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Title: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: MishkaL1138 on September 21, 2012, 01:42:07 pm
The game is easy: list one way of dying in PlaneShift, be creative, only one way per post!

I start: crushed by a drunk ulbernaut.
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Rigwyn on September 21, 2012, 01:45:05 pm

Castrated by an angry dwarf with maxed stats and a wicked blade.
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: bloodedIrishman on September 21, 2012, 01:58:52 pm
Mobbed by goody-two-shoes/grinders in GENERIC LAWFUL GOOD GUILD for bringing excitement to the world of Yliakum.

Already happened bro.  :'(  ;D
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Cirerey on September 21, 2012, 03:41:29 pm
Shredded by an angry mob of RP purists for accidentally speaking OOC in main tab.  :devil:
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: bloodedIrishman on September 21, 2012, 03:50:57 pm
Trying to flirt with Dakkru
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Mariana Xiechai on September 21, 2012, 03:57:44 pm
Oh to count the ways we die...

1. Killed by a strange angry spirit-thing in possession of an Adani Council member (Aka, crushed by the explosion of thorny, angry branches busting out of his gut.)

2. Mauled by a strange wight creature, and bleeding to death after having your arm ripped off.

3. Falling for the whims of an enchanted amulet and participating in a doom-battle-to-the-death that results in having all your innards reduced to so much sticky, melted viscera.

4. Stabbed by a trigger-happy fenki after running your mouth about her intellectual capacities (and blame acohol for it later, but you're really just a smart ass.)

5. Get into a fight with a battle-scarred "war lord" and get your butt handed to you on a platter, only to have him act mopey enough that you just HAVE to forgive him for it later. (Ikon  :love:)

6. Bajillions of other demises my characters have met over the past year that I cannot possibly think of at the same time...
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: MishkaL1138 on September 21, 2012, 06:24:24 pm
Quote from: MishkaL1138 on September 21, 2012, 01:42:07 pm
[...] only one way per post!

Quoting oneself is the epitome of egocentrism.
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Rigwyn on September 21, 2012, 07:23:10 pm
Slipping through the tiniest little fracture in the ground only to fall upon your back in a strange, dark place.
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Mariana Xiechai on September 21, 2012, 07:32:13 pm
Quote from: MishkaL1138 on September 21, 2012, 06:24:24 pm
Quote from: MishkaL1138 on September 21, 2012, 01:42:07 pm
[...] only one way per post!

Quoting oneself is the epitome of egocentrism.

Oopsies  :-[

(We all know you're an egomaniac already Mishka, you don't have to hide it  :love:)
/me flees before she can be slapped!
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Rigwyn on September 21, 2012, 08:40:10 pm
And now, no answer? Risk risk...


Slipping on a fresh pile of ulbernaut crap as you haul ass from bronze doors to hydlaa with your pockets stuffed with 300 units of gore and claws,  and then hitting your head on a rock when you land.

Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Phantomboy86 on September 21, 2012, 10:53:42 pm
Wearing Lonirod's hat.
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Candy on September 22, 2012, 03:03:19 am
Thawing the frozen snakes at Levrus's shop.
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: bloodedIrishman on September 22, 2012, 07:32:40 am
Struck down by Laanx for spamming :D
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Vakachehk on September 22, 2012, 07:49:00 am
Boredom
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: MishkaL1138 on September 22, 2012, 09:56:54 am
Climbing up the stairs inside the windowless tower and have them magically disappear right when you're about to reach the top.
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Chessire on September 22, 2012, 01:14:23 pm
Try bunjee jumping from the windowless tower and remember rubber is not invented after you jump
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Rigwyn on September 22, 2012, 06:16:53 pm
Leap from the eagle fort!
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: bloodedIrishman on September 22, 2012, 10:26:36 pm
Publicly proclaim for the Black Flame
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Candy on September 22, 2012, 11:30:31 pm
Maulbernaut tipping
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Reese on September 23, 2012, 03:38:28 am
Ulbernaut kissing booth   :o
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Candy on September 23, 2012, 04:07:09 am
Thinking a diseased rat is weaker than a regular one when you're not very trained
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: MishkaL1138 on September 23, 2012, 11:26:51 am
"It followed me home, can I keep him?" Then, hilarity ensues when you find out that little cute lizard is but a vicious velnishi.
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Cirerey on September 23, 2012, 05:15:21 pm
Trying to train a consumer as a mount. Because you always wanted to. Admit it.
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Rigwyn on September 23, 2012, 08:31:39 pm
I was just thinking, it might be comical if someone choked during a picnic or something and died. It would have to be done right.

Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: LigH on September 23, 2012, 08:41:27 pm
Maybe the right job for Madame Min? ... Ehm, don't listen to me. I'm talking nonsense. How shall I know such people?
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Candy on September 23, 2012, 10:41:23 pm
Suddenly the pie and tinga tea doesn't seem so boring any more hm? :P
Title: Re: [GAME] Creative ways of visiting the Death Realm
Post by: Cairn on October 18, 2012, 05:47:11 pm
Trying to seduce the Octarch