PlaneShift
Gameplay => General Discussion => Topic started by: Moogie on August 23, 2003, 10:02:54 pm
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You know you\'re addicted to Planeshift when...
1. You make a habit of looking behind objects in the street (such as trashcans, cars, people) to see if they\'re hiding any crystals.
2. You start to horde shiny objects and stuff them in your pockets, claiming you\'re saving up for a Galkard.
3. You tell your enemies \"Leeshaile Shol Saardh\" and begin plotting long, complicated dialogs to which they won\'t be able to guess the correct response to. That\'ll teach \'em!
4. You find yourself on a rooftop looking down on a mass of people and police cars and claim \"I can make it, I can jump across, I just need to get the angle right..!\"
5. You carry a couple of beermugs with you wherever you go. You carry them upside down if you\'re female.
6. You begin hearing voices in your head, shouting \"HOW DO I USE MOUSELOOK! WHERE\'S THE TAVERN! WHAT DOES A CRYSTAL LOOK LIKE!\"
7. Your friend falls down a well and you help him by telling him to \"try the /spawn command\".
8. After the completion and submittance of your homework, you expect a reward of 5000 Rubies to appear in your piggybank the next day.
9. You complain to the school Head the next day when said reward never arrived.
10. All your friends, including yourself, own plastic swords and axes, but refuse to do anything more than hold them by your sides proudly.
11. One of your enemies tries to pick a fight with you, but you tell him \"that\'s impossible, combat isn\'t going to be implemented for months!\"
12. You are convinced that Bill Gates is a developer who has cheated and spawned himself a million Diamonds.
*giggle* That\'s all I can think of right now. Just a bit of fun. Post yours too! :)
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13.) Instead of opening doors you bash into them sideways
14.) In your everyday speach you say \'slash shout\' before speaking =) (ive done this XD)
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15. You start looking for ways to walk through walls.
16. You are surprised when you see people hording around a tall tower trying to prevent someone from jumping down, instead you encourage the person. \"/shout Fall damage isn\'t implemented yet\" you yell up the tower.
17. You start running around non-stop and think it\'s strange that everyone else is just walking.
18. You can\'t seem to find the end of the world anymore and wonder if they updated the game while you were asleep.
19. You are convinced that walking through people is the most normal thing on the planet, causing several injuries you are still convinced of your right.
20. You think it rains every 5 minutes, stops for 5 minutes, then rains for 5 minutes and this all day and night long.
21. You think a day only lasts 30 minutes.
I guess that\'s my contribution, sorry couldn\'t think of any more. I\'m tired
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16. You see someone wandering drunkenly down the street in starts and tell them they need more ram and a better video card.
17. You try to run up the walls of the houses and when it doesn\'t work wonder when they fixed clipping in the game.
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24. You try to convince everyone that Jesus is still performing miracles under the alias of Unitearica.
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Lol!! :D reminds me of a danish video.. see for yourself (it\'s about Wolfenstein though) here\'s the link http://www.area42.dk/rtcw.asp (http://www.area42.dk/rtcw.asp)
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25. You say nothing but \"hello\", \"how are you\" and \"I would like a quest\" to everyone you meet.
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26) you always announce that you are rolling 2-6 dice when playing board games
27) you complain that there is no more 10-10000 dice anymore
28.) you also complain about there not being any 10--10000 dice anymore
29) you yell at people about selling stuff always addin auction befor it
30) on tv quiz shows you call people whodont know the answer to the questions noobs
my controbution :P
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31) Instead of merely saying \"Hello\", you right click them, scream \"slash greet\", and run away.
32) You start a \"You know you\'re addicted to Planeshift when...\" thread on the forums in order to justify your addiction with humor. ;)
33) You consider blowing all your money on something expensive because you\'ll lose it all in the impending pwipe.
34) Whenever you see a diamond ring, you say \"Congrats!\".
35) When you see a bum on the street begging for money, you tell them to go to a dark corner and search for rubies.
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lol! Great everyone :D Especially Grakim, he saw clean through my attempt to excuse the addiction, hehe. ;)
36. You believe that the sky isn\'t really a sky, and that the sun is actually a giant crystal that radiates heat and light down in this giant stalactite in which you live.
37. You build a small personal shrine in your room dedicated to worshipping Talad or Laanx.
38. You actually spend time at the shrine worshipping Talad or Laanx.
39. You\'re rushed to hospital after choking on your breakfast- a bowl of lumpy crystalline rocks. Hey, you ARE a Kran, arn\'t you?
