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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Caraick on October 22, 2010, 02:36:48 am
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Yes, the Ultimate Question......
Undoubtedly, many of you fall asleep at night asking yourself this exact same question.... Question no more, for Useless Forum Topics and Co. are here to help!
Who, among the PS gaming crowd do YOU, yes, YOU, think would be best suited to survive a giant zombie invasion. Multiple variables should factor into your decision... I.E. Good looks, quantity of shotguns possessed, favor of GM's, Xbox skills, quantity of annoying in-laws to use as meat shields, ability to speak zombie, amount of Zombie movies seen, etc. etc. etc.
Please present your nominee, and an arguement as to why he/she/kra would be best suited for surviving the Ultimate Zombie Attack...
Votes will be tallied in this post, and the winner shall earn the title of "Zombie Slayer: Supreme" and all privileges and bragging rights associated with bearing such a prestigious name...
Survivor Candidates
Mishka- 4 votes ;D
Lhaa- 3 votes :D
Marsuveus- 2 votes :devil:
Kran - 2 votes ;D
Garosan - 1 vote :innocent:
Earowo- 1 vote \\o//
Jekkar- 1 vote :sorcerer:
Aiwendil- 1 vote >o)
Kull - 1 vote :flowers:
Vieg- 1 vote 8)
Issym- 1 vote :woot:
Perlan - 1 vote :surrender:
Mekora - 1 vote :ban:
Plants - 1 vote ???
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Well, it's been awhile since I've blamed lhaa for something so here goes. I nominate Lhaa as lhaa would probably argue with the zombies about how they are just tearing themselves down by chasing after him and then proceed to make posts about how he is laughing them as they fall apart and crumble under the weight of their own unfufilled ambitions. Not to mention, if all else fails, he would probably just troll the heck out of them until they left him alone. Goodness knows his stash of skeletons in the closet has to be useful for something, especially if it happens to be the skeleton of the zombie that's after him.
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Me, using Garosan as a meat shield and my skills in Red Way. Zombies get burned, Garo gets burned, I survive. Period.
Oh, I can't vote for myself… then Jecewie votes for Mishka.
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I vote for mishka xD
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I vote for myself, since i am friends with the following Gm's Sarva, Tazen, Mara-ta-haul, and kinda ingles [There are others but i either dont remember their gm name, but i know their char, or i just dont remember the gm]^.^
I've seen many many Zombie movies [Zombie Land being my favorite XD], I wear full plate mail, which zombies cant easily penetrate, I own several rifles, and an Assult Rifle, I have a whole guild to use as meat sheilds. And I can summon Esoronoes to hug them to obliteration.
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My vote is for Mishka. She would need no Red Way but simply dissemble them starting at the ears and working down; leaving nothing but a squirming zombie neck.
- Nova
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i nominate myself. i'm actually a zombie invasion veteran and a vampire slayer, so i think my experience with this sort of thing allows me to win by default. i also scored a 9.17 on this face test (http://anaface.com/), so i must be gorgeous. i've probably seen 50+ zombie movies in my lifetime. i'm not (completely) blonde, so i won't be the first to die. also, i'm a virgin and i don't do pot, so i obviously win.
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I second the vote for Lhaa.
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There are no Zombies.
Neither in RL nor in Yliakum.
But if someone needs a training parcours: Get "Eternal Damnation" (a modification for "Postal 2"). ;D
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I'll vote for Draklar, but on the Zombie side. On the living side... I vote for Jekkar. He smells so bad zombies keep away.
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You are funny. Jekkar among the living - are you certain?! :P
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Besides the smell, flies, staggering walk... He is so warm within. You just need to get closer (i.e. ignore all the factors I've previously named.) Draklar on the other hand... He's cold as a codfish. So he must be dead.
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Hehe. Now you got me doubting of my vote. Sorry Jekkar, but Aiwendil's strategy has already been proved. Oh. And so has your smell. Well, I keep my vote in Jekkar after all.
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Hehe. Now you got me doubting of my vote. Sorry Jekkar, but Aiwendil's strategy has already been proved. Oh. And so has your smell. Well, I keep my vote in Jekkar after all.
Stale joke aside, I don't play.
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actually, i vote for lhaa. or aiwendil? same techniques, i don't know which to choose!
who the hell is mishka?
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I got an 8.1 on the face test, so if I stand next to the almost perfect sarras, the zombies won't eat me. I THINK?!
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are we voting for players or characters? ???
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If its in game characters, Marsuveus without a doubt. I'd give him 2 weeks before he's zombie overlord.
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and with 3 weeks Travosh as lieutenant.
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Me and my 5 other active Klyros Junction mates will use the 250 other inactive ones as meat shields. What I'd do is go to the top of that really big tower, and have a pterosaur up there just in case, and throw those extra klyros at the Zombies. Then we'd get weltall to make us some specially made Guildhouse as a third option if the pterosaur fails, and in that house we'ed just keep pegging those extra 250 Klyros in the Junction, because we won't run out any time soon... So Mekora is pretty set...
