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Gameplay => Guilds Forum => Topic started by: King Orange on April 28, 2004, 12:31:17 am

Title: Orange Crusaders
Post by: King Orange on April 28, 2004, 12:31:17 am: Brothers and sisters. We all know the tyranny of the lemons and their insidious ways. Don not be swayed by their crafty manipulations and sneaky ways.

Join us, the Oranges! Be a part of the mightiest fruit force in the galaxy. Together with the strawberries (Lead by their king, Kiern) we will crush the Lemons into pulp.

Not only do new recruits get the glory of defeating the Lemons, but all new recruits receive free orange juice, the finest weaponry and gadgetry, slushies, ice cream, and more!

Come. Join us. It is you duty.
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Post by: Moogie on April 28, 2004, 12:59:22 am: Moved to Guilds forum.

...and next time, Venge, please PM me or something. I get slaughtered enough as it is.
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Post by: Xalthar on April 28, 2004, 01:01:14 am: /me takes out the fruit squishing hammer of DOOM!!!

time to die, foul fruits!!
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Post by: Lord, Cherry Cherrington on April 28, 2004, 01:04:04 am: Fool you shal die from the power of the cherrys.

The orange\'s and lemons are stemless freaks and thus must be burnt!
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Post by: Xalthar on April 28, 2004, 01:06:02 am: I\'ll eat you for saying that! Cherries are tasty...

mmmh, cherries....
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Post by: Draklar on April 28, 2004, 01:12:20 am: ahh... when will they learn... that there is just no way to fight lemons.... :O
Lemon troops are like everywhere... barbaric oranges shall crumble...
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Post by: Zetsumei on April 28, 2004, 01:33:20 am: I second that, Dark Lord.

The lemons shall prevail! We shall defeat (and then promptly consume) the other fruits!
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Post by: Lord, Cherry Cherrington on April 28, 2004, 01:34:57 am: dark lord ha! the true dark lord is the master of the coconuts! and they are our new allies in this war.

your lemon dark lord stands little chance againced the true dark lord.
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Post by: Empanado on April 28, 2004, 03:27:15 am: Ok, you know what? You\'re strange. All of you. People. Fruit. Things. Whatever.
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Post by: Monketh on April 28, 2004, 03:28:21 am: I am here m\'lord. May the dark lemons nevah prevail!
I promise the finest and largest of melons for munitions, m\'lord.

*whispers \"Hail Melon!\"*

-The Orange Count
Remember, inside every cantaloupe is a juicy orange.;)
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Post by: Empanado on April 28, 2004, 03:32:10 am: Whatever. Hey, anybody knows where a chirimoya fits into the fruit wars?
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Post by: SaintNuclear on April 28, 2004, 04:03:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by Monketh
-The Orange Count

The Orange what?! 8o
Oh, it got an O in there :tongue:

Oranges, you got no hope, surrender now! (but you\'ll die anyways, just in case you think you can get away with this)

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Originally posted by Mogura
...and next time, Venge, please PM me or something. I get slaughtered enough as it is.

I thought it\'s against the rules to talk about moderations :rolleyes:
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Post by: Vengeance on April 28, 2004, 06:00:35 am: You guys are lucky I\'m a dev and cannot start a Toast guild.... if I could, you\'d all be, well.... toast. :-)

Mogura, I cannot PM you about policies on each thread and it never occurred to me to do that. Ok so you deleted them--whatever. It\'s just a fricken forum, people! :-)

- Vengeance
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Post by: DepthBlade on April 28, 2004, 06:37:10 am: Long live the LEMONS!! HIp HIp h00ray!! Hip Hip H00ray! (argh brb go log under my lord lemon account :D)
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Post by: Kintall on April 28, 2004, 12:44:46 pm: Oranges FOREVER!!!

\"taste lead foul.. not-oranges\"
(http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~lookit/orangegunner.gif)
-wonders when oranges developed opposable thumbs...

BANG etc.. :)

edit: and thisd just to hand. the orange forces have now developed a new weapon to fight the infidel hordes

ORANGE NANO TECHNOLOGY!!!
(http://www.accounting-owl.co.uk/asm/oranges/43-probe_skin.jpg)

and we now have PROOF that oranges were the first to land on the moon
(http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~lookit/moonsqueezing.jpg)
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Post by: snow_RAveN on April 28, 2004, 01:49:00 pm: rember that b-grade movie ? Killer tatmatoes ? some how ... just some how i have this feeling that this has happened before ...
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Post by: tybrus on April 28, 2004, 02:41:16 pm: Quote
rember that b-grade movie ? Killer tatmatoes ?

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes...It was also a very shorted lived cartoon if my memory serves me right
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Post by: Sangwa on April 28, 2004, 03:23:02 pm: Lemons shall run the world! All of you second class fruits shall be pwned buy us!!!
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Post by: Kintall on April 28, 2004, 06:41:43 pm: we\'ve got them now :)
(http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~lookit/orangedeathstar.jpg)
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Post by: KwartzTheKran on April 28, 2004, 07:00:21 pm: To be fair oranges have nothing on lemons, a glass of coke with orange? pfff! now a glass of coke with lemon, thats the key.
(good images kintall, shame they are of oranges)

(http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload4/respect_the_lemon.jpg)
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Post by: Xalthar on April 28, 2004, 10:40:50 pm: rofl @ kintall\'s pics :D

hehe, this fruity business just keeps getting more... fruity? =)
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Post by: Kintall on April 29, 2004, 06:10:27 am: whilst sleeping today I was nearly a victim of a Fruit assasin!, THIS was the weapon used..
(http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~lookit/pineapple copy.jpg)

I\'m not sure but I think it was the bananas...
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Post by: SaintNuclear on April 29, 2004, 11:24:12 am: Yeah, looks like a banana\'s work, the assasin didn\'t even pull the pin! :rolleyes:
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Post by: karakth on April 29, 2004, 07:59:02 pm: The true orange master:

(http://www.donaldgeorge.de/oranges.jpg)

A scene from the grand battle:

(http://www.nymuseum.com/Palley/13%20Still%20Life%20with%20Oranges%20and%20Lemons,%2026%20x%2021%20in.jpg)

(Looks like the lemons are getting the worst of it)
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Post by: Kintall on May 02, 2004, 12:09:22 pm: It seems now by Citrus Sisters/Brothers we have gained the upper hand, I will reveal our new weapon, that will turnt the tide from drowning the lemon heathens to dropping them directly into hell, GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~lookit/orangecannon copy.jpg)