PlaneShift

Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: snow_RAveN on August 15, 2004, 12:39:29 pm

Title: Planeshift Casting Call !
Post by: snow_RAveN on August 15, 2004, 12:39:29 pm: Ok so if some nut job in hollywood ever decides to make a movie about planeshift, ( action, love[bah],sci fi ....) who would star in it ? and most importantly why ? :D

p.s mods if you think this is off topic rubbish pls move this )
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Post by: Xordan on August 15, 2004, 01:41:07 pm: Me obviously, coz I\'m good looking, have the l33t w17h m3h, I\'m ub3r generally, I\'m in the best guild, and I\'m a genius. :D
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Post by: John_Thazer on August 15, 2004, 02:18:11 pm: Peter Jackson:\"I need an idea for a new movie...something original...fresh...\"
Bruce Willis:\"Oh I got an excelent idea.\"
Peter Jackson:\"What is it?\"
Bruce Willis:\"Me and my friends were thinking and now imaging...Lord of the Rings IV: The Space Rings of Orion!\"
Peter Jackson:\"Oh not again! I...\"
Bruce Willis:\"It\'s set on a planet of Blue Sun.\"
Peter Jackson:\"Go on...\"
Bruce Willis:\"It\'s populated by different races...err...Ylian...Dermorian...Enkidukai...Kran...Ynnwn...Xacha...etc...\"
Peter Jackson:\"Ok but how all those races got on that planet?\"
Bruce Willis:\"Here\'s wonderful part...Ok ok...the first races were brought there by 2 aliens...Talad and Lanx...but other races came from another plane! They are PlaneShifters.\"
Peter Jackson:\"Hm...PlaneShifters...yes...I like that...go on...so where does Lord of the Rings comes in.\"
Bruce Willis:\"Ok here we go...Sauron didn\'t die...but went to the Planet of Blue Sun but he is weak so it takes him many many many many many years to get strong again. Now Sauron wants not just to take over the Planet of Blue Sun but over the UNIVERSE...ok now...in MiddleEarth this dude Gandalf senses that Sauron is strong again and searches for the Space Rings of Orion. So he wants to go to the Planet of Blue Sun and stop Sauron...but there is a problem...Gandalf can\'t get there by magical means so he needs...a spaceship...and here I...and my friends come in...ok we own a space ship...so Gandalf hires us.\"
Peter Jackson:\"Aha so who\'s the friends you talking about?\"
Bruce Willis:\"Well Samuel L. Jackson, Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson. So Gandalf brings those...whats-they-called...err Dwarves and Elf and a Human and a Hobbit. Then they take on a jorney through space land on the planet...there is a love story there too...kill all they bad guys take some girls back to MiddleEarth and have a party at The Prancing Pony!\"
Peter Jackson:\"[and he thinks I\'m gonna do that! JRR Tolkien will turn in his grave! need to get out of here fast] Hehe nice nice I love it...but err you know I got a plane to catch...and err when I be back we can talk more about this wonderfull idea of yours. Bye bye gotta run.\"
Bruce Willis:\"Well don\'t forget...i\'ll be waiting.\"

Sometime later at Stephen Spielberg\'s residence.

Peter Jackson:\"Well i had an excelent idea for a new film we can make.\"
Stephen Spielberg:\"Yes yes what\'s it called?\"
Peter Jackson:\"Ok it\'s called...The PlaneShifters...we can even make a TV series afterwards...\"
Stephen Spielberg:\"The PlaneShifters...i like that tell me more...\"

}-THE END-{
(or is it?)
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Post by: Caldazar on August 15, 2004, 03:15:01 pm: Brad Pitt starring as: CALDAZAR
Who wants to be Johney Depp and Julia Roberts?
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Post by: FlippySeal on August 15, 2004, 05:27:54 pm: snow raven, that\'s the stupidest thing I\'ve ever heard you say. WHO THE HELL! In their right mind, would make a story about PLANESHIFT!!?? I\'ll bet you $215 that never happens, and John_Thazer that was brilliant.