And as for Pelusius: He'd just hide in the Organisation's Guild House, and everyone knows that guild is dead, so nobody would even knock on that door...
~Tips \\o//
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are we voting for players or characters? ???
Weltall, that dev got the largest guild hands down! Create klyros-chars and join "Klyros Junction" (--> newbie advice)!
Anyway, is it eh.. OOC to talk about zombies? I dont care, Weltall rules the heck out most due to given reasons, but okay, Tazen rocks frickin toilet bowls, coz he gathers all them noobs.
I poll: Weltall vs Lepo!
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Uhmm is this players? Or In Game cahracters? and should it be realistic as to who is actually strong enough to survive an attack?
BTW those people who is saying they have 'so much' guild members to just pelt down for zombie food, it is way more risky because you wouldn't know who ahs been turned and is just pretending to be on your side. Which means you wil be even more paranoid.
As for me i would probably float on my flying carpet all the way to the Yliakum roof and blast any zombie who is clever enough to know this trick (ie. Perlan, Sulaika, Pontifer...others..) with an energy arrow, sicne i am a fenki i have very good eyesight. If i am injured i can easily heal myself. My guild is pretty dead. My plate mail can repel zombie attacks if they even get close enough to me, if they do i can slash their heads off with my ax.
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I vote that Teshia is the only Zombie in this attack.
But I am sure Vakachehk will be fine in his land of The Nexus.
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I vote for Irishman's ingame character.
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Psh, Kull's too dainty to survive a zombie attack.
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After much thought an consideration... I vote for Marsuveus to survive the Zombie attack.
*He probably would find a way to turn the zombies to his nefarious plot like Phantom says.
*He got to spend 180 days with the guards, and no one could be around Marshy that long without him finding a way to charm them, so even even if he couldn't find a way to lead them Issym and the other guards would be willing to defend him.
*Teshia would be using all her friends, spies, and less than savory connections to find his whereabouts in her usual quest for revenge, thus getting all of the menki, powerleveling dueller,s Cutthroats and decent spies killed because they would be caught unawares by Marsuveus' zombie forces.
*Mars would probably also have all of everyone in Yliakum's best friends taken by the zombies, leading everyone else to lead suicide missions to try and get them back.
*Tesh has already stabbed Mars in the chest with a perma-death-capable weapon and he still didn't die... so let's face it, Zombie teeth aren't that much of a challenge for him.
*At the very end... there will be just Marsuveus, the zombies and Tesh remaining... and Tesh will throw herself to the zombies as soon as Marsuveus points out there are no menki remaining.
I'm a zombie?! ::|
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To answer some of the questioning people's questions, I hope, this is voting for players OR characters.. Or Telly Tubbies, for that matter.... \\o// \\o//
After changing Sarras' vote back to Lhaa, I think I've got them all updated to this point.... ;)
/me is thinking of making a "Best Zombie Poll" next, just to see Teshia get the most votes...... ;D ;D ;D
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Tessra you under estimate Issym's ability to ignore annoying things. When the Zombies come Issym is going to freeze Marsuveus and use him as bait then either smack the Zombies or teleport them some place they will not bother anyone.
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I vote for Vieg, he'll just sell all of his stolen items to the Zombies and live happy ever after, or he'll find his brothers who'll hunt them down, while he hides in a guild house heh ;D
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Sarva- Boy, I'm feelin' the love there...... :P /me counts up a vote for Issym... O--)
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That's all fine and good but you should be voting for lhaa because he not only keeps track of the skeletons in other people's closets, but he occasionally whips them out and beats people with them. I really can't imagine a zombie surviving having its skeleton ripped out then getting beat with it.
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I vote for a Kran.
Any kran.
Zombies don't care for Krans.
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True, khoridor is right.
So i think it'l be all the Kran, Marsuveus, and then me ( ;D) left alive.
Because Tesh the second you try and send me off to a stupid zombie mission, im gonna betray the hell out of you to the hordes.
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Nvm, i Vote for buffy the vampire slayer
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i'd organize a zombie only duel tournament, make 'em pay an entry fee, make it look exciting for them, have 'em kill each other.
and chop off the head of the winner, take home the trias, have a beer, end of story 8)
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I vote for a Kran.
Any kran.
Zombies don't care for Krans.
Seconded.
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Since zombies eat brains are you trying to say Kran have no brains?
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Since zombies eat brains are you trying to say Kran have no brains?
Are you saying they do? What are you? A Kran?
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I am a Kran and I have a brain!
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I am a Kran and I have a brain!
If you had a brain you wouldn't be dressing up in a Kran suit every day, sit in a basement and play Planeshift. Go out and get a job.
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well actually im on the 3rd floor and i dont have time for a job due to college :P
anyway .............................Marsuveus and Issym would be the only survivors and they would be stuck with each other for a very loooong time
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;D ;D ;D Wishes do come true!!!
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Issym would just have to break out the teleport spell and port Marsuveus to the farthest part of the dome away form her when ever he came close to her.
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But, who would she have to snuggle with then?
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She would train a Ulber to be her pet. Would probably be less dangerous than being near Mars.
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how would you repopulate yliakum then? ???
