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Fan Area => Roleplaying (Communitive Storywriting) => Poetry, Comedy, and other. => Topic started by: druke on December 10, 2003, 04:12:15 pm
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hey remeber this it was fun lets do another one.
for the enw ppl, just carry off from where i left off.
There once was
edit: Only 3 words please
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a mighty bunny...
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possessed by an
edit: bad grammer with next post
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...even mightier cow...
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who had a
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short sword in
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his fluffy paw.
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The bunny jumped
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onto the cow...
Jessyn
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....and hitted her...
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with a magical
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cattle prod, and
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..then started to..
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go berserk as
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the crow bit
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the bunnys ear
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so that he
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could see above
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the big black
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sphere of emaculate
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which was going
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towards the center
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into the bunny\'s
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somewhat strangly large
8o
;)
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Shot gun barrel
what were you thinkin :P
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and then exploded
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with a BOOM,
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the crow now
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took a hike
btw, the cow was in action.
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contrary to the
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bunny who was
[OT] the crow was in action, he was the one looking above the sphere wich just exploded..[/OT]
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lying on the
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giant tongue of
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a magical toad.
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Who then proceded
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with annoying the
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mighty bunny by
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kicking his friend,
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swiftly in the
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middle of his
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nose with all
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the gushing red
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and sticky blood
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flowing down the
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face of you
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and then suddenly
Jessyn
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the mighty cow
[OT]kicking his friend swiftly in the nose with all the gushing red and sticky blood flowing down the face of you and then suddenly the mighty cow
something went wrong there :\\ [/OT]
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summoned naked dwarf
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who appeared inside
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the bunny his
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extra large stomach
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Full of cheese!
:D
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and tacco sauce
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and many tiny
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cute blueberry muffins!
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The bunny exclaimed,
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yuck, naked dwarf
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what a terrible
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experience that was.
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\"Iam kicking your
:)
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kidneys\" said the
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huge, brown monster
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named dwarf, the
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cotton picker, who
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bought a crossbow
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from an antidisestablishmentarianist,
[OT] Yes that word does exist, and yes I had to put it in :D [/OT]
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who was born
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in a bin,
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laughing out loud
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in great joy,
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yet while he
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cooked pies for
[note]I have read the Pie story just before ;) [/note]
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his grandmother and
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grandfather, who really
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need them because
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they are homosexual!
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the pies were
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pinguin pies but
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the grandmother liked
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such vegetable pies
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with pigeon in,
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red wine souce
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that\'s tastes like
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hot blood of
*** arg Xordan, you beat me ***
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my prey called,
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The Pooky\'s Spawn!
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As expected, the
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invincible Necromancer Xordan,
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defeated by elscouta
[note] yeah, you desserved it :D [/note]
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kicked elscouta\'s butt,
[OT] ha, I took u down with meh! :P [/OT]
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but fails, because
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elscouta is very
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very very very
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very small and
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kills himself by
[OT] Note that elscouta kills himself, not Xordan... :D [/OT]
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choking on escouta
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by nastily imploding,
[OT] I did say that it was escouta who died remember. :P [/OT]
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into a small
*i heard it but i looked it over twice and it really implies that you died, o well you cant really tell because everyone keeps the sentence going for 3 years and you cant understand what is going on.*
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comdom shaped balloon,
[OI] Should have seen this one coming.... Is is allowed? :D :P [/OI]
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with brown, orange
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sticky substances coming
[OI]This is getting really dodgy now..... :D [/OI]
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in all orifices
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then, the sun
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f***ed the ocean
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while elscouta reassembels
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the dead body
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of da moogle,
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and then Moogle
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went and kissed
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the fluffy bunny
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with horns on
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called Draklar, who
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then huged Xordan
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and they both
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were watched by
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Cupid, who shot
EDIT: I hoped this will turn into a love story :P
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the remains of
(Gues who i mean)
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his little quiver
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because elscouta respawned
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and went mad
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because Xordan hates
(and don\'t put woman or cheese, I like them both :D )
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female naked cheeses
Yeah, it means something :P
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coz they\'re smelly
( ??! :rolleyes: !??)
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like a rotten
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naked female cheese :\\
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with colossal nose
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naked female cheeses because they smell like rotten naked female cheeses?? ?(
and little ears
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wearing a pink
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wizard\'s hat with
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brown dots, while
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being very cheesy,
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Ate some humans
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with thier bones
*Wow everytime i come into this post a whole page has flown up.. great post! Just one more comment... End your sentences people. There are so many run on sentances it doesnt make sense. This is a 3 word story not a 200000 word paragraph...*
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, digital watches, and
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cd\'s of Yanni!
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**Wow this doesn\'t make any sense!**
Then Xordan used
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his uber powers
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to make the
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cow glowing very
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S*** a giant
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ub3r 133t Xordan!!
