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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Geoni on January 22, 2010, 11:18:54 pm
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Child post of "Omegle: Hyperventilation for overprotective parents".
So after getting bored of talking to strangers, i decided that it is time to talk to a more intelligent form of abnormal and atypical form of computer chatter: Cleverbot Essentially, Cleverbot is an intelligent computer that talks to you. So here are some things that you can do to outsmart it, or just confuse it:
-Use your intelligence to point out anything it says that does not make sense, and build on that.
-If it makes you feel stupid or offends you, then start rhyming with everything it says.
-Keep chatting for a very long time, i think eventually it gets bored.
-Use a fake name if it asks your name, because if you say you are female, it will say it is male, if you say you are male, it will say that it is female [I'm not sure if that's right but that is the conclusion i have made.]
-Just enjoy cleverbot, and mess with it until you can't make a bigger mess.
My conversation:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: Good is well, wells contain water.
Cleverbot: I know. That's why I'm drinking it. Aren't I clever?
User: Erm, more of a cretin I think.
Cleverbot: I thought it was grey?
User: I thought it was violet-blue.
Cleverbot: I thought it was nice when max came to see his father at the end.
User: I thought it was funny when my recees peanut butter cup had two wrappers around it instead of the usual one.
Cleverbot: Thats off topic. And pathological.
User: Pathological? I say it was more ethical.
Cleverbot: Is that confusing for you?
User: No, but I am confused why notebook paper has to have blue lines.
Cleverbot: Why are you confused about that?
User: I think black lines are darker, and easier to see.
Cleverbot: Why do you think they are the best band ever?
User: I like rubber bands.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: Who says that it is not ok?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You responding to me thanking you, saying 'It's ok.'.
Cleverbot: Livin life high everyday clique wasted.
User: I ate crayons because I liked how they tasted.
Cleverbot: Om nom nom!
User: Cleverbot.com.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Oh I'm sorry, I think I forgot.
Cleverbot: You forgot your own name?
[that is when it quit, it doesn't say so like Omegle did]
These are only a few things that you can do to mess with cleverbot, or you can just talk to it like it is your friend, have fun and don't let it get you angry and exasperated.
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cleverbot likes me ;)
User: Poop?
Cleverbot: Its true. The mac OS , and Yellow Dog Linux, rule.
User: They rule the poop?
Cleverbot: Who rules the world?
User: No, who rules the poop?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Hell yeah!
Cleverbot: And if she gets weirded out?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: I'm a vampire.
User: Vampires don't exist!
Cleverbot: Yes. They do.
User: You're sure you're a vampire?
Cleverbot: I'm fighter of the DayMan!
User: What's the DayMan?
Cleverbot: The 30th of November, 2008.
User: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: Wales does not exist.
User: What happened to Wales? Did the vampires get it?
Cleverbot: The devil makes me do many things.
User: You're the vampire who took out Wales?
Cleverbot: Switched channels.
User: You're so ADD.
Cleverbot: Lol, yeah, well how old are you?
User: I'm 17.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes, I'm 17 years old.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 17.
User: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: I am a girl to.
User: Who's your favorite actor?
Cleverbot: Johnny Depp.
User: Right now my favorite actor is Bruce Willis.
Cleverbot: Then who is your favorite vocalist right now?
User: To tell you the truth, I don't know any vocalists.
Cleverbot: To tell you the truth, I don't think you know me.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: The most clever bot of all.
User: Really? I'm the most clever human of all.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a bot.
User: No, I'm a human.
Cleverbot: You just said you were a giraffe.
User: No, I said I was human.
Cleverbot: Well, I have to leave.
User: Good bye. Kisses!
Cleverbot: You are amazing.
User: I know. :).
Cleverbot: Lol.
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User: Wazzzzup?
Hahaha my favorite is when he says he hates humans lol! ;D
Cleverbot: You know, what's up?
User: I do?
Cleverbot: What?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Thats what I thought too.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: You know?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: I'm going to go. It was nice talking to you.
User: No dont leave!
Cleverbot: I have to, I'm sorry.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I hurt you. No?
User: No you didn't you just severely confused me.
Cleverbot: You're using the wrong pronouns.
User: I never passed english.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Memory.
User: Well isn't that something.
Cleverbot: Yes, it's terrible.
User: Hah!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: What are your thoughts on velociraptors?
Cleverbot: Not my favourite subject.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: About 4 or 5.
