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Gameplay => Guilds Forum => Topic started by: Auran on January 21, 2004, 08:15:46 am

Title: The Cabal: The Sixth
Post by: Auran on January 21, 2004, 08:15:46 am
Okay the new Cabal thread. Read and weep!

Headlines:

- The Cabal joining form is Kaput! We hate responders!
\"Were on it\", says management.

-Cabal kicks ass! General public rub aching butts:D

-Impending Doom:\" You\'ll find out sooner than you think\", say Cabal brass

-Sorry state of forums. New guild announcement thread generates most activity.

-Mirth leadership change: Mirth off cabal ignore list

in other stories:

-Cabali of the moment: Larien Carnesir
 Comment: Hmmmmm....heh!heh!;):D:P


- \"Princess isn\'t mine yet but I haven\'t given up hope\",says Auran

-Sigmakers: Savion & Co.

- Public: Auran doesn\'t look evil enough.
Auran: What the F****(stream of expletives)*?!!!X( I will have my revenge...



Anyhow:
Were back in action after the (prolonged)holiday season.

In conclusion:
You all will die miserably.
(don\'t you love precise posts :D)

Hasta La Vista!
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Post by: Xelon on January 21, 2004, 08:41:30 pm
yay! were back! death shall come swiftly to those that oppose us :P
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Post by: Davis on January 21, 2004, 09:02:48 pm
Welcome back, Auran. Glad Draklar can\'t hog the evil anymore. :P
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Post by: Xordan on January 21, 2004, 11:11:22 pm
Gone from these forums for a while maybe. But not dead like some people think. :D We\'re as alive as ever. :D
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Post by: Larien Carnes on January 22, 2004, 03:42:51 am
hehe ive yet to get a pm from you auron >_> ^_^ <_<

PS: I can picture auron without his glasses, and I think he\'d look pretty good :D
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Post by: Auran on January 22, 2004, 04:08:56 pm
An important notice:
From now on I\'ll be available to conduct serious guild business on sundays only. I regret the inconvenience but my workload just doubled. I will be around the rest of the week but I cannot guarantee that.

Moving on:::::

The Tragic history of Dr. Auran(Not to be confused with \"Faustus\" ):

My romantic career has been a string of tragedies:

Firstly Moogle is too scared to be my queen.

I don\'t know about Adrift. She might not really come back. Somebody is acting stubborn and preventing me from getting her back. I think the only way i\'ll ever get her back is by making a few heads roll. There\'ll be blood to it and I am not sure if she\'d like her kin dead on her account. Its a dilemma!!:(.

The princess, she doesn\'t like me;(. Just sad. Plain sad!

Kada is too high and mighty for the likes of me.
*whispers: And I am not one to spread rumours but i heard summin about that dwarf dude;) form OI, Xolon?.*

The other Ladies of PS haven\'t really afforded me the honour of a good aquaintance. They are too good to stop and spare a moment for the likes of Auran:(.

So all in all I am a sorry lover, spurned and scorned by the ones he loved and ridiculed by the world. Alas I would even have tried for Illy(even though she has a beard:D) but she is spoken for by Drillixer.

Fool I was to not listen to djagg. But how was I to know? I hoped, but when fate is contrary there\'s only so much a man can do.

Fin


But enough sad histories. Let me get back on agenda:


Draklar Hogging evil! \"Draklar\" and \"evil\" in the same sentence is bad syntax. \"Draklar\" and \"childish\", \"impulsive\", \"inconstant\", \"whimsical\" etc are fine but not \"evil\". That dear boy is anything but evil. Just like the princess, only male and with less sense:P.
BTW:
Where is he? Haven\'t seen him around. I get indigestion if I don\'t see him for long;). Show up sonny! Uncle Jimmy(the not so evil:P) is worried!


To Annah:
Ah good to hear from my good friend Annah again;). Excuse our Smeag..err..Savion here. You know we love to hear from you!

To Savion:
Don\'t worry Sav! Larien is all yours;) *rubs his hands and chuckles evilly*:D

To Larien:
Pardon me madam for not PMing and let me express my gratitude and embarrassment for your kind remark. You are too good that you judge me leniently. I would have PMed sooner but that form problem still exists. However I hope you will be so gracious as to allow me the opportunity of remedying my mistakes by notifying you of the status now. That said I\'d like to conclude by hoping to get to know you better in the future.

To Xordan:
About this form problem Xordan: Do you think we can get that form hosted with you? Can anyone script a form or will I have to learn to do that? Plus I can\'t access servegame.com. Do you think we should revert back to DK3.com for the timebeing?

A general note:
The time is well nigh mortals. Submit now and be spared the agony of a miserable death. The day of reckoning is near.
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Post by: Xelon on January 22, 2004, 07:48:46 pm
Xolon? that sounds like my name X(

anyway i shall be going for a while, i have loads of stuff to do :(  but when i come back hopefully cb will be out and that the cabal will be on the way to ruling the world 8)

goodbye.
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Post by: Auran on January 26, 2004, 03:43:27 pm
Let me first welcome Annah to the Corruption. Do you listen to all the yapping my friend? Thats yelping of  frightened puppies;) BTW: I\'ll need your email Id brother.

About pawns:
Who are we but pawns. I wield someone, someone wields  me. Its just a matter of time before you rise to being the next level player, but pawn one must always be. Plus the Cabali aren\'t nosy idiots that your guilds are so full of. They know what they need to know and donot ask for more. When a superior asks them to jump, the only thing they ask is \"How high?\". They know its a matter of time before they\'ll rise to command their own minions. And thats one reason why the Cabal is what it is;).

About Annah:
Can you really accuse Annah? He saw an opportunity and grabbed it. Its not like he signed a legal document to the effect of remaining what he was for the rest of his existence. Plus whats the point in being evil if you hold to absurdities like loyalty and morality and honour? The only thing that matters is gain. If it be gainful he\'ll stay with us, if not he\'ll backstab me and take over the Cabal. Its my duty, as an archvillian, to make it profitable for my associates to stick by me and not the obligation of my partners;). The DA failed at this. They counted on loyalty to hold them together! An evil man\'s loyalty is to his own skin and nothing else. ( Plus draklar joined them :rolleyes: :P which caused the suck\'O\'meter to overload but I digress:D).
All in all he did what any shrewd person would do and in his position i\'d have done the same. Infact I urge most of you to consider following in his footsteps. And soon, ere its too late and you find yourself following his footsteps anyway with the difference that you would be being dragged along in shackles.

The Blood Dawn is near my friends. Its up to you to believe me or not. Why suffer when you could be reaping the benefits of the corruption?
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Post by: lynx_lupo on January 26, 2004, 03:49:54 pm
hahaha :D
This should all get into an e-book! E-comic to be more precise, hehe. :D

Great writting Auran, as usual. :)
Title: - Join the Dark Pact -
Post by: Annah on January 27, 2004, 09:29:53 pm
Thanks Auran. You showed me a new path ... and I just followed it. And like always, you really knew how to handle words.
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Post by: Princess Aelya on January 28, 2004, 02:38:51 am
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Originally posted by Auran
\'preciate it Xord but don\'t bother. Its draklar talking man.\"DRAKLAR\";):D.
 BTW If the princess chooses to be his then I was probably wasting my time anyway;).


Ah good. You have finally realised that you are wasting your time trying to take me as your queen. I was wondering when it would finally sink in that I do not and will not even associate with your kind. Draklar is a better man than you will ever be Auran, I would sooner die fighting you alongside him...You can either continue to torture yourself between \"i love the princess\" and \"i shall destroy her\" or you can give up on the \"i love her\" part and move on with the other. Better yet, give up on both, there is no chance of either.

to annah: You old fool...I had a feeling you were up to something. I have a little something planned for you and your new \"friends\" who only wish to attach strings to you and and pull them. There is no major loss here. Things will fall into place regardless of Annah\'s betrayal.
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Post by: shadowmancer on January 28, 2004, 03:49:34 am
Auran
Pros:
...
Cons:
Is a perv

Draklar
Pros:
...
Cons:
Stubborn
Can\'t take a joke

I know, I can\'t see the good in people. But sorry to say this, Draklar has a fuller \"con\" list... what do you claim makes him better than Auran, besides his lack of pervship?
Then, of course,
Annah
Pros:
Easy to manipulate (is that a pro or a con?)
Cons:
Stupid
Disloyal
Has a name that causes confusion about his gender
Egocentric
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Post by: shadowmancer on January 28, 2004, 03:54:24 am
Hey, I like these pro/con lists. I think I\'ll do another.