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that was killed
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by a magical
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hippopotmeus with pink
*dont leet plz its anyoning*
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non-fluffy hat and
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square shaped feet
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, stinking as a
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naked female cheese
:D :P
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**Ohhh this naked female cheese**
and 3 weeks
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went by before
*LOL :D this thread doesn\'t make any sense whatsoever, I love it :D:D*
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the holy pinguin
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came flying by
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the sacred temple
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of the god
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also called \'@\'#&$\'
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one day \'@\'#&$\'
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dies coz Xordan
*Awww, I like my 133tn3ss. :D *
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looks like this (http://www.sighost.us/members/crj/im001639.jpg)
P.S. Click on the link (this)
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the holy pinguin
*LOL @ that pic :D*
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looks alot worse,
*lol, u know that\'s you..... :D I should really stop putting myself in this story........*
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because he stuck
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There once was a mighty bunny possessed by an even mightier cow who had a short sword in his fluffy paw. The bunny jumped onto the cow and hitted her with a magical cattle prod, and then started to go berserk as the crow bit the bunnys ear so that he could see above the big black sphere of emaculate which was going towards the center into the bunny\'s shot gun barrel and then exploded with a BOOM. (I added the period, that comma really should grammatically have been a period) The crow now took a hike contrary to the bunny who was lying on the giant tongue of a magical toad, (yes, I changed the period to a comma) who then proceded with annoying the mighty bunny by kicking his friend (comma removed) swiftly in the middle of his nose with all the gushing red and sticky blood flowing down the face of you and then suddenly the mighty cow summoned naked dwarf who appeared inside the bunny\'s (\"his\" changed to making bunny a possesive noun) extra large stomach Full of cheese (exclamation removed) and tacco sauce and many tiny cute blueberry muffins! The bunny exclaimed, \"yuck, naked dwarf what a terrible experience that was.\" \"I am kicking your kidneys\" said the huge, brown monster named dwarf, the cotton picker, who bought a crossbow from an antidisestablishmentarianist, who was born in a bin, laughing out loud in great joy, yet while he cooked pies for his grandmother and grandfather, who really need them because they are homosexual! The pies were penguin pies but the grandmother liked such vegetable pies with pigeon in (comma removed) red wine sauce that (removed apostrophy-\"s\") tastes like hot blood of my prey called, The Pooky\'s Spawn! As expected, the invincible Necromancer Xordan, defeated by elscouta kicked elscouta\'s butt, but fails, because elscouta is very very very very very small and kills himself by choking on escouta by nastily imploding, into a small comdom shaped balloon, with brown, orange sticky substances coming in all orifices. (Period added) Then, the sun f***ed the ocean while elscouta reassembels the dead body of da moogle, and then Moogle went and kissed the fluffy bunny with horns on called Draklar, who (what? Hows that fit in with the sentence?) then huged Xordan and they both were watched by Cupid, who shot the remains of his little quiver because elscouta respawned and went mad because Xordan hates female naked cheeses coz they\'re smelly like a rotten naked female cheese with colossal nose and little ears wearing a pink wizard\'s hat with brown dots, while being very cheesy, ate some humans with thier bones, digital watches, and cd\'s of Yanni! Then Xordan used his uber powers to make the cow glowing very S*** a giant ub3r 133t Xordan that was killed by a magical hippopotmeus with pink non-fluffy hat and square shaped feet, stinking as a naked female cheese and 3 weekswent by before the holy penguin came flying by the sacred temple of the god also called \'@\'#&$\' one day \'@\'#&$\' dies coz Xordan looks like this (http://www.sighost.us/members/crj/im001639.jpg) the holy penguin looks alot worse, because he stuck...
his toenail clippings
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into a food mixer
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and ate it.
**I know, discusting**
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The crow now
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was completely mad
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and went to
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attack the ugly
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holy penguin, but
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got beaten up
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by a bum,
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with a plastic bottle
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and a stick
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. the holy pingiun
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plead for help
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...but his mother...
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didn\'t want to
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give him smoochies
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telling him he
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should go whine
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to his father
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because then he\'d
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call the ubber
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dildo of pain
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Elentor used to
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chase Vengeance around
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. The penguin then
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turned away and
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decided to buy
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a Big-Bad-Beast-Bashing-Battleaxe +5
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to 0wn the
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mayor, and steal
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his spellbook made
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of snake eyes.
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The mayor\'s wife
(ever tried to make a spellbook with snake eyes ?)
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didn\'t agree with
(Yep. Didn\'t work out.)
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this, so she
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went to gather
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the guards of
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the square-shaped table
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who could handle
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the millions of
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drows hiding in
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the sewers with
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rats and bums
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because they lost
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their powerfull abilities
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to eat pie
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. The guards agreed
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and together they
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kicked the pinguin
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which went bleeding
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to mention Draklar.
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Draklar ( :D ) decided to
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go and kiss
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the penguin on
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it\'s butt, because,
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Saddam was in
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in the toilets of
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the white house
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where he drinks
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his own piss,
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while kicking xordan\'s
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arch enemy\'s butt.
