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Gameplay => Guilds Forum => Topic started by: TheGeneral on November 10, 2003, 07:51:59 am

Title: Alucards' recruiting for his guild of "No Guildiness"
Post by: TheGeneral on November 10, 2003, 07:51:59 am
Hello fellow shifters of reality and nerds alike.
I have come to you to unite you all under my cape of \"hobo smell +5\" This is the real thing, so give it some time, and read it all, for it will tell you how to become great and be almost like me....well, not quiete, but you can hope.
Anyway, join me, and my lack of a guild, and we will rule PS.
Once again, many of you are sceptical of me actually being able to organize anything, much less a guild, but give it a chance, it\'s like oxygen, it will grow on you.
Anyway, leave your name and I will consider you recruited for the guild. Anyone can join, but not everyone can JOIN!
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Post by: Drachion on November 10, 2003, 09:48:35 am
You, off all think that there should be a guild like this in this realm.
you\'d rather join me in my crusade for evil over the world.
we will be like those anoying jehova people, bothering everybody.
spread the word of the devil by creating evil churches and asking fees for entrance, make people cry for their sinds so they will kill themselves and i will get their souls.
make them steal and kill for me.
now this is how to do it, show people your goals not your sick fantasie\'s bout rabbits ( ok your\'s didn\'t have any rabbits this night but doggie\'s, not that sick ).

so join me in the dark ages of planeshift, join the army of darkness.
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Post by: Princess Aelya on November 10, 2003, 09:54:14 am
al, is this some kind of joke ?(
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Post by: seperot on November 10, 2003, 11:22:13 am
i\'ve yet to see alcurd not joking :P
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Post by: Drachion on November 10, 2003, 12:31:58 pm
he is confused by my evil ways of thinking, he does not know what to talk about anymore.

and he is in my power although he will never admit it.

remember the party alucard, where you became drunk and gave me your soul. i told you to lay off the booze but noooo you wouldn\'t listen and see what it coused  :] , me having another soul.

all i need to have now is the soul of the lovely princess and that anoying seperot, then i have my revenge and a strong enough army to take over this pathetic little world.

follow me my slaves.

[uses soul stealer on seperot ( the final version, no cure for yet ) takes the soul and throws soul in mines to become filled with anger ]
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Post by: Savion on November 10, 2003, 03:19:58 pm
Um... a new age Hellsing?
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Post by: Xordan on November 10, 2003, 04:52:24 pm
This could be interesting.
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Post by: ~Kihmari~ on November 10, 2003, 04:58:32 pm
ill be so glad when i can just kill them... ;) *points at the axe, claiming it as his new signature post marker thingie mabobber*
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Post by: Princess Aelya on November 10, 2003, 05:58:29 pm
hehe my soul is my own i assure you. and it will never be anyone elses. any act i will ever commit will be by my own will. everyone seems to underestimate my spiritual streanth :]
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Post by: Caldazar on November 10, 2003, 05:59:50 pm
I\'m not in a guild, does that mean that I\'m in your guild of no guildiness?
Hmm..
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Post by: Yann on November 10, 2003, 06:58:45 pm
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Originally posted by Princess Aelya
al, is this some kind of joke ?(

I would bet on spam.
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Post by: Moogie on November 10, 2003, 07:12:02 pm
If that\'s true, Cal, it means I\'m in this guild too...

The horror! 8o Hehe just kidding...



Wait... no I\'m not. :D
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Post by: Caldazar on November 10, 2003, 08:13:09 pm
Something you want to tell us Moogie?
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Post by: Moogie on November 10, 2003, 09:43:22 pm
Hm? No, not as far as I know... was my post that confusing?

Just so you know, I\'m not in this \"guild\", incase it sounded like I was. :P
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Post by: Princess Aelya on November 10, 2003, 09:44:40 pm
i think the impressionn is that anyone not in a guild, is in this guild :P
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Post by: Kiern on November 10, 2003, 09:57:54 pm
Damn Alucard, could you not have done this before I was in a guild?

I missed out :(
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Post by: Xalthar on November 10, 2003, 10:28:24 pm
You\'re both in his \"guild of no guildness\" Cal and mogura :P You just haven\'t joined him under his hobo smell cloak +5 :P

lol :D Have you given up on your plans of becoming a mod, alucard? You still have my vote, whatever good that\'ll do you :P
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Post by: Evanchild on November 11, 2003, 12:20:10 am
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Originally posted by seperot
i\'ve yet to see alcurd not joking :P


he did my homework. i don\'t think that was a joke.  or at elast i hope not.
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Post by: Princess Aelya on November 11, 2003, 04:42:52 am
youll know when you get it back wont you? hehe.
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Post by: TheGeneral on November 11, 2003, 06:27:02 am
Yes, this is a real thing.
ANd technically, EVERYONE that posted here is in the guild right now. I mean, read the post \"leave your name here, and I will consider you in the guild.\"
So, welcome one and all, to my new guild of \"No Guildiness.\" We are growing quickly, and in the last 24 hours gained over 15 members.
I am honoured to welcome the following people into the guild:
Drachion, Princess Aelya, seperot, Drachion again(he was really eager to join i guess), Savion, Xordan, ~Kihmari~, the second Princess Aelya is not welcome, we can only have one evil princess, Caldazar, Yann, Mogura, Princess Aelya is not welcome, once again, we have rules against that, Kiern, Xalthar, Evanchild, and Princess Aelya AGAIN!
Welcome fellow guilders!
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Post by: Draklar on November 11, 2003, 06:44:47 am
*laughs at everyone that posted*


