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Gameplay => General Discussion => Topic started by: shadowkhan on August 06, 2004, 03:40:13 pm
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Alright everyone. For those of you who have Aineko\'s Mods (and still have ur chat log), lets see if we can scrounge together some funny qotes :)
I\'m gonna have to go look through mine to see if i can find any, cause i really cant remember any off the top of my head lol. (and thats why we have chat logs)
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Lets see, oh here is one \"THE KHAN\" oh and here we have \"Youngster\"....Further on we have \"/me returns to AFKness\" and a bit earlier we have (coming from you) \"You are #1 on my list\" and \"I have now put stars around your name\"...allll off the top of my head :P
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I forget who said this one but its my favourite
\"OMG MY UNDERWEAR DONT FIT! TALAD PLZ FIX!\"
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yeah. good times man. good times. so many people to kill, so little time.
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Heh and I am #1 still THE KHAN? plz tell me I am number one, yougnster :P
K...again, I have had my fun
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I dont kno waylander...its still a toss up between u and elk i think. Its pretty much gonna come down to whoever i see first i think lol.
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A couple I found after a quick look, but there\'s so much to wade through in those logs!
Sirspike, new to PS, approaches some likely looking established players in need of help...
Sirspike says: hi!
>Nilaya greets sirspike.
Sirspike says: whats the controls?
Sirspike says: whats the controls??????
Grakrim says: How did you get in here if you don\'t know the controls?
Sirspike says: hello anyone???????
Sirspike says: whats the conbtrols?
Grakrim says: But you walked here...
Nilaya says: sirspike, a, s, d, w, space, m, shift, arrow keys, r
Sirspike says: someone help please?
Grakrim puzzles over the philosphy, \"How many roads must a man walk down before he learns the controls?\"
Acraig approaches a group of players and takes up position between two female Dermorians...Acraig says: mmm between two lovely ladies :)
Gronomist says: ....
Zetsumei says: nee!
Moogie says: lol acraig
Zetsumei says: hmm
Zetsumei says: sounds like something I\'d say
Acraig says: but that really is an axe in my pocket :)
Axsyrus says: lol acraig :D
Moogie says: sure it is ;)
Harveywallbanger says: lol acraig
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omg! Acraig rules :P
And I will be the one Shadow, I will be....not matter what it takes :P
Note: Both those who are tied for first have gone out or are going out with Karyuu....coincidence? I think so
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this is rather long but a trivia question (a made up one) by Monketh somehow led to a \"discussion\" over whether monkeys are food.
Monketh shouts: \"What are the NPC\'s on strike for?\" (400) #28
Monketh shouts: Hint: It\'s a food item
Sangwa shouts: Lassy?
Elkindel shouts: cheese?
Cadoras shouts: hot dogs?
Elkindel shouts: ale?
Monketh shouts: C\'est pas le fromage
Harveykeitel shouts: reuben sandwiches?
Silicite shouts: do they want more beer?
Monketh shouts: no
Karyuu shouts: Cheese! XD
Elkindel shouts: lots of cheese?
Sangwa shouts: Ale?
Sangwa shouts: Wine?
Sangwa shouts: Bread?
Cadoras shouts: MOnkeyrs
Elkindel shouts: monkeys arent food O.o
Silicite shouts: they want to eat cake?
Monketh shouts: /cryptic sometimes you put cheese on it
Harveykeitel shouts: ruebens must be it. corned beef is delicious
Cadoras shouts: monkeys are food
Sangwa shouts: Pie?
Mordaan shouts: nachos?
Elkindel shouts: crackers?
Cadoras shouts: crackers
Ghostslayer shouts: meat?
Monketh shouts: melted cheese
Silicite shouts: spaghetti?
Cadoras shouts: toast
Sangwa shouts: Cadoras monkeys are NOT food
Mordaan shouts: lol
Sangwa shouts: ^^
Cadoras shouts: yes they ARE
Monketh shouts: lol
Elkindel shouts: monkeys arent food......
Xeraans shouts: yall are making me hungry :)
Sangwa shouts: No they are NOT!
Cadoras shouts: they are spicy food :P
Ghostslayer shouts: they can be...
Monketh shouts: Kids hate it
Silicite shouts: nachos!
