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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: TheGeneral on January 25, 2004, 01:47:29 am

Title: Click here for hot elven pics...
Post by: TheGeneral on January 25, 2004, 01:47:29 am: So, it\'s been a while...
Seems like everything is still in working order, and I don\'t seem to be capable of moding anything, which most likely means that i have not been \"modified\" and the cause is dead.
Anyway, I\'ve been down with a terrible cold for the past 2 weeks, I assume I picked it up snowboarding, or from my gf, either way, it\'s bad.
Life\'s good on this side of the coast, meh...
So, anyone wanna update me on what\'s the low-down right now, anyone new the public hates? Maybe someone linked someone\'s naked pics somewhere?
Anyway... hey to everyone, I guess.
Laters.
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Post by: AendarCallenlasse on January 25, 2004, 02:49:50 am: Soooo where are the pics....I wanna see some hot elfie pics man. What\'s new? Well I still hate....everyone. Cb still isn\'t out. Plenty of new annoying noobs. Forums are still trash. Nothing exciting\'s happened.
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Post by: Davis on January 25, 2004, 03:39:26 am: Randomly flaming the Cabal is out of style. The number of annoying noobs has actually went down, contrary to what Aendar said. The huge wave of them ended a week or two again.
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Post by: Axsyrus on January 25, 2004, 04:05:45 am: well, the hot elven pics can be found here: http://www.planeshift3d.com/wbboard/thread.php?threadid=7435&boardid=13 (http://www.planeshift3d.com/wbboard/thread.php?threadid=7435&boardid=13)

There\'s loads of great new art in the art forums, Xordan has written a script to sell your weapons back to the server, there are another 5 or 10 new noob guilds, it\'s another 2 weeks closer to the release of CB(whenever that might be), 11 diamonds were stolen ingame and we had a nice little discussion about it(almost got some people banned).. that was about it I think, good luck with getting better, and maybe if you try reeaally hard you might make it to mod status one day :P
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Post by: Kiern on January 25, 2004, 04:10:11 am: Alucard! Back once more before disappearing again eh?

Well, scare some people while you can...I mean talk
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Post by: TheGeneral on January 26, 2004, 04:29:08 am: Dissapearing SHMOSAPEARING!!!!
Well, today was a terrible day(a side branch of HOW was your day thread which was around here somewhere.) Some A-hole hit my dog with a car, so I had to spend most of my day driving around looking for a pet hospital. The ass did not even stop, but none the less, as soon as I find him/her, I\'ll slash his/her\'s tires.
I was thinking, well, not really, but you know, maybe I should join a guild or something, what\'s the new trend on the block? Something spicy and daring, maybe new, like that one wierd guild that I joined a while back....
No matter, so, what\'s good?
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Post by: Kixie on January 26, 2004, 04:31:57 am: Quote
Originally posted by TheGeneral
...but none the less, as soon as I find him/her, I\'ll slash his/her\'s tires...

Oooh living on edge are you alucard... :P
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Post by: AendarCallenlasse on January 26, 2004, 04:35:11 am: Alucard has been \'off the edge\' for a long long long time.
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Post by: TheGeneral on January 26, 2004, 04:48:49 am: Quote
Originally posted by whemyfield
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Originally posted by TheGeneral
...but none the less, as soon as I find him/her, I\'ll slash his/her\'s tires...

Oooh living on edge are you alucard... :P

Tires is a metaphore or whatever you may call it for neck... so yeah....SLASH IT GOOD!!!!!! Now to rejoyce in the free seafood dinner! :baby:
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Post by: Kixie on January 26, 2004, 04:51:33 am: Quote
Originally posted by TheGeneral
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Originally posted by whemyfield
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Originally posted by TheGeneral
...but none the less, as soon as I find him/her, I\'ll slash his/her\'s tires...