Black Order:
Pros:
is old
Cons:
Has pretty much no members
Has pretty much no goals
has a fag leader
Never does anything
Barely exists anymore

Dark empire:
Pros:
Loyal members
Cons:
Not many members
Doesn\'t do much

Cabal:
Pros:
Is secretive
Does a lot of stuff
Has good leadership
Cons:
Sometimes is too public
Bad rep

Shadowhand:
Pros:
Is the best guild in existance
Cons:
...
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Post by: Draklar on January 28, 2004, 07:18:06 am
is it normal to call others \"fools\" while having cabali in council?
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Post by: shadowmancer on January 28, 2004, 04:25:43 pm
How well to you claim to know the Cabal, Draklar? I think I know them a lot better than you do. And I know that they are quite secretive (or at least Auran is). I also know that Auran leads the Cabal very well (when he\'s there). Have you ever been a member? I don\'t think so. Have you ever even talked to a member, or one of the corrupters? Doubtful. You aren\'t qualified to make any statements regarding the Cabal.
You are heareby under arrest for unliscenced mentioning of the cabal. :P
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Post by: Draklar on January 28, 2004, 04:39:45 pm
I talked with Xordan, Savion, Xelon and Adrift ingame
and you might notice that I also made a \"conversations\" with them on boards. But yea, doubtful.
Actually I talked with them more than you with me so...
you were saying something?
Title: The List
Post by: Savion on February 06, 2004, 02:32:46 pm
Well, as some of you have heard, Savion has been keeping a list. Savion figures he should make it public so that Savion\'s enemies at least have some chance. Savion will only edit this post when a name is added:

The List

Draklar, Warlord of the Dark Empire
Dameon, Legend of the Circle of Legends

You Have Been Marked, And Warned.
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Post by: Draklar on February 06, 2004, 03:18:39 pm
Wha???
Savion, what the hell is that?
I mean c\'mon...
why am I second on the list? I\'ve been both more cruel to you and started proving how stupid you are before Dameon did anything to you. And still I\'m second? That\'s unfair! X(
well... I still can change that :evil:
...
oh right, thanks for giving me the chance :rolleyes: :P

*reports Axsyrus as Onyx Dagger member to Jefecra*
you have been busted :]
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Post by: Auran on March 25, 2004, 05:42:01 am
*Blows piles of dust off the thread and brushes off cobwebs......*SPLAT*squishes a spider*

Anyhow you might have guessed why I bring out this mouldy old thread. The new one I can\'t see. I wonder what happened to it:rolleyes: *yeah as if I don\'t know*..*shakes fist at mods* Lousy buggersX(.  

Very well lets continue on this thread. A few deletions never hurt anybody. Especially not the Cabal. We have seen more than our share of them. *sigh!* The price of notoriety.

I also saw this thread had quite a few stars! Wooo! Go us!:D:P
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Post by: Draklar on March 25, 2004, 05:42:15 pm
oh! I have a question. Cabal seems to see loyality and friendship as weaknesses. May I know in what way those values between guild members can stop guild from taking over? Answer backed up with some facts would be nice to see...
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Post by: Vengeance on March 25, 2004, 11:09:38 pm
The Cabal:  Proof that 13 year old boys will join anything if it helps them feel like part of something. :-)

How you guys invent so much drama and intrigue from a game that you cannot do anything in is truly something to behold.

One business note: This forum is not a chatroom and I will delete posts that make it sound like it is.

- Vengeance
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Post by: Davis on March 26, 2004, 12:45:39 am
What exists before the game is a game in itself.
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Post by: Auran on March 26, 2004, 05:12:07 pm
Anyone like my new siggy?:P How is it compared to the old one?

Replies by order of priority:
(yes I know its unfair but we are evil, so mods and associated scum come first:rolleyes: Plus venge is sorta Cabali )
[refer. The Fabled \"HOMOEROTIC ADVENTURES OF VENGE\" by Dr. Auran Cragg:D,....which by the way was deleted promptly:P.]

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The Cabal: Proof that 13 year old boys will join anything if it helps them feel like part of something. :-)

How you guys invent so much drama and intrigue from a game that you cannot do anything in is truly something to behold.

One business note: This forum is not a chatroom and I will delete posts that make it sound like it is.


Well Venge boy:

Firstly let me say that the nice, though well deserved, words are appreciated. But it still doesn\'t do enough to remedy the \"ACCIDENTAL DELETION\" of the last thread. (yeah I heard about it ;)). But still, a good turn, though not much, still deserves another in return so i\'ll not post the stuff about you i was going to;):D.

About 13 year old boys liking something:
Even Senile old men with gout might like it. Hobble along into our guild and find out;).

And let me also add:
The game is not the junk you script. The game is what the players play. Without the players inventing the game, every game is just a bit of code which some fat guy wearing a star trek T shirt and eating a pizza wrote, along the guidelines some wierd nerdy guy with pimples (like Paxx) cooked up. So even if PS just outputed \"Hello word\" on a console, we probably would still have made a game out of it if the present community had existed.
But you guys in this case have have atleast done better. You have given the players hope that one day there might be a great game( and nothing appeals to gamers more than the hope of getting a free game;). )


As to how we do it its quite out of the scope of this discourse. Suffice to say moogle has some idea even if that is just an inkling. ( I think I told her some of the actual technicalities and facts but she apparently is too good natured to use them;). Now that I come to think of it Moogle knows too much for her own good. Off to wipe her memory. Up Up and Away!:D) Generally put, it requires good amount of tact and practice of herding people, like the silly goats they are, besides other things. I\'ll not discuss this in detail as it would not be to my advantage plus I don\'t like lecturing older people however ignorant they may be:P.


About that Business Note:
So you mean to say it shouldn\'t look like:

Auran has joined
Auran:\"22/m/crappyland here. Any females wanna chat?\"
Aelya left the room
Aendar:\"Hot guy looking for gal\"
BOT has joined
BOT:\"Click Here For hot pics\"
Kiern:\"Where are all the chicks dudes?\"
Larien has joined
Aendar:\" Hi Larien\"
Kiern: \"Hello Larien\"
Auran:\" I\'ll PM you\"

Awwww too bad:(. Ok boys you heard the man. No doing that here. Do it on the Calen Vakhar thread:D.

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What exists before the game is a game in itself.

You the man!, Man. You the boy with the big cojones. And now that you realise that we are the real game we\'ll start charging you. That\'ll be 50 bucks to the month, thank you.:D:D

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May I know in what way those values between guild members can stop guild from taking over? Answer backed up with some facts would be nice to see...

Clarify and you might get an answer.
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Post by: Draklar on March 26, 2004, 05:41:42 pm
clarify what? How can those values be weaknesses in an evil guild?
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Post by: Xanaroth on March 26, 2004, 05:52:18 pm
*yawns*

all big mouth talk, but we will see whom of you all is right when we all meet on the battlefield. can\'t wait to see those corpses:P
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Post by: Xordan on March 26, 2004, 06:26:19 pm
I take it your not in a guild?? If not then you\'ll have to wait your turn. :D

(Wait... this is going to turn into idle chatter again. :D)
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Post by: Auran on March 26, 2004, 06:46:20 pm
I\'ll get to Drak presently but first I have an announcement to make:

I am hereby adopting the title \"the white\" so i\'ll be called:

Auran The White

I figured calling someone the white makes em Uber. I mean look at Gandalf. He was called Gandalf the Grey when Saruman beat the crap out of him and he fell off a bridge down a hole and died. Then he was called \"The white\" and suddenly he was this l33t godlike guy. So I reckoned \"Why not? Thats worth a shot. Gandalf pulled it off and he was an ass\". Therefore I am now \"Auran the white\".:P:). Also explains the white sig.

Drak brotha:
I\'m not in the mood for serious explanations today. Maybe some other time. I\'ll keep it in mind. Okay?


BTW this guy Xanaroth raises some questions:

Who\'s Xanaroth? Whose side is he on? Why is he here? Who let him in? Why is he yawning? Whats Big mouth talk? How is it different from small mouth talk? Why would we meet on a battlefield? Is there going to be a party on the battlefield? Is this going to be a hooker party? Why is a hooker party being held on a battlefield? Why can\'t motel rooms be booked? Where is this battlefield? Can I take the bus thither? What route number bus will take me to the battlefield? Do i need to bring something along? Can I bring some friends? Can I be the bouncer? Can I be the bouncer with floozies? Can someone pick me up an hour before the shindig? Why does Xanaroth think there will be corpses at the party? This is not one of those Snuff fetish parties is it?
And most importantly: Will any of the ladies care to be my date? Moogle (yeah moogle. bite me Sep:P)? Kada? Aelya? Windra? Larien? Grono?Any other girl I might have missed? Even Illy(so she has a beard. Get over it!:D)? Maybe some other guy posing as a girl?

Answer me these and pay me $199.73 and i\'ll be at this party dot on time
:P:P:D
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Post by: Draklar on March 26, 2004, 06:54:46 pm
Xanaroth is a Merc
anyway, sorry Jim, but if there\'s a bloodshed party, Aelya is coming there with me :O
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Post by: Auran on March 26, 2004, 07:16:13 pm
Can\'t I tag along with you guys and sit and dance between you two :P.
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Post by: Xanaroth on March 26, 2004, 08:01:36 pm
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Originally posted by Auran

Who\'s Xanaroth? Whose side is he on? Why is he here? Who let him in? Why is he yawning? Whats Big mouth talk? How is it different from small mouth talk? Why would we meet on a battlefield?