Edited for language.
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Post by: snow_RAveN on August 15, 2004, 05:37:07 pm: notice \" some nut job\" but i accpet your bet . Would you be paying with pay pal or do i get my check in the mail ? :D
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Post by: druke on August 15, 2004, 05:40:20 pm: Druke, Master of the Brown way and Ambassidor of the AO....Mike Meyers
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Post by: John_Thazer on August 15, 2004, 05:46:26 pm: Quote
Originally posted by FlippySeal
snow raven, that\'s the stupidest thing I\'ve ever heard you say. WHO THE HELL! In their right mind, would make a story about PLANESHIFT!!?? I\'ll bet you $215 that never happens, and John_Thazer that was brilliant.

Thank you...

Edited for language in original quote.
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Post by: seperot on August 15, 2004, 07:30:42 pm: i\'d like to be the cgi thing that all the actors have to suffer to pretend to talk too

plus im afriad no actor chould be as stunning as mea furry alter ego ;)
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Post by: Zephyrus on August 15, 2004, 07:47:52 pm: I dunno, I guess some extra can play Zephyrus.
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Post by: karakth on August 15, 2004, 08:10:09 pm: I\'d like to be played by Steve Coogan. That guy rawks.

I wish I could say the same for this thread -_-
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Post by: Edooo on August 15, 2004, 08:29:22 pm: oOo i got dibbs on johnny depp.
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Post by: Waylander on August 15, 2004, 09:29:36 pm: Hmm, Dennis Leary here :P

And Flippy you just bet Snow raven that nobody will make a story about planeshift This has already been done :D
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Post by: Edooo on August 15, 2004, 09:33:54 pm: what has already been done? a story about PS?
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Post by: Cybio Kingfist on August 15, 2004, 10:00:18 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Edooo
what has already been done? a story about PS?

Yes.

I would be in it because nobody plays me better than I do.
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Post by: Cybio Kingfist on August 15, 2004, 10:00:52 pm: Except the guy who did the green goblin on the first spidemran movie. He wasn\'t bad.
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Post by: Edooo on August 15, 2004, 11:43:28 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Cybio Kingfist
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Originally posted by Edooo
what has already been done? a story about PS?

Yes.

when wand what was it called?
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Post by: druke on August 16, 2004, 12:11:21 am: see the forum called \"communative Storywriting\"?
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Post by: Joeyguy on August 16, 2004, 12:22:00 am: Ooh! I want Keanu Reeves! go ahead, make out of context quotes

\"Annah left BO? Bogus!\"
\"Dark Alliance is bodacious, dude!\"
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Post by: DepthBlade on August 16, 2004, 12:24:14 am: *gives Edoo the finger Damn you picked my guy* ^^

Ray Liotta is just damn good, but not always purely good so I will be him!
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Post by: Edooo on August 16, 2004, 01:37:50 am: aww, i forgot all about Keanu Reeves...bummer
*gives DepthBlade both fingers \"Hah, i have two of those!\"*^_^
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Post by: Monketh on August 16, 2004, 02:33:50 am: Actually, if you compile many people\'s RP logs into a book form (adding all sorts of essential book-stuff while you\'re at it)...
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Post by: Cybio Kingfist on August 16, 2004, 03:07:22 am: Quote
Originally posted by Monketh
Actually, if you compile many people\'s RP logs into a book form (adding all sorts of essential book-stuff while you\'re at it)...

I\'m doing that for furc. It\'s exciting because with his powers my char roasted the minds of three mercenaries and sent them out to assasinate mafias and such while he sits at home building an army. : O
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Post by: XpYtZ on August 16, 2004, 08:28:42 pm: No actor could possibly portray me on the silver screen. I would have to be done by a creature from the Jim Henson workshop.
And Sweatums would be my body guard. Ha! Mess with me now!
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Post by: Androgos on August 16, 2004, 08:36:50 pm: The thing is that you will never win or lose that bet until the universe stops existing
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Post by: Watcher on August 16, 2004, 09:14:17 pm: I would be played by... Mark Hamill.