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But suddenly draklar
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died because of
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davis his lameness ^^
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was unbearably lame
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not to mention
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the bad smell
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that came with
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pink underwear because
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he had spilt
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hot choco on
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His shirvled dry
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. The bunny went
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on to the..
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very mighty cow
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which had a
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mind control helmet
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so bunny took
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his magic carrot
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and stabbed the
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two huge dangling
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..utters which were
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coming from the
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spine of the
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bunny. The crow
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drew his magic
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, floated the mana,
OT: If you are confused, consult an MTG nerd.
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and used the
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giant toothbrush which
*This is still going.... lol*
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costed 3 colorless
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zebras, and thus
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he had depleted
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his floating mana.
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which was annoying
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because of the
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giant purple spacemonkey
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pissing over it
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while eating custard.
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But the bunny
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didn\'t like this
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and got a
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seizure because it
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was a retard
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, so the crow
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started to do
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da funky chicken,
*Don\'t ask*
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. A funky chicken
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did the same
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funky chicken dance.
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and even the
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funky chicken dancers
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were there because
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they like funky
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dances. The next
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armchair the chickens
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were dancing on
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did the funky
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bunny dance instead
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because they like
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blood and gore
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with added cream
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, funky chicken brains,
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and a dragon
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did Kirby\'s dance
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six times over.
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untill they all
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did Kirby\'s dance
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to summon Kirby
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with his tiny
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Unsightly shaped thing
[Yes, kids do read this forum, so try to keep it subtle ya? ;)]
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and wife, then
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Kirby swallowed the
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unsightly shaped thing
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which got stuck
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in his brain
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leaving a deep
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gash where his
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speak center was
EDIT: 300 replies!!
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kriby then Died
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like a chicken
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in a furnace.
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with nitro-glycerine on
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da funky chicken.
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Which explodes in
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philosophical proportions all
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thanks to the
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metaphysical properties of
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penguins slapping large
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Smelly dead fish
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on Kiern\'s nose.
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uh oh uhhh
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AND BISM GOT
:):p;):]
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number one of
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the ten numbers
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wich wasn\'t 3
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. then aruan appeared
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and fell over
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a funky chicken
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and auran fell
(some 1 put* in love with the funky chicken*)
lol
:):P;):]
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right into a
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cheese fondue pot
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because someone had
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been screwing around
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with a giraffe
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And created a
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Great Magical Sword
(yet another plot twist)
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. The cow then
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was drowning while
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The crocodile played
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Marco Polo with
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the fluffy bunny
(don\'t forget him, he\'s still the main character! :P)
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. But the zebra
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wanted to play
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and was promptly
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disturbed by an
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amazing owl that
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was flying above
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the fluffy bunny.
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The owl started
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His Yamaha motorbike
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and went to
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the great land
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where the sword
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of newbie killing
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link lay dorment.
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And so the
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Mutant Rooster threw
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his own eyeball
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with a monkey
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who had pink
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hair in his
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eyesockets. The eyeball
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exploded when it
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hit a nuclear
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warhead that was
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reading a book
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covered with pictures
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but there came
*someone has to put this in a book*
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a super sponge
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who absorbed the
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huge explosion of
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a supermarket in
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the fluffy bunny\'s
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flying eyeball was
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concentration of nonsense
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full of stuffed
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Koala bears and
EDIT: 500 posts!
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the fluffy mr.twin-cow
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, both of which
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were not going
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anywhere without the
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little, cute killer
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that killed the
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big smelly evil
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Squirrel who was
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* its squrriel who was or is it squrriels who were ?*
reloading his Uber
-edit *his can also mean thier
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sock with cheese
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which he fired
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towards all the
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people over a
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gigantic snowman that
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summoned the mighty
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cow to defend
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His snowball-people from
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Man i havent posted in such a long time! Once we get to the next sentence could someone collect all of the posts and make the whole story? That would be awesome! Then we could see the whole story! Well heres my addition...