40. You \'harrass\' people (Ylians) on the street about the absence of the tall cat people and men made of stone.
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Errr Ynwnn are the half-elf half-diaboli people, Ylians are humans. Sorry I\'m an arse like that.
41. You believe you can scale any inclined surface.
42. Whenever you see a church or other area of religious worship you feel inlclined to stand on top of it.
43. You are working on spelling out \"All Your Coins Are Belong To Us\" on your front lawn with your spare change.
44. You have been arrested numerous times for theft after walking by jewelry stores.
45. You think dancing consists of making the same small movement over and over.
46. When at a bar you are prone to doing said \"dancing\" on tables.
OK I don\'t wanna think anymore, I love 31 by the way ;)
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Originally posted by Wedge
Errr Ynwnn are the half-elf half-diaboli people, Ylians are humans. Sorry I\'m an arse like that.
*edits her previous post like it never happened* What are you talking about you crazy man. ;)
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47. You develop a serious case of agoraphobia (Fear of open areas) - because when you do find yourself in open areas you become terrified and are unable to move...
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48. You stand in front of a mirror looking at yourself and think \"man i can\'t wait til they update so i can change my avatar\"
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49. You camp on the sidewalk and expect a crystal t0 appear.
50. You try to change to third person mode by talking to yourself in the third person.
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51. You create a select group of female Enkidukai on the game, which you call kitties.
52. You look for a girlfriend/boyfriend on PS.
53. You actually find one.
54. You say kitty^^ every few minutes hoping that someone will respond.
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55. You\'ve finished the quests, and collected all the rubies needed, but log in to stand around and stare regardless
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I haven\'t hurt my sides laughing in a long time! This is hilarious!
56. You tell strangers across the street to watch their language.
57. You have a dream about it and come up with a bizarre story. *whistles*
58. You punch in at work and walk away to get coffee, since it will take a while to log in.
59. You look in the mirror and wonder why your skin isn\'t so red anymore. (http://www.angelfire.com/biz/vanderjagtcomputers/Just_me_with_hair_down.jpg)
60. You run backwards down hallways.
61. You walk across the backs of the pews in church.
62. You fall into the ocean and start jumping like crazy.
63. You don\'t leave your room. After all, what\'s out there? Just a bunch of muck to get stuck in.
64. You don\'t leave your room...unless you have wireless internet and a competent laptop.
65. You don\'t consider 6:00am to be too late to go to sleep. After all, you were staying up to talk to your friend, and it\'s only 3:00am where he/she is.
66. You\'re surprised to see a big, gray muscular guy running down the sidewalk, because he\'s wearing clothes.
67. While talking face-to-face with someone, you jump onto your computer and send the person an ICQ, AIM, or YIM message.
68. (Linux) You sorely miss being able to press ctrl-C in the terminal when you don\'t like what you see.
And I bow out to Freer...
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(Why is that pic so huge?!)
If anyone doesn\'t wanna look at my mug, I\'ll replace it with a hyperlink. :-p
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Thank you Kluger....here are mine....
69: While rushing to work you get in your car and find the R but for some reason you move backwards.
70: You are trapped in a burning building with a hole in the wall to escape through....now if only you could croutch.....
71: You tell your friends you will be out of town for awhile and then wander around trying to find a barrel next to a wall.
72: You listen to Planeshift music on your CD player at work.
-Freer
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72) you jump down well to see where the underground passage is
73) you search down the allyways next to people houses for crystals
74) you call the people in the house campers and tell them to look for crystals around the area
75) you then wonder when windows and doors where implamented
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76) you ask someone if theiving has been implemented, and they say \"yeah, sure...\" and look at you oddly.
77) You think the jeweler\'s store is a secret cache of diamons/rubies/emeralds and take some.
Seventy Eight [bloody 8) smily]) When you get caught by the police you ask someone nearby \"When\'d gaurds get implemented?!\"
79) you say \"slash spawn\" when you\'re sitting in prison
80) you try to \"persuade\" a gaurd to set you free but you get 5 more years.
:P
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By the way, regarding the first #72 (?), the carpenters and I did, in fact, listen to Planeshift music while working.
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81) You call \"Female Enkidukai\" every girl you meet who wear g-strings.
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Clearly someone doesn\'t have Ayshe\'s latest kitty texture.
