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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 31, 2006, 11:34:15 pm »
A: If scientists are to be believed about the origin of man then the first nonnative Americans are the people we know as Native Americans today.
Q: Was there ever a time when Microsoft was a company to be respected?

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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 20, 2006, 02:45:09 am »
A: The black version of Michael Jackson
Q: What is the ultimate invention, not including spielcheck and the self-pwning n00b?

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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 14, 2006, 07:12:14 pm »
I agree with Nicken...  btw, the next Ultimate Pi Day will be 3/14/3141.  The next one will be 28274 years later on 3/14/31415.  You could also say 3/14/15926...

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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 14, 2006, 04:06:43 am »
A: Because the mighty Chuck Norris refused to round kick her in the head so she feels left out
Q: What is the cube root of pi^2*(78.6^121+75*10^67)

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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 10, 2006, 05:49:55 pm »
A: Because you play to many Kirby games.
Q: Why don\'t people think Walker, Texas Ranger is a good show?

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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 10, 2006, 03:45:32 am »
I find that Duct Tape is quite useful for Science Team and Stage Crew.  Of course I do have the problem of people stealing my Duct Tape and sticking pieces to each others arms and heads...  It is also fun to roll down the halls at school.

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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 10, 2006, 03:43:52 am »
A: Anything other than Spoonscape
Q: Is there a more complex question to that answer?

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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 09, 2006, 12:36:51 am »
A: He listened to Weird Al\'s Food Album for too long
Q: What is line 1337 of Pascals Triangle?

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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 06, 2006, 07:12:12 pm »
My librarian told me a story about her daughter.  When she went off to college she and some other people found that the only way to get things to stick to the walls was with Duct Tape.  She began selling strips of Duct Tape for a profit and did fairly well per roll, although she didn\'t really get a lot of money from it.

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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 06, 2006, 07:08:08 pm »
Quote
Originally posted by seperot
... although im quite worried that you said you \"love\" her...

The only problem with that is that love means a lot of different things.  Many people, myself included, have no problem telling their friends that they love them without wanting to go out with them.  Love is an emotion that is not held down to people that you \"like\" or family, but also your everyday friends.  Although in this case I think your probably right...

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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 04, 2006, 05:14:01 am »
/me attempts to Duct Tape Sarrow to a wall for the purpose of stoning for heresy.

Duct Tape is everything from an adhesive to a makeshift hinge.  There is no reason to hate it...

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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 04, 2006, 04:09:21 am »
I agree with Under the Moon completely.  After my little escapade we\'re still great friends (Some Freshman do deserve to live after all... :P).  I think that, and she agrees, that friendship is more important than anything else.  I am a warrior and I fight for love, the love of friends, the love of family, and of course the love I feel towards her and because of this I\'m able to easily be her friend and a brother figure but that\'s because she was willing to see that I could still be that.  I think that\'s what you need to communicate to her, you need to tell her you can still be her friend.

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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 04, 2006, 04:00:05 am »
/me points at \"Duct Tape Forever\"
Good times, good times.  If all duct tape in the world were to disapear all western science and civilization (what there is of it...) would crumble, so to all you would be world dictators out there use Duct Tape in your campaign...

The worst Duct Tape Joke ever about the two best things in the world...  \"Duct Tape is like the Force.  It has a Light Side and a Dark Side and holds the universe together.  Stick to the Light Side.\"

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The Hydlaa Plaza /
« on: March 04, 2006, 03:54:34 am »
A: No, but amuoh is.
Q: If the meaning of life is 42 then is the meaning of death 21?

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The Hydlaa Plaza / Duct Tape Eternity
« on: March 02, 2006, 07:04:20 pm »
I know y\'all love Duct Tape almost as much as I do.  What do you use it for?

I have, at the time of this typing threatened no fewer than 4 teachers with Duct Tape and have used it to reinvigorate a four year old science experiment in just two weeks time.

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