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how would you repopulate yliakum then? ???
Issym's asexual, noob...
She would train a Ulber to be her pet. Would probably be less dangerous than being near Mars.
But WAY less cuddly ;D ;D
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/me decides not to vote, as all the candidates seem fairly unqualified.
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now that i think about it, i don't believe anyone on that list could survive a real zombie invasion. they've wasted away playing planeshift, and their muscles are too atrophied for them to run away from a zombie.
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now that i think about it, i don't believe anyone on that list could survive a real zombie invasion. they've wasted away playing planeshift, and their muscles are too atrophied for them to run away from a zombie.
I lift weights so, :P
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I lift weights so, :P
Lifting zombies wouldn't save you.
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My classmate is a Left4Dead addict and he lifts weight all the time he will save us.
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Im nominating myself. Ask any of my guild mates, Im more then ready for zombies. Nuclear weapons galore, shot guns in the dresser, hand gun under the pillow, M-5 sentry guns under the bed, a space laser, more hand grenades then you could possibly know what to do with and Lilura as my meat shield. XD sorry Lilu, but you would make a good meat shield.
Oh, and my fingers have easily 500+ xbox hours.
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So much about the "Ninja", Garosan. ;)
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now that i think about it, i don't believe anyone on that list could survive a real zombie invasion. they've wasted away playing planeshift, and their muscles are too atrophied for them to run away from a zombie.
I play tennis, rowing, skiing, football and cross country running.. the list goes on, but I understand that it most likely dwindled my muscle mass :( the little mass that there was at least.
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HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR VIDEO GAMES??? :@#\
dammit! i must suck at life because i rarely find time to play games after i've done everything else! that's why i'm always online past my bedtime! :'(
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You aren't alone Sarras. I'm guessing this is because of school and other (better than video games) things to do after school?
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sarras can legally drop out though lol turn her into one of those fat stay at home nerd guys :3
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well, i get out of school at 5 pm, get home at 6, immediately go to tkd, come home at 8, dinner and shower, homework or play a game, go to sleep
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My classmate is a Left4Dead addict and he lifts weight all the time he will save us.
TANK!!!! *throws molotov*
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Point for Jekkar ;D
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I'm going to go ahead and pop a minus vote down for sarras for being too sexy.
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/me grins
So is that a negative vote for Sarras?
Perhaps there should also be a "Best Zombie Meatshield" Category...
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:o :'( >:(
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And the Best Zombie Meatshield Award goes for… Glaciusor!
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And the Best Zombie Meatshield Award goes for… Glaciusor!
Agreed ;D ;D ;D
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The plants will survive! \\o//
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHAbHz8iYHc
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The plants will survive! \\o//
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHAbHz8iYHc
LOL is that a vote for plants? :P
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Yes, yes it is. Only plants can survive the zombie bobsled team :o
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lol /me writes up a vote for plants, then :P
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/me eats the plants that you are voting for.
suck it, now vote for me, as i enjoy beating zombies with their own arms >:D
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suck it, now vote for me, as i enjoy beating zombies with their own arms >:D
FATALITY
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Edit: Typo
You get two fat guys, keep em' there to slow the zombies, then run to a helicopter, get a crap load of guns, get airborne, and shoot all the sons of [ Censor ]
[ Unfortunately I'm to nice to go through with the first part. ;(]
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Edit: Typo
You get two fat guys,
[ Unfortunately I'm to nice to go through with the first part. ;(]
luckily i am not, and i have two people in mind you can use.
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Oralon, because he was the one controlling them. ;D
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No falcon, OMG zombie attack, meaning, oh my jizz, they came out of NOWHERE
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;D Precisely, Earowo, well worded...
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http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4566243 I think he says otherwise. :whistling:
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4566243 I think he says otherwise. :whistling:
oh my damn that made me lol, how did you amke that?
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http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4566243 I think he says otherwise. :whistling:
oh my damn that made me lol, how did you amke that?
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/index.php
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http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4566243 I think he says otherwise. :whistling:
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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OMG BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (15 minutes after…) HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Seriously, I spent 15 minutes of my life laughing. Laughed, stopped, thought about it again, laughed more, clicked the link again, laughed more…
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Now, seriously, who won?
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I did, becuase i dont believe in zombies, therefor they do not exist.
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you cannot survive that which does not exist.
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Sarras wins by flawless victory
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Sarras wins by flawless victory
Agreed, if it's anyone it's Sarras!
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If you cant survive what does not exist, then i no longer exist, therfor killing you all..
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If you cant survive what does not exist, then i no longer exist, therfor killing you all..
Earowo doesn't exist anymore??? \\o// \\o// \\o//
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If you cant survive what does not exist, then i no longer exist, therfor killing you all..
Earowo doesn't exist anymore??? \\o// \\o// \\o//
Ima tell teshia on you >.>
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Do it.
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What are we telling Tesh now? :-\
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You know what. :devil:
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Earowo... Caraick might not be the best person to try and turn Teshia against, just saying. :p
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ten i wall controol ur branzzzz
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Travosh beats Earowo to death with a giant grammar banner