:| this is just crazy, you are asking so many.... you must have a lot of spare time to think off that ammount of stupid questions that dont make any sence at all.

about who i am? i\'m xanaroth:P you will get to know me a lot better when school is over, cause i have exams now and test for the nxt school to see if i can go there or not, so i dont have much time for forums etc.
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Post by: Xordan on March 26, 2004, 09:44:00 pm
Oh, all those questions make perfect sense to me. And maybe they arn\'t stupid and will be very relevant in the future. Who knows???......
 :D
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Post by: snow_RAveN on March 27, 2004, 01:57:13 am
any way auran you could just kill dark on the battlefield and take your princes but moodle will just heal em and he\'ll come after you and so on so forth and Xanaroth can have his dead bodies to do as he pleases ( sexual if he wants to ...:D:D:D)
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Post by: snow_RAveN on March 27, 2004, 03:18:07 am
just cause youz thinks youz an elf youz think youz are better than us humans !

Wrong pointy ears ! in another 2000 years or so we humans will have weapons of mass destrucition and space ships and battle armour and what will you guys have after 2000 thousand years ? a lousy 2 bit bow and arrow set with suction cups that have MADE IN CHINA stamped on them thats what !
we will crush you lika the bug that you are * cue evil laugh track *
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Post by: Auran on March 27, 2004, 03:40:47 am
WooT ! Racist remarks! The third most evil kind of remark there is:P. Lets have more racial discrimination I say! Personally not being any race I don\'t care who lampoons who but frankly I am of the opinion that A-grade mickey can be taken out of Elves;).

On a side note:
 Snow_Raven is Cabali for the less informed. I recently recieved his form submission. But Snow I remeber tellinmg everyone what you perhaps missed. It is this:

The Cabal form is temporarily non functional. It sometimes gets through but does not guarantee reciept. Therefore I urge all prospective Cabali to post on the Cabal forums for joining up. Post an application on the \"General\" thread specifying name, race, profession, alignment. Sensitive info don\'t post. We\'ll ask you that later. Good Luck.

So SnowR please do the same or else most other guild members wont know you are cabali.


the Forum link is here:

http://forums.the-cabal.com

personal info:
I will be going into hibernation again for the next few weeks. College work is unshirkable in the final year. So see you people I know and love a couple\'o weeks later.
Bye Bye.

PS:
 \"Auran the White\". Know it.
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Post by: Davis on March 27, 2004, 04:05:03 am
When he became fully evil, Sarumon was Sarumon of Many Colors, not Sarumon the White. But then he got his ass kicked by Gandalf the White, so I guess White is better than Many Colors.
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Post by: Draklar on March 27, 2004, 09:19:53 am
hmm.... interesting... if this keeps on and every single idiot from PS community will be joining cabal then this guild might actually become powerful someday.
Unless to be powerful you need brain cells - in this case there\'s nothing to worry about...
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Post by: seperot on March 27, 2004, 09:37:39 am
yea all they need is you draklar and there collection is complete :P
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Post by: snow_RAveN on March 27, 2004, 09:45:41 am
if cabal was idoitic, we wouldnt want to rule the world its too much trouble as it is ... :D

ive got an IQ of 130 dark-lark and ive got a cert to prove it

besides it\'s only a game stuff happens for all we know draklar may be suffering from necrophilia, annah\'s guild may swell in numbers and rule all of PS or maby auran will get his princess :P ... hmmm Better yet my posts will stop getting deleted :D:D:D:D


[edit] lots of typos here
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Post by: Draklar on March 27, 2004, 09:57:38 am
yea, and I have something to prove what I said - every single post made by you in this thread.
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Post by: AendarCallenlasse on March 27, 2004, 10:11:17 am
Auran:

Comgratulations....the Cabal really is a threat.  As the saying goes: \"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.\"

Yes....comgratulations is a word.
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Post by: Xordan on March 27, 2004, 11:15:24 am
lol, we\'ve been a threat for ages. :D And you need to edit that saying, it\'s more like: \"Never underestimate the power of lots of people lead by 4 evil guys all with IQ\'s above the 140 mark.\"  :D
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Post by: snow_RAveN on March 27, 2004, 12:25:34 pm
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Originally posted by AendarCallenlasse

Yes....comgratulations is a word.

yeah its a word with a non-existant meaning ... ....
go look up a dictionary or visit here if you dont belive http://www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/search?p=comgratulations+&x=25&y=16

other words with non-existant meaning include pcraol, Fugxxits and Reeeeeeedbos

for other words with non-existant meanings talk to darklar or aendar i hear their good at this stuff :D:D:D
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Post by: AendarCallenlasse on March 27, 2004, 12:43:24 pm
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if cabal was idoitic, we wouldnt want to rule the world its too much trouble as it is ...  

ive got an IQ of 130 dark-lark and ive got a cert to prove it

besides its only a game stuff happens for all we know draklar may be suffering from necrophilla, annah\'s guild may swell in numbers and rule all of PS or maby auran will get his princes  ... hmmm Better yet my posts will stop getting deleted


idoitic - idiotic
wouldnt - wouldn\'t
its - it\'s
ive - I\'ve
necrophilla - necrophilia
maby - maybe
princes - princess

You\'re hardly in the right position to correct other people\'s mistakes.[/COLOR]
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Post by: Draklar on March 27, 2004, 12:46:57 pm
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Originally posted by AendarCallenlasse

princes - princess

maby (:P) he means that Auran is gay? It could be plural from \'prince\' you know ;)
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Post by: AendarCallenlasse on March 27, 2004, 12:49:10 pm
Ah....you\'re right.  My mistake.  ;)
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Post by: snow_RAveN on March 27, 2004, 01:01:04 pm
hmm ... yeah good point but ive got a book with the meaning of alot of words beside me and i was never good at spellin !  i blames it on dyslexia !

heres a basic summary of it

Dyslexia is a brain-based type of learning disability that specifically impairs a person?s ability to read. These individuals typically read at levels significantly lower than expected despite having better than normal intelligence. Although the disorder varies from person to person, common characteristics among people with dyslexia are difficulty with phonological processing (the manipulation of sounds) and/or rapid visual-verbal responding

and again no i did not make this up. its all true ! in fact go look it up on the net if you really dont belive me
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Post by: Draklar on March 27, 2004, 01:06:26 pm
*blinks*
I know what Dyslexia is. Few of my friends have it.
But the point is,
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You\'re hardly in the right position to correct other people\'s mistakes.


hmm.... should I mention that english ain\'t my native language? :rolleyes:[/color]
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Post by: snow_RAveN on March 27, 2004, 03:17:18 pm
hmm me to my native language is chinese as iam singaporean .. i  would write some chinese words for ya but it\'ll show up funny
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Post by: Draklar on March 28, 2004, 02:42:49 pm
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Originally posted by Draklar
maby (:P) he means that Auran is gay? It could be plural from \'prince\' you know ;)

yup, must be it. After spending some time on cabal forums, here\'s what I noticed:
So I think I know who those princes are.
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Post by: CorrupterBurzum on March 28, 2004, 07:01:59 pm
We are going through steps to straighten our forums. Thank you for your concern.
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Post by: Draklar on March 28, 2004, 08:03:33 pm
no, we need more people to join the noble cause of SMC so we can fight the gheyness of cabal :P
Straight shall prevail!
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Post by: Draklar on March 28, 2004, 08:31:55 pm
it\'s comment about cabal forums and it\'s pure truth. connected with cabal, whatever. In what way it\'s spam?
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Post by: Draklar on March 28, 2004, 09:04:17 pm
show me one point that isn\'t truth.
So let\'s see:
I stated my opinion about state of cabal. Followed it with facts taken from your forums. You call it spam.

The thing that it sounds like it sounds is just because of stuff you guys post on your forums. If that\'s the way you let them go, it\'s your problem. But don\'t call spam post where it\'s pointed out (The more that it\'s made with normal language, not \"roflmao\")
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Post by: CorrupterBurzum on March 28, 2004, 09:25:39 pm
Well, that\'s an interesting outlook on how our forums look, but I\'m sure most people would disagree. I encourage all to take a look.
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Post by: Monketh on March 29, 2004, 04:57:53 am
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Originally posted by CorrupterBurzum
Your opinion is \"The Cabal is made up of gay people\". You supported it with out of context quotes, using a dubious definition of the word \"filled\", and make suggestions about our sexual preferences


*Sits back and watches the entertainment*
*Buys a bag of Auran\'s Ultra Popcorn(tm) off of Auran*
*munches*


You do realize it was part of his joke and he really wasn\'t serious...

