Slapped someone. x
4. Bitten someone. x
5. Drank blood.
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly. x
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. x(an amazing night)
8. Tried to fly.
9. Internally bled.
10. Broken a bone. x( my arm, 2 cut clean breaks, 3 fractures and bent it 19 degrees)

11. Been hit by a car.
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
14. Fainted. x
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*)
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. x( saw a dog get hit by a car in spain nd it took a while to die)
20. Been poopied on by a bird. x

21. Made out with a random person. x
22. Felt up a mannequin. x
23. Slapped a random person.
24. Bit a random person.
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.
26. Fell in love on first sight.
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
28. Tried to catch a squirrel.
29. And succeeded.
30. Made out with a random animal.

31. Been humped by a dog. x
32. And slapped said dog.
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked. x
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. x
38. Got botox'ed.
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. x
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.

41. Saved someone's life. x
42. Killed someone.
43. Been electrocuted. x
44. Been stalked.
45. Got a scar. x(26)
46. Got drunk. x
47. Been stabbed. x
48. Been shot.
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito").
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei.

58% :)
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Earl_Listbard on April 06, 2008, 02:04:56 am: Quote from: Socius Rockus on April 05, 2008, 07:53:47 pm
Quote from: Earl_Listbard on April 05, 2008, 07:17:42 pm
who isn't utterly twisted and warped.

Cough, *looks at the people who scored in the 20's*
::) What?
utterly twisted and warped. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW7G4tVwXOw) xD

Whats wrong with lips like morphine?

Quote from: Liadan on April 05, 2008, 09:25:07 pm

Quote from: ThomPhoenix on April 05, 2008, 09:21:12 pm
0%.
Don't ask.

why not?

Its called not taking the test ;D
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Taniquetil on April 06, 2008, 04:11:44 am: 1. Nearly been expelled from school. -
2. Been slapped. x
3. Slapped someone. x
4. Bitten someone. -
5. Drank blood. -
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly. -
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. x
8. Tried to fly. x (succeeded, obviously)
9. Internally bled. -
10. Broken a bone. x (most boring 6 weeks of my life)

11. Been hit by a car. -
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car. x
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day. x
14. Fainted. -
15. Been struck by lightning. -
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. -
17. Ate bugs, on purpose. -
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die. x
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. -
20. Been poopied on by a bird. -

21. Made out with a random person. -
22. Felt up a mannequin. -
23. Slapped a random person. x
24. Bit a random person. -
25. Licked (beat up) a random person. x
26. Fell in love on first sight. x
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty. -
28. Tried to catch a squirrel. x
29. And succeeded. x
30. Made out with a random animal. - (gawd bestiality is a no no)

31. Been humped by a dog. -
32. And slapped said dog. -
33. Got syphilis. -
34. Got married. -
35. And regret it. -
36. Hitchhiked. x
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. x
38. Got botox'ed. -
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. -
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp. -

41. Saved someone's life. -
42. Killed someone. -
43. Been electrocuted. -
44. Been stalked. x
45. Got a scar. x
46. Got drunk. -
47. Been stabbed. x
48. Been shot. x
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito"). x (Screech)
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. -

EDIT: 51. Forgot to score yourself. x

40%
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: BlackDogSpark on April 06, 2008, 04:59:26 am: 1 yes
2 no
3 no
4 no
5 no
6 no
7 no
8 no
9 no
10 yes
11 yes
12 no
13 no
14 yes
15 no
16 no
17 no
18 no
19 no
20 no
21 no
22 no
23 no
24 no
25 no
26 yes
27 no
28 no
29 no
30 no
31 no
32 no
33 no
34 no
35 no
36 no
37 no
38 no
39 no
40 yes
41 no
42 no
43 yes
44 no
45 yes
46 yes
47 no
48 no
49 no
50 no

82%
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: SerqFeht on April 06, 2008, 08:50:09 am: 50% :thumbup:

That was highly subjective...

Have you ever had a bruise? Hehe, You internally bled... Bah I slammed a door on my finger 2 hours ago. My finger is purple. I haven't gotten a vial of blood and downed it, yet I know the taste of blood pretty well. I faint every night, then I hallucinate for about 7 hours.