Oooh living on edge are you alucard... :P

Now to rejoyce in the free seafood dinner! :baby:

FREEE SEAFOOD!! WHAT WHERE HOW!! Bah only a joke...Who would give out free seafood, for dinner even. Bah free seafood once again not obtainable. DAMN YOU INSACIABLE NEED FOR SEAFOOD DAMN YOU!!!!1 KHANNNNNN! Hehe i love quoting people who have quoted you quoting them.
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Post by: shadowmancer on January 26, 2004, 04:55:13 am: There is a limit to how many quotes can be within quotes, tested in A thread, the worst Moogie decisione ver.
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Post by: Kixie on January 26, 2004, 04:59:30 am: Quote
Originally posted by shadowmancer
There is a limit to how many quotes can be within quotes, tested in A thread, the worst Moogie decisione ver.

yes and what did it come around to? in the hundreds right? hehe and i dissagree moogie has made worse mistakes but we love her anyways... :P
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Post by: Abemore on January 26, 2004, 05:01:26 am: Quote
Originally posted by TheGeneral
I was thinking, well, not really, but you know, maybe I should join a guild or something, what\'s the new trend on the block? Something spicy and daring, maybe new, like that one wierd guild that I joined a while back....
No matter, so, what\'s good?

Aren\'t you already the head jerk of the jerky guild?

Good to see ya Alucard. :)
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Post by: Savion on January 26, 2004, 05:05:26 am: Well, BO (at least Annah did...) joined the Cabal... soon the rest of the guilds shall be under our control. As former founder of Hellsing (possibly the best guild name ever to exist), you should join the Cabal.
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Post by: shadowmancer on January 26, 2004, 05:08:13 am: It\'ll be funnier to watch him try to get banned again. :D
And right now, evil is trendy, so I suggest you join an evil guild, the most powerful one being Shadowhand, of course, but I don\'t know if that fits your style.
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Post by: Kixie on January 26, 2004, 05:08:30 am: Quote
Originally posted by Savion
Well, BO (at least Annah did...) joined the Cabal... soon the rest of the guilds shall be under our control. As former founder of Hellsing (possibly the best guild name ever to exist), you should join the Cabal.

Yes i agree you should. although they are not my particular choice of a guild for me, you should find them quite enlightening. I think they are on the boards at least. Frankly i havnt seen many of them ingame which is dissapointing since flaming is common place in game. :P
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Post by: shadowmancer on January 26, 2004, 05:09:46 am: Xordan and a few other Cabali use alternate names in-game. I also do.
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Post by: Savion on January 26, 2004, 05:14:20 am: Savion goes in time to time under this name.
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Post by: Draklar on January 26, 2004, 06:46:24 am: *grabs Savion\'s head and hits it against wall*
...
so what it was random? no one likes gollums....
just wanted to say *kicks unconcious savion* that by \"weird guild\", Alucard meant cabal.
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Post by: TheGeneral on January 26, 2004, 07:37:05 am: Quote
Originally posted by whemyfield
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Originally posted by shadowmancer
There is a limit to how many quotes can be within quotes, tested in A thread, the worst Moogie decisione ver.

yes and what did it come around to? in the hundreds right? hehe and i dissagree moogie has made worse mistakes but we love her anyways... :P

Let ye be juged before a public court of selected nobleman/and women. He ya He ya.... The Local moderator Mogura is hereby brought into custody under the name of the honarable court of Sir Mighty Alucard VonGoddenTak The 3rd, and the local band of followers. Rise before the Mighty King Kiern, for he should rule the punishment, and may it befit the crime. (*takes Kiern to the side and bribes him with a box of assorted used and unused underwear, various sizes*) MAY THE judgement be \"fair\" and swift! *snizzzz, still got the cold*
Here is the list of crimes hereby presented against Mogura, and collected by the provincial spies....
#1) Parking in the \"Maybe Parking Zone But only between the hours of 2-3, sometimes, and never oh Tuesday\"
#2) Moderating without the moderator licence.
#3) Abusing the moderating powers to win the local elections...(this has not been confirmed, but really, i mean, come on, I would...., AND SO WOULD YOU!!!)
#4) Cutting in line at the local market.
#5) Throwing tomatoes at the local King....Kiern can prove it, he saw it.....or felt it, if my story still confirms that he is the king....
Multiple number of other aligations have been filed, but some are so dispicaple, they can not be displayed during this cour hearing.
If ye has anything to add to the following acusations, post ye name, and file the apropriate \"Acusation filement form.\"
The court shall now view the evidence, along with the promissed \"Hot Elven pics,\" and bring before ye the judgement.....await further notice... 8)
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Post by: seperot on January 26, 2004, 10:48:56 am: As mogura\'s offical laywer all i can say is i whould like alcurd to be blood tested of use of drugs in this court room also i saw the bribing and i call for a new king....me :D as the newly crowned i call this court room a sham case dismissed

now case 142... Savion verses the people of planeshift on gounds on sexually assulting a tree :D
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Post by: dorbian on January 26, 2004, 12:28:49 pm: Decrown king seperot.

king seperot mooned my sister.

i hereby file a case against this traiterous king.

