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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Havena on September 06, 2003, 12:47:58 pm
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(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/cup.gif) Current Cup Holder: Thesquid
Thesquid shouts: help i can\'t stop running..!
Kwartz shouts: press \'r\'
Thesquid shouts: oh thx
Kwartz shouts: np
Thesquid shouts: so what does \'r\' do?
?( :D ;(
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29 Aug 03
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/gold.gif)Unnamed
A newbie was standing around the spawn point querying the newly-spawned players:
Unnamed says: How did you get so high up?
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2 Sep 03
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/bronze.gif)Mzperx
Mzperx gets angry and raises his voice at an NPC:
Mzperx shouts: tell me about you
Mzperx shouts: i would like a job
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3 Sep 03
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/bronze.gif)Unnamed
A very excited, very new newbie:
Unnamed shouts: LOL - a road!
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4 Sep 03
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/gold.gif)Thesquid
Thesquid shouts: help i can\'t stop running..!
Kwartz shouts: press \'r\'
Thesquid shouts: oh thx
Kwartz shouts: np
Thesquid shouts: so what does \'r\' do?
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5 Sep 03
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/silver.gif)Praetorian
Praetorian shouts: does anyone know how to get out of here?
Jiuna shouts: the dungeon?
Praetorian shouts: the game
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those sound more like n0bs q\'s to me :P but nonetheless great fun :D
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This is a great idea!
I love it.
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\"LOL - a road\" This is a very good thread :D
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*Rolls around giggling*
Great thread! I\'ll keep my ears perked for things to contribute. :D
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6 Sep
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/silver.gif)Unnamed
Unnamed shouts: how do you get a weapon and fight stuff?
Ampathos shouts: read the website
Unnamed shouts: yea right i pirated this off kazaa
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rofl @ \'\'yea right i pirated this off kazaa\'\', right im going in game to look out for some more =)
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i bet he feals real good he got the game for free :D
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Originally posted by Havena
6 Sep
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/silver.gif)Unnamed
Unnamed shouts: how do you get a weapon and fight stuff?
Ampathos shouts: read the website
Unnamed shouts: yea right i pirated this off kazaa
ROFL :D :P that\'s the best one ever ;)
what a n00b...!! :P
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*chuckling* imagine how much longer it probably took him to \'pirate\' the game - that\'s awesome
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hehehehehe i love it
**slaps seps seal of vauge approval on the page**
thats the most honord award :D
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One of the best ideas I have seen in years.
My hat is raised to you.
I give you my stamp of: \"You are a cool person.\"
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Originally posted by Havena
6 Sep
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/silver.gif)Unnamed
Unnamed shouts: how do you get a weapon and fight stuff?
Ampathos shouts: read the website
Unnamed shouts: yea right i pirated this off kazaa
:D LOL :D
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I hope Talad sees this topic, he have tons of funny newbi questions :]
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9 Sep 03
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/silver.gif)Phoenixrenegade
Phoenixrenegade shouts: ack! the screen! it turned dark!
Phoenixrenegade shouts: i cant see! >.<
(Wait a few seconds and your screen will go bright again, right? No! It turned out our good Phoenix had his face pressed into a wall!)
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Some of these are pretty good for a chuckle but please keep in mind that new people make mistakes so don\'t go out of your way to poke fun or be malicious about it. Try to laugh with people and not at them ( except for the guy that \'pirated\' it off of kazaa, you can probably laugh at him :) ).
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Originally posted by acraig
Try to laugh with people and not at them ( except for the guy that \'pirated\' it off of kazaa, you can probably laugh at him :) ).
Well in that case... :D
Not like I\'ve been laughing at it ever since I read that post 8)
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yea, we laugh with the newbies, but at the n00bs :D :P
It\'s great to have a place like this to post the occasional newbie question, for a bit of fun. But it\'s the most fun when some n00b makes a fool of himself (which happens quite often if you ask me :P) and laugh at him...
It\'s simply amazing how ignorant people are able to be :P
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the guy that \'pirated\' it off of kazaa, you can probably laugh at him
actually it might be a pretty smart idea. How much bandwidth could you save if PS was distributed through edonkey2000 or BiTorrent ?
that\'s how P2P is supposed to be used, except people forget about it because 99% of traffic is used by pirated files.
Anyway, very good thread !