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I\'d like to see a Kran in a g-string texture made :P
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lol
82) You can be seen walking in the rain, staring up in the sky and muttering \"When did they fix the raindrops?\"
83) When you see your friend facing a wall or just standing on one spot with absent-minded expression on his face, you know it\'s a waste of time talking to him. He\'s AFK, isn\'t he?
Come on people, I\'m sure we can hit 100! :)
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84) When you read 83 \"You know you\'re addicted to PlaneShift when ...\" sentences :D
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Wow, stickied? I take it Venge likes the thread too :D
*struggles to think of more*
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85) you bring all shiny rocks you find to the bank
86) wonder when a bank was implamented
87) you call up the astrologers and tell them about what the sun realy is
88.) you wonder how you get to the char creation screen to make a new char
89) you are given a plate of food but dont eat it becouse the eating action wont be implamented for years
90) you spend $40 on a website devoted to planeshift XD
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91) You tend to love PS forumers ;)
Great sense of humor, nice thread :)
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92. At Night you look up at the stars and comment to your friend how pretty the luminous mushrooms are tonight.
93. You stay up all night working on a Klyros model trying to get the head right.
94. when you see a visiting dignitary you shout /me bows deeply.
95. You tell all your friends that (insert subculture racial type here) are \"a great Idea but its Not Planeshift\".
96. when someone on the street asks you where the store is you shout angrily \"for the last time!!! planeshift.fragnetics.com/merchant!!! Now go read the forums please!!\"
97. All your friends think your hobby is rock collecting.
98. You ask your mom when cooking will be implemented cause your starving.
*sorry guys I tried to think of enough to get to 100 but someone else will have to carry the torch.
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99. You hear someone yelling in a traffic-jam and you shout, \"Don\'t worry, the lag should be fixed in one of the better versions.
100(what an honor). You lose a card game and get mad. Your friend tells you its just a game. \"It\'s not a game yet!!! It\'s a pre-alpha tech demo!!!!\"
101. You go to your local park and cannot resist the urge to climb on top of all the statues\' heads.
102. You are confused when people do not adore you for this.
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103. When your best friend loses his job, you pat him on the back and say ?don?t look so down, you can always join my guild?
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--Spilling over into RL--
103. You accidentally stand in a fire while trying to get to the bar.
104. You run sideways while going around corners. (Yes, I did that, going up stairs even, but it was right after playing UT2003.)
105. You forget what someone said to you a moment ago, and your eyes gaze up looking for the chat window.
106. While scheduling an appointment with a customer, you ask what country and timezone he\'s in.
107. You just blurt out various religious and political arguments that may very well get you punched in the face.
108. You\'re nervous before a blind date, \'cause you\'re not sure if she\'s male or female.
109. You think, \"Man why did they design the dang road this way? Oh well, I\'ll just edit the source code.\"
110. You\'re nervous before a blind date, \'cause you can\'t remember if she said she was 15 or 65 years old.
--Within the norm--
111. You can run and jump while typing \"planeshift.fragnetics.com/merchant\"
112. You shout, \"Party in the hallway by the broken bridge!\" only to wait there...alone.
113. Your mom no longer leaves a place-setting for you at the table.
114. Your char gets married.
115. Your char owns a Galkard.
116. You know Zak on a first-name basis....oh wait...
117. You whistle the login music, which you have muted.
118. Your back arches 90 degrees -or- you actually *sit* on your lower back.
119. You can get anywhere in the game, even on top of the meteors of doom.
--Oops, more spilling into RL--
120. During the superbowl, you log in to Planeshift to watch on the blacksmith\'s DirecTV.
121. You actually *stop* calling Moogie a bunny.
122. You are a guy playing a female Enkidukai, and your gait changes such that you swing your hips and flail your arms when you run.
123. You play a stonebreaker, and you run around clenching your fists.
124. You\'ve adopted Kluger\'s Planeshift Embolism method. (Start a party by just standing with another person in a high-traffic area.)
125. You lie dead at the bottom of the Washington monument.
126. You jump over short people as they are talking to you.
127. Joo haf created a Kran dialect.
128. You are a girl with two guys fighting over you. *snicker*
129. You shout while at the library.
(130. Xenia was spending so much time at the bar that the bouncer kept kicking her out. (i.e., she was LD\'d when she went to the tavern.))
