This is a song i heard around a campfire while on my way to Ojaveda.(to the tune of \"the ants go marching\")

I went to her and touched her toe
Yo-ho Yo-ho
Iwent to her and touched her toe
Yo-ho Yo-ho
Iwent to her and touched her toe,
she said\"hey,hey, that\'s way too low...
Get in, get out, quit f###in\' about\"
Yo-ho Yo-ho Yo-ho!

I went to her and touched her knee
Yo-ho Yo-ho
Iwent to her and touched her knee
Yo-ho Yo-ho
Iwent to her and touched her knee,
she said\"hey,hey, stop teasin\' me...
Get in, get out, quit f###in\' about\"
Yo-ho Yo-ho Yo-ho!

I went to her and touched her thigh
Yo-ho Yo-ho
Iwent to her and touched her thigh
Yo-ho Yo-ho
Iwent to her and touched her thigh,
she said\"hey,hey, that\'s way to high...
Get in, get out, quit f###in\' about\"
Yo-ho Yo-ho Yo-ho!

I went to her and touched her \"What?\"
Yo-ho Yo-ho
Iwent to her and touched her \"What?\"
Yo-ho Yo-ho
Iwent to her and touched her \"What?\",
she said\"Ah yes, Now that\'s the spot...
Get in, get out, quit f###in\' about\"
Yo-ho Yo-ho Yo-ho!

(sad, music slows)
I found out she was cheatin\' on me
Yo-ho Yo-ho
Ifound out she was cheatin\' on me
Yo-ho You-ho!
I found out she was cheatin\' on me....
So i had to go, and kill her ya see.
Get in, get out quit f###in\' about
Yo-ho Yo-ho Yo-ho.

(really fast music)
I dig \'er up every now and then
Yo-ho Yo-ho
I dig \'er up every now and then
Yo-ho Yo-ho
I dig \'er up every now and then...
I did her once, i\'ll do her again
Get in, get out, quit f###in\' about
Yo-ho Yo-ho Yo-ho!
HEY!




(needless to say i laughed for half an hour, but then i left the camp cause...well would you have stayed with creepy mcgee?)