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Support => Complaint Department => Topic started by: Geoni on November 10, 2009, 03:54:56 am

Title: I have to go potty!
Post by: Geoni on November 10, 2009, 03:54:56 am
I have come to the realization of holding it in for so long, that i just want to let it out in privacy. But...where are the bathrooms? Why would we have sewers, if there were no bathrooms? Why is there seasonings and spices, and no convenient crapper?  :@#\ Why is there not more plants if there are no bathrooms? Why is there nothing to lean over after 10 hot beers and extenuated mining? Where are we supposed to go when trying to get rid of a ring after a divorce? Is it too much to make three different bathrooms in each town? What are we supposed to go if we want to start gossip and vandilism through wall writing? Hurry developers, i can't hold it in much longer!  X-/
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: XF25 on November 10, 2009, 04:15:13 am
well people long ago used chamber pots?
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: Geoni on November 10, 2009, 05:03:48 am
What is a potty without a sink to wash hands?  :whistling: I wouldn't mind chamberpots, but what about restROOMS? it is a matter of private poops...  :sleeping:
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: Sarras Volcae on November 10, 2009, 05:11:45 am
go on the street, ya wussy
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: LigH on November 10, 2009, 08:38:15 am
Has this been asked in the Wishlist already? ... I could bet on it.

And I remember that I have seen a screenshot of a bathroom several months ago... fan-made, but nevertheless, impressive.
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: bloodedIrishman on November 10, 2009, 09:55:49 am
More important things are on the burner most likely.

On a side note, my character has urinated on these places:

Three guildhouses; all but one is dead now.
Harnquist's smithy when he was out drinking; he sold me shoddy falchions.
Kada-El tavern's upper bedrooms.
The petrified kran; he did not give my intoxicated character sufficient directions.
Into the Laanx Dungeon abyss.
Into the Death Realm abyss.
On the highest balcony of the Arena onto the stands below; while a tournament ensued.
Over various rooftops; onto roleplay's below.

In short, if bathrooms became implemented my character who shall not be named will have no need of them, unless to promote a guild of whizzers. You could say that he is dedicated to his craft of drunkenness and debauchery, I know I do.
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: LigH on November 10, 2009, 10:31:57 am
Call your char a "flow heater" then... :P
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: Rigwyn on November 10, 2009, 04:09:02 pm

LOL .. Here's one for you .. Rigywn one took a wizz into the plaza fountain while about 15 characters were sitting in the water and having a good time. Needless to say they cleared out rather quickly.

As for bathrooms I think you take your pot and toss it out into the street. Those who pass by at the wrong time are just S.O.L.

I don't think characters would understand much about germs .. If your hands *look* fairly clean then there would be no need to wash them.
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: neko kyouran on November 10, 2009, 04:27:30 pm
http://www.hydlaaplaza.com/smf/index.php?topic=20527.0

ahh, so many names of players and devs in that thread that no longer are around. 
/me reminiscences some more
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: Mordraugion on November 10, 2009, 05:47:40 pm
/me joins Neko in reminiscing

hmm the lovely sisters and verrliit with her toilet tree and the mishap with Karii Winterwalker those were the days *sigh*
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: Geoni on November 10, 2009, 10:51:55 pm
Next subject for the complaint department: Please do not throw chamber pot fluid at bypassers on the street!

*Geoni hopes of not having to post it!

 ;D
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: verden on November 11, 2009, 02:02:31 am
Three different bathrooms? I thought Kran just... um... exuded their waste from their skin.
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: lilura on November 11, 2009, 03:20:21 am
maybe we kran would like to have some privacy when exuding waste?
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: verden on November 11, 2009, 03:42:24 am
Well, I guess I can't argue that one.
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: Geoni on November 12, 2009, 02:23:05 am
Tell em' Lilura!  \\o//
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: Xillix Queen of Fools on November 12, 2009, 02:49:51 am
This is all good but don't forget to...

(http://admin.reifier.org/images/wipe.jpg)
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: lilura on November 12, 2009, 03:44:14 am
a bit obsessive arent we godxillah? :offtopic:.......after you get done adding bathrooms maybe and toilet paper and marshmallows
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: Xillix Queen of Fools on November 12, 2009, 05:46:48 am
Hey it ain't my fault the rest of you are stuck on baby wipes.
Title: Re: I have to go potty!
Post by: Sarras Volcae on November 12, 2009, 08:00:01 am
baby wipes feel squeaky clean!

maybe not squeaky....