131. You wake up every morning, floating about 6 feet up until you move.
132. You jump from rooftop to rooftop...then again, you could just be the Tick.
Arr, I think that\'s it. There are no more good ones. The patent office is now closed forever...
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Hmm, upon re-reading the thread, I see that a couple of mine are pretty similar to a couple old ones... Doh!
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okay, this one doesn\'t quite count:
You crash your car for the last time and decide to switch to Linux.
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i think we got em all......
o well 133/132 things that prove thet we are all addicts to this great game 8)
**pulls out soap box**
and any noob that think us crazy will be cast in to a series of role playing baced attacks
so in other words join us or feel the wraith of mindless fun (umm... not a very good threat realy....o well :P )
**notes the guns pointed at him so runs off**
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\"and any noob that think us crazy will be cast in to a series of role playing baced attacks\" - no, any newbie tho thinks us crazy will be cast into the mysterious well in the temple...
(Funny, Army of Darkness comes to mind. I\'d like to see Deadites in that pit.)
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\"and any noob that think us crazy will be cast in to a series of role playing baced attacks\" - no, any newbie tho thinks us crazy will be cast into the mysterious well in the temple... \"Forcing him to use spawn command over and over until he gets sick of it and create another char
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\"And any noob that think us crazy will be cast in to a series of role playing baced attacks\" - no, any newbie tho thinks us crazy will be cast into the mysterious well in the temple... \"Forcing him to use spawn command over and over until he gets sick of it and create another char and repeats the same process over until he gets bored and waits for CB to be released\"
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Hey, I thought I was the only person that gets stuck in non-spawn areas.
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133. You create a player named \"Shouts\".
134. You can spot imposter newbies with relative certainty.
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This thread proves that there are a lot of people addicted to this game cuz u have to be addicted to start a thread like this one and u also have to be if you take the time respond to it.
I cant belive a game in pre-alpha stage has created that addiction in the players, i cant imagine what it\'ll be when the game is completed
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/me laughs.
That\'s good!
Oh, I just discovered that Gaim (and probably other IM clients) will transmit messages that start with /me as actions... they show up differently from other messages...
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73. (Continuing #69) When you dont find the \"R\" buton in your old car you decide to put in the key and turn it, the car makes faint noises shakes and starts slowly moving. Enraged you jump out and start runing in cercles and screaming \"slash shout when will they fix these lags\"
74. You stand there staring stupidly in one direction waiting for a response..... When you dont get one you decide to go search for crystals.
75. Ask everyone you see if they want to join your guild.
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Those were suposed to be numbered 135, 136, 137.
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138. After braking all those bones you are still trying to jump that rooftop.
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Am i gona be the last one to write a \"You know you are adicted to PS if......\" forum.
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139. You walk around and then break into a run, surprised, you start bragging about not having lag.
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140. You make this:
A FLESH PINT - Sounds like Shakespear\'s trying to collect a debt.
FASTEN PHIL - \'cause he\'s in for quite a ride!
ETHAN FLIPS - \'cause he wasn\'t fastened in.
SHAPEN LIFT? (\"How do I work the elevator?\") - NAH, ELF PITS
SHAPE FLINT - Flint? I thought these were *real* crystals! No wonder it takes 500 of these huge rubies to buy a $5 mug.
PENAL SHIFT - For your punishment, we have taken away all your enem
PLANET FISH - HAL PET FINS - SLAP THE FIN
HALF INSTEP - Something\'s not quite right with the way they stand.
HALF SPENT I - Hmm, there\'s a joke here...I\'m just not sure what.
HALF PETS IN - Err, that would be the Enkidukai, I guess. Or maybe Krans represent pet rocks.
HALF STEP IN - And only a quarter make it back out.
FLASH INEPT - I just get a puzzle piece when I visit the homepage.
FLASH PET IN - And there\'s probably a dirty joke here...just not sure what.
HELP FAINTS - What?! You want me to build CEL from CVS? *faint*
HE SPIT FLAN - It was his first time trying it. It\'s an acquired taste.
FLAP THE SIN - Hmm. Any ideas?
FLAT HE SPIN - Wheee, mouselook.
FAN HELPS IT - When the players become developers.
FAST HELP IN - Slow, exhausted help out.
AH ELF PINTS - Ooh, is it blood? NAH, ELF SPIT
AH FELT SPIN - Good ol\' Mouselook
PATHS ELFIN - or IN ELFS PATH
Giladrial HAS LEFT NIP in the bong by the blacksmith\'s
SPINAL HEFT - It comes from sitting in a chair with a keyboard on your lap, your spine all out of alignment, and lack of exercise.
