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Title: Dutchphobia
Post by: Ionas on April 15, 2004, 05:06:08 pm: I was looking on another forum (forum.fok.nl) and there they talked about weird phobia. Apparently there is also one called dutchphobia, a fear of dutch people :D. Anyone here who has that fear? :)
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Post by: seperot on April 15, 2004, 05:21:45 pm: quiet! you might wake them >.<

the dutch that is

yea
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Post by: Ionas on April 15, 2004, 05:26:47 pm: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
quiet! you might wake them >.<

the dutch that is

yea

I am one of them :D
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Post by: Monketh on April 15, 2004, 05:47:21 pm: Oh, I\'m sure there\'s more than a few of \'em.

*puts on tinfoil hat*
You can\'t get me now! You can\'t read my mind dutchies! RAHAHA! NO MORE DUTCH MIND-READING!!!!
*laughs maniacally*

*Ahem*....
Yeah, I\'m sure there\'s more than a few of \'em lurking around here...
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Post by: Ionas on April 15, 2004, 06:17:29 pm: I know, theres quite a lot of us here. Xanaroth is among us :). Fear us, we will take over PS! *maniacal laughter*
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Post by: Maxximus on April 15, 2004, 08:48:43 pm: The Dutch are good gamers. Never heard of dutchphobia, though. The more Dutch the better. :D
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Post by: DepthBlade on April 15, 2004, 09:19:47 pm: I am pretty sure I saw someone with um i think it was

A proud supporter of the Dutch Community

something like that so watch out! The dutch are trixie and recruit non-dutchers to do there dirty dutch work :D
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Post by: Ionas on April 15, 2004, 09:41:58 pm: That would be Xanaroth :). And yes were going to make slaves of all non-dutch especially belgian people :D
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Post by: azeazezar on April 15, 2004, 10:29:56 pm: you guys already traid that
DIDN\'T WORK
read your historie book one more time
that date 1830
ever heard of it

P.S. i used to live in Holland->moved to Belgium
Holland ain\'t nearly as cool as belgium 8) 8) 8)
now
GET OVER IT
BELGIUM ROCK\'S!!!!!!!!!!!!
[EDIT]I speak dutch so fear me
Whahaha
laten we de rollen omkeren
Belgi? verovert Nederland!!!!!!!!!
eindelijk goede friet in nederland[/EDIT]
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Post by: Davis on April 16, 2004, 02:42:09 am: I\'ve said this before, and I\'ll say it again. Everybody here is Dutch. If you are afraid of the Dutch, you\'d better get out. They\'re everywhere.

*continues nailing boards to bedroom door*
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Post by: kyp14 on April 16, 2004, 02:57:40 am: Almost all my freinds are sons and daughters of dutch migrants.

And there some of my oldest friends, the dutch don\'t seem to be any different from anyone else.
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Post by: snow_RAveN on April 16, 2004, 07:21:37 am: hmmm a fear of dutch people ?
its not the people its the dammed wooden shoes and their *twitches*clogging sound *twitches* ! Ho the horror THE Horror ......
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Post by: XpYtZ on April 16, 2004, 10:17:06 am: Can\'t say I have a fear of \'em...In fact all the girls I have ever dated seem to have been Dutch. Oh wait...that was...something else...No I was right. I love the dutch ;)
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Post by: Typhorean on April 17, 2004, 06:31:48 am: Hey, I like the Dutch myself.

But you know, there are all sorts of weirder phobias. One that I cannot remember the name of for the life of me, but wish I could: The fear that somewhere, some how...A DUCK IS WATCHING.
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Post by: DepthBlade on April 17, 2004, 06:42:13 am: I like dutch chips if that counts for anything, never really distinguished the difference between a dutch person and a person not dutch!
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Post by: Ionas on April 17, 2004, 08:46:19 pm: Quote
Originally posted by XpYtZ
Can\'t say I have a fear of \'em...In fact all the girls I have ever dated seem to have been Dutch. Oh wait...that was...something else...No I was right. I love the dutch ;)

HEEEEEY leave our girls alone!!!!! Like it isn\'t hard enough to find one without americans going make out with them. :(
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Post by: XpYtZ on April 19, 2004, 07:33:41 am: Oh calm down.
I\'m married now and she aint dutch. She is Scottish. So you can stop worrying.
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Post by: Dyari on April 19, 2004, 11:27:51 am: I too am dutch :D fear us, FEAR US!