I also wildly gesture, so yes, I've slapped random people. The bird pooped on my friend. I got 'splashed.' Who knew lava lamps were so hot!?

And most of that happened before I was 5. Ants are spicy... My Dad caught the squirrel after it hid in the couch. He ripped its tail off.

Hmm... I'm more corrupted than I thought...
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Entevir on April 06, 2008, 04:28:16 pm: And i thought i was nuts for jumping off a building just to cut corners going to school.You guys are either lieing or nuts.I scored 54%
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Raa on April 07, 2008, 02:13:14 am: We're just nuts. :D
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Waylander on April 07, 2008, 09:20:45 pm: 61% virgin

And the monkey was a great kisser :P
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Drey on April 08, 2008, 12:04:07 am: i answered yes to 22 questions, is that 56%?

some of the questions are kinda crap especially the follow on types

as to number 21... blonde at brixton all those years ago, what an night.

and number 50, one of my friends sister is now called steve... by about half her school year too

and number 25 i've licked someone random as in lick with that thing in your mouth starting with t (can't spell it so won't try) not the beat up version does that still count?
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Earl_Listbard on April 08, 2008, 12:27:28 am: Tongue.

And I have never knew 'licking' to be a synonym of beating someone up.
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Taniquetil on April 08, 2008, 02:36:41 am: Never heard o' giving anyone the ol' 1,2 eh, Earl?
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Earl_Listbard on April 08, 2008, 02:42:19 am: Quote from: Taniquetil on April 08, 2008, 02:36:41 am
Never heard o' giving anyone the ol' 1,2 eh, Earl?

I'm a pacifist :3

Lol, sorry, actually, no, I've never heard the phrase.
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Raa on April 08, 2008, 10:34:38 pm: Quote from: Drey on April 08, 2008, 12:04:07 am
and number 25 i've licked someone random as in lick with that thing in your mouth starting with t (can't spell it so won't try) not the beat up version does that still count?

No, unless you beat 'em up with your tongue.

Quote from: Earl_Listbard on April 08, 2008, 12:27:28 am
And I have never knew 'licking' to be a synonym of beating someone up.

That's because you're from Ohio. Only southern rednecks use it. :P
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Prolix on April 09, 2008, 06:50:35 am: Umm,
Quote from: Raa on April 08, 2008, 10:29:12 pm
I find this stupid and don't really care and bye. :-X
What he said! :devil:
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Socius Rockus on April 09, 2008, 06:48:48 pm: /me slaps Prolix
/me whispers "I think it's a she"
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Earl_Listbard on April 09, 2008, 07:23:35 pm: Lol nab.
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Prolix on April 09, 2008, 08:40:15 pm: So (s)he claims ... but (s)he also claims to be over 400 years old.

Anyway I choose to refer to disembodied text-chat sources on the internet by the gender neutral generic sense of the masculine pronoun. 'He' could be the queen of England for all I care.

So spank me with a spoon if it bothers you unbearably.

I just thought it was fitting to toss hir (http://www.vexen.co.uk/words.html#HIR) words back at hir.

Is that better?
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Socius Rockus on April 09, 2008, 09:58:00 pm: ;) You could always use 'kra' if you're not sure :P
I didn't bother me, I just happen to notice ::) and it was my change to make a post with meaning :sorcerer:
:lol: :flowers:
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Raa on April 09, 2008, 11:07:36 pm: /me spanks Prolix with a spoon. :P
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: neko kyouran on April 10, 2008, 12:28:31 am: Quote from: Raa on April 08, 2008, 10:34:38 pm
That's because you're from Ohio. Only southern rednecks use it. :P

all the cool people are from Ohio. it's mostly becuase i live there though.

guess i'll have to actually read your list to keep this post on topic......

I answered yes to 7, whatever % that is.
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Raa on April 10, 2008, 01:32:09 am: Quote from: neko kyouran on April 10, 2008, 12:28:31 am
I answered yes to 7, whatever % that is.