Sangwa shouts: Omg
Mordaan shouts: broccoli
Cadoras shouts: spinach
Ghostslayer shouts: brocoli
Harveykeitel shouts: I know... el pollo loco
Silicite shouts: broccoli!
Sangwa shouts: Cabage
Monketh shouts: Mordaan Is correct! :)
Xeraans shouts: CANDY!
Harveykeitel shouts: tanduri chicken
Silicite shouts: cauliflower?
Sangwa shouts: Baked beans
Mordaan shouts: :-D
Elkindel shouts: ...monkeys arent food
Harveykeitel shouts: it means we are all cultists :p
Monketh shouts: Xeraans, you put melted cheese on candy?
Xeraans shouts: YES
Cadoras shouts: pasta?
Silicite shouts: cheese is good with everything!
Monketh shouts: 0o
Sangwa shouts: *gets sick*
Xeraans shouts: ketchup on ice cream :)
Elkindel shouts: O.o *is oddly distuebed by the image of cadoras eating monkeys*
Harveykeitel shouts: cheese is |------this good -----|
Monketh shouts: alright, the question was answered already
Silicite shouts: monkey brains are a delicacy
Sangwa shouts: *is more disturbed about the image of Xeerans eating monkeys with cheedse*
Monketh shouts: \"Le fromage. Yeah, it\'s that important.\" ;)
Elkindel shouts: well....cheese makes most everything better
Elkindel shouts: but monkeys.....
Cadoras shouts: Monkeys are there own food group
Redlars shouts: mmm, butt monkeye
Silicite shouts: mmm... cheese...
Ghostslayer shouts: have you ever eaten a monkey elkindel?
Cadoras shouts: butt Monkeys with cheese
Sangwa shouts: Monkeye X_X
Elkindel shouts: nope, dont plan to : p
Silicite shouts: monkey burger royale with cheese
Ghostslayer shouts: then how do you know cheese doesnt make them taste better? :p
Cadoras shouts: lol
Gronomist shouts: Sangwa - Killing monks and eating their eyes are against the rules... Please stop that. :)
Sangwa shouts: Stop that *get\'s sick*
Sangwa shouts: I will try =P
Silicite shouts: double monkey burger royale with bacon and cheese
Sangwa shouts: I hope I can control myself not to eat monk eyes
(I edited out various greets and newbie questions not prevalent to the topic ;) )
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Hahaha, I remember that, \'twas good times :P
And I still say Monkeys are food, and nothing will make me think differently!!!
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Ack. where am i when all the good stuff happens lol.
That was great by the way Kada :)
maybe...u kno...since i started this thread, i should find something funny. hmmm.
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Oh. Right. Forgot one thing....
*baps cadoras/armeen/waylander*
Hush u. This has nothing to do with karyuu lol. *points to kary\'s name on his blade*
I wanna kill her too :)
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Waylander, there is a funny text that shows people like you. People who like monkeys and their \"monkey Powa\".
I like Monkeys! The pet store was selling them for
five cents a pieace. I thought this was odd since
they were normally a couple thousand. I decided
not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought
200 of them.
I like monkeys.I took my 200 monkeys home. I
have a big car. I let one of drive. His name was
Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them
were really bright. They kept punching themselves
in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the
genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into
my room.
They didn\'t adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech and hurl
themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam
into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it\'s third
hour. Two hours later I found out why all the
monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No
apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped
dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it
dies five hours later. God damn cheap monkeys. I
didn\'t know what to do. There were 200 dead
monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, in the
dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like
I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn\'t work.
It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and
one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys. I
tried to pretend that they were just stuffed
animals. That worked for awhile, that is until they
began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I
had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my
toilet and I didn\'t want to call a plumber. I was
embarrassed. I tried to slow down the
decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuantely
there was only enough room for two at a time, so I
had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to
eat all the food in the freezer so it didn\'t go bad. I
tried to burn them, but little did I know that my
bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two
dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one
hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a
pile on my bed, The odor wasn\'t improving. I
became agitated at my inability to dispose of the
dead monkeys and I really had to use the
bathroom.
So, I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I
felt better. I tried throwing them away but the
garbage man said the city was not allowed to
dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet
one. He couldn\'t take it either. I didn\'t bother
asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as
Christmas gifts. My friends didn\'t quite know what
to say. They pretended to like them, but I could
tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them
in the genitals.