damn....
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Post by: TheGeneral on November 11, 2003, 07:54:02 am
Let\'s welcome a new brother into our guild, Draklar.
Everyone be nice!
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Post by: Drachion on November 11, 2003, 09:16:33 am
/me buys beer for draklar.

it is not so bad he is very nice if you get to know him....

RUN FOR THE DOOR\'S.........

/me takes alucards soul, swallows it.

and we where all free once again.
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Post by: seperot on November 11, 2003, 10:13:34 am
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

i dont think i laughed so hard from one post in my life :D

on a off note i told you alcurd is always joking
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Post by: Princess Aelya on November 11, 2003, 11:38:30 am
lol...silly alucard
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Post by: Draklar on November 11, 2003, 11:43:38 am
Another try, eh Princess? ;)
I don\'t think Alucard wants two of you in this \"guild\" ;)

heh, now there are 2 Draklars in this \"guild\" :D

and look, Alucard joined few times himself :)
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Post by: Drachion on November 11, 2003, 12:24:31 pm

well technically if you are not in a guild and you type /guild in the chat window you will say it to the rest that isn\'t in a guild so alucard hit a goldmine with a whole lot of members.


now i wonder is this all legal or is this one of those comunistical scheme\'s if it is i like it how would you like to become my general of darkness aliwalie
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Post by: Kiern on November 11, 2003, 01:35:00 pm
Alright!

Kiern:2

I\'m moving on up there!
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Post by: Caldazar on November 11, 2003, 03:40:29 pm
I\'m in a guild without bribing anyone?
Sweet!
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Post by: TheGeneral on November 12, 2003, 01:02:48 am
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Originally posted by seperot
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

i dont think i laughed so hard from one post in my life :D

on a off note i told you alcurd is always joking


WHAT ARE YOU talking about? Joking? Who? This is for real!
I will make a super cool site as soon as I get around to it, but for now, well, we know who is in the guild.
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Post by: Annah on November 12, 2003, 08:39:33 am
Hmm ... Alucard ... you\'re still with us? :/ lol ... you\'re not the one I know. I think the lonely moments ... hmm ... you\'re mad :)
 This is non sense ... Alucard ... come back. :P
 K ... now to be serious. I can bring back to life Hellsing. What do you say?
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Post by: Drachion on November 12, 2003, 08:49:58 am
i\'d say your a raging fool and you need to shut up, get a live, create ur hellsing and show the rest of the world what kind of fool you are and you have no leading skill whatsover.
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Post by: TheGeneral on November 13, 2003, 03:44:56 am
Meh, this is gatting boring, amke your own guild, I give up.
Cnsider all the members disbanned.
Shooo, go away, WAMUS!!!!
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Post by: Yarulion on November 13, 2003, 03:52:45 am
No fun once they start playing along, hmm?
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Post by: Caldazar on November 13, 2003, 05:02:38 pm
Kicked out? I\'m not kicked out, I\'m leaving this guild! HA!
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Post by: TheGeneral on November 14, 2003, 07:08:43 am
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Originally posted by Yarulion
No fun once they start playing along, hmm?


Nah, Annah ruined it with the old posts about some guild that never was.
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Post by: dorbian on November 14, 2003, 10:00:27 am
then remove the \"founder of hellsing\" from your sig maybe that will stop reminding you ;)
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Post by: TheGeneral on November 14, 2003, 11:58:56 pm
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Originally posted by dorbian
then remove the \"founder of hellsing\" from your sig maybe that will stop reminding you ;)


See, I can\'t do that, since the sig was not made by me, and editing it is just a pain in the bum. Plus finding a new host would be another time consuming task. And I refuse to take down the sig since I just love the rest of it.
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Post by: NewPie on November 15, 2003, 07:37:58 am
Blah ... TheGeneral is raping my favorite manga/anime >:|||
You should have your our nick. Not a manga copy >:/
Shame.

Had to say that ^^
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Post by: TheGeneral on November 15, 2003, 10:29:19 pm
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Originally posted by NewPie
Blah ... TheGeneral is raping my favorite manga/anime >:|||
You should have your our nick. Not a manga copy >:/
Shame.

Had to say that ^^


Used to rape, and USED to rape I did.
The nick is once again from Castlevania, but yes, the rest you may say I \"raped.\"
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Post by: Axsyrus on November 15, 2003, 10:43:24 pm
you can atleast delete the text:rolleyes:
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The head jerk of the Jerky guild.
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Post by: TheGeneral on November 17, 2003, 05:34:24 am
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Originally posted by Axsyrus
you can atleast delete the text:rolleyes:
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The head jerk of the Jerky guild.



