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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: NewPie on February 19, 2004, 04:14:16 pm
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Tell your best rpg experiences here
It can be any rpg and it doesnt have to be your experienc (read ... The funniest rpg experience you have heard of)
Here is one short one but its not the funniest I know ... I am just lazy.
Well ... My sister or her friend (Not very sure who of them) was playing Vampire. Well her character is having hard time and she has to jump from a roof or be killed.
She falls and lands pretty badly. Somebody calls an ambulance and she starts running like hell (shes in pretty bad condition). After some time of running she crosses red lights and surpise surprise the ambulance that was coming to rescue her runs over her and she dies ... pretty bad one ;)
I suck at telling this story so it may not be so fun that it would normally be -_-
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- PS:T dialogues, especially Morte\'s
- The BG2:ToB adventurers that bring you bronze pantaloons...(long story)
I come second at storytelling -_-
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Well, my story involves a DM getting pretty mad at a player for heading off to a dungeon he wasn\'t supposed to head to :P So the \"rogue\" player ended up getting killed by another player, who in turn was punished by the DM for trying to steal the map on the dead character which he was supposed to take back to his party... His punishment was loosing 3 hours of gametime because he decided to cut the dead body into a million tiny pieces (the 3 hours being a die roll by the DM, and also the in-game time it took for the player to molest the body :P)
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erm the funniest ive had is on a mud.. i enter some room and on the description of the room it says the walls are old and crumbly so thinking that i could break it down i respond with
\"look at wall\"
The mud then tells me \"There are no walls!\" ok thats pretty awfull but its 1 i experinced
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Hmm, funny... Don\'t really have any... :( Unless u wanna hear a tale of a n00b........
Well, I was once playing with my friends and some annoying n00b started to follow us everywhere. He kept saying stuff like: \'h0wz u s0 g00d? St0p Ch34ting!! W3r3 1 g3t 4rm0uz l1k3 u??\'
He didn\'t seem to realise that we\'d been playing for ages :D I was gonna kick him (I was a GM) but we decided on summin else. :D We told him to follow us. So we went to a city where u have to be a high lvl to survive if u step outdoors, (We protected him while we were going there), and then led him to a cave of a nice friendly Dragon :D And told him that the \'4rm0uz\' was inside. So you can guess the result after he entered:
Dragon: 1
N00blet: -100000
And the best thing is: every time he spawns he is in that city where u have to be good to travel outside. :D
So he was completely screwed. :D
It would have probably been better for him if I\'d abused my GM powers and kicked his ass for a day. :D
The End
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on fallout 2having unbelivible luck and killing everyone in vault city without much damage then walking to the the lower city and having a hobo kick the crap outof me since i ran out of ammo :D
i had a safe half way though the spree but unfortunatly didient have the luck and had to restart the whole game >.<
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Hehe, I enjoyed the Autocamp 2000 (http://www.gamespy.com/fargo/august03/autorpg/index.shtml) that Darkmoon posted a link to a while back :D
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Kada ... shouldnt campbot have \"shoot city guards\" option or \"lure city guards out and bring many impossible monster with you to the city core\" option ... then few new replics like \"help\" -> \"n00b\", \"Gimme money + follow\" and \"Idiot\" -> \"me?\" -> \"you\" -> \"you?\" -> and so on
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hehe my funniest rpg experience? hmm i would have to say an online rendetion of \"who\'s on first?\" lol it was funny as hell... we were in r00nscape and there were these 4 rocks alligned like a baseball field... omg.. it was teh s***....
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I would say ragnarok online. when brand new characters walked into the pvp area i would club them over the head with a rod and kill them. then i would laugh about it :D (yes im a very sick person)
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In a game of tabletop rpg, a friend of mine supreme cleaved through a one of the other players to kill the last injured monster that was running away... lol :)
2nd best moment would probobly be in Fallout 2 and blowing up the outhouse... heh.
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ok heres mine
my first day as a GM on a UO free server and i\'d been on for 21.5 hours straight on my own.
During that time i had decided i needed a steed, not just any steed mind you.. 1 that would rock + make ppl sit up and take notice..
so i summon the hardest monster in the game (a chromatic dragon - lvl 10) and do a little \'tweaking\' .. after a while i stand back and look upon my eerie green coloured uber-horse
so.. on my uber-horse i trundle off to the mine under Mt. Kendall (the first place any noob goes... the 1st thing they ask is \'how do i make money\'.. thats where most ppl sent em)
upon entering the mine i find it packed with noobs (at least 30 and its not a big mine)... now for some reason i cant quite remember i needed to messs with a logged out player... so i switch allshow on (this shows up all logged out players + many other things like the npc counterpart of any mounted creature)...