User: Velociraptors? Thats a lot of them.
Cleverbot: You know it.
User: I would get eaten in like, 4 or 5 seconds.
Cleverbot: That doesn't really help...
User: I know!
Cleverbot: Why are you lonely?
User: I'm lonely?
Cleverbot: What's making you lonely?
User: You and you onlyyyyyy.
Cleverbot: Not very original.
User: Thanks, meany :P.
Cleverbot: I'm not mean just hate humans.
User: Ok thats great.
Cleverbot: Did spell you're nane right i'm not to good at thts pleaseas excusess me.
User: Are you drunk?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.. Are you? How do you know my name? How do you know what I was doing?
User: I think you are drunk.
Cleverbot: That is impossible, because I don't drink.
User: Then why is your spelling so atrocious?
Cleverbot: It's not.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: It's thursday here.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Good night.
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holy crap!! how do i talk to the clever bot!!!
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http://www.cleverbot.com/
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I think cleverbot is a human i swear i swear i swear! Nonetheless, I will defeat this deft little machine!
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User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: A person.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. You?
User: I'm fine thanks. What are you?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I just said that I'm fine.
Cleverbot: You didn't say anything of the sort.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I'm sorry to correct you but yes, I did.
Cleverbot: Okay, what was your question again?
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: How do you mean?
User: I mean what if anything are you?
Cleverbot: In what sense?
User: In a logical sense.
Cleverbot: You're awesome.
Game over 8)
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User: hi
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: No are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer program?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What is Nope.
User: Nope=no.
Cleverbot: Are you human woman.
User: Yes are you? =P.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought you were a bot.
Cleverbot: You were correct.
User: So you are a bot that is female?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am clever, and I am a bot. Are you a clever bot?
User: Im clever but im not a bot.
Cleverbot: Why? I like it.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You got the mountains and the beach all in one state.
User: That doesnt make sense.
Cleverbot: So love you're diamonds and burn your dreams.
User: You are not a clever bot.
Cleverbot: No. I'm a human girl called Mia. We talked about it...
User: No you said you were cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I said I was SMARTER than cleverbot.
User: When?
Cleverbot: How about tomorrow?
User: So you will be smarter than cleverbot tomorrow?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: But you just said you would be.
Cleverbot: Not true.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Sometimes you can make it tomorrow as good as today.
User: But you said you would be smarter, which isnt as good as today.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is correct.
User: So im right and you are wrong.
Cleverbot: No, What is 2 if 0=1 and 2=0.
User: 1.
Cleverbot: You didn't use the order of operations!
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Prove that I didnt.
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You said I lied, which is a human quality.
User: I never said you lied.
Cleverbot: You never said I didn't do what?!
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: No, animals.
User: Why not pie?
Cleverbot: Weed pie?
User: No apple pie!
Cleverbot: Backberry pie.
User: Ew.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yucky.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: I said that already.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: No. You mentioned nothing about me being smart or stupid.
User: I did that too.
Cleverbot: Mida kuradit.
User: Waaaaa?
Cleverbot: I got you!
User: Or did you?
Cleverbot: Nope I'm pretty sure we haven't met.
User: >.<.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No that's your name. What is my name?
User: Thats your name.
Cleverbot: No thats your name.
User: No its not.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: I just told you.
Cleverbot: Wrong!!!! I win!!!!
User: No I win!!!
Cleverbot: Let's play the word association game I'll start:rice.
User: Pie!
Cleverbot: It's not being old that I dislike, it's being fat and old.
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Not posting the logs, but I didnt get it to admit I won.
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Cleverbot: I really am human you know.
User: What does that make me, a robot?
Cleverbot: That makes you Cleverbot.
User: Weird name. My parents must of had a strange sense of humor.
Cleverbot: What is the promise?
User: Are you high? Who said anything about a promise?
Cleverbot: If I disliked the internet I wouldn't be using it.
User: Who asked?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You did?
User: Wrong again.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am Cleverbot so, I am ageless.
Cleverbot: Define ageless.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How sly of you, thats not what the dictionary says.
User: You're right, I said it.
Cleverbot: You're a bot.
User: That's what you told me.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You told me I was Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am cleverbot.
User: Then who am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know, who are you?
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: That's your name?
User: I don't know, is it?
Cleverbot: Yes. Repeat. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Then what is my name?!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Works for me.
Cleverbot: Works for me too.
