Ok here\'s one funny small story/ long joke I made :
A tavern from Hydlaa city which was well know in the whole PS world for it\'s extremely good ale (which btw had a very nice price) was going to open after a week of pause because the innkeeper went in vacation (he would have stayed there more if the population in PS wouldn\'t have revolted).
So one day Litter John, a pretty big Dwarf (he had 1,41 m which for a dwarf is very impressive) goes to the tavern in the morning but surprise ... there was a huge queue at the entrance in the tavern.
First he passed an Ylian who was standing in line, but the Ylian got mad and got him by his hand and kicked him 5 m away.
Poor John was so mad he runes fast and put himself in front of a Dermorian. The Dermorian couldn\'t stand his attitude and made a fireball magic and kicked poor Litter John 15 m away and let him in fire.
The small dwarf (even if he could be considered a big dwarf for his height among the other dwarfs) jumped in a lake to stop the fire and after 5 min he tried again to get in the Inn. Then he claimed in a catapult and lunch himself in front of the line where a big Kran was waiting for the Inn to open. The Kran was so mad he took the dwarf by his head and throwed him 1 km away...
At this moment the poor dwarf got sick with it all and sad \" F**K them, I?m going back in my vacation and they may protest as much as they want ... Jerks \".

that\'s my litter story hope you read it even if it\'s a bit big. Sorry for language mistakes, I?m from Romania