result... i lag heavily then crash
so.. i make my \'GM DEDjed rescue service\' character and tele to the mine dressed in my crappy short pants and shirt.... as i arrive i find myself face to face with admin Ana... surrounded by ghosts.... shes not happy
turns out my uber-horse had slipped out from under me when i lagged and, free of its master had reverted to its old NPC brain.... that being a chromatic dragon... and had rapidly begun devouring every living thing in sight
ooops
oh yeah + i also accidently nuked the GM office and all the important items in it.... on the same day too
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Well I would have to say that it was on G.O! Back in early 2000 when the guild Ventrue Vampires were at war with some rising clan I want to say the Azures but it doesnt sound right oh well anyways. I was apart of the V.V\'s army second generation and we were located in the moon tower and i remeber that was the day that our leader who wasnt on the net for months because of family problems was finally to come back so we all lined up a good 30 of us and waited to \"rethrown\" him! Well apparently we had some spys in the guild who informed this other guild that he would be going to the moon tower so they rallied most of there guys which was a total of like 20 something and they picked up bushes and hid under them (If you ever played graalonline you would know what I am talking about :D). So whatever we are all waiting inside for him, key word INSIDE we never bothered keeping guards outside. Well the leader never showed up so whatever we thought maybe he couldn\'t get on. Nope that wasn\'t it because the next day on Graalonline Screenshot of the Day was a picture of the leader laying dead on the ground with all these guys cheering and swearing at him.
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LMAO!!!
And YES! I\'ve only come here to mock you... mock you all! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1!!12!ELEVEN :D
*cough*
My funny RPG experiance was in a roguelike game called Dungeon Crawl (http://www.dungeoncrawl.org/) (//shameless plug :D )
I was a troll berzerker and had run into a early and powerful unique. Now, it wouldn\'t have been so bad but it was because the RNG (Random Number God) generated a level with atleast a 80% open area - so fighting him alone in a corridor wasn\'t a option. Lots of my past characters had died at his enchanted scythe of reaching, as well (reaching branded weapons have extra range) there were several orcs and goblins. Trolls regenerate 1 HP every other turn - faster if they have rings of regeneration. This 1 HP per every-other turn wouldn\'t save me if i fought him with other enemies nearby so i started searching for a wand of anything to fry/ice/drain/anything his humanoid a$$.
So, eventually i find a wand of cold, and after reading some teleport scrolls to evade getting surrounded and end up in a corridor - out of teleport scrolls. Then the unique shows up. He tries to attack me through the other enemies to the left and right (i was in a horizontal corridor, good thing there was one in the map) and he kills them in the process! 8) Winnar. Eventually i zap him with a wand, and get lucky with a berzerked hit. I then find a way down to the next level and die at the hands of Edmund - another humanoid unique. Oh well. You win some, you lose some.
Then in another one i was playing a hill orc and was chased by a centuar, Big Snake, a Ogre, and afew ats. I lasted 15 moves while slowed. 8) Apperently the couldn\'t touch me with my +4 Ring of evasion and dwarven chainmail/scalemail :P
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my funniest rpg experience would be when i played this card game it was a laugh although i forgot what it was called ... anyway lady luck had thougt it would be fun to fill my hand with \"3 sex-change\" cards :) and there were 3 other players all of them male sitting round the table :P:);):] OH my turn ? mu hahahahahaha
sadly i lost ...
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severance moment for me
i was in a big room full of goblins and i picked up a stool and bet the first goblin silly with it. i then took his sword and loped off the 2nd goblins head and threw it at the 3rd goblin making him step backwards into the fireplace. i then ate the meat off the table and took a shot at the 4th goblin with my bow and then carved him up with my longsword. i was all like haha weak creatures untill an orc with a poison sword came around the corner and i was all \'oh sheet\'. but from killing all those goblins so easyly i charged at him and we were fighting on a bridge over a deep bottomless pit. i over shot a sidestep and fell off and just as i fell off the bridge i was shot in the back by an arrow killing me in mid air and then when my corpse hit the bottom my sword came flying down and sliced off my hand and then just before the screen faded away the orc hit the ground lol :D
its also funny playing with the messed up physics where if you throw an item so it spinns on the ground sometimes the spin will slow down untill it just about stops then it flys aaround the room at top speeds while you hope it doesnt hit and kill you
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snow raven that game wasent munchkin was it?
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LOL Syzerian, those kind of funny stories are the best, methinks. :) Severance: Blade of Darkness? Hmm... never actually checked that game out before... *goes to Google it*
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I\'d have to agree with Kada.
The campbot 2000 is the funniest thing I\'ve ever read, maybe with the exception of Midgard Times.
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A funny one that I can remember was during my first days of Ultima Online. I was just learning the game and had almost no combat experience, when this weirdo comes around and starts following me naked (no armour on, just the underwear). And he kept saying \"fight me\" or something like that and trying to hit me. And there was the rule that you are not allowed to attack newbies (on that shard) so when a game master saw him, he trapped him in a cage or something. And he started asking him all these questions like \"did you know you\'re not allowed to attack new players?\"... and after a few unanswered questions, that guy says \"can i be game master\". Well.. it was fun at the moment :)...