( ok ok i don\'t have a sister but who cares, i want to sew king seperot )

Iferniton for king, Iferniton for king.

Vote for the Great God of Death...

ok uhm welcome back alucard, was sick myself, am sick myself...

too bad you got the flue and if you wanna join well look nicely at sep and ask him to join his guild :P
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Post by: Kixie on January 26, 2004, 01:59:17 pm: Quote
Originally posted by TheGeneral
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Originally posted by whemyfield
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Originally posted by shadowmancer
There is a limit to how many quotes can be within quotes, tested in A thread, the worst Moogie decisione ver.

yes and what did it come around to? in the hundreds right? hehe and i dissagree moogie has made worse mistakes but we love her anyways... :P

#4) Cutting in line at the local market.

I would hereby ask the court to drop those alagations. That old lady was a sick individual full of disturbing thoughts on being cut in line. She was very odd and she had it coming.
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Post by: dorbian on January 26, 2004, 02:37:43 pm: Don\'t you talk but my grandma like that, she is a ihavenoideawhati\'mdoing patient and she can\'t help it, she can\'t help it, OK, SO DROP IT.

now go home there is nothing to see here only a little girl on trial and a weird king that is also the little girls lawyer and a cabal member that is spending the hard earned cash of his fellow members.
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Post by: Savion on January 26, 2004, 03:30:39 pm: Savion objects! The tree forced him into it!
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Post by: Draklar on January 26, 2004, 03:47:42 pm: gah! now who brought that animal to the court?
That\'s illegal I say! :evil:
let me handle him...
*grabs Savion\'s tail and drags him to the tree*
say \"sorry\" to the tree...
...
*smashes Savion\'s head against the tree*
I said say \"sorry\" to the tree!
*smashes Savion\'s head again*
I\'m going now, but when I come back, you two better be friends...
...
no, not that kind of friends! :evil:
*smashes Savion\'s head again*
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Post by: Xalthar on January 26, 2004, 03:52:16 pm: trees tend to be very persuasive this time of year...! or so I\'ve been told :P

wb Alucard, good luck on taking over the domain of mogura.. consider me a loyal supporter.. or whatever, perhaps something acidic.. :P

on a side note: Acid is good...!
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Post by: Kixie on January 26, 2004, 04:27:25 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Xalthar
on a side note: Acid is good...!

yes acid is goooood. But anyways i hear the trees are very persuasive this time of year. some guy in iowa says he talked to one and teh next thing you know they guy has no more toes.

P.S i eat the talking bees because im George washington Christ. :P
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Post by: Caldazar on January 26, 2004, 05:35:16 pm: I\'m still waiting, what happened to the trial?
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Post by: seperot on January 26, 2004, 06:59:21 pm: savion was sencanced to 6 monthsw beating by draklar in which time he will be reviewed for the trees sake.

Now cans 239....Uncel jimmy the not so evil verses the shadow demons **puts on splatter mask** :D
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Post by: Monketh on January 26, 2004, 08:52:15 pm: I can imagine it now...

Monketh:Mr. Jimmy Silvatongue Auran, whom is your lawyer?
Auran:I will be defending myself, sir
Monketh:I\'m sorry but-
*Monketh gets handed a fresh-baked pie*
Monketh:Yeah, go ahead

Grakrim:My Clients endured much suffering after being manipulated by that creature yonder.
*Grakrim points vaguely towards Auran*
Auran:Well now, who\'s fault is that? Weak-minded the Shadow-demons are.
Grakrim:Cruel-minded you are, fiend. He should be locked up for the good of society!
Auran:Shadow-demons are part of society?
Seperot:Tihs court wil come to orda!
Grakrim:Bah!
*Savion runs through the court room*
Savion:It burns! It burns! Curssed Draklar, we wrings his filthy neck!
*Draklar busts the door*
Drak:Not had enough yet, foul beast? Rahahaha! :evil:
Seperot:Tihs court wil come to orda!

etc...
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Post by: Savion on January 26, 2004, 09:17:49 pm: We hates the stupid fat draklar we do... precious. We knows! We can bring him to her!