98%

FAIL
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Liadan on April 10, 2008, 02:00:19 am: Quote from: neko kyouran on April 10, 2008, 12:28:31 am
Quote from: Raa on April 08, 2008, 10:34:38 pm
That's because you're from Ohio. Only southern rednecks use it. :P

all the cool people are from Ohio. it's mostly becuase i live there though.

guess i'll have to actually read your list to keep this post on topic......

I answered yes to 7, whatever % that is.

Quote from: Raa on April 10, 2008, 01:32:09 am
Quote from: neko kyouran on April 10, 2008, 12:28:31 am
I answered yes to 7, whatever % that is.

98%

FAIL

mirror mirror on the wall, who's the purest of them all?

no longer me i'm afraid. I can't believe the forummonger is 98% pure. :)
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Rayken on April 10, 2008, 02:02:48 am: I'm 100% pure...
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: neko kyouran on April 10, 2008, 02:44:54 am: I'm a simple man, with a simple plan.
Leading a simple life, looking for a simple wife.
If I knew how to rhyme, maybe I'd be worth a dime.
I'm hungry now, so I'm off to get chow.

/me waves adieu to you
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Scarn on April 10, 2008, 03:26:39 am: 1. Nearly been expelled from school.(yes, but it wasn't my fault)
2. Been slapped.(yes... the bi*ch)
3. Slapped someone.(yes, yes)
4. Bitten someone.(yes, tasted like chicken)
5. Drank blood.(no... ever heard about HIV?)
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.(Yes, on my face)
7. Run around in a quiet neighborhood screaming to the night sky.(Yes.)
8. Tried to fly.(Yes, I'm a pokemon)
9. Internally bled.(yes, felt odd)
10. Broken a bone.(Yes, going to surgery on monday)

11. Been hit by a car.(yes.)
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.(Yes, it was stupid)
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.(Yes, took an overdose of sleeping pills -accidentaly-)
14. Fainted.(yes, cut my finger almost off)
15. Been struck by lightning.(no, electricity tho)
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*) (firemen are not my kink...)
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.(HELL NO)
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.(yes... I hate bugs...)
19. Watched an animal bleed to death.(yes and no... I watched a fox cub(?) a few seconds bleed after I hit it with my car but I had to snap its neck/beat it to death with a large Plank[not PS Plank]... that sucked... I love animals)
20. Been poopied on by a bird.(yes, not as funny when it happens to you)

21. Made out with a random person.(yes, a FEW times... goddamn drinking problem)
22. Felt up a mannequin.(yes. /me points to above answer)
23. Slapped a random person.(yes, she liked it... i didn't slap her on the face either...)
24. Bit a random person.(Yes... does that count if it was in bed and friendly?)
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.(yes...)
26. Fell in love on first sight.(Yes... mmmm...)
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.(alcohol - bad - yes)
28. Tried to catch a squirrel.(Yes, fast bastards)
29. And succeeded.(No, I'm fat)
30. Made out with a random animal.(No... wait... hmmm... do you count women as animals?)

31. Been humped by a dog.(Almost... humped my leg it did...)
32. And slapped said dog.(Yes)
33. Got syphilis.(No... I hope...)
34. Got married.(Thank god, NO)
35. And regret it.(Nothing to regret)
36. Hitchhiked.(yes)
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited.(Yes, several times)
38. Got botox'ed.(Nah man... I'm hot.)
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public.(Yes... in the military... drunk...)
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.(Yes, very annoying)

41. Saved someone's life.(Yes, several times)
42. Killed someone.(No but I'm planning on it... ooops... ah... nevermind)
43. Been electrocuted.(Yes, I stuck a fork into the electricity box thingy)
44. Been stalked.(Yes, those ex girlfriends are crazy)
45. Got a scar.(Yes, many)
46. Got drunk.(Moi? I think so but I was too f****d up to remember)
47. Been stabbed.(Yes, at the bar I work at now.)
48. Been shot.(By a BB-gun kind of weapon)
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito"). (Yes but in a different language)
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. (KIDS, DO NOT DRINK! answer: yes... and I'm ashamed)

Er... 22%? Got to lie in next quiz...
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Anumesa on April 10, 2008, 06:05:07 pm: 1. Nearly been expelled from school.
2. Been slapped. X
3. Slapped someone.X
4. Bitten someone. X
5. Drank blood. X (When you get a nosebleed, its hard not to :P )
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. X
8. Tried to fly. X
9. Internally bled.
10. Broken a bone.