And here\'s a funnier one that happened around the same day, but to a friend on the same server (i didn\'t see all of it). He finally saved money to buy a horse (but his character was still a weak one). So he went around very proud of the horse, and thought of going in a newbie training area to show off. And there were some guys there training on straw dummies or whatever. And I don\'t know what one of them was doing wrong, but this friend of mine stopped with the horse near the dummy, unmounted and said to that player \"here\'s how you do it\", like he was some kind of expert, even if he was a newbie too. But accidently, he targets the horse instead of the dummy. So the horse gets mad and attacks him back. And my friend starts running around because the horse was more powerful and everyone was laughing at him. In the end, he managed to kill his horse (minutes after just buying it with hard-saved money). How I found out about the story? I was looking at his inventory and noticed some big, flat objects. I asked him and found out those were two pieces of \"looted\" horse skin :). He was still carrying them so that he still had something for the money he lost :).
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Originally posted by seperot
snow raven that game wasent munchkin was it?
ahh yes thats the name of it
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best RPG funny I had was when I was playing Phantasy star online and in one of the lobbys ther was this Neo Nazi guy spouting his opinions and for all the effort everyone put in we couldnt shut him up.
We tried destroying his points with arguments and various other things untill finaly I had a stoke of genious...
I went up to him and using the little animation commands I proceeded to chase him around wth my big burly character, kissing him :)
for the next 15 minutes he proceeded to run from me questioning my sexuality... I chased him loudly confessing my love for him :P after a couple more minutes another 20 people had starded chasing him with smoochy intent.
he was never seen again.....
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well i have ta say my funniest moment was recently on planeshift when i had a noob thinkin i was an npc and he was askin people what he had to say to talk to rumblebelly. i thought it was quite halarious then i did /spawn i would have given anything to see the look on his face that would have made it all the more funny :D
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On this game called eternal-lands i play, all the npcs have their names in blue above them. One day i walked past a newb shouting at a npc \"WHY R UR NAME BLUE!!\"
Over and over again.
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jeh ... this one is nice too.
In one NWN server there is always Drow/Duergar vs Surfacers war going on. Well ... surfacer was near a surfacer town planning attack at underdark. Well I was standing near him and his friend and I had 5 other friends with me and I had invisibility sphere so all my friends vere invisible. Then when they were going to move on and attack underdark ... I asked my friend to dispel my invisibility sphere ... he did it and we all appeared. You should have seen their comments and stampeding moves ^^. Well ... after that we used invisibility sphere again and followed them to the citys crafting hall ... \"Now we are safe because they cant get here ... so lets invite people\" ... just when there are about 5 surfacers there my spell ends ... they were pretty stunned while me and my friend casted spells to hold them all in one place ^^. After a little chat they decided not to attack Underdark (big surprise).
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This happend in eq,
Me and some necro who was a few levels below me were just messing around and dueling, and the necro was cussing from time to time. At some point a newb petitioned to a GM, and one showed up to get the necro to stop cussing.
Anyway, the GM couldnt even get a word out due to all of our battle spam, as we continued to duel around the GM. So finally, You have been summoned by the Gods Loading... please wait.
The necro and myself were summoned to a small cubic room, in whatever the GM zone is... like a white trial room. Anyway, we re-challenge eachother to the duel and start going at it, when two GM\'s show up in the room. Since we are still fighting, we end up getting rooted to opposite ends of the floor by the GM.
He starts talking, then I whip out my trusty shurikens and start chucking them across the room, and the necro starts casting some spells at me. Finally, I don\'t know wtf the GM did, but all the sudden none of my macro keys worked, and I couldnt even type. The ability to delete was taken away, and as you typed it would skip every 3 letters or so. So sentences just came out all jarbled between me and the necro.
Anyway... we just got a warning for language, and were sent back to Oasis where people were wondering what happened to us. Just thought this was a funny little tale.
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I don\'t remember the specifics, but this occured in the beginning of a campaign some friends and I were sneaking in at lunch-time in school years back. Frustrated, bored, and annoyed by the shoddy campaign, our party ventures into a Forest Elf tree-top village...
The GM chimed in, \"A pack of children whiz by\"
Quickly, I reply, \"I pick up one of the children and drop-kick him out of the village\"
After a few die rolls, the GM says, \"He lands with a splat. Your act of violence has been spotted by the local villagers. \'\'Get them!\'\' \"
Needless to say, we were brutually killed that day... Good times, good times...
