PS FROM NOW ON <><><> BRACKETS ARE USED FOR COMMENTING, just to keep some order>
As dentri flew into the void a chill came over him.  He seemed to be within an infinate cube of ice, seeing only its reflective blue light, and not being able to move at all. This lasted for a matter of minutes, until all went blank and he found himself on the ground. He soon realized that this was not correct. He had been flying above a river, and now in his face down possition he found that he lay on a polished wooden floor.  Dentri slowly staggered, and then stood and as he did so he heard a smooth and melodious voice say in an accent foreign to him, \"Welcome to the palace of keyunar.\" Dentri quickly turned around to find that before him stood the most graceful creature he had ever seen.  Her skin was an oily black, and as she moved toward him it seemed as if she never touched the ground. \"My name is Senafiik, and being that you have not the headband of Keyun, you can not belong here... Guards...\" Only after two Large Kran entered the room, did its proportions become obvious to Dentri. This was one of the largest structures he had ever stood in, and unless it only had one room, it had to be larger than the great temple of laanx... To Dentri\'s luck, just as the Kran came within swords distance of him, another flash of light came from the center of the room, drawing all atention to it. With a loud snap Galnuru appeared, and at the quick gesture of Dentri knocked down the Kran with its incredible stregnth... and then... Dentri looked up....
In awe he trailed the walls upward,upward, and upward until he saw a dim speck of light. This must be a dream, Dentri thought. This single room spanned twice the distance from the second to the first level easily....
As Dentri got on to Galnuru, he realized that there was no way they could fly from this structure. Senafiik in the mean time was still in shock at seeing such a large creature enter her fathers palace. She ran to Dentri, realizing that whoever this was could probably help her escape...
< Just to let ya know i was thinking her father is king and wants to marry her off to scum so she naturally wants to escape... what do ya think... its up to whoever continues>

Tales of the young Whitti:
A humorous Short Story/ Play
By Kendrick


--In the classroom-- Whitti, the Student: Mr. Njadro, may I have permission to have a bowel movement?
Mr. Ninkwi Njadro: Whitti! Raise your hand!
*Whitti raises his hand*
Whitti: May I now?
Ninkwi: NO!
Whitti: You don\'t own me!
Ninkwi: HAHA, wrong! While your at school, I control everything, when you drink, talk, think, eat, your actions, and when and where you go to the bathroom.
Whitti: Says who?
Ninkwi: it\'s not important. What IS important is that I own you.
Whitti: You lie!
*Whitti storms off outside*
Dumb Wood, the Class Dunce: HAHAHA! Whitti defied the system!
Ninkwi: Get back here slave!
*Ninkwi runs after Whitti*
Whitti: RARR RARR RAAAAA!
*Whitti attacks Ninkwi*
Ninkwi: My face! my beautiful faceeee!
Whitti: Take that!

*Whitti kills Ninkwi, and lives happily for 10 years until....*

--A Stoning--
*... Whitti enters the crowd and tries to see what is going on*
Bill, the dwarf: Go away whitti, your blocking Kada\'s bar!
Whitti: Damn dwarf! Is that all you do! Drink?
Bill: I also talk loud...
*Bill walks off*
*Whitti trips Bill, and disappears back into the crowd*
Whitti: Whats going on?
Antonio, the town mime: *Throws imaginary stone, and imaginaryly gets hits by it*
Whitti: huh?
Antonio: *Repeats actions*
Whitti: A stoning! Yippies! *sings* Happy, Happy, joy joy! *sings*
*Whitti jumps for joy*
Whitti: Whose the victim?
Antonio: *Pretends he\'s short, and spells a name in the dirt*
*Dirt says \"Kyalin\"*
Whitti: Are you aloud to write?
Antonio: *writes in dirt*
*Dirt reads \"Of course, stupid\"*
*Whitti slaps Antonio*
Whitti: Begone!
*Whitti jumps in front of the crowd to get a good view*
Thekkur, The Executioner: Don\'t Throw \'til I say!
Kyalin, The Law Breaker: I\'m innocent!
Whitti: What did you do?
Kyalin: I committed a human sacrifice!
Whitti: You bastard!
Kyalin: Laanx is a Shim!
Whitti: A what!?
Kyalin: A Shim, A She\\Him!
Whitti: You! I\'ll kill you!
*Whitti throws stone and hits Kyalin in the eye*
Kyalin: ouch, my eye!
Thekkur: I said don\'t throw \'til I say!!!
Whitti: So?
Dumb Woob: Defy!
Thekkur: So your Defying me? You deserve punishment! off to jail with ya!
*Thekkur grabs whitti and starts off to the jail*
Thekkur: Whoops forgot something...
*Thekkur looks back and yells \"Go!!\" and thousands of stones fly towards Kyalin*