Possible senario of Mark Hamill being asked

Assistant something: Mr Hamill, sir we have a new role for you
Mark: Will I get to attack my father in this one
Assistant: No, sir
Mark: Where do I sign
Assistant: Dont you want to know what its about, sir?
Mark: Just tell me and make it quick
Assistant: Well you play the silent strong type who lives in the woods and is the best bowman that ever lived and--
Mark: Please dear god dont tell me this is another robin hood remake
Assistant: Not exactly, sir
Mark: So what exactly is my part
Assistant: well you get this sword that has been passed on to you by your mother and you like go on a killing spree then you find out that the old hobo that you killed was your mother
Mark: Ok what-ever just give me my cash and lets get on with it.
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Post by: Edooo on August 16, 2004, 09:23:27 pm: um..i dont get it...um...who\'s mark hamil?
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Post by: seperot on August 16, 2004, 09:50:51 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Edooo
um..i dont get it...um...who\'s mark hamil?

*calls in a team of scientist*

scientisist 1: yep i think whant we can assume here is that neanrthals \"can\" actulally use a computer and use there base tracking skills to there advantage and find there nich in a community

scientist 3: the collective term for the beasts from times of old are now more commonly known as n00b and here we have a perfect example

Scientist 2:now the question is do we put this poor dumb beast out if its pathetic existance or do we study it and make note on its range of stupidity....
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Post by: Monketh on August 16, 2004, 10:44:20 pm: Yeah...
I think I\'ll argue the other way Sep.

Knowing who Mark Hamil is, what he\'s done, what movie\'s he\'s been in, how much he gets paid, and how he acts are all trivial bits of non-practical information that are useless in everyday life.

As you can tell, I don\'t keep rack of movie stars. There\'s only one I do, and that\'s because he\'s the governator of California. ;)
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Post by: seperot on August 16, 2004, 11:09:21 pm: all i know is he\'s in starwars and is a bit of a pre madonna im useing that post in the latest in a string of edumbs posting n00bness

you should know me better then that monkey :P
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Post by: Cybio Kingfist on August 17, 2004, 06:15:09 am: Yeah. I changed my mind on what actor I want. If anyone could play an insane fallen god enslaving people into worship it\'s ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!
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Post by: faldrok on August 17, 2004, 06:24:34 am: Definately, Rowan Atkinson. He has played in movies such as Rat Race(Enrico Pollini-Guy with sleeping disorder), Scooby Doo(Emile Mondavarious-Spooky Island Owner), The Lion King(Zazu-The bird), and Johhny English(Johnny English).

He is most famous for anything with Mr. Bean, mostly the movies. He is also really famous for the Black Adder series and it\'s few movies. Wow, this guy can be so stupid, yet evil at times. That is why he should play me. Almost a perfect match here. :D
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Post by: XpYtZ on August 17, 2004, 09:52:59 am: Ah, the good ol\' days of the Black Adder. *Sigh of contentment.*
Well back to Mark Hamil(sp)
Was he not Luke Skywalker? :?
I am pretty sure he was. Pretty much a loser in the film biz. He played some background scenes in a few other movies, was the star actor for two (I think two) Wing Comander(tm) games and has done the voices for like thirty Disney cartoon caracters. I should look up a full manifesto on those.

I am the king of utterly useless information.

Oh and he was envolved in a mortorcycle acident between Starwars Episode IV \'A new hope\' and Starwars Episode V \'the empire strikes back\' [the first and second StarWars movies for the uncultured.] in which he lost like 40% of his face and had to have major reconstructive surgery. Thats why he looks far less boy-ish in that one than the previous. :D
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Post by: John_Thazer on August 17, 2004, 10:35:36 am: Quote
Originally posted by Edooo
um..i dont get it...um...who\'s mark hamil?