I know it is not a PS quote but hey, it is funny =)
Also, I don\'t know who is the autor for this. I saw it first at Ebaum\'s World, but then they erased it. Found on a geocities page with no name or anything, if anyone knows the author of this text, let me know to give credit for the text.
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*wipes a tear from his eye*
woo. that was good XD
This quote i have is really random...but thats just me 0_o
I had been having a conspiracy about karyuu before this so u kno what was going on before:
me and kary already had this conversation lol
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: i had to put on me conspiracy theory hippo.
GuildChat from Karyuu: It looked lovely on you, by the way..
GuildChat from Psybur: Convo on what? D:
GuildChat from Nilaya: lol
GuildChat from Karyuu: Complimented your cheekbones.
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: i accused her of being a freaky 50 year old gay guy trying to hook up in a virtual game.
GuildChat from Nilaya: What the...
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: i kno...i love how taht hippo fits me
GuildChat from Psybur: ... Ok shadow... THAT IS CREEPING A BIT
GuildChat from Nilaya: Yeah, I agree with Psy
Karyuu tells you: ^5 XD
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: meh. i was bored so i had to think of SOMETHING funny.
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Well, if those pictures that she has on the web of her are actualy her, then she looks pretty good for a 50 year old gay guy :P
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You kno, i was thinking the exact same thing Cadoras lol
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Kind of long, but...hilarious :) Edited a bunch out...Jestal/Bardon just wouldn\'t let poor Chris go! I think this was around April 24th.
> Server Admin: Hi guys need to restart server again
> Server Admin: Wouldn\'t take more than a monisadad minute
Oru says: Yay. Server resets.
Bardon says: aDMIN
Bardon says: ADMIN
> Server Admin: Yess?
Bardon says: SOMEONE TOOK MY 3000 XTALS
Elkindel shouts: monisadad?
> Server Admin: Whoa how that happen?
Harveywallbanger shouts: ok server_admin
Luze shouts: im fine with that
Bardon says: I DROPPED THEM
Bardon says: AND
Deadhawk says: LOL
Tycho says: Whoa server admin... haven\'t seen that pop up in awhile
> Server Admin: Elik > spelling error
Kixoras shouts: whos the admin talkn?
Bardon says: I WUS GIVING
Kixoras shouts: boonet?
Kixoras shouts: venge?
Bardon says: THEM TO MY OTHER PLAYER
>Server Admin: naw chris
Deadhawk says: jestal
Bardon says: THN SOMEONE GRABBED THEM
Kixoras shouts: yeah!
> Server Admin: OK give me a minute...
Deadhawk says: why didn\'t you /trade them
Tycho shouts: Yeah the server admin, duh
Kixoras shouts: wee
Deadhawk says: that\'s not smart
Nilaya says: thanks Chris! :)
> Server Admin: Bardon... I do\'nt think i can... help with that.
Kixoras shouts: its lke talkin to god or something
Luze shouts: lol
Aramis shouts: hahaha
Kixoras shouts: :D could i have 8 xtals
Aramis shouts: can I have a new guitar ?
Kixoras shouts: wait!
Tycho shouts: Yeah make it rain crystals, hheheeheh
Kixoras shouts: dont reset! i see an emmy!
>Server Admin: Pls join the PS sweepstakes
>Server Admin: Just costs 3000 xtals
>Server Admin: Grand prize is 3000 xstals
...server is restarted...
> Server Admin: Bardon, u should find out who took your crystals
Tycho says: Talad is my man though, got is autographed mug
> Server Admin: Jestal what quest? How about... The help bardon quest.
> Server Admin: OK bye pple. Till the next coming.
Jestal shouts: ADMIN
> Server Admin: Whattt Jestal?
Jestal shouts: How do i do quests?
> Server Admin: Jestal just talk to the people around.
Deadhawk says: Jestal gets on everybody\'s nerve
Elkindel says: ....lol
> Server Admin: Somebody help him already :)
Kixoras shouts: what a great nite, i alked to god and im collecting millions of xtals
Jestal shouts: ADMIN
Tycho says: Must be one huge arse chat box from the admin line, seeing all the chats
> Server Admin: JESTAL!
Jestal shouts: how can i reach u
Elkindel says: he should stop shouting \"ADMIN\"
>Server Admin: I cannot be reached.