--In the Jail--
Thekkur: You can rot in here!
*Thekkur throws whitti into a cell with 2 other people*
*Thekkur walks away*
Kendrick, the Magician: Hello there, Dermorian
Binarius, the Xacha: is Thekkur gone?
*Binarius goes under the bed
Whitti: Hi, my names whitti!
Binarius: Will you two shut up! I\'m digging here!
*Binarius returns to his hole under a bed*
Whitti: whats he doing?
Kendrick: Whats it look like?
Whitti: looks like he\'s digging a outhouse
Kendrick: *frowns* no, he\'s bustn\' us outta here!
Whitti: great!
Binaruis: Shuttup! I\'m almost there!
Kendrick: Does your digging require complete silence, Bin?
Binaruis: *thinks for a second* Why yes, infact it does!
*Kendrick laughs*
*Binaruis sees the light outside*
Binaruis: Done!! Come on hurry! Lets go!
*They all climb into the hole and exit the jail*
Kendrick: ok, off to settle the score?
Binarius: Of course
Whitti: What score?
Kendrick: Those damn \"Royal Rumbers\" framed us, and paid thekkur to put us in jail, and killed my step brother, I hated that kid, but thats not the point!
Binaruis: and they trashed the bar!
Kendrick: yes, that too... So we are going to kill them!
Whitti: ohh...
Kendrick: and your coming with us!
Whitti: what for?
Kendrick: you can be our archer! Hand \'im a bow and a few arrows bin.
*binaruis pulls out the tools from his bag, and give them to Whitti*
Whitti: thanks
Kendrick: Test it by shooting that guys apple
*Whitti tests the bow by shooting the apple*
Kendrick: wow your good
Whitti: heh. I\'ve never done it before.
Kendrick: HA!
*The three walk off*

--The Wrong Castle--
Kendrick: shhh, it might here you
Whitti: It?
Kendrick: the cat-like beast
Binaruis: It ate my mother, and she was a huge woman!
Kendrick: shh, I think I see it, it\'s that red blob over there, see it?
Binaruis & Whitti: uh huh
Whitti: it\'s not very cat-like
*Kendrick casts a freezing spell on the cat*
Kendrick: quick! shoot it!
*whitti shoots, and kills it*
Kendrick: now storm the castle!
*The three break down the door and enter the castle, then they kill everyone inside*
Kendrick: Victory is ours!
*Whitti looks at the name of the castle*
Whitti: what the name of the guild?
Kendrick: Royal Rumbers!
Whitti: AHHH! Then why does the sign say \"Abyss Knights\"?!
Kendrick: whoops
Binaruis: Crap! umm write \"Rumbers were here\" on the wall!
Kendrick: Good idea
*Kendrick writes on the wall*
Whitti: That fixes that
Kendrick: yup, now everyone will want to kill the Rumbers! ahah!
Binaruis: ahaha!
Whitti: hehehe
Kendrick: well good bye Whitti, good luck with life.
*Kendrick and Binaruis walk away*
*Whitti walks back into the town*

--The Bar--
Kada-el: Welcome to Kada-el\'s bar! What\'ca drink?
Whitti: that dark stuff
Kada-el: may I see some ID?
Whitti: ID?
Kada-el: I can\'t sell you beer unless your over 21
Whitti: I\'ve bought here before
Kada-el: New Polossy
Whitti: A what?
Bill: Whitti! you bloat! get out of here! I?ll kill you!
*Bill attacks Whitti*
Kada-el: Outside!
*Enter Bigfoot*
Bigfoot: Beer... now
Kada: here ya go *throws bigfoot and bigfoot sized beer*
*Whitti and bill go outside*
Bill: *burp* time to feel the pain!
Whitti: HA
*Whitti shoots bill with a arrow*
Bill: Oh! I\'ve got an arrow in me!
*Whitti shoots another*
Bill: Stop! that really hurts!
*Whitti shoots another*
*Bill passes out*
Whitti: oh no.
*Whitti brings Bill into the bar and lies him on the table*
Whitti: what do I do?!
Lenric, the Person: what did you do?
Whitti: I shot him.. a few times
Lenric: Let me see..
*Lenric looks over bill, the knocked out*
Lenric: ahh he\'ll be fine, it happens all the time
Whitti: really? how?
Lenric: Ohh he normally gets into at least 17 fights a night. He\'s developed and immunity to arrows*
*arrows pop out of bills arms*
Bill: *burp*
*Whitti runs away*
-- And so ends Whitti\'s young adventure, Tune in for the next biweekly newsletter when we\'ll hear about the advantages of indoor plumbing over outdoor, and the Do\'s and Don?ts of selling wigs... This is Kendrick, saying Good Bye--
--Awarded whitti prize for Humor--

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I ready myself, holding my Takenai blade forward and standing in a battle stance. As my feet sink into the muddy ground a feeling of chill comes over me, and It dawns upon me... I may not survive this fight...

The darkness clears from my vision, as I rise to one knee, and then stand, in the dirt filled ally. My name, is Flegran, and I am a Klyros of a youthfull day. My age is unknown to me, as I was raised by a group of lemur who discovered my abandonned self in childhood, and have raised me to what I am now. I wield a very basic Enkindukai weapon... the Takenai Staff-blade. As these thoughts pass through my mind, my purpose has been restored. I must find the theives guild... Mantodar will pay. Mantodar is the one who killed my parents, and deserted me in the wilderness of the second level. I run from the alley, or attempt to do so, for my legs are weak and badly bruised. I feel that my Takenai is strapped to my back as it was earlier, and I make my way down a road at the end of the allyway.

Just as this happens whitti trips over a stone and falls, sending the neut down a sewer duct. As the poor neut fell down the duct, it was impaled upon a small spike in the sewer depths. Only one question still stands. Who threw the stone? .........