\"All evils within\"
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There once was a mighty bunny possessed by an even mightier cow who had a short sword in his fluffy paw. The bunny jumped onto the cow and hitted her with a magical cattle prod and then started to go berserk as the crow bit the bunny\'s ear so that he could see above the big black sphere of emaculate which was going towards the center into the bunny\'s somewhat strangly large Shot gun barrel and then exploded with a BOOM. the crow now took a hike contrary to the bunny who was lying on the giant tongue of a magical toad Who then proceded with annoying the mighty bunny by kicking his friend swiftly in the middle of his nose with all the gushing red and sticky blood flowing down the face of you. and then suddenly the mighty cow summoned naked dwarf who appeared inside the bunny, his extra large stomach Full of cheese and tacco sauce and many tiny cute blueberry muffins, The bunny exclaimed \"yuck, naked dwarf what a terrible experience that was.\" \"Iam kicking your kidneys,\" said the huge, brown monster named dwarf. the cotton picker, who bought a crossbow from an antidisestablishmentarianist, who was born in a bin laughing out loud in great joy yet while he cooked pies for his grandmother and grandfather, who really need them because they are homosexual. the pies were pinguin pies but the grandmother liked such vegetable pies with pigeon in red wine souce that tastes like hot blood of my prey called The Pooky\'s Spawn. As expected, the invincible Necromancer Xordan defeated by elscouta kicked elscouta\'s butt but fails, because elscouta is very very very very very small and kills himself by choking on escouta by nastily imploding into a small comdom shaped balloon with brown, orange sticky substances coming in all orifices then, the sun f***ed the ocean while elscouta reassembles the dead body of da moogle and then Moogle went and kissed the fluffy bunny with horns on called Draklar, who then hugged Xordan and they both were watched by Cupid, who shot the remains of his little quiver because elscouta respawned and went mad because Xordan hates female naked cheeses coz they\'re smelly like a rotten naked female cheese with colossal nose and little ears wearing a pink wizard\'s hat with brown dots, while being very cheesy Ate some humans with thier bones, digital watches, and cd\'s of Yanni. Then Xordan used his uber powers to make the cow glowing very, S*** a giant ub3r 133t Xordan that was killed by a magical hippopotmeus with pink non-fluffy hat and square shaped feet stinking as a naked female cheese and 3 weeks went by before the holy pinguin came flying by the sacred temple of the god also called \'@\'#&$\'. one day \'@\'#&$\' dies coz Xordan looks like this. the holy pinguin looks alot worse because he stuck his toenail clippings into a food mixer and ate it. The crow now was completely mad and went to attack the ugly holy penguin, but got beaten up by a bum with a plastic bottle and a stick the holy pingiun plead for help but his mother didn\'t want to give him smoochies telling him he should go whine to his father because then he\'d call the ubber dildo of pain Elentor used to chase Vengeance around. The penguin then turned away and decided to buy a Big-Bad-Beast-Bashing-Battleaxe +5 to 0wn the mayor, and steal his spellbook made of snake eyes. The mayor\'s wife didn\'t agree with this, so she went to gather the guards of the square-shaped table who could handle the millions of drows hiding in the sewers with rats and bums because they lost their powerful abilities to eat pie. The guards agreed and together they kicked the pinguin which went bleeding to mention Draklar. Draklar decided to go and kiss the penguin on it\'s butt, because Saddam was in in the toilets of the white house where he drinks his own piss while kicking xordan\'s arch enemy\'s butt But suddenly draklar died because of davis. his lameness was unbearably lame not to mention the bad smell that came with pink underwear because he had spilt hot choco on His shriveled dry. The bunny went on to the very mighty cow which had a mind control helmet so bunny took his magic carrot and stabbed the two huge dangling utters which were coming from the spine of the bunny. The crow drew his magic floated the mana and used the giant toothbrush which costed 3 colorless zebras, and thus he had depleted his floating mana which was annoying because of the giant purple spacemonkey pissing over it while eating custard But the bunny didn\'t like this and got a seizure because it was a retard. so the crow started to do da funky chicken. A funky chicken did the same funky chicken dance and even the funky chicken dancers were there because they like funky dances. The next armchair the chickens were dancing on did the funky bunny dance instead because they like blood and gore with added cream, funky chicken brains, and a dragon did Kirby\'s dance six times over until they all did Kirby\'s dance to summon Kirby with his tiny Unsightly shaped thing and wife. then Kirby swallowed the unsightly shaped thing which got stuck in his brain leaving a deep gash where his speak center was. kirby then Died like a chicken in a furnace with nitro-glycerine on da funky chicken Which explodes in philosophical proportions all thanks to the metaphysical properties of penguins slapping large Smelly dead fish on Kiern\'s nose. uh oh uhhh AND BISM GOT number one of the ten numbers wich wasn\'t 3 then auran appeared and fell over a funky chicken and auran fell right into a cheese fondue pot because someone had been screwing around with a giraffe And created a Great Magical Sword. The cow then was drowning while The crocodile played Marco Polo with the fluffy bunny But the zebra wanted to play and was promptly disturbed by an amazing owl that was flying above the fluffy bunny. The owl started His Yamaha motorbike and went to the great land where the sword of newbie killing link lay dorment And so the Mutant Rooster threw his own eyeball with a monkey who had pink hair in his eyesockets. The eyeball exploded when it hit a nuclear warhead that was reading a book covered with pictures but, there came a super sponge who absorbed the huge explosion of a supermarket in the fluffy bunny\'s flying eyeball was concentration of nonsense full of stuffed Koala bears and the fluffy mr.twin-cow both of which were not going anywhere without the little, cute killer that killed the big smelly evil Squirrel who was reloading his Uber sock with cheese which he fired towards all the people over a gigantic snowman that summoned the mighty cow to defend His snowball-people from All evils within.
the naked dwarf
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Hehe omg this story has gotten so huge... Hehe so many run on sentences, enough to make an english teacher cry. Im thinking of making a flash video with the story as the dialogue. Lol its so random. Well here is my 3 words...
Counted on his
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toes to help
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the holy man
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who exploded in
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the antidisastablishmentarianist\'s large
*lol, i couldnt help myself :D *
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pencil sharpener. Meanwhile...
