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Gameplay => Guilds Forum => Topic started by: Syzerian on January 22, 2004, 11:01:46 pm

Title: Zelishian Imperial Army
Post by: Syzerian on January 22, 2004, 11:01:46 pm
Behold the Zelishian Imperial Army has come!
This is going to be a passive guild not interested in beating the snot out of other guilds. We take the side of the light and shall wipe the evil demons from this world!

Current Members:
Syzerian
Deathred
Delion
Kentei
Lordnick
Masterloki
Nerevaine
Oxilini
Sherack

Guild website is currently in development (dont expect anything great)
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Post by: AendarCallenlasse on January 22, 2004, 11:28:04 pm
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This is going to be a passive guild not interested in beating the snot out of other guilds. We take the side of the light and shall wipe the evil demons from this world!


Well you just made yourself an enemy to at least four evil-aligned guilds...
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Post by: Syzerian on January 22, 2004, 11:34:15 pm
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Originally posted by AendarCallenlasse
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This is going to be a passive guild not interested in beating the snot out of other guilds. We take the side of the light and shall wipe the evil demons from this world!


Well you just made yourself an enemy to at least four evil-aligned guilds...

i dispise these evil groups of murderers and thieves they shall be no more...
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Post by: Xordan on January 22, 2004, 11:37:39 pm
Oh, ye shall be conqured..... I\'ve done it before..... So easy to gain a nice high rank in a guild.... :D
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Post by: Xalthar on January 22, 2004, 11:42:13 pm
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Originally posted by Syzerian
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Originally posted by AendarCallenlasse
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This is going to be a passive guild not interested in beating the snot out of other guilds. We take the side of the light and shall wipe the evil demons from this world!


Well you just made yourself an enemy to at least four evil-aligned guilds...

i dispise these evil groups of murderers and thieves they shall be no more...


rofl... I\'m shaking already..
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Post by: shadowmancer on January 23, 2004, 12:08:01 am
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Originally posted by Syzerian
i dispise these evil groups of murderers and thieves they shall be no more...

Thought you had no interest in other guilds... :P
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Post by: Draklar on January 23, 2004, 12:46:45 am
hmm.... all people that were interested with that were the evil ones ;)
anyway, I already told ya we\'re enemies ingame so I won\'t be repeating myself ;)
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Post by: RussianVodka on January 23, 2004, 01:47:00 am
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Originally posted by Syzerian
Behold the Zelishian Imperial Army has come!
This is going to be a passive guild not interested in beating the snot out of other guilds. We take the side of the light and shall wipe the evil demons from this world!

Current Members:
Syzerian
Deathred
Delion
Kentei
Lordnick
Masterloki
Nerevaine
Oxilini
Sherack

Guild website is currently in development (dont expect anything great)


Plot hole:

well because monsters respawn after a while, there is no way to eliminate all the evil from the world... and as far as killing other guilds is conserned... remember... this isnt a movie... good wont neciseraly provail over evil.... especialy when that evil controls much more than the good does...
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Post by: Phinehas on January 23, 2004, 01:51:51 am
Poor Syzerian, his awe-inspiring posts evidently fell somewhat short of their mark. LOL
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Post by: Auran on January 23, 2004, 04:14:16 am
Hmm....well, wise players don\'t go about inviting death. But since you make no such claims I\'ll let it be. It does bother me though. Now that body pit will have to be enlarged to make room for a few more. But on the other hand I\'ll have another set of skull tumblers. So I think it\'ll work out fine. Good luck!

I\'d like to take this opportunity to urge all that might wish to start lose...ahem..Good guilds to notify us of their intended guild size so hat we can make appropriate arrangements beforehand. Those that don\'t will have no right to raise hue and cry when they are dumped into the sea in gunny bags!


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Post by: Savion on January 23, 2004, 04:23:18 am
Ha! Wiping evil? As the best and most evil canidate for President, Savion will not conduct a presidential speech.

ATTENTION ALL MORTALS, PEASANTS, AND SLAVES WHO CLAIM THE FOOLISH PATH OF THE WEAK!


 You have all been decieved! You attempts to rid the world of taint and corruption will bring you a fruitless harvest, for the \'evil\' forces  of this world cannot and will not be tamed. It is a land of the strong, or the weak. The weak are destined to suffer for they cannot see the strength behind the path of corruption.