Just for the dumb...:P

HELLO...Mark Hamil...think StarWars...think Luke Skywalker...
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Post by: Cybio Kingfist on August 17, 2004, 07:47:41 pm: Quote
Originally posted by faldrok
Definately, Rowan Atkinson. He has played in movies such as Rat Race(Enrico Pollini-Guy with sleeping disorder), Scooby Doo(Emile Mondavarious-Spooky Island Owner), The Lion King(Zazu-The bird), and Johhny English(Johnny English).

I never knew he did Zazu. :O

Someone should pick Leslie Neilson, that creepy old comedy actor.
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Post by: Edooo on August 17, 2004, 08:34:27 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Edooo
um..i dont get it...um...who\'s mark hamil?

you could have just said he played luke skywalker, you didnt have to call me dumb.

And seperot its not that hard to spell neanderthal. even i can do it. and im dumb =b
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Post by: Yarulion on August 17, 2004, 08:44:33 pm: Here\'s my cast:

Aelya - Jessica Alba (wonder who remembers that...)
Kada - Allyson Hannigan (REALLY wonder who remembers that...)
Kwartz - Nick Carter
Aendar - Elijah Wood
Mogura - Emma Watson
Xordan - Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Draklar - Tony Shaloub
Kiern - Vince Vaughn
Vengeance - Patrick Cranshaw
Xalthar - Burt Reynolds
Druke - Ian McKellan
Annah - Quentin Tarantino
Seperot - Stephen Root :D

Anybody else?
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Post by: steuben on August 17, 2004, 09:18:44 pm: maybe squaresoft studios (final fantasy: the spirits within) could be called in to do it? no limits to anything.

but if we are constrained to real actors. i want my actor to be this guy. in braveheart, and the first big battle, the one with the fireballs from is arse exchange. the big next to the slightly rat looking guy.
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Post by: NewPie on August 17, 2004, 10:04:51 pm: Would Tom Green be okay as meh. There is nobody else as weirdo as he and meh in tah world *nodnod*
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Post by: Xalthar on August 17, 2004, 11:54:49 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Yarulion
Here\'s my cast:

Aelya - Jessica Alba (wonder who remembers that...)
Kada - Allyson Hannigan (REALLY wonder who remembers that...)
Kwartz - Nick Carter
Aendar - Elijah Wood
Mogura - Emma Watson
Xordan - Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Draklar - Tony Shaloub
Kiern - Vince Vaughn
Vengeance - Patrick Cranshaw
Xalthar - Burt Reynolds
Druke - Ian McKellan
Annah - Quentin Tarantino
Seperot - Stephen Root :D

Anybody else?

Burt Reynolds, lol, I loved him in smokey and the bandit :P
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Post by: karakth on August 18, 2004, 12:05:08 am: I\'m still waiting for TheRedMonk to post, \"Jackie Chan\" :-/
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Post by: Cybio Kingfist on August 18, 2004, 01:15:12 am: Quote
Originally posted by NewPie
Would Tom Green be okay as meh. There is nobody else as weirdo as he and meh in tah world *nodnod*

Beleive me, there is worse.
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Post by: Monketh on August 18, 2004, 02:57:33 am: Quote
Originally posted by Yarulion
Here\'s my cast:

Aelya - Jessica Alba (wonder who remembers that...)
Kada - Allyson Hannigan (REALLY wonder who remembers that...)
Kwartz - Nick Carter
Aendar - Elijah Wood
Mogura - Emma Watson
Xordan - Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Draklar - Tony Shaloub
Kiern - Vince Vaughn
Vengeance - Patrick Cranshaw
Xalthar - Burt Reynolds
Druke - Ian McKellan
Annah - Quentin Tarantino
Seperot - Stephen Root :D

Anybody else?

*busts out laughing*

Uh, you missed a certain \"Monketh\", but I don\'t keep track of actors anyway.
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Post by: Cybio Kingfist on August 18, 2004, 05:00:10 am: Monketh can be played by...Jim Carrey. :P Then he alone would be a reason to see the movie.
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Post by: Moogie on August 18, 2004, 05:03:17 am: Emma Watson is pretty and all but... dude, I\'m 18... =|
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Post by: Yarulion on August 18, 2004, 05:03:21 am: My personal favorite is still Stephen Root as Seperot (the stapler guy from Office Space)

(http://www.aboutfilm.com/movies/o/officespace-c.jpg)

Heh, I dunno, Monketh. No casting choice jumps out at me for you... hmm... maybe Jim Breuer?