*runs to get Moogie*
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Post by: seperot on January 26, 2004, 10:24:19 pm: this case is claer to me now auran will be put to 50 hours solatary confinment with nothing but a stool and some rope hangin from the ceiling as company no windows no visitors

now case 299 monketh vers the bakers of planeshift on gounds of pie stealing
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Post by: Draklar on January 26, 2004, 10:42:28 pm: yes Savion, and my boot hates Savion
*kicks Savion in the face*
now come
*pulls line*
...
come I say...
*turns around*
gah! what are you doing to that cat!?
*smashes Svion\'s head against wall*
sorry for the interrupt...
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Post by: shangralah on January 26, 2004, 10:44:53 pm: lol lets calm down people .....
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Post by: Davis on January 26, 2004, 10:47:05 pm: Want pie now.
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Post by: Monketh on January 26, 2004, 11:13:16 pm: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
now case 299 monketh vers the bakers of planeshift on gounds of pie stealing

Oh no! They\'ve discovered my pie-theft syndicate! ;(

*Hands pie to Davis*
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Post by: Savion on January 27, 2004, 01:16:09 am: Ok, that\'s it. Savion has had enough!

*Leaps on Draklar and tears his flesh to shreads*
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Post by: Davis on January 27, 2004, 01:28:03 am: pie pie pie pie pie pie pie.

<.<

>.>

PIE!!!
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Post by: Axsyrus on January 27, 2004, 01:51:36 am: Seperot hacked Davis\' account 8o

or he took over his mind, could be that too..
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Post by: Xalthar on January 27, 2004, 01:57:32 am: who gave you ppl permission to dive into my private acid stock...? crazy bastards! :P :P
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Post by: Davis on January 27, 2004, 02:32:33 am: Quote
Originally posted by Axsyrus
Seperot hacked Davis\' account 8o

or he took over his mind, could be that too..

\'lo Bob, you have pie?

(really, has anyone here seen Weebl and Bob? http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk )
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Post by: Kixie on January 27, 2004, 04:16:42 am: Quote
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Originally posted by Axsyrus
Seperot hacked Davis\' account 8o

or he took over his mind, could be that too..

\'lo Bob, you have pie?

(really, has anyone here seen Weebl and Bob? http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk )

YES!!! spring into action!!!1 OOOh i love weebl.
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Post by: Kixie on January 27, 2004, 04:22:53 am: Quote
Originally posted by Davis
pie pie pie pie pie pie pie.

<.<

>.>

PIE!!!

NOOO DAVISS!!!! NURSE GET ME 30 CCS OF MESCALINE STAT! AND SOME FOR THE KID TOO! I WONT LET YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS! CLEAR! *BUZZ* CLEAR! *BUZZ* NOOO DONT LEAVE ME... DONT... *BUZZ* LEAVE..... *BUZZ* ME.... *notices fried corpse of nurse on ground.* Whoops... i guess i shoulda yelled clear a couple of more times.... *looks around, and puts nurse in closet* But there are more important matters at hand. I wont let seprot take away the davis i know!!! CLEAR! *BUZZ* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by: Davis on January 27, 2004, 04:31:00 am: Let me know if the Xordman is making you pay for my \"mixture\".
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Post by: TheGeneral on January 27, 2004, 05:51:39 am: *Alucard rolls 4 to deal infinit dmg to whemyfield for having the robe of constipation\"
YE trail can not go on, for we have not heard from the local king and the acused yet. What kind of fair court would this be, if the case was not allowed to be presented by both parties.
On a side note, someone has ravaged the King Kiern\'s private stash of underwear, which has been presented to him from the Republic of Alucardia..... rumors has it that the night wonderers have used Kiern\'s underwear in the past to cast of evil spirits.
Reports have come in, and the results are in, PS is really run by Microsoft....
Look on for I will uncover more unpresedented (i actually have no clue how to spell it, or what it means, but hell, I\'ll throw it in here) truths about the PS life... :O
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Post by: Draklar on January 27, 2004, 06:08:52 am: uhm... Sav... Savion... SAVION! what the hell are you doing with my armour???
*smashes Savion\'s face*
I swear, one more thing like that and I\'m throwing you into Link\'s hole...
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Post by: seperot on January 27, 2004, 09:28:26 am: arguing in court alcurd? 9 months in a cell with a guy named big billy