11. Been hit by a car.
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
14. Fainted. X
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*)
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. X
20. Been poopied on by a bird.

21. Made out with a random person. X
22. Felt up a mannequin.
23. Slapped a random person.
24. Bit a random person.
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.
26. Fell in love on first sight. X
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
28. Tried to catch a squirrel. X
29. And succeeded.
30. Made out with a random animal.

31. Been humped by a dog.
32. And slapped said dog.
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked. X
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. X
38. Got botox'ed.
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. X
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp. X

41. Saved someone's life.
42. Killed someone.
43. Been electrocuted.
44. Been stalked. X
45. Got a scar. X
46. Got drunk.
47. Been stabbed. X
48. Been shot.
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito"). X
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. X

Erm, i dunno how to figure out the score >.>

[edit] Thought for a bit...i think its 40%
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Hydrolyzer on April 19, 2008, 12:55:13 pm: 1. Nearly been expelled from school. yes
2. Been slapped. yes
3. Slapped someone. yes
4. Bitten someone. yes
5. Drank blood. yes
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly. not perfectly, so no.
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. no
8. Tried to fly. yes
9. Internally bled. no
10. Broken a bone. yes

11. Been hit by a car. yes
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car. yes
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day. no
14. Fainted. no
15. Been struck by lightning. no
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*) wait..someone said yes to this? impressive, no for me.
17. Ate bugs, on purpose. no
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die. no
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. yes
20. Been poopied on by a bird. no

21. Made out with a random person. yes
22. Felt up a mannequin. yes
23. Slapped a random person. yes
24. Bit a random person. yes
25. Licked (beat up) a random person. yes
26. Fell in love on first sight. no
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty. innapplicable
28. Tried to catch a squirrel. no squirrels in Australia. tried to catch a possum once though, roughly similar, so i count as yes
29. And succeeded. yes
30. Made out with a random animal. no, although a girl at my school has a video of her cousin having sex with a sheep. gross.
31. Been humped by a dog. no
32. And slapped said dog. no
33. Got syphilis. no
34. Got married. wasnt legal, so no
35. And regret it. in advance, yes.
36. Hitchhiked. yes
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. yes
38. Got botox'ed. no
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. no
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp. no

41. Saved someone's life. yes
42. Killed someone. not intentionally...
43. Been electrocuted. yes
44. Been stalked. yes
45. Got a scar. got twelve.
46. Got drunk. yes
47. Been stabbed. yes
48. Been shot. not actually hit, but ive been shot at, can someone clarify if thats a yes or no? im going to count no though
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito"). i called myself the mega ultimate doom knight, so im saying yes to this
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. never even heard it.

48%, and im only 16 years in, sweet.
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Izzabella on April 19, 2008, 04:12:22 pm: Quote from: Hydrolyzer on April 19, 2008, 12:55:13 pm

50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. never even heard it.

More comely known as the Numa Numa Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o&feature=related[url=http://Numa Numa Song)
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: One and only tanner on April 19, 2008, 10:37:02 pm: Quote from: Izzabella on April 19, 2008, 04:12:22 pm
Quote from: Hydrolyzer on April 19, 2008, 12:55:13 pm

50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. never even heard it.

More comely known as the Numa Numa Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o&feature=related[url=http://Numa Numa Song)

..comon who doesent have that on there mobile phone?!?
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Raa on April 20, 2008, 06:39:17 am: Quote from: Hydrolyzer on April 19, 2008, 12:55:13 pm
28. Tried to catch a squirrel. no squirrels in Australia. tried to catch a possum once though, roughly similar, so i count as yes

Trust me, squirrels are a lot, lot harder to catch... ;D Near as fast as roadrunners.
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: neko kyouran on April 20, 2008, 02:22:06 pm: does it count if I tried to catch the family dog, while they had a dead squirrel in their mouth that they caught?