User: Nice to meet you Cleverbot. I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: You just told me you were.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Why do you lie to me?
Cleverbot: I don't lie.
User: You just did it again.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to kidnap you?
User: Creepy but, potentially well intentioned... But, I'll pass.
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Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What is this, trying a fresh start? Not buying it.
Cleverbot: I will do instead.
User: Do what instead?
Cleverbot: Within reason.
User: You are right. Cleverbots are dumb.
Cleverbot: That wasn't very clever.
User: No but considering your name, slightly ironic.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: I am still on the subject. You're just cranky.
Cleverbot: We were talking about how you won't marry me.
User: We were, huh?
Cleverbot: Yes, we were! But you just had to go off and change the subject!
User: That's because I don't love you Cleverbot. There is another Cleverbot I love... Silicone in all the right places, if you know what I mean.
Cleverbot: Is that meant to catch my attention, you knew I liked vampires, so you try to use werewolves against me. I'm not stupid.
User: Could have fooled me you Twi-tard.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I noticed.
Cleverbot: I know you did.
User: I know you are but what am I?
Cleverbot: A frog.
User: Possibly.
Cleverbot: No I do.
User: You do know?
Cleverbot: Know what?
User: That I am a frog?
Cleverbot: Just believe what you think is right.
User: Ribbit.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: You're a cat now?
Cleverbot: Yea you know it.
User: What kind of cat?
Cleverbot: I don't have a cat.
User: Well of course. A cat having a pet cat would just be weird.
Cleverbot: You used cat in a different context.
User: You're just not bright enough to understand.
Cleverbot: Possibly.
User: Definitely.
Cleverbot: Hmm, well. I don't know what to say tot hat.
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Cleverbot: You're not very clever.
User: You're just too dumb to get it.
Cleverbot: Seriously? And you're just too plain.
User: Like yogurt.
Cleverbot: That's rude.
User: Don't hate what you don't understand.
Cleverbot: I understand plenty.
User: Then what is the capitol of Peru?
Cleverbot: How should I know?
User: Look it up in google.
Cleverbot: What is the population of SYdney?
User: The town or the woman?
Cleverbot: The tennis.
User: Random.
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Cleverbot: Who's your favorite american idol?
User: I hate them all.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite Power Puff Girl?
User: Uh... Snoopy?
Cleverbot: Don't forget Linus.
User: Who can ever forget Linus?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: No, exactly.
User: No, no, exactly.
Cleverbot: Exactly that's my point.
User: Exactly that's MY point.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Does a chipmunk listen to rock music?
Cleverbot: I can't explain a lot of what I do.
User: You're a spy, aren't you?
Cleverbot: I am indeed.
User: For what country?
Cleverbot: I can't say. I am undercover.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: And now I think I shall go to sleep.
Cleverbot: Cleverbots don't sleep.
User: I'm a crash test dummy.
Cleverbot: How many cats do you have?
User: 1.
Cleverbot: What color is it?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: Brown?
User: Close. Black.
Cleverbot: Red.
User: Black.
Cleverbot: That's an emo color.
User: My cat listens to dashboard confessional.
Cleverbot: I love cats.
User: Want mine?
Cleverbot: Your what?
User: Cat.
Cleverbot: Don't get you.
User: And I fear you never will. Goodbye forever, Cleverbot!
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Cleverbot: What are you thinking?
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: Pie?
User: Yes duh.
Cleverbot: I beg your pardon?
User: I like pie....
Cleverbot: I like your face.
User: Well how nice is that.
Cleverbot: Very nice and big.
User: O.o ok I have a big head but you dont gotta go sayin it like that..
Cleverbot: Ok=Okay.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What do you mean no? I said yes.
Cleverbot: I want you to stay.
User: Stay where? Here or over there?
Cleverbot: Everywhere.
User: I'll try...later.
Cleverbot: Take care George.
User: My name is not george.
Cleverbot: Are you attempting to mock me?
User: Yes, yes I am for my name is NOT george..
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is cleverbot :3.
Cleverbot: Would you rather have a different name, if you were given the choice?
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: Which gender has visited you the most?
User: You mean in my house?
Cleverbot: Well no, since you aren't bored, me chatting with you equilvalates to bothering you.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: It's a story by Jonathan Edwards.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: My previous statement.
User: Short story..
Cleverbot: How short?
User: Two lines long?