 But be aware that salvation from this baren path is at hand. The time of the Cabal has come! Fear not, for this is the path of life. It cannot be seen as wicked, as the ones who are blinded by the light will find it. Nature constantly weeds out the weak, and only the strong will survive. Come, Savion invites you to be the mighty among frail, the brave among the timid, and the driving force behind Yliakum. Come with us the the land of Eden, bask in the glory of paradise, and be one with the taint throught the Zion that you have made with your hands.
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Post by: Phinehas on January 23, 2004, 10:41:19 am
Oh stop, I was almost inspired. NOT! :D
Dude, if that\'s the best you can do, let the other dude lead Cabal.
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Post by: seperot on January 23, 2004, 11:33:18 am
well between uncle jimmy and savion the **pfft** presedant its safe to say i hold the evil title around here. even with this mild evil around this Zelishian Imperial Army dont stand much of a chance...:P
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Post by: Auran on January 23, 2004, 12:21:27 pm
Uncle Jimmy sez:

Heh! No No you misunderstand. I donot lead Cabal and nor is that a representative sample of evil. After all I am Uncle jimmy \"the not so evil\", am I not?:D Plus I don\'t think its a good idea for you to try and incite me into doing my worst. My worst is a tad bit more than you could handle son. Ask yourself this:

Is it a wise chicken that walks into a Kentucky Fried chicken joint ?

But I wont really stop you. I like you already;). You\'ll make a fine soldier in the Cabal or a fine wall hanging in the Cabal HQ. You tell me which, Okay?


To Sep: Aww! seppy wants to be evil! *pats him on the head*:P:D
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Post by: Draklar on January 23, 2004, 01:12:09 pm
dear Uncle Jimmy.... :P
thou obviously don\'t know what evil is... I mean look at Sep... if he\'s not pure evil then what is? c\'mon, look at the facts:
Seperot is a crazy maniac that does nothing but steal, cheat on newbs and kill everything on his sight. He has no problems in turning against his friends... How many times did we see Seperot cutting one of his guildmates?
All Monketh, Grakrim, Tranor, Dorbian, hell... he was even attacking Mogs in old days :P
Plus his mind filled with need of summoning demons.
But still you say he\'s not evil, just thy problem of being ignorant I guess...
with cold steel on thy neck
Draklar Az\'randal
:P
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Post by: Yann on January 23, 2004, 01:52:58 pm
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Originally posted by Syzerian
i dispise these evil groups of murderers and thieves they shall be no more...


Cool, i thought i should train my left hand, come on...
Oh and i\'ll be jumping on one leg so that you don\'t die in the first 2 seconds.
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Post by: Tyriel on January 23, 2004, 02:22:29 pm
What a nice start eh....already in war with everyone :D...

Good luck anyway
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Post by: Savion on January 23, 2004, 03:15:24 pm
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Originally posted by Phinehas
Oh stop, I was almost inspired. NOT! :D
Dude, if that\'s the best you can do, let the other dude lead Cabal.


Savion has yet to hear a speach from you, or from any of the candidate for that matter.
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Post by: seperot on January 23, 2004, 07:18:07 pm
just face it savion your annoying 3rd person blabber mouth manic days are up on this one xordan stands a better chance then you my demented...uhh...opponent. so vote Seperot the guy who you can trust to burn down your villages and summon mighty demons to whipe you all out :D
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Post by: Savion on January 23, 2004, 07:38:25 pm
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Originally posted by seperot
just face it savion your annoying 3rd person blabber mouth manic days are up on this one xordan stands a better chance then you my demented...uhh...opponent. so vote Seperot the guy who you can trust to burn down your villages and summon mighty demons to whipe you all out :D


Is the general public going to vote for someone who can\'t even put capital letters in the correct spot? Not to mention proper punctuation...
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Post by: Phinehas on January 23, 2004, 08:43:32 pm
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Originally posted by Savion
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Originally posted by Phinehas
Oh stop, I was almost inspired. NOT! :D
Dude, if that\'s the best you can do, let the other dude lead Cabal.


Savion has yet to hear a speach from you, or from any of the candidate for that matter.


Now why would I want to make a speech? I\'m not running for guild president.

