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« on: December 09, 2002, 11:34:43 am »
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Collaborative Stories /
« on: December 09, 2002, 11:33:10 am »
Gronalad used his/her new powers to open a portal, releasing a conga line of tranvestites that then began to circle the Armoured Defender. The Armoured Defender became confused, he couldnt tell if they were men or women so he used his laser beam eyes burn each one to the ground. Gronalad was stunned he/she had to think of something fast, so he did the best thing cross-dressers do best, he dropped the soap.
Gronalad: can you get that?
Just as the Armoured defender bent down to get the soap Gronalad made his move and after 5 minutes the Armoured defender was reduced to a crying mass in the corner. Gronalad left through the portal, only to be confronted with tons of food. Gronalad could not help himself, within minutes all the food was gone and Gronalad had grown to a giant size, so big that his clothes all ripped off leaving him bare in a room on his own. All of a sudden Gronalad heard a rumble. He thougt nothing of it but then the walls changed color and he found himself atop of the tracks for a rollercoaster ride. He peered around him to find that he was being chased by a rollercoaster carrying nothing but food.
The dimension of failure had finally found Gronalads weakness.....Food.
Gronalad: can you get that?
Just as the Armoured defender bent down to get the soap Gronalad made his move and after 5 minutes the Armoured defender was reduced to a crying mass in the corner. Gronalad left through the portal, only to be confronted with tons of food. Gronalad could not help himself, within minutes all the food was gone and Gronalad had grown to a giant size, so big that his clothes all ripped off leaving him bare in a room on his own. All of a sudden Gronalad heard a rumble. He thougt nothing of it but then the walls changed color and he found himself atop of the tracks for a rollercoaster ride. He peered around him to find that he was being chased by a rollercoaster carrying nothing but food.
The dimension of failure had finally found Gronalads weakness.....Food.
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Collaborative Stories /
« on: December 09, 2002, 01:25:26 am »
Meanwhile Talad was busy dancing around with the dead cat carcas (a hobbie that talad found quite fun) when he was approched by the Cat Of Darkness +6.
Talad was quick to swing the dead cat around his head but was dissapointed when its tail broke off and the dead cat went flying into a nearby tree.
The Cat Of Darkness +6 began to run at Talad.
All of a sudden Talad remembered the pictures in his pocket that he had taken with his own cat earlier that day. Talad threw the photos to the ground to which the Cat Of Darkness stopped in its tracks. Realising Talads great cat fetish, the Cat Of Darkness ran away, leaving trails of sick.
Many of Talads baby pictures shown proof of an early fetish with cats.
Talad was quick to swing the dead cat around his head but was dissapointed when its tail broke off and the dead cat went flying into a nearby tree.
The Cat Of Darkness +6 began to run at Talad.
All of a sudden Talad remembered the pictures in his pocket that he had taken with his own cat earlier that day. Talad threw the photos to the ground to which the Cat Of Darkness stopped in its tracks. Realising Talads great cat fetish, the Cat Of Darkness ran away, leaving trails of sick.
Many of Talads baby pictures shown proof of an early fetish with cats.
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Collaborative Stories /
« on: December 09, 2002, 12:41:00 am »
Suddenly the undead kitten begins to approach Talad. Talad knew it wanted revenge so he did the only thing he knew how. Talad quickly made up a new MMORPG and made the cat wait for ages until the next update. Luckily, the cat died of waiting, as did many of the players. Talad then held the cat high in the air by its tail.
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Collaborative Stories /
« on: December 09, 2002, 12:14:33 am »
Talad continued on in search of his lost rune. All of a sudden Talad heard a giant bang. Seeing that the front end of Talads Mercedes was mangled, he decided to investigate. He slowly approched the front of the car to see a kitten. Talad was stunned that a kitten had survived such a crash, but being a gentleman he picked it up only to have the cat give him several large blows about the head. Talad would not stand for this, he walked to his car and picked out the biggest weapon he could find in his trunk, which just so happened to be his trusty exavior (sawn-off shotgun). Talad blasted the cat to pieces only to be approched by a little girl who asked him \"hello sir, have you seen my cat\".
the kitten
the kitten
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Wish list /
« on: December 07, 2002, 11:23:02 pm »
the fact is, if i wanna use a shortcut, i will. It doesnt mean that i cant spell it right or i dunno where the keys are. It simply saves a lotta time for us 1 handed typers who simply cannot type with two hands. If shortening words is wrong then shudnt using abbreviations like ffs and wtf be disallowed??
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Wish list /
« on: December 07, 2002, 04:04:44 pm »
yr i agree cept it wastes time writin da correct spellin 4 everythin. wot if my friend was runnin into da woods towards a big monster? i wudnt sit ther and say wait!, id say w8, this is esspecially relavent to those of us that cant type with two hands.
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Wish list /
« on: December 07, 2002, 12:05:24 pm »
what if there were clouds so if you fly your visibility is decreaced cause of the clouds.
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Forum and Website Discussions /
« on: December 07, 2002, 11:52:52 am »
Its a good idea, but i only understnd c++ so all of the c stuff wud be completely new to me. Anyone no where i can find a tutorial about using graphics on ms visual c++??
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General Discussion /
« on: December 06, 2002, 08:59:39 pm »
yeh thats a bit like my experience on phantasy star online on the DC.
i had a lvl 52 char called Ty Muyo, but i tried a duplicate cheat where u have to dissconnect without saving, but if ur more than 5mins dissconected then you lose everything. My mums friend rang up when i dissconnected, and u no wot females r like on da fone ffs. So anyway, i started a new account but then my DC\'s modem mucked up so i had to spend ?50 repairing it and then i typed in the wrong serial number, but it was exepted, so every time i tried to connect it sed their is another user using my number. Damn how i luved that game.
i had a lvl 52 char called Ty Muyo, but i tried a duplicate cheat where u have to dissconnect without saving, but if ur more than 5mins dissconected then you lose everything. My mums friend rang up when i dissconnected, and u no wot females r like on da fone ffs. So anyway, i started a new account but then my DC\'s modem mucked up so i had to spend ?50 repairing it and then i typed in the wrong serial number, but it was exepted, so every time i tried to connect it sed their is another user using my number. Damn how i luved that game.
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General Discussion /
« on: December 06, 2002, 06:53:30 pm »
hi friend.
the first step to quitting EQ is admitting you have a problem.
but you know what they say \'rehab is for quitters\'
the first step to quitting EQ is admitting you have a problem.
but you know what they say \'rehab is for quitters\'
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Technical Help: Problems BEFORE entering the game /
« on: December 06, 2002, 06:45:11 pm »
i have an Nvidia graphics card and ive had no problems.
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Newbie Help (Start Here) /
« on: December 06, 2002, 06:37:54 pm »
wtf is fall?? do u mean autumn?
anyways, yeah gud idea, has losts of potential.
we cud have like special items like an Easter Axe.
anyways, yeah gud idea, has losts of potential.
we cud have like special items like an Easter Axe.
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Wish list /
« on: December 06, 2002, 06:28:01 pm »
if you could make the money to pay back the loan in the first place then why make a loan??
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General Discussion /
« on: December 05, 2002, 01:31:39 pm »
Sadly, i think that this story may be made up. But anyways, its still a touching story even though im an athiest, i still celebrate christmas ( its become more tradition that religion in todays world). But yeh, good story.
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