But why is it that there so much dutch people?
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Post by: Maxximus on April 19, 2004, 12:14:19 pm: There are so many Dutch, in fact, that they have started sending them off into outter space!

Flying Dutchman (http://www.rnw.nl/hotspots/html/dut040419.html)
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Post by: ParaSite on April 19, 2004, 01:11:47 pm: The Dutch rule the planet >=]
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Post by: Ionas on April 19, 2004, 03:29:04 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Dyari
I too am dutch :D fear us, FEAR US!

But why is it that there so much dutch people?

Don\'t know probably because PS is free :D. There are also a couple of belgians around.
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Post by: MajinBojin on April 19, 2004, 05:06:02 pm: is dit een grap ofzow?? YEAH IM DUTCH, but i can hardly think people could be scared of us... and why are there so many? well becouse dutch people can get connected to the internet for aprox 19 Euro a month.. :)

Well see u online and do visit the one Dutch Community.. http://Http://www.dutchclan.nl or http://www.dutchclan.com. We are working on a planshift section for the dutch groupies like me :)
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Post by: Ionas on April 19, 2004, 05:19:44 pm: No its no joke, just search with google on dutchphobia if you don\'t believe me. There are phobia for some other nationalities as well like anglophobia, fear for english.

Probably with all the dutch posting here we scare everyone with dutchphobia away :D.
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Post by: Dyari on April 19, 2004, 05:44:33 pm: Quote
Originally posted by MajinBojin
becouse dutch people can get connected to the internet for aprox 19 Euro a month.. :)

Nice! that covers the entire section of why dutch people are so into fast-network needing games :)
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Post by: dorbian on April 20, 2004, 11:37:51 am: nah dutch people like us are just greedy basterds that are to lousy to pay for games, or is that just me 8o .

and what\'s wrong with the dutchies, if you forget bout our harry potter minister, the crack ass hippies in the forests smoking coke, and the anti-christs that start beating old jehova\'s to pulp, there\'s nothing wrong with us, we are a perfectly fine kind off people.

okay except for meh :P, i\'m just plain stupid and insane so YEAH FEAR MEH, i\'m why dutchphobia exists and i will roam the planet with my army of dutchies, and we will scare everybody for being dutchies.

[DUTCH]
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ik ben geweldig, ik rule, ik.... ik uhhh errrr ik ben uhhh
ok uhhhh just uhhh drop uhhhh the errr subject.... okay
[/DUTCH]
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Post by: Moogie on April 20, 2004, 11:44:20 am: Yup, after seeing Dorbian in his \"war paint\" I officially have Dutchphobia aswell. :P
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Post by: kyp14 on April 20, 2004, 12:00:07 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Mogura
Yup, after seeing Dorbian in his \"war paint\" I officially have Dutchphobia aswell.

I didn\'t think Holland was full of wariors, hmmm maybe those windmills are full of stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction. \"wonders\"

That would make Hollands weapons of mass destruction outnumber Irauqs by a factor of infinity.

hmmm thats a scary thought.
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Post by: dorbian on April 20, 2004, 01:36:30 pm: crap you are into us, now we gotta find another place to stuff it, i know lets hide it in the mountains.... uhhhh wait not enough mountainst todo that in 8o

i got it, stuff in those coffeeshops, got enough of those also.

and well the dutch people aren\'t known for their hot looks and their perfect minds alone, we gotta have some fighting skills also :P
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Post by: kyp14 on April 21, 2004, 02:53:32 am: Hmmm I will now think twice before drinking at one of your coffee shops, defintelly if the coffee is radiating green :P
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Post by: kyp14 on April 21, 2004, 03:15:23 am: Oh deary........Oh deary in deed, look what the crazy dutch have gone and done now CnC Holland the mods website is here http://holland.willruletheworld.com/
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Post by: dorbian on April 21, 2004, 07:50:08 am: Quote
Originally posted by kyp14
Hmmm I will now think twice before drinking at one of your coffee shops, defintelly if the coffee is radiating green :P