P.S. You misspelt \"speech.\" lol
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Post by: Draklar on January 23, 2004, 09:07:11 pm
I think he\'s running for \"the most evil in Yliakum\"
however he doesn\'t stand a chance against Seperot *shrugs*
he\'s like gollum... brings pity, not fear
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Post by: Savion on January 23, 2004, 09:08:31 pm
Savion sees the way you feel:

*writes Draklar down on the List with Dameon*
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Post by: Annah on January 23, 2004, 09:42:54 pm
\"We take the side of the light and shall wipe the evil demons from this world!\" Heh ... Don\'t you think this is over your powers?
 And what the hel* you have with the poor kid? Leave him alone. He is mine ! :D
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Post by: Axsyrus on January 23, 2004, 10:05:31 pm
lol, this guild already made so many enemies, gonna be funny when the ingame guild wars start :D

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Originally posted by Savion
Is the general public going to vote for someone who can\'t even put capital letters in the correct spot? Not to mention proper punctuation...


*thinks of america*

LOL
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Post by: Annah on January 23, 2004, 10:28:37 pm
Well, not really :D
 We all know the guild will be dead in a few days, like the members that join BO daily :D
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Post by: RussianVodka on January 23, 2004, 10:35:00 pm
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Originally posted by RussianVodka
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Originally posted by Syzerian
Behold the Zelishian Imperial Army has come!
This is going to be a passive guild not interested in beating the snot out of other guilds. We take the side of the light and shall wipe the evil demons from this world!

Current Members:
Syzerian
Deathred
Delion
Kentei
Lordnick
Masterloki
Nerevaine
Oxilini
Sherack

Guild website is currently in development (dont expect anything great)


Plot hole:

well because monsters respawn after a while, there is no way to eliminate all the evil from the world... and as far as killing other guilds is conserned... remember... this isnt a movie... good wont neciseraly provail over evil.... especialy when that evil controls much more than the good does...


WOW, i never thought me finding the plot whole will lead to so many bad relations.... Oh well, im a Merc, im on the side that pays the most... And it aint looking good for the light...
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Post by: seperot on January 23, 2004, 10:56:39 pm
to savion: this coming from the 3rd person fool who cant even put the right name into a sig :P
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Post by: Draklar on January 24, 2004, 12:02:20 am
eh Savion? I thought you added me to that list before... *shrugs*
anyway, you both are hopeless, but since Seperot is the most evil... (http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload4/sepforp.gif)
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Post by: Dameon on January 24, 2004, 04:11:04 am
The only reason Seperot is even remotely considered evil is that he ripped off his name from the best FF game ever (no offence man). Don\'t get me wrong... Savion is not much better... actually not better at all. If I had to make a choice, I would have chosen Xordan, but oh well.
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Post by: seperot on January 24, 2004, 06:09:27 am
actually i dont even think about sephiroth for my evilness

as draklar pointed out a bunch of evil stuff i actually do my nmae dont come into it

like your name says your an evil guy but are you? no :P

edit: bah! this is buggin me i dont like being conpared saying im evil because since im not. its like conparing 2 people named jake one is a seiral killer the other one aint. but if the other jake starts burning stuff you dont say its because of his name he burns stuff do you?
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Post by: Auran on January 24, 2004, 10:31:24 am
Okay! Okay! Everyone is extremely evil! Sheesh! Whats the obsession with being the most evil?:rolleyes:

BTW:
So yes ofcourse Seperot is much more evil. How could you ever doubt it?;).
Imagine! Everyone hounded poor old moi and turned a blind eye to such rampant vileness:(. Thats unfair! Unfair I tell you! All I ever wanted to do was take over the world, maybe kill a million or two and have a queen. Not too unreasonable is it? Small dreams of a poor man!
But did anyone sympathise? Absolutely not! Everyone just had to jump onto my head and blame and accuse me!X(
 I have been repeatedly telling everyone that just wanting to enslave them didn\'t make me evil. Real evil is talking about chopping off your buddy\'s head, having a whole bunch of neurons missing in your brain and writing bad grammar(some may say thats being a \"MORON\", not evil, but i digress:D). But no one believed and now look what happened! Seperot  has reached the zenith of imbecility and has taken his rightful place as master evil beside Draklar! And its all the general PS forumgoer\'s fault.
Fruits of sin my friends, fruits of sin.......*shakes his head in disgustX(*
:D:D

PS:
I think I am going to like these samurais or ninjas or whatever other cliched oriental term they like to call themselves. I just hope they live long enough to recieve the rewards of being liked by me;). So here\'s hoping you won\'t be like Annah\'s members.
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Post by: Draklar on January 24, 2004, 01:59:45 pm
*pats Jimmy*
I\'m almost sorry because of thy broken dreams... no taking over... no killing... and let\'s be realists... the last part ain\'t likely to happen...
what can I say... thinking that the most evil is one that wants to make the biggest havoc is simply foolish...
thing that matters is what you have inside... if all thy soul and heart art black as night, then you may reach the title of the true evil....

on other thing, \'Bob\'... may I call you that? Of course I can! :evil:
this isn\'t thread of katanas people...
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Post by: Xalthar on January 24, 2004, 03:53:42 pm
Bah... imbeciles!