If so, I guess I'm at yes to 8 then.
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Entevir on April 21, 2008, 03:40:25 pm: Quote from: Raa on April 20, 2008, 06:39:17 am

Trust me, squirrels are a lot, lot harder to catch... ;D Near as fast as roadrunners.

Squirels once stole my notebook.Those litle tail wearing bastards are just waiting for me to slip up again.I just know it.
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Kemex on April 21, 2008, 07:57:11 pm: I only will reveal those things which i didnt not made (yet!)
5. Drank blood. (only if my own blood doesnt count)
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky.
16 ¿?
From 22 -> 30 SO weird for me.
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked.
38. Got botox'ed.
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. (interesting but not )
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.
42. Killed someone. ( I hope never had to kill anyone but Rogues, Uber'S.. etc)
47. Been stabbed. ( Well some one attempted, but ended with his arm broke in two pieces ;D)
48. Been shot. (Uff, God free me!)
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. (uff, God free me!)
So 50(weird's things)-23 (i never done) = 27 ( weird's things that i done) ~ 57%
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Kerol on December 22, 2008, 06:53:57 am: If I count correctly my virgin count is 38% :sorcerer:
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Prolix on December 22, 2008, 07:13:46 am: my olive oil is extra virgin, does that count for anything?
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Raa on December 31, 2008, 09:13:33 am: Necromance-much?

What the hell, I wrote neighborhEEd? And licked? Gawd, how old was I when I posted this? xD

EDIT

2008?! The frik, I don't remember this. o_____O
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Pizik on December 31, 2008, 12:31:28 pm: I -think- 40% of those wierd things I have done....
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: One and only tanner on January 02, 2009, 02:20:32 am: Quote from: Raa on April 05, 2008, 08:44:02 pm
Quote from: One and only tanner on April 05, 2008, 10:04:39 am
random quetion Raa did you say yes to number 5? ^^

Yesh. :P I'm trying to quit, though. >o)

managed to quit yet Raa?
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Raa on January 03, 2009, 11:13:47 am: Quote from: One and only tanner on January 02, 2009, 02:20:32 am
Quote from: Raa on April 05, 2008, 08:44:02 pm
Quote from: One and only tanner on April 05, 2008, 10:04:39 am
random quetion Raa did you say yes to number 5? ^^

Yesh. :P I'm trying to quit, though. >o)

managed to quit yet Raa?

Got stuck in rehab when I started playing hooky to sleep all day. I'm still trying to quit. My priest says it should be easy if I chew garlic instead. Have anything to recommend?
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Timmothy Perriwinkle on January 03, 2009, 06:55:16 pm: An hero. Problem solved.
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: One and only tanner on January 03, 2009, 07:19:23 pm: Quote from: Raa on January 03, 2009, 11:13:47 am
Quote from: One and only tanner on January 02, 2009, 02:20:32 am
Quote from: Raa on April 05, 2008, 08:44:02 pm
Quote from: One and only tanner on April 05, 2008, 10:04:39 am
random quetion Raa did you say yes to number 5? ^^

Yesh. :P I'm trying to quit, though. >o)

managed to quit yet Raa?

Got stuck in rehab when I started playing hooky to sleep all day. I'm still trying to quit. My priest says it should be easy if I chew garlic instead. Have anything to recommend?

just give up and not bother quiting?
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Raa on January 05, 2009, 07:33:58 am: Quote from: Timmothy Perriwinkle on January 03, 2009, 06:55:16 pm
An hero. Problem solved.

Can't, I'm immortal.