NEVER!!!
And by that quote, I mean, I lead the Cabal, or pretended to, or something along those lines. It\'s not associated with Hellsing in any way.
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Post by: Savion on November 17, 2003, 09:43:40 pm
Um.... Savion doesnt think that Auran or Xordan know about this \'Leadership\' Thing.... Now that you mention it... No one knows about this leadership thing. Savion thinks that he is not the only one who has lost his mind...
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Post by: Kiern on November 17, 2003, 10:07:44 pm
Alucard leads everything...
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Post by: Draklar on November 17, 2003, 10:09:53 pm
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Originally posted by Savion
Um.... Savion doesnt think that Auran or Xordan know about this \'Leadership\' Thing.... Now that you mention it... No one knows about this leadership thing. Savion thinks that he is not the only one who has lost his mind...

Well Cabal is guild with lots of secrets, remember?
Even high council doesn\'t know they have a leader ;)
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Post by: Savion on November 17, 2003, 10:13:31 pm
The Council chooses a Blood Lord when needed... the Cabal are ruled by a council until a Blood Lord is necesarry.

So technically, no, they don\'t know who the Blood Lord will be. No one can tell the future.
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Post by: Xalthar on November 17, 2003, 10:55:34 pm
Well Auran asked Alucard to join a while back.. and I think they discussed some leader stuff :P
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Post by: TheGeneral on November 18, 2003, 06:06:33 am
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Originally posted by Kiern
Alucard leads everything...


He is right you know, and that goes for every one of you, well, except maybe for Kiern, and BISM, cause, well, I mean....respect....you know....RESPECT! :]
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Post by: dorbian on November 18, 2003, 09:51:20 am
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alucard in his young days:
I did not bother to read most of the posts, nor did I bother to read most of your post, but here is the deal:
If you do all the work, and sign me up and stuff, and generally don\'t bug me, I\'ll gladly join the guild


savion, you should read the previous cabal posts so you can talk about the past and the things your leader said back then,

here even more discusting

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auran said this once:
Say you sounded like a fellow Jerk Dorbian. Wanna join up? I\'ll make you a Council member
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although i declined it if i didn\'t replied to it i should be able to become a counsil member
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Post by: TheGeneral on November 19, 2003, 05:40:30 am
In the short of it all, I lead the majority of the guilds of PS, just by simply being great and stuff!
And you thought there is an escape route....foolish....
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Post by: Yarulion on November 19, 2003, 05:51:24 am
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Originally posted by TheGeneral
In the short of it all, I lead the majority of the guilds of PS, just by simply being great and stuff!
And you thought there is an escape route....foolish....


Yeah... Numero Uno Comunisto and all that... heh

So as long as you\'re running my guild, it\'s your turn to pay the bills this month, remember? :D
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Post by: TheGeneral on November 20, 2003, 05:05:35 am
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Originally posted by Yarulion
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Originally posted by TheGeneral
In the short of it all, I lead the majority of the guilds of PS, just by simply being great and stuff!
And you thought there is an escape route....foolish....


Yeah... Numero Uno Comunisto and all that... heh

So as long as you\'re running my guild, it\'s your turn to pay the bills this month, remember? :D


OK...MOTHER....and why are ppl still responding to this? I mean, wtf happened to my moderating rights? That request has been made over a month ago now...maybe I should harras someone really imports about it.
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Post by: Kiern on November 20, 2003, 01:23:36 pm
You know, I think that is a great idea Alucard
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Post by: Lithos on July 15, 2005, 08:18:46 am
bump
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Post by: Valbrandr on July 15, 2005, 08:22:10 am
*Valbrandr waits patiently for the villagers to start throwing stones.  

Hmm... not sure if he will survive this one...
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Post by: Lithos on July 15, 2005, 08:23:45 am
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Originally posted by Valbrandr
*Valbrandr waits patiently for the villagers to start throwing stones.  

Hmm... not sure if he will survive this one...

wow dickface, i\'ve been here since 2002 dont ever make fun of me or you die IRL biatch~!.

Ps go back to kansas dork.
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Post by: Valbrandr on July 15, 2005, 08:27:24 am
I know I should not post again.. because this will be deleted and everything.  But who made fun of you? The only thing I meant was if you simply \"Bump\" something everyone will flame you.  I was just waiting patiently :).

PS:  I can tell you are a cool one hehe.... Look obviously you have misplaced anger.  Just go away for another 3 years and np.  
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Post by: Phinehas on July 15, 2005, 11:30:47 am
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Originally posted by Lithos
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Originally posted by Valbrandr
*Valbrandr waits patiently for the villagers to start throwing stones.  

Hmm... not sure if he will survive this one...

wow dickface, i\'ve been here since 2002 dont ever make fun of me or you die IRL biatch~!.

Ps go back to kansas dork.

Ok, now that\'s just offensive, not to mention totally pathetic.

*waits for the mods to do something about it*