well the coffeeshops here sell like weed and shit like that, so if the coffee would be green, it wouldn\'t surprise me ;)

so be afraid of all the stoned dutchies, we will rule the world with our stoner heads ( except for me i gotta lead them, and i will be sober )
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Post by: TheGeneral on April 21, 2004, 08:11:12 am: Yes, I too love dutch.
Just the other day, I had a bag of dutch chips. They were stale, but eatable. And after the dutch chips, I had dutch diarea, most likely caused by dutch chips.
There was this girl I dated once, she was dutch.....or canadian, I am not sure, no matter. She was cool. She used to dress up as a dutch bar-maiden, and we would drink tea and talk about our feelings.
And then there is my dog, he is not dutch, but I just thought I\'d mention him.
Oh yes, Dutch, it\'s one fine drinking orange juice.
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Post by: snow_RAveN on April 21, 2004, 12:24:04 pm: dutchphobia .... hhmmmm....

the word kinda reminds me of the austin powers movie gold member ... i rember some where in that film there was something about the dutch .....................

or is it just me . ?
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Post by: Davis on April 21, 2004, 08:57:11 pm: Yes, Austin\'s dad was a dutch hater.
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Post by: dorbian on April 21, 2004, 09:15:11 pm: for a country with the size of holland, there are alot of dutchies in here, infact they are everywhere o.O, there are sooo many places where we hide, wait for the errors, wait to attack, come my brethren, put on your warpaint, THEY CAN TAKE OUR FREEDOM, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR MAKE-UP.... PAINT.
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Post by: Xalthar on April 22, 2004, 01:44:15 am: good for nothing bunch of whiners, that\'s what the dutch are :rolleyes: :P
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Post by: Davis on April 22, 2004, 02:02:59 am: If Xalthar somehow manages to dissapear, we\'ll know what happened.
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Post by: kyp14 on April 22, 2004, 05:06:04 am: Quick Xalthar there coming lock the doors, nail the windows shut..............there coming for YOU.
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Post by: snow_RAveN on April 22, 2004, 01:00:47 pm: hmm i think the dutch are good for all thoese little wind mill thingys that you bring home to annoy people who asked you for suvinours (sp) and dont forget the shoes

OH and dairy products ! i think :?
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Post by: Dyari on April 22, 2004, 01:57:45 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Xalthar
good for nothing bunch of whiners, that\'s what the dutch are :rolleyes: :P

You have now been officially put on the blacklist of english-people-who-will-regret-what-they-have-said-a while-ago. Have a nice day :D
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Post by: Xalthar on April 22, 2004, 04:37:11 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Dyari
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Originally posted by Xalthar
good for nothing bunch of whiners, that\'s what the dutch are :rolleyes: :P

You have now been officially put on the blacklist of english-people-who-will-regret-what-they-have-said-a while-ago. Have a nice day :D

Too bad for you that I\'m far from being english (I\'m fiercely patriotic unlike some of my countrymen and women, so watch your tone and don\'t ever accuse me of being english again, the horror.. :P)
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Post by: Dyari on April 23, 2004, 12:10:31 am: Quote
Originally posted by Xalthar
Too bad for you that I\'m far from being english (I\'m fiercely patriotic unlike some of my countrymen and women, so watch your tone and don\'t ever accuse me of being english again, the horror.. :P)

lol ok.. then you are on the Not-so-english-people-who-said-bad-things-about-dutch-people-blacklist..

btw, what language are you then?
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Post by: Davis on April 23, 2004, 12:28:01 am: He\'s Danish and owns a battleaxe (or should). Ph34r him.
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Post by: Dyari on April 23, 2004, 12:31:43 am: i fear him already ;) but looking at your sig, you should be fearing us :D
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Post by: Davis on April 23, 2004, 12:33:29 am: Not as long as I have Jolt and a Magnum. :D
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Post by: Dyari on April 23, 2004, 12:35:42 am: ok i am not going to reply that one.. as it is turning out into spam :P..
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Post by: dorbian on April 23, 2004, 08:34:26 am: There was this documentary on tv not so long ago which told me that most of the tourists goto the netherlands to smoke weed, specially the british.
so bug off with your windmills and your wooden shoes, \'cause you know that we know that you are here for the drugs.

bow quit with the shoes allready, we never wear those.