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« on: March 18, 2006, 12:05:59 am »
lol, ok
I got this one from my friend...
Tongue Twister
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.
He says to him, \"Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?\"
So the guy tells him: \"Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying: I\'d like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I\'d like a picket to Tittsburgh.\" \"She socked me one.\"
The first guy responded, \"Mine was a tongue twister too.\"
\"I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy bitch.\'\'
*edit*
ok, got another one
This one\'s just cuz everyone in my school is obsessed with Chuck Norris jokes all of a sudden...
hehe, http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
XD
these are just a few of my favorites =D
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It\'s called Chuck-Will-Kill.
# Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this \"a slow Tuesday.\"
Please avoid posting two or more successive posts before others have replied. Just edit your last post to add new information :) Thanks! --Karyuu
I got this one from my friend...
Tongue Twister
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.
He says to him, \"Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?\"
So the guy tells him: \"Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying: I\'d like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I\'d like a picket to Tittsburgh.\" \"She socked me one.\"
The first guy responded, \"Mine was a tongue twister too.\"
\"I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy bitch.\'\'
*edit*
ok, got another one
This one\'s just cuz everyone in my school is obsessed with Chuck Norris jokes all of a sudden...
hehe, http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
XD
these are just a few of my favorites =D
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It\'s called Chuck-Will-Kill.
# Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this \"a slow Tuesday.\"
Please avoid posting two or more successive posts before others have replied. Just edit your last post to add new information :) Thanks! --Karyuu