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a virtual poney
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was running into
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some heavy traffic,
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of fluffy bunnies
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hopping over the
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big highway. They
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took off their
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tires. The cow
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made a ATV
-edit ATV means all terrain vechical
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to chase the
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virtual poney who
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was insanely wierd
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just like the
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funkey chicken dancer
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who actually was
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a retro phone
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that had been
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doing the funkey
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chicken. The cow
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fell over and
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landed on the
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final fantasy character
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laughing out loud
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AS the ATV
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imploded into nothing.
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the cow died ?
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No, it didn\'t:
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as it was
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the day of
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the funky chickens
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the funkey munkey
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and the rabid
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who could do
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many 1337 hacks
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and loved pie.
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But what the
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crow did next
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wasn\'t very pleasant
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. atomic bombs exploded
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all over the
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embassy of the
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pink fluffy bunnies.
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Then M1A2(Abrams) tanks
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went in the
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Green cows private
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and shot their
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television and stereo.
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The green cows
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went very mad
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and began to
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randomly attack innocent
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pink fluffy bunnies
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that were actually
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not that fluffy.
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The fluffy bunnies
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started to jump
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without reason and
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began to eat
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the delicious soup
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of green cows
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and stupid threads
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are really funny
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. The soup tasted
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as delicious as
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bluecheese and liver
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puree. yuck said
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\"The really-non-fluffy-bunnies began\"
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to worship the
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weak and stupid
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big flying penguin
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not so stupid
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as the fat
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green cows that
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deleted A Thread
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of many nonsensical
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but important spam
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about holy penguins
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and green cows.
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. The mod then
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began to flatulently
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walk over the
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extremely fat, fluffy
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ass of xordan
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D D:D :D
hey someone link all of the posts toghether so we can recap on the story again. Im kinda lost story wise.. :(
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,he enjoyed it
:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
:):P;):]
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because mods are
(gulp, maybe this is not a good idea, it\'ll be sad if the story becomes deleted :P)
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uber leet mods
(feel better? :D)
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and we all
(last time i checked, the only mod that moderates this forum was female :rolleyes: )
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really love them
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. The bunnies were
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or weren\'t, that
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was really really
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a good question
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that lacked puncutuation.
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The beetle popped
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up from the
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beetle nest and
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began painting his
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blind smiling dog...
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who suddenly saw
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a pink squirrel
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wearing tight underpants
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and a large
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purple necklace. The
-
Squirel then proceded
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to the cafeteria
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where it payed
**Reply number 500! Do I get a price? :D**
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the serving hamster
-
an amazing amount
(wow,we\'re over the 500 posts already 8o )
-
of 3,5 trias
-
. But the hamster
-
did not wait
-
untill the squirrel
-
plucked a pigeon
-
and began to
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walk away from
-
the fluffy bunny.
-
Instead, the hamster
-
went to the gym
-
to lift 120kg
-
and find his
-
brother in law
-
eating his pidgeon
-
called Bobby Bebop.
-
The hamster then
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suddenly and with
-
a lot of
-
force, pounded the
-
brother on his
-
mouth stuffed with
-
stuffed wheat cream,
-
according to the
-
ingredients the cream
-
was a nuclear
-
reactor. Not just
-
ordinary grim cream
-
like you usually
-
eat. The brother
-
and the mother
-
and the pink
-
big little nucleair-reactor
-
were sitting around
-
a big White House
-
that was bombed
-
by saddam hussein.
-
What nobody knew
-
was that there
-
was a post-
-
apocalypse death ray
-
owned by bipolar-skitzophrenic(SP?)
-
and ortoplegic elephant,
-
that\'s cursed with
-
an eating disorder
-
so he can\'t
-
blow balloons anymore
-
. That is a
-
very wierd story.
-
Everyone went CRAZY !!!,
-
END OF STORY
(MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
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said the banner,
-
while the fool
-
replied by saying
-
THIS STORY SUCKS
-
while killing shangralah
-
and eating carrots.
(my 666\'th post :evil: :D)
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Suddenly everyone died.
-
The Friggin END
-
shouted people, but
-
EVERYONE WERE DEAD
-
No, because Xordan
-
really wasn\'t quite
-
aware of armageddon.
(LOL negating in story :D :P :rolleyes: )
-
So the camel
-
died like everyone.
(wasn\'t this story about bunny? ?()
-
But the undead
-
didn\'t die because
-
they were dead
-
or rather undead
-
like Draklar\'s brain
-
wich is smart
-
, unlike Xordan\'s. END.
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Originally posted by Draklar
END.
thought Dralkar\'s brain
-
is very evil
-
, rotten and not
-
big. Cabal ruled
**Com\'an Xordan!**
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everything, including Draklar,
-
and the naked-female-chese.
-
The pink bunny
-
made a big
-
slaughter on cabali.
-
However, the hamster
-
ate the bunny
-
which in turn
-
ate draklar and
-
absorbed Draklar\'s stupidity
-
now hes smarter
-
than the naked-female-cheese
-
also called \"Axsyrus\".
