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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: dorbian on March 15, 2004, 10:57:14 am

Title: my diforce
Post by: dorbian on March 15, 2004, 10:57:14 am

yesterday i diforced of my uhhh wife, hevrah was our judge and my dear old friend monketh was my lawyer.
i can\'t really remember the name of my wife or her lawyer, but it was a good trial.

although i think the judgement was faulty it was fun and suprisingly real, i\'m looking forward to more of these trials.

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Post by: seperot on March 15, 2004, 11:13:32 am

right dorb....mebbie its time for you to go back to your medication now....dont ya think? :P

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 my diforce

only you can make my spelling seem somewhat normal :D

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Post by: Draklar on March 15, 2004, 11:19:06 am

for Talad!
So it was you? 8o

anyway, in case you don\'t know: you aren\'t allowed to approach my client by 50 feet
brake the judgement and feel the consequences :evil:

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Post by: DepthBlade on March 15, 2004, 03:19:47 pm

Yah I was one of the jurors but i had to leave for work before i got to hear the defendants arguement, bah i said guilty anyways

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Post by: The Gumster on March 15, 2004, 05:47:06 pm

is there a jury in a divorcing case? and how can someone be guilty if they\'re having a divorce ?(

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Post by: Draklar on March 15, 2004, 05:51:50 pm

Dorbian didn\'t say everything... obviously...

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Post by: dorbian on March 15, 2004, 09:34:45 pm

well she stole my bat and some other valuable stuff, and she wasn\'t found guilty at those charges.

but we are divorced ( although i never met her before :S)

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Post by: Monketh on March 15, 2004, 09:48:16 pm

Uh, seeing as meh other post on this issue was... um.. \"removed from the forum\", I think I\'ll repost that link to the log of the \'trial\'.

The Log (http://www.geocities.com/sgtfunkymonkey/trial.txt)

Needless to say, I\'m not a good lawyer.  But I can get the evidence from the brother\'s house and return to court. :P

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Post by: Draklar on March 15, 2004, 09:52:57 pm

ah, there goes my confusion... so you made second divorce trial same day, eh?
ok, seriously, take thy medicine...

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Post by: dorbian on March 15, 2004, 11:58:43 pm

i\'d love to but then i\'m goin to talk inteligent which will make you all get hurty in head.

so i\'ll think i\'ll stay like this

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Post by: AendarCallenlasse on March 16, 2004, 12:27:35 am

You\'re all insane.  Every last one of you.

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Post by: Phinehas on March 16, 2004, 12:56:11 am

I second that Aendar, heartily. I wasn\'t sure at first, but after reading about a quarter of the trial I\'m sure, they\'re all insane. *backs away slowly*

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Post by: DepthBlade on March 16, 2004, 02:50:18 am

When you think about it what the heck! Hevrah why did you have us as a jury for a divorce case mmm unless it was a custody battle or material object suite, would there even be a jury?

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Post by: dorbian on March 16, 2004, 08:33:46 am

SHE STOLE MY STUFF, you need a jury to say if she\'s guilty or not ( imo ) but the jury has been bribed for, so i don\'t agree on the decission made

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Post by: Draklar on March 16, 2004, 08:44:46 am

yea, like we all don\'t know that Monketh is the one bribing the jury...
I mean c\'mon.... giving away pies?

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Post by: dorbian on March 17, 2004, 10:13:27 am

which part of i lost with monketh as my lawyer because it was a corrupt trial anyway don\'t u understand, pies doesn\'t have any effect on them, they are immune to the irresistable smell and taste of.......piiieeeeesss.

eats pie, wonders why jury didn\'t fall for it.