THIEF PLANS - The thief plans to steal the source code.
FISHNET LAP - Wow! Okay, no joke needed here.
SPLAT HE FIN - Nooo! Fall damage has been enabled!!
TAN ELF SHIP - Which reached the outer wall, only to find that it\'s not a real universe at all...it\'s a game.
TAN HELPS IF - you\'re one of those red guys.
HI ELF PANTS - No wait, those are my pants you\'re trying to put on.
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yup i\'m addicted to it
141)your addicted when theres 140 resons to be
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LOL Kluger! Great post! I never realised there were so many funny anograms of PlaneShift. :)
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/me is happy!
I love taking credit for stuff! 8)
But actually, if you search for Anagram Generator, there are plenty of web-based tools. The tough part is sifting through the hundreds of thousands of anagrams it produces and trying to find relevant ones which you can make jokes from.
I tried Benjamin Vander Jagt in an anagram maker. I got millions of anagram.
For anyone else who likes anagrams, Gnu.org has some great anagrams (http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/anagrams.html) (and some of my ASCII smilies (http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/smileys)).
Among my favorites:
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Year Two Thousand = A Year To Shut Down
Eleven Plus Two = Twelve Plus One
May my posse of nerds rejoice! = My eyes! Moogie frocks a Jeep = Yep, a comfy Moogie sees jerks = A free jock spy sees my Moogie = Yes jock spy, a Moogie frees me = See Fry? My Moogie socks a Jeep
Bwa ha ha! That was only a little distance down the list...
Dameon creepers of Missy Joy = RIP Dameon, of my recesses joy = (oh NO!) = Fierce Mr. Jose Dameon, Soy Spy! = Dameon joys, prime rosy feces
(Oh boy, the further down the list I get, the worse it gets! I\'ll just stop here.)
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Anagram generators are great :D
I never knew my town secretly says:
\"Helmeted spam, eh?\"
\"Heeled! Spam them!\"
\"Met pealed me... shh\"
\"He\'s had me, temple!\"
\"Help... me me\'s death!\"
What\'s my town called?
*gives 20 rubies to the one who answers correctly*
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Hemel Hempstead ;)
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Yay! :)
What\'s your character name? Abemore? I\'ll go send the crystals to you now if you like.
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Yes, my character\'s name is Abemore.
But hit me with another puzzle so I can earn my 20 rubies. 8)
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Doh! I knew the answer, but I didn\'t get to the forums. :-( here was my hint...
\"dispite the fact that we live half a Britain apart from one another. Infact, next Sunday I\'m off to Kent for another week-long stay.\"
oh well, I probably wouldn\'t have posted b4 Abemore anyway. ;-)
and speaking of being addicted to PS, I have really not been playing for almost a month. as it turns out, God has just greatly blessed me with a storefront! I could go on and on about how extraordinary this retail spot is, but I\'ll bore you with that later. ;-)
in any case, it means that I\'m really not gonna be around for another month or two. I will probably have time to play from Friday evening to Saturday evening, tho, since that\'s the sabbath...
I\'ll try not to totally disappear, but this new store and my DLIP project require me to give up my social life.
I still plan to be here for the PS project on the 13th at 2000 hours, tho! ^_^
(Edit: 2000 GMT)
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I\'ve never been to the UK. Don\'t know anything about it. I think London is there.
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My addiction must be particularly severe :( . I\'ve read all 141, and believe me there are more :))
142: You attempt to pick up everyday objects by pointing with your right hand and twitching your middle finger. You give up after some moments - the 4 icons have not appeared and the object is clearly bugged.
143: You often dream about finding lots of diamonds on the ground, and are very disappointed when you wake up and realise it wasn\'t real.
144: You stop buying games magazines because only one game is good.
145: You often avoid detailed areas and crowds in day-to-day life for fear of lag.
146: You must enter a building with a closed door, so you cut your losses and start inspecting the structure for signs of faults and glitches which may let you enter or at least scale it.
147: You try to eat all your meals and get to sleep standing up until someone reminds you sitting or lying down is possible.
148: You consider people rather rude if they don\'t respond to your graceful hand gestures when you meet them (even if they were looking the other way).
149: Each time you receive your paycheck at the end of the week you grab it, lift it up proudly and yell \"Slash greet!\"
150: You wonder why no one congratulates you.