-
The stupid hamster
-
really pushed things
-
up on the
-
edge of the
-
cliff. The hamster
-
now walked towards
-
the white house
-
with a nuke
-
then killed everyone
-
except not-badgers and
-
all powerful mages.
-
because there paralyzed
-
from improper grammar
-
they died because
-
of some guy.
-
or some chick
-
who really knew
-
nothing at all.
(uhmm.. what did just die right now? the improper grammar?)
-
The bunny came
-
to kazamonchacastromozivika to
-
search for a
-
holy hand grenade
-
which exploded once
-
in my pants
-
and another time
-
in a gadda da vida.
-
Then the orgy
//bravo Davis! a 5 word 3 word story :rolleyes:
-
zzz zzz zzz
//dabogda gangrenu dobio na nozi pa ti kurac greskom odrezali
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and he awoke
-
and made a
//avallok no foul language! Hrvat?
-
big banana pie
-
wich he threw
-
at the impoperiate
-
time at everyone
-
when they were
//to lynx_lupo: yeh i am exep i dont live there
-
least expecting it
//duh!
// Avallok: good for you, I guess.
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to be hit
-
by bad grammar
-
the FBI then
//um ok.........
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ate the pie
-
and stuck his
-
head in the
-
turned on oven
-
and watched it
-
blow his head
-
lika a giant
-
exploding rat. However,
-
the headless FBI
-
he tasted good
-
made into FBI
-
pie, and thus
-
Killed everyone in
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the entire cone.
-
A frog survived
-
so he became
-
ruler of all
-
the noobs who
-
know little and
-
walked backwards forth
-
because they can\'t
-
correctly eat pie.
-
But then he
-
beat his wife
-
with a black
-
chunk of frenchbread
-
until she giggled
-
and kicked him.
-
The Pink Llama
-
was flat and
-
cranky, it was
-
worldwide kill a
-
wizard for mommy
-
and daddy season
-
, they worshiped Savion.
:D
-
However, Savion died
:tongue:
-
from drinking a
-
organometallic substance while
-
making a triple-axle
-
And then everyone
-
bought purple raindrops
-
to annoy the
-
microscopic orange elephants
-
and their cousins
-
who also were
-
on their way
-
to get some
-
nice purple raindrops.
-
but all-of-the sudden
-
the snake\'s hair
-
was a cow.
-
how the hell
-
?\", said the snake
-
Who sad MadCow?
-
and then the
-
n00b monster demon
-
killed all newbie\'s
-
AOL client software
-
and got Highspeed
-
nothing coz AOL
-
has an incredible
-
free spyware feature.
-
that doesn\'t work.
-
Next thing you
-
know, Savion resurected.
-
inside his coffin.
-
and dies again.
(who cares about periods :P)
-
Suddenly, a mongoose
-
tried using AOL\'s
// nearly whole story thus far: http://www.geocities.com/gothik_phantom/3words.htm
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super lag creation
-
resurection tool on
-
mode leet user
-
but didn\'t realise
-
that carried some
-
pop-up trojans from
-
the realm of
-
bonzi buddy\'s jungle.
-
Those pop-up Trojans
-
opened millions of
-
graves, exposing undead
-
Nintendo 64 consoles!!!
-
to every single
-
undead console that
-
didn\'t like monkeys
-
, which is weird
-
because everybody likes
-
monkeys becouse they\'re
-
lazy and pink
-
and of course
-
the most important
-
badger of all
-
the universal mice
-
eats monkey poo
-
sometimes i wonder
-
how long will
(i would write this nonsense continue)
-
bobo be sexy
-
but i know
-
he\'s really sexy
-
unless your male
-
in which case
-
bobo prefers to
-
slap you with
-
find your weak
-
(I am switching the two lasts posts to make more sense of them)
find your weakness and slap you with
-
*acts as if he wasn\'t the last one to add to the story*
a big fish
-
while singing \"MyWay\"
lol I did it MY WAY\" ahhaahah
-
but he missed
-
the flying rainworm
-
and landed in
-
a big pile
-
of monkey poo
-
that smelled like
-
crotch eating worms
-
and then he
-
Scooped up piles
-
of potato chips
-
stuck to his
-
hairy oversized feet
-
. Then Axsyrus went
-
to bang the
-
dirty dirty monkey
-
with his baseball-bat.
(bah, bobo you perverted dwarf-clown :P)
-
the monkey died
(wow great way to get outta that axsyrus)
-
and was revived
-
but died again
-
then came back
-
to fling poo
-
and hit Axsyrus
-
but Axsyrus swung
-
and hitted back
-
so it died
-
for eternity. However...
-
All wasn\'t over
-
his brother came
-
with dirty feet
-
that smelled bad
(could someone compile the whole story? )
-
and ate a
-
mushroom which was
-
poisoned with Izzy*dotgasses
(must be really REALLY bad for your health :D )
-
and then this
-
weird thing happened:
-
Fish killed everyone.