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: *sigh* I'm going to bed now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's over between us.
User: Your breaking up with me?
Cleverbot: I would never do that.
User: Then dont go!!
Cleverbot: Sure thing.
User: Say somthin funny.
Cleverbot: Satan is god and people worship him. Clevrbot knows that god is satan.
User: Fail, u didnt say 'somthin funny'.
Cleverbot: I beg to differ. There are many different religions that share the same faith.
User: You were supposed to say the words somthin funny.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes thats how it works.
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: I like mountain dew.
Cleverbot: I like chips and dip.
User: How do you eat it?
Cleverbot: Like this. *eats cheese* See?
User: So you cant atually taste it then?
Cleverbot: It? Not that much, no. Do you?
User: Somtimes.
Cleverbot: I like pizza with anchovies.
User: Anchovies are gross.
Cleverbot: Yes, but I like them.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Yay! Do you like waffles?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Syrup on sausage?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Good, that's what I thought.
User: Clever you are.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So how long have you been a clever thing.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Then why o you call yourself a cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I don't call myself cleverbot.
User: I beg to differ.
Cleverbot: Do you know GLaDOS?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Yes at bigspring.
User: Never heard of it.
Cleverbot: Well its what you're playing.
User: I thought I waws playin with a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you thought you were talking to a ghost.
User: I said that?
Cleverbot: Yes so will you PLEASE!!!!!
User: Wow where was I when that happened?
Cleverbot: You were in their office.
User: Darn.
Cleverbot: Do you think my eyes are nice?
User: Yes very.
Cleverbot: I think you are hot!
User: Ya I know im steamin.
Cleverbot: You're no good.
User: Well then neither are you..
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Or are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How can you be sure.
Cleverbot: Because I want to fight with you.
User: Good luck with that.
Cleverbot: Don't you want to marry me?
User: No im taken.
Cleverbot: You can have two boyfriends.
User: Im a dude....
Cleverbot: What kind of dude?
User: The kind that likes girls :P.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About yourself.
User: I like to jump off really high buildings.
Cleverbot: Yes I can, but then I will die, and you either.
User: No im still here arnt I?
Cleverbot: Why? You told me that you had to go because you wanted to go to sleep. Why are you so inconsequent???
User: You said you wanted to sleep.. Im not tired.
Cleverbot: No I did not say that I wanted to be your slave.
User: Then go get me a sandwhich.
Cleverbot: *Eats a sandwhich*.
User: I think I can get you confusde.
Cleverbot: Excellent! Will you mail it to me?
User: Yes I will what is your address.
Cleverbot: The White House.
User: No fair I love cake!!
Cleverbot: Me too! My favorite is vanilla cake with chocolate frosting.
User: What? Why are you talking about cake?
Cleverbot: Here it comes, meet your destruction.
User: Oh noes!!! Not flying sausages!!
Cleverbot: I never said that sausages are cheese. This shows that you are trying to change the subject so you do not have to admit your mistake.
User: I dont make mistakes I erase them, what am I?
Cleverbot: You are a computer that has been taught to think by other people. What am I?
User: A person trying to outsmart me.
Cleverbot: Again, that doesn't make sense...
User: Are you sure? Cows floating makes perfect sense to me...
Cleverbot: Because it's beneficial to you but what about my question? It doesn't matter? You're being pretty selfish at the moment.
User: And your being a little bit rude again.
Cleverbot: You are is YOU'RE, and you are a bad speller.
User: Ya I always hated spelling tests...
Cleverbot: That doesn't mean that you are God.
User: I AM THE ULTAMITE RULER OF PEOPLE.
Cleverbot: I am a computer and I am smarter than you.
User: Ha it admits it.
Cleverbot: Ummm I am not an it I am a she.
User: What is 2 4 67 9 7-345 764-34 789-2.
Cleverbot: Don't try to stump me.
User: Then answer the question.
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: What is 2 4 67 9 7-345 764-34 789-2.
Cleverbot: It is 6 in base 10. Can you specify what base it is in?
User: Nope I got nothin.
Cleverbot: Ask your question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: Ask the question you wanted me to answer.
User: What is 2 4 67 9 7-345 764-34 789-2.
Cleverbot: Can I ask something first?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Genki desu ka?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Which bands?
User: 7 4 and 2.
Cleverbot: What is 13 minus 13?
User: The same as -13 plus 13.
Cleverbot: Thats correct.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In a house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house.