...right?

This is turning into a flame war, an fun to watch one, but a flame war none-the-less.  You\'re just mad he burned you so badly. :P

Besides, the last time I checked most people had a right to act annoyingly and idiotically.  If we didn\'t, the entire human race would be under arrest.   :rolleyes:
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Post by: Draklar on March 29, 2004, 05:19:17 pm
Well if someone is weak enough to get fooled by Auran\'s words then he wouldn\'t be welcome in the Dark Empire anyway...

and war already started... and ended...
The one between CV and cabal. I still don\'t see why it was started in the first place, but then again trying to find logics in cabal movements :rolleyes:
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Post by: DarknesS on March 29, 2004, 09:14:19 pm
I looked in their forum and it\'s really true, that there are gay post or at least it\'s very much spam...

Though i consider joining the cabal (no i am not a gay!)
but cabal is the only guild that:

Sees the game only as game (the just play to have fun) and not as kind of holy grail

They have no rules how long you have to be active a day / week ...
/*

have you ever considered that people exits that have also other things to do than playing planeshift...

*/

Or do you know any other guild that doesn\'t care for the time you are active?

The only reason I join a guild at all is the guildwar! I read that it\'s possible to stay out of every fight and there are not very much PvP areas and most people don\'t want much PvP so what can you do better than to join the most hated guild if you want to fight?
(

So I\'m really looking forward to kill you and all \"good\" guilds ... also I\'ll kill every Gay Cabal (If some exist) that dare to talk to me.


though discussing about spam is spamming
talking about spam is spamming
redistributing spam is spamming (quoting,...)
...

And I\'ll kill every spammer if this is possible ...

*Talking to myself*:
I really need nuclear weapons to kill these spammers they are just too much,
NO!!
I need something bigger!!!
Yes Anti-Matter weapons ( have you ever calculated how many energy antiprotons can set free? No? here\'s the solution:
4.3 x 1013 cal per gram of antiprotons)

http://
http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ka_fucking_boom/hbomb.html
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Post by: Draklar on March 29, 2004, 09:22:58 pm
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Originally posted by DarknesS
Or do you know any other guild that doesn\'t care for the time you are active?

I don\'t know any guild that will do anything more than place \"inactive\" text next to your profile. And still only if you won\'t show any sign of life for 2 - 4 weeks. And rest of guilds won\'t even care :P
I don\'t think there is any guild that will kick you for inactivity.
oh, and there will be free PvP areas
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Post by: Moogie on March 29, 2004, 10:13:03 pm
I like Aendar more and more every day. :)


Ok kids, playtime is over. This is a guild thread. You should be posting important info about the guild, recruitment, news, etc. Not talking about same-sex marriages and arguing with Draklar. That\'s what you have your own forums for, so PLEASE take it there and stop making this place look like hell. You are the only people who do it... these forums don\'t spam themselves, you know. If you have nothing constructive to say, please, don\'t post.

Snow_Raven, things have changed since you were last here. I\'d advise you quit your \'spam compaign\' before you get banned like Whemyfield and Gumster. We do not tolerate it any more.


Any more of this stupid OT discussion, or insults, or spam after this post gets deleted indescriminantly.

Back on topic.




[Edit: Yes, they are gone forever from the forums. :)]
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Post by: Auran on March 31, 2004, 07:23:43 pm
I am cabali so I must be on Topic.
Here Goes:

Update:

\"Annah had infiltrated Cabal\"
WOOT????!! I ask you?.:P:D.

\"He thinks Cabal didn\'t know\"
heh! heh! So i guess You know all about us then;). Well discuss it with the princess over a glass of wine why don\'t you:D. Buy the wine from me. Try rat wine

impromptu Advertisement
(One of Auran\'s many money making schemes;):P)
       
AURAN\'S RAT WINE.
Only the Finest Rats from France since 1753.
Handpicked and squished by 22 French stereotypes who wear banded black and white T shirts and berets with red neckerchiefs and go \"Ah! Le Rat is Le Exquisite! haw haw haw!\"

:D:D

BTW:
 I also liked Aendar more day by day but they called me gay:P. :D
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Post by: Xordan on April 01, 2004, 12:58:31 am
Notice: We\'re at war with defenders.
*insert evil rant of distruction etc.*
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Post by: Kiern on April 01, 2004, 01:07:20 am
Cool man, is it like a real war, like, destroy the guild or just another \"throw insults\" wussy one? :P
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Post by: Auran on April 01, 2004, 05:16:57 am
Ah davis spare me the blushes!!:P

But if you love us so brother why do you deprive us of your company? Join us and let Mirth wallow in its own squalor. Why bother? They aren\'t worth it anyway.


Kiern man interested in joining the war from the Cabal side? You know I am not talking about buying the bism out yet;). Come on dude. You are member of OI and they are all but comatose.(what with female leadership and all:P. haven\'t you noticed how all TV shows with female leads suck. Sheena! Xena! I mean whats with the crappy names?) . The Cabal is far better plus we have Hooker parties on and off;):D.
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Post by: Draklar on April 01, 2004, 06:10:58 am
cool! Thou declared a war against someone allied with Blitzers and Mirth. And few more guilds art waiting for opportunity to cut thy throats.
Wanna a cookie now or to be laughed at?
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Post by: Xordan on April 01, 2004, 06:33:17 am
I think the cookie sounds fun, but only after I\'ve killed some people. ;)
As for Blitzers and Mirth, we\'ll see. :)
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Post by: Kada-El on April 01, 2004, 01:44:20 pm
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Originally posted by Auran
You are member of OI and they are all but comatose.(what with female leadership and all:P

Very short sighted of you Auran to believe that activity should be gauged by how much one posts on a particular forum. Classic spammer syndrome.

Don\'t single me out, or my guild for your petty flames and insults Auran, especially if you have no understanding of the bigger picture :P
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Post by: Kiern on April 01, 2004, 02:36:41 pm
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Originally posted by Kada-El
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Originally posted by Auran
You are member of OI and they are all but comatose.(what with female leadership and all:P

Very short sighted of you Auran to believe that activity should be gauged by how much one posts on a particular forum. Classic spammer syndrome.


Right.  That\'s what they have me for :P

I have The BISM to keep me busy otherwise, if I didn\'t have other better commitments Auran, I would help out...no doubt there  8o
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Post by: Auran on April 01, 2004, 08:22:05 pm
Ah kada lighten up:P. You know I like to bug people. Don\'t take it seriously. I just throw in the chauvinism bit for added fun. Could you ever think I might actually have something against you or the OI? I don\'t have anything against Draklar and he\'s not even pretty like you;).

Routine rants. Designed to bug, but not too much, as I feel they have done this time. make no mistake I\'ll have the OI in time. Lord knows I have had most of what I wanted. But that involves no deliberate hostilities against one so likeable as you I might add;).

BTW join kiern man or i\'ll sue you for harrassment. :D
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Post by: Kada-El on April 01, 2004, 09:48:24 pm
Yeah, sorry Auran, I just didn\'t find the chauvinism, or the digs much fun, probably due to a lot of the posts I\'ve seen around here recently with homophobic attitudes etc, I guess put me on the defensive and wound me up a bit.

At least I only posted the censored mild reply ;)
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Post by: Kiern on April 01, 2004, 10:46:31 pm
heheh...Kada can do much worse, I love it :D

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Originally posted by Auran
BTW join kiern man or i\'ll sue you for harrassment. :D


It was an accident I swear! 8o
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Post by: Monketh on April 01, 2004, 11:06:16 pm
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Originally posted by Draklar
cool! Thou declared a war against someone allied with Blitzers and Mirth. And few more guilds art waiting for opportunity to cut thy throats.
Wanna a cookie now or to be laughed at?


Rangers will assume a neutral stance until called upon by it\'s allies.

Btw, Nice rants Auran! :D

Xordan could use some improvement though... :P
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Post by: Sangwa on April 02, 2004, 01:36:26 am
 Bah why do people bother, Cabal you are a lost cause. Although a great source of entertainment, this is a game so... Thanks for doing that role. You need some recongizance (or something like that, the idea is what matters the most :P) once in a while, or you will get depressed.
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Post by: Xordan on April 02, 2004, 01:39:11 am
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Bah why do people bother, Cabal you are a lost cause.


Yes, I agree, we have more active members than most guilds, which natually backs that up. :D
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Post by: Draklar on April 02, 2004, 04:12:18 pm
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Originally posted by Xordan
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Bah why do people bother, Cabal you are a lost cause.


Yes, I agree, we have more active members than most guilds, which natually backs that up. :D

can\'t find sensible connection between quote and the post itself -_-
anyway I agree... of course every guild that has at least one member has more active members than most guilds... considering the number of created, yet completely inactive guilds...
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Post by: druke on April 08, 2004, 04:06:23 pm
that forum is just a front

edit: my enlgish is bad
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Post by: Savion on April 26, 2004, 06:31:03 pm
Well Well Well. Betcha thought you\'d never hear from Savion again, but he is back with a shiney new badge.