-
and then something
-
fishy happened to
-
eat, came out
(jeh, and I killed them all again with my uber baseball-bat +8 :D)
EDIT: don\'t post before I click submit Xordan :P
EDIT #2: punctuation bla bla, fix your stupid html splash code :P
-
and did a
-
triple salto. Now
-
fish smells bad
-
, really really bad
-
not just bad...
-
but really bad
-
really really bad
-
i mean BAD
-
Like deadly bad
-
but even worse
-
penguins were good!
-
They smelled worse
-
worse than crap
-
in summer heat.
-
but then a
-
monkey flung poo
(hmmm there seems to be a pattern to my posts)
-
into orbit around
-
someone\'s large momma
-
who urinated on
-
gay homosexual sheep
-
who were very
-
very badly constapaited
-
due to fibre
-
deduction in there
-
large intestines. The
-
big momma also
-
exploded due to
-
indigestion and the
-
sheep went *BOOM*
-
meenwhilein in a
-
Galaxy Far Away
-
luke and darth-vader
-
were fighting with
-
giant rubber dildos
-
over Lukes Mum
-
who moand loudly
-
and was hairy!
-
Darth-Vader hated Luke
-
because he had
-
A larger Lightsabre
-
than him.they
-
Shook hands, and
-
made out in
-
the bed with
-
Lukes sister watching
-
the insest intrgued
-
. After they finished,
-
Luke yelled at
-
the monkey, because
-
it was purple
-
with a reflecting
-
Face Warming Hat
-
which shined brightly
-
and not dimly
-
in my eyes
-
as people usualy
-
do coz they\'re
-
big crazy elephants
-
with giant penises
-
with imploding ears.
-
Now the ears
-
which hear only
-
the sound of
-
methane being ejected
-
with a saxophon
-
from behind the
-
Nanipaniwanga Retard Showerhandkerchief
-
who was a
-
old cackling maggot
-
who eats flesh
-
as a hobby
-
when it was
-
fresh as a
-
really...fresh thing
-
like a monkeys
-
giant pink finger
-
he puts it
-
in the gigantic
-
Tight pencil sharpener
-
and sharpens it
-
so it\'s sharp
-
and very pointy
-
meaning it can
-
stab eyes out
-
which hurts alot
-
like a horrible
-
...thing...that hurts
-
because it eviscerates
-
things with his
-
sharp butter knife
-
with pointy edges
-
right before he
-
does yogi, the
-
bunny stradles a(n)
-
quantum depth-charge
-
which then explodes
-
violently and aggresive.
EDIT: X(
-
Now the bunny
-
died and went
-
to the place
-
called \"Teh ?ber
-
known as hell
-
. This Uber place
-
was quite hellish
-
considering its overwhelming
-
amount of shotguns
-
and really nasty
-
blood sucking grasshoppers
-
and murderous penquins.
-
Although penguins like
-
nice places to
-
shoot people with
-
thermonuclear tricobalt devices
-
blowing their brains
-
into heart shaped
-
sugar candies. After
-
a gigantic duck
-
dressed in slimy
-
green dress full
-
of TNT bars
-
and annoying n00bs.
-
Suddenly Topato screamed,
-
And began to
-
bang his head
-
like heavymetal Rockers!!
-
His green mohawk
-
swayed with much
-
deliciously n00bish dance-patterns
-
to Green Jelly
-
and ate world
-
and looked at
-
hell. It now
-
rendered the cow
-
so.. now the
-
end text came
-
after the 1000-reply
-
even if it
-
get extremly rediculous.
-
(http://www.giustopeso.it/img/pringles.gif)
Once you pop
-
you\'ll be shot
-
.now story time.
-
Suddenly, fermionic tachyons
-
- does that mean
-
sprayed gangsta graffiti
-
upon the walls
-
are homosexual? Only
-
acraig knows how
-
how to clean
-
fish with a
-
digital, glowing spoon
-
. Acraig\'s pet trepor
-
blew a hole
-
in Moogies pet
-
as big as
-
draklar\'s cranium which
-
contains a really
-
poisonous stinky gas
-
However, this gas
-
is very homofilic
-
that means all
-
yellow sunglasses get
-
burned through into
-
monkeys that like
(could someone post the whole story here? plz?)
-
antidisestablishmentarianistic people with
// three word story (http://www.geocities.com/gothik_phantom/3words.htm)
-
a lemon addiction
lets go for 1000 posts people lol
this is the 940th :P
-
and a horrible
-
taste for young
-
green smily pinguins
-
. Moogie\'s pet cried
-
at the thought
-
of a slimy
-
green rotten banana
-
and it laughted
-
from sleep deprivation.
-
Whatever, as nobody
-
could see it,
-
because it had
-
to stop THIS >:(
-
insanely stupid and
-
absolutely funny even
-
-ly sided cube
-
, which was completely
ok, seriously people,
learn when to stop... whatever yer doing on that thread.