I love this thread.. makes your ribs hurt so much more when you can relate to it all. Bravo! :D
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151: You actually don\'t do anything but say \"slash me goes to job\" \"slash me eats\" \"slash me sleeps\"...
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Originally posted by Draklar
151: You actually don\'t do anything but say \"slash me goes to job\" \"slash me eats\" \"slash me sleeps\"...
152: but you are too tired, because of answering too many newbie questions on one day, to press SHIFT + 7 instead of numpad slash, so you say: \"Doubleslash, backspace me goes to work\" instead :P
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153: You come back after a one-month hiatus. :rolleyes:
BTW, great thread. ;)
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You have a lot of catching up to do jedi, this past month has been one of the most turbulent for guilds as far as I can remember. Mine especially.
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Tell me about it. :rolleyes: Maybe it just be better if I pretended to be a n00b and asked everybody stupid questions. :]
Wu7\'s a P1an3? Y d0e5 !t sh!ft? :P
Teh 1337 n3w|3, J3d!iii
jk. Well, if I make a mistake or an uneducated boo boo, please feel free to correct me. I am not going to read all those threads. :rolleyes:
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154: You leave for 1.5 years, then come back...
155: When you notice that you totally forgot your account name, you browse through the forum dates (according to date) until you find it back, and then try random passwords to be able to log on :D
156: When you\'re walking in a busy street with some friends, and suddenly lose them (due to the crowd), you start screaming: \"Oh no, they fell through the floor! Nooooo!!!!\"
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Originally posted by Arzosah
...You leave for 1.5 years, then come back...
...When you notice that you totally forgot your account name, you browse through the forum members (according to date) until you find it back, and then try random passwords to be able to log on :D
LOL :D Matey that\'s just what happened to me :D
But we found our passwords back aye? And now we\'re back, from outta space! :D
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When you walk outside, discover it\'s raining, and promptly head to your local church \"to wait out the lag, it\'s only five minutes\"
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159. you try to save friends who fell trought floor by shouting /spawn about 50 times
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160. you yell at people on the streets walkign behind you and accuse them of stealing from your finds, then run off.
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I really must reply after what I\'ve seen
161. you\'re absolutely sure Planeshift community is 10000000000? better than HL one.
Damn, it\'s fresh air to come on this forum ;)
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I think we\'ve just about milked this topic as far as it can go. :P
Thanks everyone who\'s replied, 161 sentences... woo! Nice work. ;)
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162: you play planeshift a lot ;) :P :D :D :D
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Originally posted by Azriel
162: you play planeshift a lot ;) :P :D :D :D
lol :D if this was a contest, I\'d vote for you as the winner ;):P:P
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this is one of the best threads ever
nice job moogie
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Originally posted by Azriel
162: you play planeshift a lot ;) :P :D :D :D
OMFG this is the best entry ever!!! :D
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163: You refuse to tell people where they can get a job, because the devs don\'t want you giving out quest info.
OK, I know it\'s lame, but most of you are lamer.
164: You sit in your room waiting to see if the next release includes better lottery chances, because you play PS too much to get a job.
OK, that one was pretty lame, too, but somebody will think it\'s cool. It is less lame Sep, but more lame than Moogie, and about as lame as Draklar. (I think I could turn this into an organized rating system...)
OK, lemme think of a really good one:
165: You live in the basement because your graphics card can\'t handle the top floor window.
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regarding number 57...
\"57. You have a dream about it and come up with a bizarre story. *whistles*\"
I\'m almost done defining the outline for the story. of course, chapter 1 is here (http://www.angelfire.com/biz/vanderjagtcomputers/Chapter_1.html), and I roughly almost finished Chapter 2 in one sitting. this thing is really turning huge and, dare I say, close to Dune in fantasy...
I plan to make the story public domain, perhaps in CVS on SourceForge. ;-) \'course, that doesn\'t mean I don\'t plan to make money with it, tee hee hee...
okay, just for anyone wondering, progress *is* being made on the story...
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166. youve spent near 3 days getting the game and have a tantrum when you wake up to find your computers disconected >.<
i havent even played it yet hahaha ooh dear... damn rpg addiction !!
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151. You see 2 people fighting outside a bar and wonder when the new update came.
152. Your at a hospital and a boy who is trying to regain movement to his legs says \"i wish i could use my legs\" and you reply \"dont worry we cant crouch anyways\"...