You are looking at the new Public Relations manager for the Cabal. Now, just because Savion is back, it does not mean a wave of senseless spam is returning to the guild forums. Savion needs to be able to talk to you people and not get banned. If anyone feels Savion is stepping over the line of \'interesting chat\' to \'needless spam\', please PM Savion about it. Now, for the news at 9.

The Cabal Rock Your Sox[/u]
  You can\'t deny it. Enough said.

Cabali Promotions
  Yours Truely. Hey, someone needs to give speeches due to the loss of Auran (Anyone want to give speech lessons?).

Cabal Ingame!?!?
  You thought you were safe by avoiding the forums... but you were wrong. CB is coming and we will be prepared.

In other news[/u]
  Savion = Heartbroken
  \'Oh Larien, Why did you have to go!?
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Post by: Xordan on April 26, 2004, 06:46:58 pm
Heh, not bad for a first time. :)

I would also like to annouce our merging with SotS guild. Together our numbers will make us one of the largest guilds in PS.

(Yes that\'s right, we\'re accepting bribes to be our friends. :D)

*Holds out the $$ bucket*
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Post by: Draklar on April 26, 2004, 07:00:27 pm
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Savion = Heartbroken
\'Oh Larien, Why did you have to go!?
crying after someone that doesn\'t exist? oh my... almost feel sorry for ya there ;( :P
Quote
I would also like to annouce our merging with SotS guild. Together our numbers will make us one of the largest guilds in PS.
grats on getting two new members...
I would also like to add that that\'s exactly what I told SotS that will happen (that cabal will take over them), but did anyone believe Drak? noooooo of course not :]
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Post by: Xordan on April 26, 2004, 07:05:07 pm
They offered to merge with us. It was their idea. So thanks for the nudge. We get around 24 members, although naturally they arn\'t all active, that would be lying to say they were. :) But come Cb, they may awaken. :D
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Post by: Draklar on April 26, 2004, 07:16:40 pm
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Originally posted by Xordan
They offered to merge with us. It was their idea. So thanks for the nudge.

yea yea, I told them that they won\'t be able to function on their own, but they were like \"nooo.... we are too strong\" and stuff like that :P
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Post by: Xalthar on April 26, 2004, 11:06:53 pm
who on earth are SotS? :P
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Post by: Davis on April 26, 2004, 11:12:42 pm
Sons of the Serpent, an evil guild that tried to ally with Cabal and Black Order. Annah never followed up on his invitation.
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Post by: Xalthar on April 27, 2004, 12:27:05 am
never heard of them..
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Post by: Altharion on April 27, 2004, 12:43:30 am
few has.
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Post by: Davis on April 27, 2004, 12:44:44 am
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Originally posted by Xalthar
never heard of them..

That\'s because I summerized their entire guild history in my above post. There wasn\'t much to hear.
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Post by: Dameon on April 27, 2004, 04:17:03 pm
hmmm, another guild under the guise of the Cabal. Well, good luck I guess ;)
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Post by: Savion on April 27, 2004, 06:00:47 pm
Why does a guild merger get constantly looked down upon? It benefits everyone, taking away another competing guild for the general guild community and adding member count to the newly formed guild.
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Post by: SaintNuclear on April 27, 2004, 07:10:55 pm
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Originally posted by Savion
[...] and adding member count to the newly formed guild.


Wich is exactly why they don\'t like it.
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Post by: Savion on April 28, 2004, 04:20:52 pm
Savion doesn\'t see why not. Apparently Draklar thinks we only gained 2 members. If we are only getting 2, people shouldn\'t have a problem right? :D
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Post by: Draklar on April 28, 2004, 04:59:48 pm
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Originally posted by Savion
Apparently Draklar thinks we only gained 2 members.
that is considering they are more active than ingame and on forums...
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Post by: Savion on April 28, 2004, 05:13:56 pm
Savion\'s point is, under the knowledge that the general guild community has, our guild mergers only are benefitial by elminating competition.
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Post by: Savion on May 10, 2004, 04:37:36 pm
News, News, and more News. Where does a Savion start? :D

New Members!
Well, The Cabal are awesome. And as an effect of The Cabal being awesome, we get tons of members! Here are the most recient additions to the Cabal:

Terratius
Barbados
Agnarok
Nebulosis
Conholio

In Other News
Ultimate Destruction? \'Eh... why not?\'

Surely you have all began to realize that the Cabal are not going anywhere anytime soon. We have begun the reign that we promised, but note believed. Bet you guys feel pretty stupid right about now for doubting our power.

Have a nice day :D
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Post by: TheRedMonk on May 10, 2004, 05:58:01 pm
I met Conholio ingame the other day...he was humping everybody in the temple....
Fear the cabal!
...
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Post by: lynx_lupo on May 10, 2004, 06:32:26 pm
Cool, we can\'t have a too polar comunity.
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Post by: Xordan on May 10, 2004, 06:35:28 pm
Quote
Originally posted by TheRedMonk
I met Conholio ingame the other day...he was humping everybody in the temple....
Fear the cabal!
...



I don\'t know about you, but I would be scared if an A-sexual Kran tried to hump me. But each for his own. :P
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Post by: Savion on May 11, 2004, 04:29:49 am
Savion rather likes when A-sexual krans hump him thank you very much ;P (j/k).
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Post by: seperot on May 11, 2004, 09:49:51 am
kran porn.....o.o the cabal just get stranger and stranger

i thought you liked getting whiped with womens belts savion :D
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Post by: Dameon on May 11, 2004, 02:04:14 pm
Read his location seperot :D
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Post by: snow_RAveN on May 12, 2004, 07:12:12 am
when we rule the world can we put every 1 we dont like on a floating iceberg ?
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Post by: Savion on May 12, 2004, 01:50:39 pm
Hmmm... you might want to ask Xordan about that one. You can probably do it to all those we didn\'t put on the elf farm >:D and only if the iceburg is floating in a vat of non-ice melting acid.
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Post by: snow_RAveN on May 12, 2004, 02:12:43 pm
na i changed my mind i sticking to the old way nothing works best then that slow roasting fire :D
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Post by: Savion on May 17, 2004, 02:15:57 pm
Savion has to disagree. Where would the world be without chainsaws?
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Post by: snow_RAveN on May 17, 2004, 02:45:49 pm
chainsaws remind me of WH 40K but if it also doubles up as a flame thrower i dont mind :D
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Post by: Zephyrus on May 17, 2004, 02:49:50 pm
hmmm spamming your own thread now?
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Post by: snow_RAveN on May 17, 2004, 02:53:29 pm
dude we have always spamed on our threads look at our fourms !

iam Glad i cleared that up :D
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Post by: Savion on May 17, 2004, 02:56:09 pm
*shrugs shoulders*

eh, why not spam our own threads? Savion believes that on topic means \'the current topic\'. The thread might have started out one way, but now the topic has changed, so now that topic is OT. So, if you think about it that way, there is no spam ;p
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Post by: Xordan on May 17, 2004, 04:21:33 pm
I don\'t think the average person here is smart enough to work that out. :D
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Post by: Savion on May 18, 2004, 04:08:39 am
Ya can\'t blame Savion for trying.

*looks around*

Hey, stop pointing fingers! Don\'t blame Savion!
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Post by: Xordan on May 23, 2004, 08:45:24 pm
lol, hey Auran. u won most charismic person in the ps awards :D
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Post by: TheRedMonk on May 23, 2004, 09:15:10 pm
You guys should be proud of your leader Xordan...he won an award that I forgot the name of... :D
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Post by: Draklar on May 23, 2004, 09:25:06 pm
the least trustworthy... *nods*
and 2nd in using smileys...
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Post by: Auran on May 24, 2004, 04:17:01 am
What!!Where!!

*wipes a tear*
You love me! You really love me!!!
* Takes out a 400 page folio*
And now i\'d like to thank some people.......
*gets pelted by eggs*
On second thought i will not:P.

What do I get?? A date with KADA? 17.33 bucks? A cool sword that has \"yo Mama!!\" engraved on the hilt? What? what? what? :P
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Post by: Savion on May 24, 2004, 02:06:52 pm
er.... our undying gratitude?
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Post by: Sangwa on May 24, 2004, 09:54:29 pm
 You get our congratulations. And maybe some bragging rights :P. Oh yeah and Cabal\'s members undying gratitude.
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Post by: elscouta on May 25, 2004, 06:57:56 pm
A speech! A speech! A speech! A speech! A speech! A speech!

We want an Auranian speech!!!!!

:)
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Post by: Kada-El on May 25, 2004, 07:40:11 pm
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Originally posted by elscouta
We want an Auranian speech!!!!!