> Server Admin: I restarted the server. quests should be back, if they awere gone
> Server Admin: I... think.
...
>Server Admin: OK Jestal is gone, so am i!
>Server Admin: I could do things, except that i don\'t know how to do them.
Nilaya says: We\'ll have to show you sometime. lol
Kixoras shouts: your such a modest god
>Server Admin: Goodbye World. Have fun!
Nilaya says: Take care, Mr. Admin! :) thanks again
Kixoras shouts: *hugs admin*
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Haha I am everywhere in this Kixoras=Cadoras\' sister hahaha
I rule. And Shadowkhan I am not sure if you were here when we had the monkey talk.
And dead monkeys are NOT funny. Though, they are tasty.
And don\'t kill Karyuu...or Elkindel...I should be #1 ME!!!
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Lol. \"Wow, what a great night, i got to talk to God and i got a bunch of xtals.\"
man thats funny.
And we\'ll see cadoras, we\'ll see
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Ah yes, the PS trivia nights.. good times ;)
Heres a part of a different session:
Monketh shouts: Q#15: (100) X,Y and Z are all ___, as well as A and B, and C, etc...
Ghostslayer shouts: letters?
Mordaan shouts: variables
Silicite shouts: coordinates
Silicite shouts: dimensions
Sangwa shouts: letters!
Monketh shouts: The Algebraic term is \"Variables\"
Ghostslayer shouts: you need to be more specific ;)
Mordaan shouts: heh, math degree finally paid off ;-)
Sangwa shouts: Incognitas!
Sangwa shouts: Oh wait that\'s portuguese =P
Sangwa shouts: Can\'t say it in english =P
Monketh shouts: Q#16: In the Equation (x^(1/3))^3= 8^2, what is the value of x?
Ghostslayer shouts: 64
Silicite shouts: 8
Monketh shouts: GhostSlayer is correct
Sangwa shouts: 1
Silicite shouts: aww, poop
Sangwa shouts: XD
Ghostslayer shouts: mu hahah! Engineering math pays off ;)
Mordaan shouts: *throws degree in trash*
Sangwa shouts: Thinks about finishing school
Sangwa shouts: **
Harveykeitel shouts: school.. I was in school once ... =P
Monketh shouts: Q#17: Drakthedrow is from what country? (100)
Ghostslayer shouts: poland
Sangwa shouts: Drowland
Harveywallbanger shouts: holland
Sangwa shouts: Hmm good question, what is his nationallity?
Harveykeitel shouts: The Ivory Coast
Monketh shouts: Ghost, are you a computer or something?
I was doing really well that night ;)
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./buddy give moogie lots of money and a big house and a sports car and an indoor swimming pool and a private jet and ... ...
* Pogopuschel makes a dog-like sound \"too many parameters\"
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Ghostslayer: I think i will have to agree with monketh\'s last sentence lol.
moogie: all i can say is... XD
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not a quote, but I thought my footer was kinda funny :P
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Eheh. Cadoras, this one\'s for you :)
Just found this in my log:
Shadowkhan shouts: puh. the minute u kill me cadoras ill......be dead i guess. that didnt come out right......
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lol, Good times Shadowkhan, good times.
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>Shadowkhan just joined Planeshift
GuildChat from Elkindel: here comes mr. game organizer
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: oy that took forever to login
GuildChat from Karyuu: \'Lo, Keeper of the Hippos.
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: greetings elk, and me gesshoko...ian sister
GuildChat from Elkindel: hey shadow
GuildChat from Karyuu: *bops Shadow on the head* GesshokU.
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: keeper of the hippos?
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: *rubs head* oh yeah
GuildChat from Elkindel: the god hippos, no less
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: oh yes
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: and the nonheaded sea unicorn guppy
GuildChat from Elkindel: o_0
GuildChat from Karyuu: Welcome to Shadowkhan\'s Freak Zoo.
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: mwahah
GuildChat from Elkindel: you beheaded it?
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: no
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: it was nonheaded to begin with
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: NONheaded
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: not BEheaded lol
GuildChat from Karyuu: It was born that way. Unfortunate defect.
GuildChat from Elkindel: ahh, bet it has a hard time eating
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: yep. thats what it gets for living in karyuu\'s frying pan
GuildChat from Karyuu: I don\'t eat fishies.