153. Your watching the 10 o clock news see someone who has gone on a mass murder with a sub machine gun and say to your self \"i wonder where he got enough crystals for that?\"
154. You see an airplane and wonder \"Finally theres flying creatures like the developers promised!\"
155. You try to buy a Big Mac with some crystal rocks you foudn in your backyard.
156. You constantly rant to random people walking down the street about how much everquest and runescape suck.
157. You pull a muscle and wonder why the lag is so bad that day.
158. You learn to fall asleep 30 minutes at a time, just enough time to log into planeshift server.
159. You wake up one morning and think to your self \"My god the update finally came! Everything looks so real!\"
160. You walk around after waking up wondering where your chat box went!
161. You drive your self crazy walking around your house trying to find those dang crystals
162. Walking to your kitchen you wonder why u cant switch to 3rd person view you can see through the walls.
thats all i can think of!
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Most of them are pretty uncreative, but I liked \"158\" as you called it...
Yeah, you started form the wrong numbers.
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U kno ure addicted when you count the number of threads and number yours accordingly when saying your 5 crystals worth.. :) 163.. i think.. lol
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178, actually. And I don\'t get yours.
OK, I think we\'ve pushed this about as far as it can go...
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LOCK IT
lock it now the more posts now the more this thread is ruined please lock it :(
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I agree. Thanks again to everyone who kept this going for so long! I\'m gonna unsticky it now, but if anyone wants to add more to the list then you\'re more than welcome to.
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now that I know we\'re allowed to post not-so-funny ones... ;-)
179. You can\'t get it to run in Slackware 9.1, so you run the Windows client under Wine.
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180- You dont read threads like this because you are playing the game
181- When you look around you suddenly relise that you are in a house and wonder how they managed to upate it so fast.
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How about locking it at the 200 sentence mark?
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I\'m not going to lock it. If anyone wants to add to the list, they can. I know most if not all possible funny sentences have already been posted here, but it\'s nice that one day it might suddenly reappear after being inactive for years... :)
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182- Instead of saying just my 2 cense you say just my 2 rubies
Ps. Just my 2 rubies
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183 - it\'s way too late to be doing anything useful on the computer... and you are reading the forums for the nth time that day wishing there was something new to respond to...
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Haha Dril, that\'s exactly what I\'m doing right now... :)
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Originally posted by Drilixer
183 - it\'s way too late to be doing anything useful on the computer... and you are reading the forums for the nth time that day wishing there was something new to respond to...
Sometimes I sit up till 2:00 waiting for people to post... then half of them get deleted because all I talk about is how tired I am.
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ooh!
184: You don\'t stare at midgets.
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You know you are addicted to Planeshift when...
- You suffer from withdrawal symptoms
- You dream about Enkis, Kran, Klyros, ect...
- You realize the answer to a quest you've been trying to finish when you really should be focusing on something important.
- You KEEP logging on after more than five consecutive server crashes
- You wonder why on earth anyone would willingly leave the game
- You create PS FanArt, a PS site or a PS FanArt site. :D
Anyone else have any symptoms they would like to add? :P
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When you go to file an application for a job, the first words to come out of your mouth are "Give me a quest."
You go to a pub and ask if they have rats in the basement to kill.
You wonder why there are no trepors at the local gym.
When you arrive to a new town, the first thing you want to know is "where can I sell animal parts?"
You get hit by a car and a person runs frantically over to your side, and asks if you're hurt, and all you say is. "No don't worry about it, I've got some apples in my bag."
You start referring to homeless people who live in the sewers as 'fanatics'
You walk into a pawn shop and set some bloody rat hides on the desk and ask for money.
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You jump in an odd and strained way, explaining to those who ask that "the animations aren't done yet".
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Lol nice
You pick up the news paper and see that the headline deals with a tragic suicide... You read the article and by the end, you're left confused.... "Where was the tragic part?"
And also
You KNOW the world is flat, because you've fallen off the edge of it.
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When the police come to arrest you after you start a swordfight in a bar, the first thing you say is: "Are you a GM?" or "Sweet! When did the Devs impliment that! Do we have a prison map too?"
You always ask before hitting someone.
You yelled for a GM the last time you locked your keys in the car.
You talk to everyone in less than five words, and it always starts with "about".
You eat an entire pie whenever you get injured.
If any of your neighbors are named Smith, you hang out in their yard all day hoping something will happen.