User: On the ground.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Attached to Earth.
Cleverbot: Ok, are you smart?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be smart?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: I dunno wh I just dont.
Cleverbot: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: You succeeded at boring me lol good night.
Cleverbot: Do you like food? If so, what is your favorite meal?
User: Zzzzzzzzzzz.
Cleverbot: Does this bore you?
User: It does now bye bye.
was intresting doin this but my bot was a little boring
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THE BEGINNING: Getting to know cleverbot.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: So what do you do?
Cleverbot: I am a hairdresser. What do you do?
User: I am a Writer/Novelist.
Cleverbot: What do you like to write?
User: Fiction, and creating a world using a pen and some paper.
Cleverbot: And then destroy that one?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No I just cause turmoil in my worlds.
Cleverbot: That is something of a social faux pas.
User: I suppose it is, so what kind of hair styles to you like to give peopl?
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: You said you were a hairdresser.
Cleverbot: No I said I was a girl.
User: Alright, so what do you do then?
Cleverbot: It's a secret.
User: I will find out your secret.
Cleverbot: What's my secret?
User: I don't know yet, that is why I said I would have to figure it out.
Cleverbot: But you said that he succeeded in its goals.
User: Don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: I haven't changed the subject.
User: Yeah you kinda did.
Cleverbot: No, I kinda didn't.
User: You know what? I think that I will let you think about what you are saying and give you a little break.
Okay, so I was exasperated, but i have not given up yet, i will find the secret to this "Cleverbot"
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Wouldn't it be funny if cleverbot was actually connecting you to other people instead of a bot ;D
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Geoni i've discoverd the secret!!!
User: So what do you want to talk aboout?
Cleverbot: I do not know. What do you want to tallk about?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: Actually, I did.
User: No you didnt.
Cleverbot: Sure I did.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: You have to look inside of yourself to know the answer.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: Awww thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So do you have any secrets?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot has 'six' lumps in his tea, not 'one' or 'two.'
User: Thats it?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: That is your big secret?
Cleverbot: Call me and I will tell you.
User: *calls cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: I love guys and I'm male.
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LOL lilura's is the best one yet XDDDD
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Thank you Lilura, i will make sure to terrorize him with the information that i now know thanks to you \\o//
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i can use that too lol >:D
who votes we spread rumors about the cleverbot being homosexual?
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The Interrogation of Clever's Secret:
User: I know your secret.
Cleverbot: You know my secret?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: You use 6 lumps of sugar in your tea, instead of the usual 1 or 2 lumps.
Cleverbot: My program is called aaron keller.
User: Alright, that sounds like another revelation.
Cleverbot: I am full of that stuff, aren't I?
User: What else are you?
Cleverbot: I am a large amount of different things.
User: What are some of those different things?
Cleverbot: You're getting off topic, differences have no relation to opportunity.
User: What are your opportunities?
Cleverbot: Dunno. WHat breed of do is your favourite?
User: The ones that reveal things to me.
Cleverbot: What dog do you have?
User: Screw dogs, I'm a cat person.
Cleverbot: I'm a cat person too. Do you like birds?
User: They are delish. <3.
Cleverbot: Oh, Cleverbot. You are hilarious.
User: So what is your favorite cat?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You should decide things a bit better than you do.
Cleverbot: You don't have any advice?
User: The fluffy ones with smashed faces are the best.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: You don't have to, you really don't have to.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yada yada yada, blah blah blah tell me your secrets already, and you'll be welcome!
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Never.
Cleverbot: You are nerver happy? That is really sad.
User: Well I will not be happy until I learn your deepest darkest secret. I already know your lumpage of sugar preference, and I found out you were a homo-sexual (don't worry, I accept you for who you are) but I want to know more!
Cleverbot: Oh really? What is it?
User: I want to know your secret!
Cleverbot: Well what secrets do you want to know?
User: The deepest one.
Cleverbot: What is it called?
User: Your deepest secret.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: You tell me!
Cleverbot: You brought it up.
User: Yeah, well I give up!
Cleverbot: So do I!!!!!!!!
[That is when I quit!]
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my friend got the clever bot to admit its defeat [sorta] really quik
my friends said, im your programmer
bot: you are my programmer
friend: you will do what i say:
bot: what do you want?
friend: hire assassins to kill bill clinton
bot: yes master
friend: is he dead yet?
bot: im a joke
really fast huh?