its clear monketh is guilty and davis in an acoplice they will both do 900 hours non stop community service of no gloves rose picking

next and final case of the day the people of planeshift vers kiern on grounds of underwear stealing
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Post by: dorbian on January 27, 2004, 09:50:42 am: ey leave me i want that underwear, the crust is great, and you don\'t wanna know ( okay this is even to discusting even for me ) WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP, go have a tea party or something and that thief brings the underwear with him.

Yes you can keep the tigerprinted thong.
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Post by: Monketh on January 27, 2004, 01:18:28 pm: Bah!

*Puts on his guantlets*
*Runs off to get \"A pie thief\'s guide to sleep-community-service-working\"*
\"Now let\'s see, step 1, move pie in circular motion to hypnotize your self...\"
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Post by: Xalthar on January 27, 2004, 02:14:36 pm: I, with the supreme powers vested in me, hereby sentence you Seperot, to live the remaining tendays of thy life within the stinking borders of Annahstan... the most horrid of countries!

You have been judged...! Guards, take him away! Court is adjurned!

*the guards \'accidentally\' sever several of the innocent bystanders\' external limbs as they close in on Seperot*
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Post by: lynx_lupo on January 27, 2004, 02:34:09 pm: Great, people!

Bash it out here and leave \"normal\" threads alone. :O
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Post by: Kixie on January 27, 2004, 03:29:45 pm: Quote
Originally posted by lynx_lupo
Great, people!

Bash it out here and leave \"normal\" threads alone. :O

what!!! this thread IS normal. if this thread isnt normal like god strike me down with lightning !!! *grumbles while he sets up a lightning rod on top of the temple*
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Post by: lynx_lupo on January 27, 2004, 05:41:27 pm: If this thread is \"normal\" then... ;( petty humans X(

:P :D
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Post by: Draklar on January 27, 2004, 06:04:58 pm: what? you call the court \"not normal\"?
Seperot! I think that\'s insult to judge!

pff... humans were always petty... same with dwarves actually....
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Post by: Davis on January 27, 2004, 06:24:27 pm: Yes, enkis pwnz0r all.
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Post by: Draklar on January 27, 2004, 06:28:36 pm: oh yes... cats... how could I forget.... cats are petty too...
ok ok... with few exceptions.... but still...
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Post by: Davis on January 27, 2004, 06:43:32 pm: Shut up before I claw your couch.
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Post by: Monketh on January 27, 2004, 07:11:55 pm: *Proceeds to destroy Drakkie\'s Couch with rapier*
Argh, petty, self-serving, ignorant, dark-dermorians.
You sir, are a disgrace to your race.
Especially with your careless racism.

:P

(Plans to be Dermorian in CB/when implemented;))
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Post by: Draklar on January 27, 2004, 07:21:00 pm: noooooooo! not my couchy!
I swear Monketh... I shall avenge him... thy death shall be slow... and painful
*sob*
you were always great friend couchy... and great viking too...
now.... thou shall leave this realm as a viking...
*casts firebolt at couchy*
farewell my friend.... farewell...
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Post by: shangralah on January 27, 2004, 07:23:22 pm: ill help ya draky us \"dark-demorians\" gotta stick together :P
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Post by: Monketh on January 27, 2004, 09:28:47 pm: *Fights draklar in-game*
*Puts up decent fight considering claymore is involved*
*Sneaks away and holds tavern party*
*Bakes pies for party*
Pie for Everybody! :]
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Post by: Davis on January 27, 2004, 09:54:19 pm: Why didn\'t you say there was going to be pie before you went? X(
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Post by: Monketh on January 27, 2004, 10:18:15 pm: Well... erhm... uh....
Would you believe I didn\'t know I was going to make pies beforehand?
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Post by: Davis on January 27, 2004, 10:25:17 pm: OK, I forgive you and spare you my divine wrath.
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Post by: Draklar on January 27, 2004, 10:33:29 pm: do you think Monk makes good pies? Especially with all the blood dropping from him...
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Post by: Davis on January 27, 2004, 10:36:03 pm: Never tried \'em. Although he should be careful not to get any blood in. Most people\'s blood is too salty.
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Post by: seperot on January 28, 2004, 12:37:11 am: Order order