We do?! Speak for yourself :P
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Post by: lynx_lupo on May 25, 2004, 08:44:23 pm
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Originally posted by Kada-El
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Originally posted by elscouta
We want an Auranian speech!!!!!

We do?! Speak for yourself :P

We do! Speak for yourself :P
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Post by: Monketh on May 25, 2004, 09:33:17 pm
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Originally posted by lynx_lupo
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Originally posted by Kada-El
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Originally posted by elscouta
We want an Auranian speech!!!!!

We do?! Speak for yourself :P

We do! Speak for yourself :P


*speaks for himself*:Aye, We want an Auranian speech! :P
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Post by: dorbian on May 25, 2004, 09:39:45 pm
NO DON\'T, his speaches are way to long, and he will thank that dead monkey in his head, this is goin the wrong way, we should not allow this kind of sick thinking in here, no matter how evil you are, this is just INSANE.

And to stay on topic CABAL SUX, we will crumble you when we see you.
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Post by: Mindari on May 25, 2004, 10:49:20 pm
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Originally posted by Monketh
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Originally posted by lynx_lupo
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Originally posted by Kada-El
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Originally posted by elscouta
We want an Auranian speech!!!!!

We do?! Speak for yourself :P

We do! Speak for yourself :P


*speaks for himself*:Aye, We want an Auranian speech! :P


and me :P
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Post by: druke on May 25, 2004, 11:18:35 pm
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Originally posted by Mindari
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Originally posted by Monketh
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Originally posted by lynx_lupo
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Originally posted by Kada-El
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Originally posted by elscouta
We want an Auranian speech!!!!!

We do?! Speak for yourself :P

We do! Speak for yourself :P


*speaks for himself*:Aye, We want an Auranian speech! :P


and me :P


AYE!!!  :P
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Post by: SaintNuclear on May 25, 2004, 11:43:26 pm
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Originally posted by dorbian
NO DON\'T, his speaches are way to long, and he will thank that dead monkey in his head, this is goin the wrong way, we should not allow this kind of sick thinking in here, no matter how evil you are, this is just INSANE.

And to stay on topic CABAL SUX, we will crumble you when we see you.

And you guys say we got n00bs in our guild :rolleyes:
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Post by: Xordan on May 26, 2004, 12:12:58 am
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Originally posted by druke
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Originally posted by Mindari
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Originally posted by Monketh
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Originally posted by lynx_lupo
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Originally posted by Kada-El
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Originally posted by elscouta
We want an Auranian speech!!!!!

We do?! Speak for yourself :P

We do! Speak for yourself :P


*speaks for himself*:Aye, We want an Auranian speech! :P


and me :P


AYE!!!  :P


AYE AYE!!! :P

Quote
Originally posted by dorbian  
we will crumble you when we see you.


You mean: we will crumble when we see you. :P
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Post by: dorbian on May 26, 2004, 09:41:54 am
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Originally posted by SaintNuclear
And you guys say we got n00bs in our guild :rolleyes:


Uhh YEAH, alot of them.


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Originally posted by Xordan
You mean: we will crumble when we see you.


No, we will not crumble when we see you, oh wait when we see that outfit of yours we might, but only if we can\'t stop laughing.
But then again, we all will when i will destroy this world, so eventually we also will, after you where crushed to little pieces of dust.
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Post by: snow_RAveN on May 26, 2004, 11:40:15 am
Hey Hey dont insult our uniforms At least thier not pink like yours :D

I think we should add Dorbian to the list people to laugh at
and the my ever growing list of *to be roasted over a Warm glowing fire *

also id like to add that we should all give dorb a big kick in places (you know places ! ) after laughing at him

Edit and i like your new sig auran
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Post by: dorbian on May 26, 2004, 02:40:20 pm
**removes mirror infront of snow_RAveN, starts laughing**

as if that list of yours is actually usefull, you make 10.000 copies of it, spread it around the world and well it\'s like those jehova lists, you throw it away after you wiped your ass with it.

So that talk with your list..... JUST SHUT UP, before i really can\'t stop laughing anymore.
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Post by: Draklar on May 26, 2004, 03:21:07 pm
wow... looking at the above multi-quote thingy I\'m not surprised that hitler was so successful anymore :rolleyes:
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Hey Hey dont insult our uniforms At least thier not pink like yours
yes, yes they are...
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And you guys say we got n00bs in our guild
that Dorbian is \"weird\" doesn\'t change the fact that all (maybe besides two) cabali are n00bs. No, it wouldn\'t make sense.[/color]
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Post by: Xordan on May 26, 2004, 06:10:13 pm
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Originally posted by Draklar
cabali are n00bs.


N00bs of what? Finding crystals? That\'s going to be a useful skill ;)
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Post by: Draklar on May 26, 2004, 06:20:32 pm
ah, there\'s the Xordan I know... not making any sense :P
or maybe you don\'t understand that n00b and newb isn\'t same thing? ;)
ok, to make it clear: Cabali are community trolls. There. Happy?
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Post by: Xordan on May 26, 2004, 06:22:24 pm
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Cabali are community trolls. There. Happy?


Yup, that\'s good. :D
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Post by: Auran on May 27, 2004, 04:43:26 am
Speech soon due to popular demand.(On Hydlaa most likely)

But first i\'d like to talk about the actual award. I would like somethings as that award . It may consist of any, all or any combination of them. My demands are as listed:

- nekked pics of Illyria.
- A sword that says \"Up yours!\" when it hits.
- A sword that has \"Yo mama!\" engraved on the hilt.
- Kada.
- Any two elven chicks( goodlooking ones; not that i have seen any bad looking ones but still one never knows what these organising cheapskates will get you!?)
- Money in any combination and currency upward of the sum of 10 buckerooskees.
- A sheild that has the emblem of the legendary \"finger\" upon it.
- A cloak of +5 stinkiness.
- A case of cigars that explode when you light them.
- An Oldsmobile painted pink with a numberplate that says \"pimpmobile\" or \"Owner of your a$$ inside\"
- The organiser will also do if you catch my drift *winks and makes obscene gestures *(but not too obscene. No! No! No!:P)

I suggest that my adoring fans( I assume that seeing how charismatic I am and all i must have a ton\'O adoring fans) press the authorities to give me such as listed and meanwhile i\'ll be putting together that speech.

:P:P:P

also:
yeah this is dorb\'s new fad. And as we all know they seldom last ;). However i am hoping that this guild will last.

also also:
Thanks for liking meh siggy :P. To all other\'s that didn\'t like it \"wtf!! *##@*#:tdown:X( -@%&**\" :D.

also also also:
Cabal rulz. Partly because I was once involved with it and partially because they paid me 50bucks to say this.

also also also also:
No the cabal aint fulla n00bs. I can vouch for it.
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Post by: Savion on May 27, 2004, 05:08:48 am
Ha, in your face! Well, time for da publik nuwz updayte:

New Server
We at Cabal and Cabal co. inc (tm) felt that, well, our server sucked much Ynnwn bottom. So, we decided to move it. Wo0t! Now it is more of a very hot female enkidukai.  (:D)

New Site
We at Cabal and Cabal co. inc (tm) felt that, well, our server sucked much bottom, but not Ynnwn this time. More like a Stonebreakers or Ylians. So, we decided to change it. Wo0t! Now it is more of a very hot female enkidukai... again... Site redesign thanks to Androgos. Savion is also working on a little site venture... but that is for another sandwich. Subway. Eat Fresh.
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Post by: Draklar on May 27, 2004, 06:10:12 am
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Originally posted by Auran
also also also:
Cabal rulz. Partly because I was once involved with it and partially because they paid me 50bucks to say this.

here is the way Auran fights cabal now. And a hit for those that though Auran was actually saying truth.... suckers :rolleyes: :P
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Post by: druke on May 27, 2004, 06:21:57 am
i cant seem to decipher the above post...
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Post by: Draklar on May 27, 2004, 06:25:52 am
that means you either don\'t know what\'s happening here or have bad memory :P
Auran said he stops being corruptor and will fight what he created now... you can see his ways of doing so above. Of course everyone were like \"good luck Auran :))\" and all... hah! :P
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Post by: DepthBlade on May 27, 2004, 07:28:26 am
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And to stay on topic CABAL SUX, we will crumble you when we see you.


OOC: The only thing crumbling is your reputation as a evil character :P

IC: You will crumble for making so many enemies when you have so little allies! For so little members with so little intelligence! Both you and your guild are waste of skin!
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Post by: snow_RAveN on May 27, 2004, 08:48:27 am
Ok my attempt at the woersot spelliler and best spammer Awards are starting form thsi poste thunkyou berry muuch :P

@ darklark: you can keip your agurer titllle no 1 deserves iut more than you :D
@dorb : well my list serves a pourpose and unlikea yoyurs which has no appeerant useage and stop laughing at yokr seld you biig dumb ass *removes Dorb face mask


as to the demands heres
-10 buckketst of pbork choups (ineadible stuff inculdded)
-a pair of pants +7 Smellynessnes ( well its not a clocak but it should do)
-i dont thnik we can get teh elves as the elf farm is currently still in the tree gorwing stage ( elves will have to wait)
- a sword with StFU emgraved on it
- a sword with N()()B engraved on it
-the nekkid pic
( . Y . )
-A box of Weed that grows in to mushrooms that explode
- a ring that points a middle finger

sorry the bout vechcial i cant seem to get them :(
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Post by: Auran on May 27, 2004, 08:55:06 am
Ah leave Dorb alone. He was never evil. I can tell you exactly what he is. Even if he denies that, know that i am right.