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: i kno
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: but it was living in ur frying pan
GuildChat from Karyuu: I don\'t own a frying pan.
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: i tried to get the sea weasel
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: but
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: it was in the bucket
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: who\'s up for some riduculously funny rpging?
GuildChat from Karyuu: How ridiculously? ;)
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: sea weasel ridiculous
GuildChat from Karyuu: Oh. I was thinking Ultimate Space Mango ridiculous..
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: nah. we are WAY beyond ultimate space mango ridiculous
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: what IS an ultimate space mango?
GuildChat from Karyuu: It\'s a vehicle XD
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: no my friends...
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: we are
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: in God Hippo Zone ridiculous!!!
GuildChat from Elkindel: *spawns and hope he doesnt get hit with Laanx\' Lag Hammer of DOOM*
GuildChat from Elkindel: subzero fps....
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: i didnt kno u could get that low
GuildChat from Karyuu: Quick! To the Space Mango! o.o
GuildChat from Karyuu: *hops into a badly drawn spaceship and flies away*
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: *munches on elk\'s goat*
GuildChat from Elkindel: O_O
GuildChat from Elkindel: you -ate- my goat? o_0
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: only a little.
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: well, see ya all in mundania...someday...over the rainbow
GuildChat from Elkindel: bye shadow
GuildChat from Xeraans: Seeya!
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: where skiiiies aaaaaare bluuuuuuue
GuildChat from Tycho: Stop the singy get to the leavy =P
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: hey
GuildChat from Shadowkhan: *throws a hippo at \"ninja tycho\"*
GuildChat from Tycho: Is that the... hippos.... goats.... I\'m gonna report you people to.. some... animal thingy
GuildChat from Nilaya: seriously
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Anyone else have something funny? Come on, more people out there have to have funny stories! XD
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He and Tycho is hilarious :P
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Shadowkhan says: ha found ya
>Elkindel greets Shadowkhan.
>Karyuu greets Shadowkhan.
Shadowkhan says: thought u could hide
Shadowkhan says: but no
Shadowkhan says: im to fast for ya
Shadowkhan says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Elkindel says: and...? : p
Shadowkhan twitches in spasms and collapses
Karyuu says: Aaaanyway...
Elkindel says: *nudges shadow with a stick*
Shadowkhan bites the stick and then tears elks arm off
Karyuu steps on Shadow
Shadowkhan then procedes to eat elk parts of elkindel
Karyuu says: Hey... only I\'m allowed to gnaw on parts of him...
Shadowkhan says: sheesh kary.
Elkindel says: im immortal : P *various body parts regrow*
Shadowkhan steals the bag o bricks from kary
Shadowkhan throws lots o bricks
Shadowkhan says: really?
Shadowkhan begins to systematically reeat all of elk
Karyuu says: I challenge you to a duel, Shadowkhan!
Karyuu says: ... over.. Elkindel... c_C
Shadowkhan says: enguard fiend!
Elkindel says: and yes, only Kary can gnaw on me : p
Karyuu dies laughing
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Funny logs :) takes a while to read through though. Anyone have any few-line quotes from ingame or IRC?
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Moogie you edited my post :\'( . And I hope that little quote happened after Karyuu broke up wit me :P
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IRC?
wtf I\'m a hampster
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Hard to find some one liners hehe. U have to get it all so u kno whats going on 0_o.
And yes, cadoras, it was after she broke up with u. U realize u went out for oh....a week or two?
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a month and a half I believe
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somebody - if i could draw my axe right now you\'d all be so dead.
steuben - *hands a pencil
wish i could remember who that was.
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I had an interesting conversation with FESFES the other day... (I dont have the mods...) He was trying to explain why killerv was a good name, but basically made a fool of himself... Heh, he said he had always used FlyingV as a name...reminded me of ducks. I guess you had to be there...
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omg Icefalcon, those movies were so good, the bash brother...omg, I have to go rent them, cya
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Haha, yeah the Mighty Ducks. Ha, the Bash Bros. crash into the rink with the...whats it called...Zambo or something like that. Haha :D
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dinners, flower, and a picture collage...sound good?
oops
dinner, flowers*
lol
a flower
:D
* Moogie|Mogura hands cyo a daisy
* cyo passes it to Venge
awww that\'s so sweet... :)
you remembered! my favorite! *weep*