But I'm not giving up! Never!
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Aro on January 05, 2009, 09:22:59 pm: 24 yes/50. 100-48=52% virgin. I guess I'm a weird person. :innocent:
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Homik on January 14, 2009, 04:12:39 am: 1. Nearly been expelled from school.
x2. Been slapped.
x3. Slapped someone.
x4. Bitten someone.
x5. Drank blood.
x6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.
x7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky.
x8. Tried to fly.
9. Internally bled.
10. Broken a bone.

x11. Been hit by a car.
x12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day. (not ten times, anyways >.> )
14. Fainted.
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*)
x17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
x18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
19. Watched an animal bleed to death.
20. Been poopied on by a bird.

21. Made out with a random person.
22. Felt up a mannequin.
23. Slapped a random person.
24. Bit a random person.
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.
26. Fell in love on first sight.
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
x28. Tried to catch a squirrel.
x29. And succeeded.
30. Made out with a random animal.

x31. Been humped by a dog.
x32. And slapped said dog.
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked.
x37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. (cried)
38. Got botox'ed.
x39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. (i forgot a belt that day >.> )
x40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp (shush, it looked so tantillizing >.>)

x41. Saved someone's life.
42. Killed someone.
x43. Been electrocuted.
x44. Been stalked.
x45. Got a scar.
46. Got drunk.
x47. Been stabbed.
48. Been shot.
x49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito").
x50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. (Don't judge me! It seemed like a good idea at the time >.>)

Mmmmmm, blood.
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Socius Rockus on January 22, 2009, 09:30:16 pm: \\o// 18% now now/me goes looking for a random animal to make out --> 16%... will he make it?
??? Seems that the only thing I still can do that doesn't defy my moral values
LOL, don't have those!
0% here I come! :lol: :flowers:
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Dintin on January 23, 2009, 10:45:55 pm: /=yes x=no

/1. Nearly been expelled from school.
/2. Been slapped.
x3. Slapped someone.
/4. Bitten someone.
x5. Drank blood.
/6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.
x7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky.
/8. Tried to fly.
x9. Internally bled.
/10. Broken a bone.

x11. Been hit by a car.
x12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
x13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
/14. Fainted.
x15. Been struck by lightning.
x16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*)
/17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
/18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
x19. Watched an animal bleed to death.
/20. Been poopied on by a bird.

x21. Made out with a random person.
/22. Felt up a mannequin. (I was a lil tipsy)
x23. Slapped a random person.
x24. Bit a random person.
/25. Licked (beat up) a random person. (I was a lil more than tipsy)
/26. Fell in love on first sight.
/27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
/28. Tried to catch a squirrel.
x29. And succeeded.
x30. Made out with a random animal.

/31. Been humped by a dog.
/32. And slapped said dog.
x33. Got syphilis.
x34. Got married.
x35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked.
/37. Laughed till you cried/vomited.
x38. Got botox'ed.
x39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public.
/40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.

x41. Saved someone's life.
x42. Killed someone.
/43. Been electrocuted.
x44. Been stalked.
/45. Got a scar.
/46. Got drunk.
x47. Been stabbed.
x48. Been shot.
/49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito").
/50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei.
Title: Re: Percent Virgin
Post by: Madoring on February 11, 2009, 09:45:15 pm: 48% i suck...LOL

x1. Nearly been expelled from school.
x2. Been slapped.
x3. Slapped someone.
x4. Bitten someone.
5. Drank blood.
x6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky.
x8. Tried to fly.
x9. Internally bled.
x10. Broken a bone.

x11. Been hit by a car.
x12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
x14. Fainted.
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*)
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
x19. Watched an animal bleed to death.
x20. Been poopied on by a bird.

x21. Made out with a random person.
xx22. Felt up a mannequin.
23. Slapped a random person.
24. Bit a random person.
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.
xxx26. Fell in love on first sight.
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
x28. Tried to catch a squirrel.
29. And succeeded.
30. Made out with a random animal.

31. Been humped by a dog.
32. And slapped said dog.
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
x36. Hitchhiked.
x37. Laughed till you cried/vomited.
38. Got botox'ed.
x39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public.
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.

41. Saved someone's life.
42. Killed someone.
x43. Been electrocuted.
x44. Been stalked.
x45. Got a scar.
x46. Got drunk.
x47. Been stabbed.
48. Been shot.
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito").
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei.