Bah, I've never cared about whose got which sexual orientation. As one of the few actually good lessons my crazy father has offhandedly taught me

'be whatever sexual orientation you want, just dont go up in my face about it'

Computers help me get around both of those though! Not saying anything aloud and nobody knows whether im white unless I tell em! 

Irish's words seem like more of a rap, but I guess that puts me up to bat.
i'm the man muffin, divin', muffin,
cold and fly like an arctic puffin.
I may be new to this game,
but to you all I'll be a pain.

Irish like's doing MILF's,
Whats your mother think of that?
Sorry, couldn't hear her as I put her on my mat.

Swearing don't make you cool,
in fact it makes you frozen.
You're tempature's freezing my drool
but your lyrics got me dozin.

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How was that?

the sound of one hand clapping is a naughty word. =P

I went to your link for graphics, it says ive got one of these: Mobile IntelĀ® 4 Series Express Chipset Family, and that it cannot update for me.

ill try and get the IRC thing to work to get myself out. If i can then ill just have to not die again. 

ok, so i can half-steadily get the thing to work on low detail. But as i found myself dead eventaully the death realm makes me INSTANTLY close the game window or get the client not working thing, so far on any setting. Ill try yours rlydontknow, I hope it works because i was just starting to learn the ropes. 

Hello there, thanks for taking the time to look at this topic!

I use windows 7, and have been trying to get planeshift to work itself out for nigh a week. Sometimes it will work for upwards of 30 minutes, but always, ALWAYS, it crashes. It will either say 'psclient.exe has stopped working' and then ill have to hit OK and it X's out of everything, or the game will just disappear, and the start window will pop up again.

Ive tried it on every graphic setting. its just as likely to work for a long time on lowest as it is on high.

Ive tried changing the compatibility mode, the ones avalible were windows 2008 service pack one (or something similar) windows vista, windows vista service pack 1 and 2. Nothing!

anything to reccomend to me? Is one service pack better and i just got unlucky? I do 'run as administrator' btw.