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Originally posted by BlueScreenJunky
the guy that \'pirated\' it off of kazaa, you can probably laugh at him
actually it might be a pretty smart idea. How much bandwidth could you save if PS was distributed through edonkey2000 or BiTorrent ?
that\'s how P2P is supposed to be used, except people forget about it because 99% of traffic is used by pirated files.
Anyway, very good thread !
downloading from kazaa maybe not a such a bad idea
but still the fact that he says \"pirated\" makes him a newb :)
actually I can bring up something I was saying, it\'s pretty blury to me what exactly I said, it\'s what I actually saw. I saw a weird texture on a Diabolo and I was running around asking this person how he managed to change his skin for the game. I asked everyone around if they saw it. Later I found out that it\'s one of the skin possibilities. Me felt so dum dum
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Originally Posted by Acraig
keep in mind that new people make mistakes so don\'t go out of your way to poke fun or be malicious about it.
Don\'t worry Acraig I\'d hate to offend a potential PS fan ;) . The awards have all been received in good humour.
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9 Sep 03
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/bronze.gif)Cradeus:
Cradeus shouts: help how do you use the umm pad inside the caves to once again reach the temple?
Sorry Cradeus the pully system is currently unattended. Very intuitive though ;P
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10 Sep 03
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/gold.gif)Rosalyn:
Rosalyn shouts: Where do I sell my crystal at?
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:rolleyes: :D
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Very hilarious thread. I hope you guys keep maintaining it. :-)
Maybe people will find it more interesting to read than a FAQ (which a lot of people never seem to glance at.)
-Venge
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Originally posted by sashok20
I saw a weird texture on a Diabolo and I was running around asking this person how he managed to change his skin for the game.
I didn\'t think the diaboli were implemented yet :P :P
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Originally posted by Xalthar
Originally posted by sashok20
I saw a weird texture on a Diabolo and I was running around asking this person how he managed to change his skin for the game.
I didn\'t think the diaboli were implemented yet :P :P
lol, you know what I mean, it\'s the half diabolo guy.
I always forget his race.
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Originally posted by sashok20
lol, you know what I mean, it\'s the half diabolo guy.
I always forget his race.
oh, the Ynnwn ;)
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Yay I love that Ynnwn model/skin!
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Not really a question but...
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Jaxan shouts: It\'s just like self-dating\"
The Black Knight, on the forums
\"what is the Linux and how can i donwload the full game and not demo\"
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HeHe,
Im sure people have heard some of the stuff I came out with when I was new. Its up to you to try and remember it because I\'m not telling. ( If you do use one of mine though I\'ll admit it though)
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When i was new i didnt ask nothing :) it was like i saw somthing i was tring to find it out myself :P it took long but hell was funny :P and i didnt read FAQ nither :)
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The only newbish questions I asked where can you open doors and how do you get out of the city. I didn\'t read the guide until half an hour of playing...
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20 Sep 03
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/silver.gif)Stonebone:
Stonebone says: do you know how can you eat food?
Havena says: do you have some food stonebone?
Stonebone says: no
Havena says: then knowing how to eat it wont do you much good will it?
Shibo says: he can eat stones
Stonebone says: yes, but how?
Shibo says: first find a good juicy stone
Havena says: then pop it in your mouth
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22 Sep 03
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/bronze.gif)Yokodai:
Krannar shouts: how many crystals do you guys and gals have?
Sxlixz shouts: 6
Kithplana shouts: 1235
Sxixz shouts: i hate you kith
Krannar shouts: me too
Kithplana shouts: well good day to you too
Sabrewulf shouts: 5178
Krannar shouts: where r u im goin to kill u
Yokodai shouts: what are crystals?
Sxlixz shouts: and yoko has 0 i take it
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23 Sep 03
(http://saber.co.nz/explorers/newb/bronze.gif)Fastfighter:
Fastfighter shouts: what do i say to the wife?
Tanzshu shouts: you say that you are the king and that what you say goes....then go get the rag to stop the bleeding from the broken nose
Havena shouts: lol fasterfighter this isn\'t a marital advice beauro
Fastfighter shouts: er..
Fastfighter shouts: what do i say to rinna?
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LMAO!
hey i just found this thread and i have to say it is damn HILARIOUS
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I didn\'t actually get the chance to ask newbie questions cuz i started in Atomic Blue... There was nobody to answer them questions because we were all not knowing what to do :D
By the way I LIKE THIS THREAD makes me laugh :))