You all strive to be as evil as you possibly can, but as you strive for meaningless evil, I strive for power!

Your ambitions are your weaknesses! You will be overcome eventually, should you choose to continue further down the path of ignorance...

Your petty claims to evilness are a worthless waste of time.. your failure to aknowledge this will lead you to an early grave! And we, who have aknowledged this will become the true wicked masters of this world of pitiful \"evildoers\"!

heed this, or do not... it is your choice wether to fall in ignorance, or prevail in glory!
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Post by: Draklar on January 24, 2004, 03:58:14 pm
argh! Xalthar, you fool!
why did you tell them that? :evil:
let them fight over their titles! That gives easier way to dominate for others!
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Post by: Xalthar on January 24, 2004, 04:04:34 pm
I told \"them\" that because I can\'t stand to see potential go down the drain without a chance to prove itself worthy...

now run along...
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Post by: Draklar on January 24, 2004, 04:09:56 pm
hmm... I hope you don\'t think I\'m trying to get the title as well... I\'m only supporting Seperot (http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload4/sepforp.gif)

...

this way I\'ll get even more power if he succeds
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Post by: Xalthar on January 24, 2004, 04:17:31 pm
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hmm... I hope you don\'t think I\'m trying to get the title as well... I\'m only supporting Seperot (http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload4/sepforp.gif)

...

this way I\'ll get even more power if he succeds


good luck to you then.. you\'re gonna need it :P:P :rolleyes:
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Post by: Draklar on January 24, 2004, 04:24:51 pm
I\'m aware of that :rolleyes: ;)
still it\'s better than nothing :P
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Post by: lynx_lupo on January 24, 2004, 05:52:59 pm
Another guild thread gone completely OT.  X(  :baby:
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Post by: Auran on January 24, 2004, 06:05:02 pm
*points to Draklar and bows to the public*
 Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting........
*drum roll*............
 \"Draklar!!! and Seperot\"
 in the musical
\" the Flying Sombrero Brothers\"
:P:P

BTW:
Anyone remember them? i.e The Sombrero Brothers.
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Post by: seperot on January 24, 2004, 07:08:13 pm
Quiet uncle jimmy or i\'ll send you to a retierment home
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Post by: Annah on January 24, 2004, 10:40:56 pm
Hmm, this thread is falling apart :)
Can\'t you change the subject? heh
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Post by: Savion on January 25, 2004, 04:49:20 am
Sure Savion can...

Savion for President (in english even ;) )
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Post by: seperot on January 25, 2004, 09:21:07 am
If you hate the cabal why vote for one of them?

Vote Seperot :D
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Post by: Auran on January 25, 2004, 03:27:06 pm
Don\'t bother Seppy son. I still have some not-so-evil things to do;). But i\'ll let ya know when I am ready. Hey what could be better than living off other people\'s taxes:D?

On another note:

*swings a crystal in front of the PS community* \"You will listen to me. You will love us. Vote for us and give us any \"phat lewt\" you are carrying\":P.

*waits for stuff to start piling*.....
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Post by: Draklar on January 25, 2004, 03:41:40 pm
*sees a great gathering of 4 people around Bob*
*listens to Bob\'s jabber*
*sees everyone leaving the place and Bob waiting for something*
*sits down and stares for few hours at Bob that drools while still waiting for something*
*sees pigeons using Bob as a statue*
oh fine! *throws few trias in Bob\'s face*
go buy yourself some food or something
pathetic beggar...
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Post by: Auran on January 25, 2004, 06:39:00 pm
Hey five bucks!!:P:D. Thank you kind sir! And while you\'re at it can I have your other stuff? No! Mighty unkind of you sir! *Goes away chuckling having nicked Drak\'s wallet*;)

Moral of the story:
A fool and his money are easily parted. Its just how long you can wait and how much pigeon poo you can tolerate:P.
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Post by: Draklar on January 25, 2004, 07:00:57 pm
I\'m most impressed 8o
the more that I never had ehhh... \"wallet\"...
*grins and goes back to his dark corner in tavern*