[Edit: Didn\'t select it offa looks, Moogie :P
Just kinda figured her finger-wagging skills were already pretty honed from Hermione... and you kinda have to do that a lot... Don\'t hit me....]
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Post by: Monketh on August 18, 2004, 05:29:55 am: Quote
Originally posted by Yarulion
Heh, I dunno, Monketh. No casting choice jumps out at me for you... hmm... maybe Jim Breuer?

I\'m too moderate. :P I compromise on nearly all political issues without flinching, I run a neutral guild, No particular element of my personality sticks out... ;)

I present to you, a challenge. :D
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Post by: Moogie on August 18, 2004, 05:39:15 am: I\'d like to be played by Laura Bertram. :)

http://www.space-debris.com/and_bertram_close.jpg
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Post by: Cybio Kingfist on August 18, 2004, 06:16:58 am: Quote
Originally posted by Monketh
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Originally posted by Yarulion
Heh, I dunno, Monketh. No casting choice jumps out at me for you... hmm... maybe Jim Breuer?

I\'m too moderate. :P I compromise on nearly all political issues without flinching, I run a neutral guild, No particular element of my personality sticks out... ;)

I present to you, a challenge. :D

It\'s not really a challenge since the actor doesn\'t have to be good at that. They\'re ACTORS and can ACT like that.
I\'m sure I could think of someone for you but I remember very few actor names.
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Post by: seperot on August 18, 2004, 11:31:50 am: Monketh = hugh grant

:D

Edit for below: Half-pint danny devito :P
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Post by: Half_Pint on August 18, 2004, 11:57:10 am: And who could play the ever-Mirthful Half-Pint? 8)

(and if anyone just randomly selects the first really short actor that comes to mind, I will forget my Mirth and start gnawing on their kness.. :D)
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Post by: Cybio Kingfist on August 18, 2004, 07:05:17 pm: Seperot gave you a little angry toad for an actor. Gnaw his knees.
(If you didn\' see it he suggested Danny Devito).
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Post by: DepthBlade on August 18, 2004, 09:08:36 pm: FESFES: Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys ^^ Not a movie but a television show!
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Post by: Edooo on August 19, 2004, 08:15:16 pm: Quote
Originally posted by DepthBlade
FESFES: Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys ^^ Not a movie but a television show!

who is bubbles and what is trailer park boys?

who would i be?

*Edit - Cybio, dont answer the second question
OT: aw man my forum rank went down, too many deleted posts =(
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Post by: Cybio Kingfist on August 19, 2004, 08:59:20 pm: I say Edooo should be played by Elton John.

Or maybe Ozzy osbourne?
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Post by: Zephyrus on August 19, 2004, 11:20:46 pm: Ok, I am changing my mind, I am going for John Wayne as Zephyrus, someone will have to time travel and get the young man that was... But this is holiwood: anything is possible
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Post by: Joeyguy on August 19, 2004, 11:24:44 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Half_Pint
And who could play the ever-Mirthful Half-Pint? 8)

(and if anyone just randomly selects the first really short actor that comes to mind, I will forget my Mirth and start gnawing on their kness.. :D)

Oh no, not the kness!

Edoo should be played by someone who has a speaking disorder and is easily ignored. Any ideas?
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Post by: Yarulion on August 20, 2004, 12:08:27 am: Yeah... definitely Dustin Hoffman... definitely

(Edooo gets his underwear at K-Mart.)

Monketh - I kinda like Seppie\'s suggestion. :D

(http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/3331/snarf.gif)
FESFES?
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Post by: Caldazar on August 20, 2004, 07:34:18 pm: Update: Forget about Brad Pitt, Colin Farrel is the new Caldazar. Just saw Intermission, an awesome movie :)

EDIT: Kiern should be played by the Merovingian (sp?).