now i have to get this court room running again

monketh you will pay draklar for a new couch by hand crafting him a new one while doing the rose picking without gauntlets

draklar and the guy fomaly known as bobdar will be set to 15 minutes of savion bashing drakalr this is extra time apon your set time to bash him already

Xalthar will be beheaded then used in a catapult to scare the enemy ( yes i just saw LOTR it was great...exept the last ten minuets >.< )

there thats that for now

now case 198 Xordan vers Moogie on grounds of blowing himself up
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Post by: Draklar on January 28, 2004, 12:44:51 am: oh god it\'s ugly... you might win the bet Monk :P
....
:D

Sep, I think.... *laughs* you should use... rouge for color of thy text :D

edit: oh, and Monketh.... that couch better be a viking :evil:
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Post by: seperot on January 28, 2004, 12:53:06 am: Did i mention i took screenys of yout char in a dress draklar? whould you like me to show what the big brave drakalr looks in a white frock? :P
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Post by: Draklar on January 28, 2004, 12:55:16 am: I umm.... I don\'t know what yer talking about.... I never seen any robe on me... yea... :rolleyes:
edit: I meant to say dress... yea, that robe... umm.... I well... I drank too much wine... yea, that will do :rolleyes:
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Post by: Kixie on January 28, 2004, 01:28:42 am: is red text the new \"cool thing\" now? i will oppose the system and post in blue!! Kill the penguins, overthrow the government *goes into coperation take over mode*
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Post by: Monketh on January 28, 2004, 01:33:20 am: Uh-oh Whemy, Aendar is going to kill you and make your dog into a sofa. :P

*Steals Sofa*

\"Here you go Drak, a new sofa for your enjoyment\"
\"Why does it smell like a dead dog?\"
\"Um...\"
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Post by: Monketh on January 28, 2004, 02:07:30 am: [Edit:Too late, enough criticism]
Not too bad, eh?

On a side note: Do not mix fanart from multiple games! :P
112th Expeditionary is a Homeworld Clan (or kiith), I am not related to.

Edit:Uh-huh, some girls at my school wear outfits like this y\'know.
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Post by: seperot on January 28, 2004, 02:10:27 am: offensive picture to my eyes 100 hours kicking up the rear monketh
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Post by: Kixie on January 28, 2004, 02:23:17 am: Quote
Originally posted by Monketh
Uh-oh Whemy, Aendar is going to kill you and make your dog into a sofa. :P

*Steals Sofa*

\"Here you go Drak, a new sofa for your enjoyment\"
\"Why does it smell like a dead dog?\"
\"Um...\"

but i dont have a dog...
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Post by: shadowmancer on January 28, 2004, 03:57:23 am: Quote
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Edit:Uh-huh, some girls at my school wear outfits like this y\'know.

Some kids in your school have implants? Aren\'t you like 14 or 15 or something?
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Post by: Draklar on January 28, 2004, 06:05:40 am: damn, Monk, you won the bet... he changed color :rolleyes:

on other thing I didn\'t want sofa, I wanted viking couch :evil:
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Post by: Kixie on January 28, 2004, 06:08:34 am: viking couch huh? what about a couch made out of POISON!!!???
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Post by: Draklar on January 28, 2004, 06:27:13 am: just how much I\'d love to have my butt itch... NO!
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Post by: Kixie on January 28, 2004, 06:31:22 am: Quote
Originally posted by Draklar
just how much I\'d love to have my butt itch... NO!

