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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Eathon on December 22, 2008, 01:34:26 pm
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Well, I shall be blunt. XilliX, the fount of all wisdom, in whose light only we thrive and multiply, believes brevity a virtue. Brevity is, after all, next to godliness, in an extremely abridged dictionary. This is the official conversion thread for the XilliXian faith, all converts please post their names below. XilliX desires your worship and, above alll, your votes! (And he knows. He is, after all, omnirecognant)
Why, you ask, why should I convert to XilliX-worship? I must inform you that the Great XilliX would of course disdain such a vulgar query, but for this time, I will deign to answer. XilliX is a more practical deity than much of the divine pantheon. To gaze upon his face you are merely required to navigate the internet; a far cry from hiring Da Vinci to paint your associated saints. XilliX is also a more considerate deity than many. Having modernised himself for the new millenium, he neglects purely spriritual concerns, rather demanding of his worshippers only what they can deliver: a lifetime of servitude, your soul, and the e-quivalent of a signature in blood on the dotted line. Why, 'tis far from these unworldly promises of compassion. XilliX also embraces justice. Reasoning that it is, of course, impossible to bestow love upon every individual, he instead encourages his worshippers to engage in wanton malice to all, irrespective of identity. Equality is, after all, a large part of justice. Far from these unworldly concerns in which most of the known pantheon care to indulge, XilliX wholeheartedly embraces the spirit of consumerism; so long as all goods are purchased, respectively, from him. And if you do not, you shall taste the reason that he deserves the award for meanest. You have been warned, for XilliX is fair and mighty and worshipful, and you shall worship him in turn. And he shall rain down bounty amongst you, and you shall be glad, though somewhat depressed.
Convert to XilliX! Vote now!
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If we join do we have to wear jester hats??
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do we get awesome sig banners like for the epic god Rizin?
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If we join do we have to wear jester hats??
I heard it's running chain mail boots, with a little swoosh on them... :whistling:
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Oh no we are all doomed if we are reduced to worshipping Xillix :o
Talad help us all.
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/me looks around hydlaa plaza for someone to train his skill in Xillix...
or would that be faction?
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I'll bet nobody noticed if you make it XIIIIX and convert it from the Roman numerals it is 22. If you are picky and drop the L's you get 120. So that would be 22, 4, and 3 for numerical and divinatory purposes. But 22 is a really weird number in numerology. I did a quick web check for a description and was amused to say the least. If we go with the straight 3, it is odd because it relates to the Empress in Tarot. Oi! I guess there is enough nonsensical, circumstantial evidence to support the movement. But I am not joining any weird religious cults as my character only believes in Talad, because he has access to the database.
A Look at the Number Four
A number four influence is all about providing a solid foundation to work from. Those people who have number four names and birthdays are traditionally hard workers. They are dependable and tend to be conservative. This is simply because fours like to make sure whatever they build will stand up to the test of time.
The Master Number Influence
In numerology 22 will give those number four people a higher purpose in life. So a number four doesn’t just work hard to build a stable lasting home for their family and a success long lasting career. The number four person with a 22 influence also works to build homes for other people. Or they’ll work to build up things for others on a grander scale.
The Master Number influence encourages these number four people to help others and help the world in a positive way. It is quite the spiritual influence to have.
http://www.numerologyessentials.com/numerology_22.htm
The energy of Number 3 is quick, clever, enthusiastic, creative, verbal, and often touched with a ready sense of humor. Number 3 and its characteristics are associated astrologically with Gemini and Leo, and with The Empress in the Tarot deck.
http://www.enchantedspirit.org/Numerology/6.php
Based on those descriptions I could see them applying... on a good day for Xillix, haahahha!
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We can haz userbar?
Indeed: http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb227/Qudoror/XillixUserbar.png
or if you want, the code so that it links back to this topic
[url=http://www.hydlaaplaza.com/smf/index.php?topic=34423.0][img]http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb227/Qudoror/XillixUserbar.png[/img][/url]
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If we worship Xillix would we be called 'Fools'? ;)
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Obviously.
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I guess this place isn't losing its sillyness afterall.
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/me deletes the thread and has everyone that posted in it banned for being too silly.
fxt
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I am much gladdened to see that many have joined the way of All Sensible and Right Thinking Beings (a considerable minority, but growing).
Worship, and ye shall have cookies!
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I am much gladdened to see that many have joined the way of All Sensible and Right Thinking Beings (a considerable minority, but growing).
Worship, and ye shall have cookies!
I do not see many who have followed you Eathon according to the replies in this thread anyway. Even neko wants to ban anyone who posts here.
/me looks at neko with concern.
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Watch the userbars, Mathy. Always watch the userbars.
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THE USERBARS REPRESENT THE COMMUNITY'S OPINIONS!
I is XilliX's most loyal follower. WORSHIP THE XILLIX AND YOU SHALL HAZ WIN.
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Evidently not.
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My phrase, Parallo.
Timmothy, judging by your inability to begin this thread, I am the most loyal follower of XilliX! Upon whom eloquence may exhaust itself inexpressible!
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I did not start this thread as I deem some unworthy of basking in the majestic glow emitted by the XilliX. You do not choose the XilliX, the XilliX chooses you.
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DEvotion is its own reward. Bask in the XilliX; vote now!
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/me injects Raa with sodium peroxide
"shhhhh.. there therw everythings going to be just bleachy....erm.....peachy"
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It's about time ya'll caught on to the greatness that is Xillix.
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Worship, and thy bounty shall be increased twofold in sublimity! Embrace illogic!
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The Book of XilliX
1:1 At first there was RP and XilliX saw RP, and XilliX Killed RP, and it was good.
1:2 Thou shalt sacrifice noobs on the altar of PWN.
1:3 Thou shalt not argue for the sake of arguing.
1:4 The whines of the masses shall be a chorus unto mine glory.
1:5 To fear the XilliX is beginning of wisdom.
1:6 Thou shalt use the bug tracker.
1:7 Thou shalt rtfm.
1:8 Thou shalt revere no pwn but the PWN or thou shalt be epic failz!
1:9 Thou shalt strive against the discontented or thou wilt be nerfed.
1:10 Thou shalt follow these commandments or thou shalt know the banhammer.
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XilliX, stop hiding my posts! >:(
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Raa... you are not one of the faithful... be ye gone from this place of worship or suffer the wrath of the almighty!
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Entire universes are created and destroyed in His posts. :beta:
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Raa the moment you stop making silly immature posts I will do so in your case . . .
:ban:
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Sublime is his wisdom; mighty his banhammer.
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http://www.hydlaaplaza.com/smf/index.php?topic=34563.msg397137;boardseen#new
Thank you to all my worshipers!!!
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Blessed is corruption; moral blackmail justice.
All praise to the XilliX. :P
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/me hands Eathon a bit of shoe polish and a cloth, smiling "Have fun."