Originally posted by Ayshe
Zodius, you shame and dissapoint me. I am a fool for ever allowing you into our kin.
I took it upon myself to look after him. I should have been warier.
I was unexpectedly called out of town the very next day and only returned today to find my good friends Hevrah and Nilaya with long faces. The tale they told me of the well spoken, idealistic honourable feline shamed me deeply.
Zodius is this what you think Felines Lair is? a guild of superior minded enkidukai? you poor fool...
You have shamed the guild beyond measure. You are banished Zodius. All may seek help from Felines Lair, regardless of their race, alignment or beliefs.
All save for you.
I ask that you all in this community that wish to seek retribution do so upon me and I shall comply. There is no punishment, I fear, that Zodius will care for the likes of.
Muhahahaha you say i am the fool yet it was you that gave me 10 rupies to go towards my cuase - it was you that endoresed my good spirit and ideas - it was you that went along with my plans untill your weak minded so called friends quarrelled about my vision.....
Banish me from your inferior kin you may - but the day of darkness draws closer.... the gods are banging on the realm doors just waiting to get in and start ethnic cleansing - to create the superiour race!!!!! All that stand in my way will indeed perish - and all that band with me will go on to greater glory!
Yes you should have been wearier old cat as since infiltrating your guild I have been able to turn the weak minded puppets in my favour - yes even your most trusted ranks are following in my diriection.... for they have seen the benifits my army of darkness has to offer - the wealth - the power - the thrill of the cull!!
As for the rest of you non believers.... I have only one word of advice...
RUN - Run and hide as none will be spared - every step you take you shall be looking over your shoulder wondering.... when... when will your time come... when will the army of darkness find you... when will the tourture end!!
The outsiders have angered the gods greatly - now it is my duty to carry out thier vision - to create a supreme race where our young ones can frollic and chase lizards with out the worry of being picked up by the scruff of thier fragile necks by the horrid humans.... with out the fear of an outsider stealing them away from thier mothers, weeks after thier birth!
You see.... years ago... old timers say that the realm was the perfect place to raise a family - oh such a pretty picture they painted with thier vivid words... trees growing around the realm... string a plenty and there was never a shortage of a nice cardboard box to curl up in on a winters night..... Back then felines were so peacefull and free - not a care in the world but thier families.... but then.... oh how horrid... the old timers tell it that along came the outsiders - destroyed the peacefull felines scratching posts - used all the boxes for thier poisonous ale - forced all the felines out into the streets!!!!! Now all felines are forced to drink from the town fountain in which the outsiders bathe, while the humans, dwarves and the likes sit in thier taverns drinking ale and intercepting all milk deliveries meant for the felines!!
I will not take this indignity a moment longer!!
I will not let my race be blinded by the propaganda of equality!!! For the gods have told it - and told it well - the felines are to become the superiour race!!
How do I know this??...... I had..... A VISION! - and in this vision..... I was ruler....... RULER OF THE REALM!!!!!!
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