but with a couch made of poison household pets and small vermin up to 4 feet in length can be immidetely put into a stunned state mimicing death! only 1999.99 plus S&H! Call now!!!
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Post by: Draklar on January 28, 2004, 06:34:35 am: do you by any chance have...
couch mixed of catnip and poison that could kill... umm... Seperot sized cat?
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Post by: Kixie on January 28, 2004, 07:01:44 am: why yes we do *sneakily hides pie under cussion* this special model even has a built in pie!
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Post by: Draklar on January 28, 2004, 07:04:29 am: Monketh, if you get me one of these, then I\'ll even let you stay alive :O
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Post by: seperot on January 28, 2004, 12:54:07 pm: **shoots a blow dart though a small hole in draklars helmet turning draklar into a cattatonic state**

i now sectance Draklar 500 hours of savion talking to you with 2 armoured kran guarding him and told to beat the crap outa you apon touching savion after which time you may go back to beating savion.

whemyfield will be secntanced to 200 dogs in whemyfield house for six months so you grow attqached to them then they will be slaughterd for a drow killing couch made by monketh

on the xordan moogie case i have deciede since xordan blew up there is no case

case 492842 Grakrim vers the people of planeshift on grounds of not taking a bath
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Post by: Draklar on January 28, 2004, 03:29:22 pm: hmm... I think I must put you down, Seperot...
*cough* it so happens that our judge here is a corrupted rogue... I also cought him on a try to blackmail.... me!
Furthermore he\'s responsible for slaughter on whole village and turning ones known as Grakrim, Monketh, Tranor, Dorbian and probably few others into zombies.
Another thing is causing few explosions, in which at least 3 dwarves were killed.
Seeing as current judge is responsible for a lot of crimes, I, as the only lawful person in the court, must find a way to punish him for his deeds... so:
Guards are ordered to hold this creature, while our gollum will claw his flesh.
This is chance for you, Savion... do it and no more head bashing for you...
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Post by: seperot on January 28, 2004, 03:56:00 pm: **pulls out auto crossbows and shoots down the whole court room**

strange i though catatonic staes paralised everything....

ah well ** removes dralkars a
chainmail/armour platein/ any other thingy cuts him open and starts pulling out his liver and other organs**
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Post by: Draklar on January 28, 2004, 03:59:42 pm: *gets free from paralise while Seperot tries to... undress him?*
only one quarrel for me?
*thrusts his steel into Seperot\'s chest*
fool!
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Post by: Xalthar on January 28, 2004, 05:04:50 pm: argh the gay... uhm.. jolly colors are hurting my eyes!
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Post by: Kixie on January 28, 2004, 05:17:35 pm: yes excuse me while i step out of rping to say the colors you guys write in is horrible. im suing for the murder of my new puppies and the eyes in which you have burned out my skull with your devilish colors...
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Post by: Draklar on January 28, 2004, 05:23:41 pm: hmm... I didn\'t know dark red makes that big difference from black
but if you say so, fine
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Post by: seperot on January 28, 2004, 05:32:21 pm: ah did i not mention i stole your armour :P asides with that gapin hole in your chest and a lack of a liver im surpriesed your still standing....court dismissed for the day **runs off with draklars armour**

and the colur thingy its crimson and i like it :P
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Post by: Draklar on January 28, 2004, 05:39:33 pm: that might be because it\'s Savion\'s liver, Savion\'s chest and... uhmm... I don\'t remember trashcan being my armour...
you drink too much Sep...
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Post by: seperot on January 28, 2004, 05:48:31 pm: ah right..that whould explan it then

**runs at draklar cuts him in half samuri jack katana style and runs off**
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Post by: Draklar on January 28, 2004, 05:53:44 pm: what did that sofa do to you? I think you have seeing things...
seriously Sep, put that ale away
*leaves the court shaking his head*
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Post by: seperot on January 28, 2004, 05:55:42 pm: I\'ve been sober for 2 weeks dammit!!! and asieds i dont like your spirit it bugs me >.<
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Post by: Monketh on January 28, 2004, 06:19:42 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Draklar
what did that sofa do to you? I think you have seeing things...
seriously Sep, put that ale away
*leaves the court shaking his head*

Aww! Now I have to make a new poisonous dog-skin sofa! :(
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Post by: Xalthar on January 28, 2004, 07:33:35 pm: no worries monketh, you can have mine...

I was growing tired of the constant poison odors rising from it..! now don\'t get me wrong, I do enjoy a sniff of good poison now and then, but even I can get bored..

*hands monketh his poisonous dog-skin sofa*