If the power goes out, you ask the nearest person if Laanx is down.
If some stranger has familiar name in real life, you tell them to wait a bit while you check your logs to see if you know them.
EDit*
When your boss tells you that they are going to train you for a new job, you immediately wonder if you have enough PP.
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You dredge up a five year old thread on the forums because you haven't been able to scratch the itch sufficiently.
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You wish you had a stats info box to tell you what your stamina is when carrying heavy items.
When responding to something someone has told you you either mentally tag /me or a /tell in front of what you're going to do/say next.
The word 'god-modder' is muttered under your breath everytime someone jostles you in the line up or pushes you out of the way.
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When you walk up to the girl of your dreams saying:
"Ey chy'rrgho enkiduyba, joh sa sajata jhu orra?"
:lol:
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When you walk around with a piece of paper glued to your chest that has your description written on it.
You walk around in the same clothes every single day. You may occasionally wear some armour over it, but you never change your clothes.
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When you walk around carrying guns in your hands, when the police asks what you are doing you reply:
"I'm repairing them for a friend"
When you try to put molten iron in your backpack
When you try to talk to cats, stones lizzards and keep on whining to your parents for a big flying bat for your 18th birthday
:lol:
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You keep referring to trucks as "Megaras".
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When you keep asking for a Winch Access form at City Hall.
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When you dream that they've implemented a Nolthrir 3d Model.
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When you see someone you know IRL, you hop or jump instead of saying anything right away.
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When you pass liquor to little children
When you wonder why they can't handle it
When you wonder where their beards are
When you go the the Hydlaa forums and complain about dumb NPC's when you failed a test
When you lose a race and blame Laanx (AKA Laaagggggx)
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When you extend your hand to the new colleague saying "slash-introduce" and keep staring above his head, waiting for his name to pop up.
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You go down the pub/bar and ask for a Red Liquor and a loaf of bread!!!!!!
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You read every thread of "you know you're addicted to planeshift when..." and nod in agreement.
How much things change, but stay the same. Ex, someone metioned putting 2 rubies in, now it is putting 2 tria in.
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When you are a judge and dismiss evidence as 'OOC information' ::)
When you start making weapons out of platinum
When you are shocked by 'The fantastic four' and sue the creators for sacrilege. Kran weren't born from some 'coincidental' collapse with some space anomaly!
When you tell your kids about the good old days, when you could fly by sitting and jumping quickly.
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When you absolutely must make a certain character in order for your roleplay idea to work right, and feel life will never be the same if you can't.
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You yell "SLASH UNSTICK!" if your boot gets stuck in the mud, then start asking people passing by if there is a GM online.
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when, after being banned you haunt it with negative reviews thinking you are somehow "helping" development.
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You tell a mugger that his knife won't help him much against a Dark Grendol.
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You now feel foolish for moaning about your son having been addicted to Runescape and grown out of it and you now have him moaning about you spending as much time playing PlaneShift!!! (and your so tempted to download the client to your work PC but think better of it)
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You yell "SLASH UNSTICK!" if your boot gets stuck in the mud, then start asking people passing by if there is a GM online.
If those people then tell you that you should kill yourself first. And you actually do it.
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You yell "SLASH UNSTICK!" if your boot gets stuck in the mud, then start asking people passing by if there is a GM online.
If those people then tell you that you should kill yourself first. And you actually do it.
LMAO! great one! xD
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You walk into a craft store and ask for blacksmith hammers, riveters, and anvils to make swords and axes. The workers get mad when you start yelling about buying ores. You walk out in disgust when they don't have furnaces and forges.
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When you refer to your cats as Enkidukai.
And talk to them in Enkien.
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You dress your kids up as Enkidukai for halloween :-X kidding! she was a cat!
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yeah yeah Izzy.. and your son was a "blue rock-golem", huh? xD
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hahahhah no.
He was a clown :P and I called him Velh the entire night. haha take that!
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You are suprised that you walk through a crowd without glitching.
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you spend three hours with a men in a shop asking how to get 10 diamond crystals ::|
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Your wife mentions she caught a rat in the basement and you immediately ask if she looted an eye because you need one for a quest.
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You read a book and think how the story would go in Planeshift
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Oh, that reminds me! You read a fantasy book about a certain society of people that divides itself into guilds based on their abilities, and because it uses the word "guild" you can't help but picture all of the characters as Enkis and Klyros and such.