Dorbian is chaotic like the wind. Never staying or taking a stand. Constantly changing direction. And for sometime now, he andf sep have had the idea that evil is cool
Thats the only reason they are trying to act evil now. They will become really evil when they realise that evil is much more besides cool. Meanwhile lets see........


And Drak me lad:

Yes i did say that ddin\'t I? Well let me make an update then:

Due to unforseen cicumstances of moogle-ism I now have botched all the tasks that i promised i would do. Not that it means i will help cabal. Moreover they have little need of it.

And futhermore just because i said i fight them doesn\'t neccessarily mean that i think they suck.  How about the concept of respect for the enemy eh? Infact i am sure they don\'t suck. I wouldn\'t have left the guild i had helped create if i wasn\'t certain that it had a good future and was in capable hands. I am not someone to shirk responsibilities.
As to the question of why i left at all i would like to say that apart from all the reasons that i gave when i left cabal, there is also that essential element of change.
What does not change stagnates. This is the neverchanging law of nature. Auran was too prominent. I might even say unnecessarily so during the later stages of cabal. People had to know that the Cabal was more and the cabali had to know that they all would get their share of the limelight. Or else work without rewards would bore them right out of activity. I have had my days and now they have theirs and so will their juniors in turn. This keeps the motivation in the organisation intact. The cabali must know that one day it will be their turn to rule.

It is therefore my advice to other guild leaders as well to think about when it might be the right time to pass the baton on. It ensures the health of the guild and it also gets you your own thread where everyone sings your praises :D.
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Post by: dorbian on May 27, 2004, 09:02:23 am
OOC: Okay to get this out of the way ( again ) this isn\'t my guild.
You guys really have to learn how to read.
I\'m only a psycho idiot, that is a psychiatric patient in one of those wards, and i really wanna destroy the world.
But the guild aint mine, well half of the guild is untill seperot gets back, but that aint the point.
quit giving me the guild, when i can\'t even run a guild properly.

so for those of you that didn\'t quite get what i just wrote, IT AINT MINE.

IC:**wakes up**
Huh he\'s done... ah this only took like 2 hours but i lived trough it.

Hey wait there\'s snow_RAveN, heh trying to get one of those elf pods, pathetic.

and uhhh Depthblade, i have a weird way to show my friends i like them.
and you don\'t know anything about our allies, or our enemy\'s.
so GET OF MY BACK, i won\'t give you any cash, you beggar.
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Post by: Auran on May 27, 2004, 10:15:42 am
here you go dorb.... *gives dorb the guild*.    Have fun!;).


BTW:
Don\'t you guys think that its time for a new cabal thread? This one has 8 pages now. I thought the limit was 6??
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Post by: snow_RAveN on May 27, 2004, 10:46:22 am
its savions job to decide he is after all the new head of propaganda
after you left
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Post by: Xordan on May 27, 2004, 11:25:17 am
Yeah, we should get a new one, but the last time we got a new one it got deleted... Seems that our resident mod has buggered off to another game though, (That\'s what I heard), so we may as well see if we can get away with it. ;)
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Post by: dorbian on May 27, 2004, 11:39:22 am
OOC: if you guys would get less spam and more serious matters in the post, you would have a thread for a long long time, it aint that stupid that it got removed, most of the guilds have 2 maybe 3 threads, but you guys just have 6 of them, all of them filled with spam.

and well moogie leaving is a hit for the forums, she was one of the only persons that actually cleaned things in here, so unless you want one of those bewildered forums you should respect what she did for these forums.
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Post by: snow_RAveN on May 27, 2004, 01:34:30 pm
WOW

guess your right there :P

any way like savion said if the topic is about being of topic are can we Evar be off topig ? (go figure)

Ans: we cant as theres no tRrue topic so we are not boreaking any rules as far as i sees it

its the misinterpriton of teh whole idea that THE cabal was founded out of thats why our threads and posts keip giting deleated
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Post by: Draklar on May 27, 2004, 02:13:23 pm
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Originally posted by Auran
How about the concept of respect for the enemy eh?
and yet another lie, you never followed it, but suddenly you do? Sorry, I\'m not falling for it. I didn\'t read the rest, because whenever you start post with a lie (that is always), the rest of it is simple bs...
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Post by: Moogie on May 27, 2004, 02:52:24 pm
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Yeah, we should get a new one, but the last time we got a new one it got deleted... Seems that our resident mod has buggered off to another game though, (That\'s what I heard), so we may as well see if we can get away with it. ;)



Rest assured I have not \"buggered off\". I decided to take a break for a month or two (the admins are aware of this). However I won\'t be posting here again when I return to my duties.
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Post by: snow_RAveN on May 27, 2004, 03:21:09 pm
when the cat is away the mice shall play
but absence makes the heart yonder :P

Jusk feltt fitting to wryte the words

HO darklar give it a rest already this is a fourm for a ROLEPLAYIMG (Ya know tda tearm youz got voted the bestyest rper) game its not Real Whta we sya here and do we dont really mean so dont be so paranoid ! dude we are not gonna camp outside your house and burn it down

relax lark
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Post by: Draklar on May 27, 2004, 03:40:12 pm
whemy_CLonE: what were you drinking before making your post? It has no connection with what I said...
oh, and btw: this is NOT forum for roleplaying. Roleplaying forum is, this one is for guild discussions. I\'d say it\'s obvious, but from what I see not for everyone :rolleyes:
ps: I bet you\'d call spamming rp too...
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Post by: druke on May 27, 2004, 03:57:23 pm
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Due to unforseen cicumstances of moogle-ism I now have botched all the tasks that i promised i would do. Not that it means i will help cabal. Moreover they have little need of it.





so are you a good guy or a bad guy?

kinda bored w/o a nemisis
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Post by: snow_RAveN on May 27, 2004, 04:13:14 pm
iam not a whemmy clone lark how many dammed times musst i tyll you DO I have to be needing this sledge hemmar to smash the faxt inta youra brain ?

besides i drink pure mushroom extract the ones thet have red spots suddenly makes the sky go green ahd then i see goatys and stuff

yes iam rping the mad man at your local bar ! Hey you theres not nuff room for 2 mad men ! go find your own bar ! give me nother shot of tequlia kada put it on my tab

ps: life is short get a real life and die HAPPy
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Post by: Auran on May 27, 2004, 05:45:47 pm
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so are you a good guy or a bad guy?

kinda bored w/o a nemesis


lets just say a l337 guy for now:D. I have yet to decide. But i am certainly looking towards good. Barring unforseen occurences of \"Moogle-ism\" I might just bring my old charachter : Benevolent Elven Archmage \"Galadrian Silmaril\" to these realms. (even though it might mean being sent to elven concentration camps if Snowy has his way:() But then ofcourse Galadrian is a stuck up, holier-than-thou, laconic, bookworm like all you other mages are. Plus he is an elf so i will give this a long thought. Thought process might take as long as CB takes to come out.

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and yet another lie, you never followed it


But ofcourse not me sonny. I always loved you guys. But just cause I respect my enemy it does not mean i will cut them any slack! They are my enemies afterall and it is my duty as their foe to make their lives hell. What you fail to see is that i never got to being the enemy of Cabal. I said I would but before i could start \"moogle\" happened. Without doubt had i started they would have had as much of my opposition as you ever had. Tell me something hve i since i quitted being your enemy ever pestered you as i did before? I love everyone in this community and with those that I choose to be foes with in roleplay I act as any foe should. That doesn\'t mean i don\'t like or respect them anymore;).

BTW I am forced to observe this:
It seems sep and moogle have both taken breaks which overlap. Are we to read anything from this my friends?;):P.
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Post by: Xordan on May 27, 2004, 06:07:03 pm
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buggered off

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take a break for a month or two


Bah, same thing. ;)

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However I won\'t be posting here again when I return to my duties.


Is that good or bad? I assume you mean you\'re going \'invisible\'.


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if you guys would get less spam and more serious matters in the post, you would have a thread for a long long time,


Then stop posting. :D
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Post by: Draklar on May 27, 2004, 06:38:39 pm
Auran, you are boring as hell. I only read 2-3 sentences from each of your posts. If you want to answer to me, make it short or be quiet.
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BTW I am forced to observe this:
It seems sep and moogle have both taken breaks which overlap. Are we to read anything from this my friends?;):P.

errr... for one that Sep still has his internet cut off?
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Post by: Princess Aelya on May 27, 2004, 06:52:58 pm
Everyone: Yes, let them spam their own thread without you ;)

Drak: I have a mission for you. Try going 10 posts without arguing with someone. At least to show some self-discipline. The dead warrior is he who is eisily taunted into trouble.