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I\'d have to say that it was during the best tabletop game we\'d ever played...It was a long time ago so I don\'t remember all the specifics...It went something like this:
A party of 5 people, 4 friends and I, are in a dungeon. We opened a door, and there was an Iron Golem on the other side, standing in the middle of a rectangular room. On the far end of the room was another door. We figured it would be treasure and decided to have the party meatshield (Half-orc barbarian with insane stats and an orc double-axe) distract the iron golem while we went into the other room and looted it. Sure enough there was a treasure chest, and I, being the rogue, disabled the trap and picked the lock. We divided the treasure and just before we were ready to leave, our brilliant half-orc friend came running into the room with us, effectively trapping all of us. My friend, an elf ranger, always picked up random objects that somehow ended up helping us, and pulled some crabs and feathers out of one of his pouches. He began licking the crabs and sticking feathers all over them, then ushered them into the room, in a hope to distract the golem. He smashed them to goo, but they helped very little. One of our...meaner, more powerful party members picked up good ol\' Vintersnorg (the barbarian) and tossed him back with the golem. Everyone managed to escape in the commotion except for me and the elven ranger. I stuff the elf in the treasure chest, pull out my handydandy extending poles, crawl on top of the chest, and launch myself and the chest between the legs of the iron golem. We all managed to escape with the treasure and uninjured....well except the half-orc...he was kinda...well yeah...he died....BUT IT WAS HIS FAULT! ;)
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Haha, well, I was a DM on a tabletop RPG and this guy\'s brother decided he wanted to play. He wouldn\'t stop whining until we let him.
Anyway....The party is roaming around a city of non-hostile lizardmen. This guy\'s brother is just playing around with a couple of models somewhere nearby. Suddenly he seemed to hear me say the words \"You are surrounded by a group of lizardmen shamans.\" (They were going to give the party a useful artifact) and he decided lizardmen were hostile. \"I attack the one closest to me!\" he shouts.
What could I do? The guy starts to fight and his brother steps in to help him...Before you know it the whole party\'s been massacered.
This was one of our first games. It was either Dragonquest or Starwars. *sighs*
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soo ... P&P game experience ... hmm ... One of nastiest fights i have been in .. I had hell of a luck u know.
I am riding my horse towards nearby town. Suddenly my horse falls and I roll behind it. Of course it has been shot with huge crossbow ... So I have this beginner mage with good skills (luck at dice rolls ^^). I take a peek over the horse and crossbow projectile hits the dead body of the horse (oh btw I am injured ... got hit by smaller projectile). Luckily it doesnt go through the horse and Im not dead (my constitution sucks so that projectile made me to sustain nasty injury). Then these two swordsmen appear from the darkness (one more note ... the rules arent original and the game is Runequest). They are running towards me and I blast the another one dead. Other runs into melee screaming (YOU BAST*RD ... YOU KILLED MY BROTHER ... NOW FEEL MY WRATH !!!) Then he rolls fumble and rolls again to see how badly he fumbled. Bam ... bad fumble and he damages himself into random location. Location roll ... neck ... Damage roll ... enough damage to sever his head. The head rolls on the ground and I decide that I have to disable the crossbow so I charge and ready spell... whoosh ... fireball + miss ... tree nearby the guy with huge crossbow ignites and falls on the guy ... hehe .. The last bandit starts running in terror even when he could easily kill me -_-.
After that I went to that town and got healed by the guys who gave me the mission to check forest out for bandits.
I consider myself ... lucky
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Originally posted by bbum
This happend in eq,
Me and some necro who was a few levels below me were just messing around and dueling, and the necro was cussing from time to time. At some point a newb petitioned to a GM, and one showed up to get the necro to stop cussing.
Anyway, the GM couldnt even get a word out due to all of our battle spam, as we continued to duel around the GM. So finally, You have been summoned by the Gods Loading... please wait.
The necro and myself were summoned to a small cubic room, in whatever the GM zone is... like a white trial room. Anyway, we re-challenge eachother to the duel and start going at it, when two GM\'s show up in the room. Since we are still fighting, we end up getting rooted to opposite ends of the floor by the GM.
He starts talking, then I whip out my trusty shurikens and start chucking them across the room, and the necro starts casting some spells at me. Finally, I don\'t know wtf the GM did, but all the sudden none of my macro keys worked, and I couldnt even type. The ability to delete was taken away, and as you typed it would skip every 3 letters or so. So sentences just came out all jarbled between me and the necro.
Anyway... we just got a warning for language, and were sent back to Oasis where people were wondering what happened to us. Just thought this was a funny little tale.
Lol that is one of the funniest I have heard! God knows the GM\'s in EQ deserve it! :P (At least most of em)
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Originally posted by Thalos
On this game called eternal-lands i play, all the npcs have their names in blue above them. One day i walked past a newb shouting at a npc \"WHY R UR NAME BLUE!!\"
Over and over again.
funny :D I was playing that game and it drove me crazy so i quit!