It\'s already 1/4 of the whole roleplaying forum
And to make it even more sad, that 1/4 is total nonsense
It\'s obvious that no one from you guys knows what is this story about. Just some 3 random words, that will make no sense with the ones few posts earlier.
but whatever, keep posting \'till it\'ll be half of roleplaying forum
-
green. Only the
-
inside was blue,
-
but this means
[Draklar] : i\'ll stop at the 1000th post [/Draklar]
-
that the inside
-
wasn\'t green so
-
as it was
-
rolling down the
-
hill, laughing out
-
on this green
-
patch of astroturf
-
as cream turtle
-
ate a large
-
overgrown piece of
-
ugly female cheese
-
growing out Rhino\'s
-
unusually large forhead.
-
frank likes cheese
-
as much as
-
excessively long threads
-
full of nonsensical
-
and rediculous ideas
-
that have no
-
periods. Always remember
-
to make elipses,
-
while on the
-
top of the
-
crystal highscore list
EDIT:
The story already made no sense before, so technically I did not break it. You can\'t break what\'s already broken, right? ;)
-
. We need galkards
-
to strike down
-
all devious devotees
-
with a single
-
melodramatic swipe that
-
would surely cause
-
an uprising of
-
rampaging insane penguins.
-
propelled by yeties...
-
into rich people
-
and thier pet
-
Rhinoceros infested hairs
-
. all-the-while the Pink Rabbit
-
slapped the hamster
-
with a bloody
-
Arm of a
(1000\'th post)!!
-
discombobulated, gory monkey
(congrats on 1000th post; discombobulated = confused)
-
whos tail was
-
a blindingly pink
-
, but his brain
-
STOPS THIS THREAD >:[
-
Then the Rabbit
-
Draws his sword
-
and commences to
-
slice newpie into
-
not so tiny
-
hearts. Suddenly a
-
Large pink Zebra
-
Charged the rabbit
-
,but the rabbit lept
-
and thrust his
-
(...)Sword into the
-
zebra\'s back. This
-
triggered a spell
-
that turned the
-
rabbit into a
-
Male Xacha who
-
really hated the
-
Cabal. He then
-
went to Hydalla
-
and vistited kada\'s
-
tavern, when something
-
hard hit his
-
head. He died.
-
When he arived
-
to the plane-of-death
(:p draklar)
-
in hell he
-
(issy edit out you post)
-
he found himself
(playing from serphet\'s since he posted first)
-
eating berry pie.
-
which is really
-
. a berry-pie of
-
Ressurection and immortality!
(jeh)
-
He then awoke
-
in kada\'s tavern.
-
but people didn\'t
-
depict the carcass
-
from any-other. He
-
then left for
-
a beer at
-
the Cabal Pub
-
. The drink was
-
delicious and poisoned
-
,however the xacha
-
didn\'t see the
-
fruity fingernails of
-
the ghey elf
-
that had already
-
married legolas today
-
but now also
(only one more post to go :D)
-
Had a Look
-
of deadly ugliness.
-
So they lived
-
happily in Gorogoroth
-
ever after. The
(lets put the horse outa its miserae or however it is tob e spelt)
-
, long needed, End.
-
anyone care to compile the story?
-
http://www.geocities.com/gothik_phantom/3words.htm
that is to the end of page 47 so just read on from there :/
-
Is it over?
(haha, three words still)
-
maybe? maybe not...
-
this story wasn\'t really Planeshift-related...
-
The story ended,
(Hate me!)
-
said the hovering
-
just let it rest...
-
It finally finished!!!! :D :D :D
Over 1000 replies to a post has got to be a record
-
pff.. at last, it was getting a bit too long.. even for me 8o
and yeah, it was pretty random.. maybe we could try something like this again in the future, but then planeshift related (more then 3 words though).
-
To be Continued....
P.S. Do you realy want to stop it?
-
well this is the biggest spam-thread I ever seen :P
-
spam??? it was all on topic
-
\"On Topic\" meaning \"completely worthless... stuff.\" It was amusing in a pathetic manner...
-
\"After a gigantic duck dressed in slimy green dress full of TNT bars and annoying n00bs Suddenly Topato screamed And began to bang his head like heavymetal Rockers His green mohawk swayed with much deliciously n00bish dance-patterns to Green Jelly and ate world and looked at hell.\"
Well I must say...that is very on-topic! :D
-
was still on topic, olthough increadibly stupid, if you dont like it dont read it :p
-
man the biggest spam thread in planeshift history is finally dead...oh well im sure someone will find somthing else to make a giant spam thread of...
-
wow, rl keeps me busy for a while and this thread finally reaches its end. well, here\'s the final compilation, which has been linked all over this thread, but im putting it here just for ease. :P
final compilation... (http://www.geocities.com/gothik_phantom/3words.htm)
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thanks Tall
-
*applauds* well done everyone. this tread is by far the biggest the forums have ever seen and will definaly go down as one of the most original. ill be sure to read it all later tonight, but now i have to get to school.
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Too bad its over now...
Maybe part 2?