Auran: Your sig is probably the only reason I even looked into this thread. Its funny.

**WARNING: EXCESSIVE RANTING BELOW**
Everyone again: Theres no point in arguing with them. Your just giving them the attention they are desperate for. I truly Don\'t understand what is so difficult about simply not posting on a thread if you don\'t like it. Who cares if they annoy you, who cares if they act like attention starved children. I believe there is an ignore feature for those who have weak enough will that they cant resist the urge to post pointless replies to arguments that will never be settled. Whether their spam is \"Roleplayed\" or not is totally irrelevant to the point im making, so don\'t bother using that as an excuse.

I don\'t have a million posts because I don\'t spend all my time on the forum arguing. My theory is if you pretend they arnt there they will get tired and wear themselves out, then wander off to sleep :P Of course that can never become a reality since not everyone has the willpower to not start arguments :P
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Post by: druke on May 27, 2004, 07:51:52 pm
but.. i like spamming their thread with them   ;(  ;(  ;(  ;(
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Post by: Savion on May 27, 2004, 11:16:51 pm
That no fun :(. Oh come on princess. Let them spam. Pwease? Pwetty Pwease?
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Post by: lynx_lupo on May 28, 2004, 08:56:20 am
Who\'s arguing? Not me. Most of us just come here and enjoy the show. :)
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Post by: Princess Aelya on May 28, 2004, 09:03:11 am
If your just a spectator you need not worry about it I guess.
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Post by: faldrok on May 28, 2004, 10:58:27 am
Now this is a spectator sport to share with the family. :D Erhem, carry on. Carry on.
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Post by: lynx_lupo on May 28, 2004, 02:31:16 pm
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If your just a spectator you need not worry about it I guess.

I do. If they won\'t argue there will be no show!  :D

btw, the site is working nicely :), ...although i don\'t like the scrollbars...
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Post by: DepthBlade on May 28, 2004, 04:20:44 pm
Princess Aelya why are you mediating in this thread? Let them bicker, spam all they want let the cabal leader do something or say something if he so wishes it to stop :P I don\'t mind it because it gives me something to read!
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Post by: Princess Aelya on May 28, 2004, 06:08:25 pm
Maybe your right. I was just trying to restore some order. What the hell could I have been thinking with that? :rolleyes:
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Post by: DepthBlade on May 28, 2004, 07:27:58 pm
Achieving order in this forum is as easy as achieving order in the Middle East!
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Post by: Sangwa on May 29, 2004, 03:03:28 am
 Who needs order anyway? Not the Cabal for sure.
This thread is fun because of that lack of order, this thread is their guild\'s thread so they should decide what\'s on-topic, if they want the topic to be off-topic then talking off-topic is on-topic :P also meaning that if you post on-topic you will be posting off-topic, but since off-topic is the actual topic then you will be on-topic again... wait I just got confused... I think it just means that it makes no difference, since this is a worthless thread anyway :P.
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Post by: snow_RAveN on May 29, 2004, 09:43:25 am
congrats ! sang baby you figured half of it out and auran ill make your the head slavi mastyr in the farm complete wid wips and other stuff :D:D:D:D
(that is if you act good (evil), dont try breaking out ... ect ect)
also alyeaal Lighttnen up !NO! dont put that ligght blub in your mouthe ....

and depth is rite we gave this community a common emeny to hate and flame you should be thanxfool for your evry exisetance so you should give auran a big wet kiss for the creation of THE cabal :P :P :P :D
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Post by: faldrok on May 29, 2004, 11:23:42 am
Wow; I almost couldn\'t understand a damn word you said. But, it is probably worthless, senseless junk that all Cabal speak. Well, some things Auran and Xordan say are ok, but what the hell was that?

I agree with Depth and Sangwa on this one. They should bicker the good \'ol Cabal way. It surely is one we all know and love.....

....to watch and join in if you have the guts to do it. :D
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Post by: Xordan on May 29, 2004, 02:13:19 pm
I\'m afraid we can\'t really bicker the good old way, coz of the new guild forum rules. ;)

*Dreams of the good old \'randomly having a 1 week guild war flame contest\' times*

But whatever, we\'ll have to improvise;

*Xordan kicks DepthBlade*

:D
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Post by: Savion on May 29, 2004, 05:43:58 pm
Well, just because Savion feels like it, the new topic (OT)is Porkchops, which would be off topic to the current topic, but who\'s keeping track? (Not another work Sangwa :) ) What is your view on porkchops? How many porkchops could a pork chop chop if a pork chop could chop pork? Pork? Chop? Pork or Chop? Pork and Chop?

Pork!... err... What Savion meant to say was...

huh?

Ah yes. Savion remebers now. The chop came before the pork... choppork... mmmm choppork... *drools*
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Post by: Monketh on May 29, 2004, 06:17:39 pm
Porkchops are best when corn-breaded, I think.  :P
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Post by: Xordan on May 29, 2004, 07:07:04 pm
mmmmm
*drools*
Pork chops are nice with everything.... :D
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Post by: faldrok on May 29, 2004, 08:55:14 pm
Pork Chop- Any fillet of meat that is pork and not beef(for those that don\'t know...:P)

First Choice: Best, burnt to the crisp where it is flaking off!!
Second Choice: Cooked with Cajun seasoning and A1 steak sauce. :D
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Post by: snow_RAveN on May 30, 2004, 03:48:25 am
Bpork Chups are good unless your muslim :D

any way i like them breaded and BBQ prok Ribs with Sweet and sour sauce !
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Post by: Draklar on May 30, 2004, 10:15:29 am
heh, I must admit... Auran was doing great job if he made organisation filled with you people look like a guild. Now it\'s all about childish people that would like to be cool (too bad they fail on that one) :P

ps: could some mod move this thread to Hydlaa Plaza? As far as I remember that\'s the place for off-topic threads...
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Post by: DepthBlade on May 30, 2004, 10:59:56 am
Kicking the monkey are yah Xordan? :) Well you will pay for that and this is how!...............................................................................................................................
...............................................................I got final fantasy 11 :P
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Post by: Xordan on May 30, 2004, 11:00:53 am
I think that Draklar is too stupid to take in the above posts. :P

We decide what is on-topic, which just happens to be pork chops, which is very guild related..... because..... um.....

The Pork Chop is now officially linked with the Cabal... as... one of our many guild logos :P

There... :D

Edit: Noooooo!!!! *Xordan wants FF11* :(
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Post by: snow_RAveN on May 30, 2004, 02:52:12 pm
ya knmow alyea has done a preeeety goood jobie with the DE but she has failed missierablely at the being cool pfart but she passes all tests on being a control freak though

and farklar you heva also failed badly at beiyng cool too but you do well in being THE fourm COmplaine kingie !
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Post by: Savion on May 30, 2004, 05:48:35 pm
There, the porkchop is now officially part of the Cabal. Check the sig. No more disputes!

Savion likes breaded porkchops with apple sauce and mashed potatoes!
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Post by: Draklar on May 30, 2004, 06:07:35 pm
ahh... yes, I certainly can see cabal as dead meat :) I stand corrected now ;)
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Post by: Savion on May 30, 2004, 06:11:29 pm
Darn right you stand corrected... er... wait

that was an insult wasn\'t it?

*UPDATE*

New Cabal Thread Made. Please Close This One.
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Post by: Princess Aelya on May 30, 2004, 06:20:51 pm
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ya knmow alyea has done a preeeety goood jobie with the DE but she has failed missierablely at the being cool pfart but she passes all tests on being a control freak though


Now that right there was against just about every forum rule in existance. I suppose breaking the rules and spitting mindless (and badly spelled) insults make you cool? :P Not even xordan and savion sink that low anymore.
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Post by: Savion on May 30, 2004, 06:25:06 pm
Ah fooey. Its not low, just a different approach. Xordan and Savion evolved to different tactics. Snow Raven just likes the \'good ol\' Cabali way.

Ok, like Savion said in the previous post, could a mod close this thread? There is a new Cabal thread.
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Post by: Zaknafein on June 27, 2004, 02:50:25 am
So I noticed. Hopefully Auran won\'t post another one when the new is is up(no offense)

I know this is off-topic, but hi again, Savion!
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Post by: seperot on June 27, 2004, 08:38:02 am
8o omg Zaknafein is back again after his 6 years away.

he\'s bringing up old threads too 8o


-.- i hate sundays
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Post by: Xordan on June 27, 2004, 02:08:06 pm
lol, :)

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could a mod close this thread?


Hello??? Mods?? Do you still exist??