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« on: February 11, 2002, 03:19:14 am »
Yet another, stupid, but true story.
Ector The Brave
It was a cold morning in Jahahalad, a village out side of Yliakum and the sky was bright. Our hero, Ector was juust crossing the bridge entering the small village. A guard, named Cyonamie stands guarding the end of the bridge.
*Ector walks on the bridge.*
Cyonamie: What are you doing?
Ector: Walking... What are you doing?
Cyonamie: I\'m guarding, Towns Quarantined
Ector: What ever for?
Cyonamie: Some Kran loony... he\'s eating people...
Ector: ohh
Cyonamie: Yes, He bites them. urh, as sort of tasting you. If you taste good on the first bite, he\'ll bite you again.
Ector: Ewww.
Cyonamie: Yes. well have fun.
Ector: G\'day
*Ector walks into the town, which is totally desertered*
Ector: HEELLLOO?! Is anyone there?!
*some thing moves in a tent nearby*
Acriag: Whose there?!
Ector: It is I, Ector the Brave!
Acriag: Oh, thats nice!! Hehehe! soon to be Ector the Eaten!
*Acriag jumps from the tent and runs away*
Ector: Crazy fellow.
*Ector walks around the town for a few minutes looking for the mad kran*
Whitti, the Speech Inpedimentist: YOU? There, Where are? you going!
Ector: To find the monster.
Whitti: why would! someone diliberalty,. confront. that beast,
Ector: eaa? Pardon?
Whitti: Sorry! I? Have a bit a of speech impediment, people! call me. Whitti the. Speech
Inpedimentist, I travel the world! spreading the faith? of Inpedimentists! would you. care
to convert!
Ector: umm.. what are the advantages of the impediment?
Whitti: WELL! protection. from evil.
Ector: What kind of Evil?
*Long pause*
Whitti: the red kind? look! do you want to convert? or not.
Ector: Not really. I would rather slay a kran.
Whitti: VERY! well... good! bye?
*Ector continues his search.*
*Ector hears some one speaking in side of a tent.*
*Ector walks over to the tent and looks inside. The tent is a store named \"Talads Toys\"*
BigFoot: Hello dolly
*Bigfoot holds a doll*
BigFoot: Helllo?
*Bigfoot nudges the doll with his hand*
Bigfoot: are you alive?
*bigfoot taps the doll on the head*
Bigfoot: say something if you don\'t want me to eat you.
doll:
Bigfoot: RARRR!
*bigfoot eats the doll*
Bigfoot: yummy yummy!
*bigfoot picks up another doll*
Bigfoot: speak doll!
*bigfoot slams doll on the ground and stomps on it*
Bigfoot: if dolly don\'t speak, dolly must die!
*bigfoot eats doll*
*Bigfoot picks up another doll*
Big Foot: whats your name?
Ector in a doll voice: Alice
bigfoot: ahh! doll talk! doll talk!
doll: dolly is hungry.
bigfoot: ahh! don\'t eat me!
doll: feed me.
Bigfoot: what do you want?
doll: i want your blood.
Bigfoot: *crying* I don\'t have any!
doll: WHAT!! NO BLOOD RARR!
bigfoot: eek!
*Ector jumps in and attacks the kran*
*bigfoot bites ector*
bigfoot: Shh doll is talking.
*Ector pull out his sword and de-heads bigfoot*
*bigfoots head hits the floor, but his head is still alive*
bigfoot: ouucchhhyy what was that for?
Ector: umm... justifiable retribution?
bigfoot: ohh
*big foots body attacks Ector*
*Bigfoots body kills Ector*
bigfoot: come to me, body.
*big foots body walks around stupidly*
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I\'m bored with this one. Feel free to finish it, otherwize consider that the end.