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« on: January 05, 2006, 12:03:12 am »
you know when you live in Moscow Russia when
u hate ukrane for stealing russian natural gas
when u hear gunshots during night
u cant fall asleep on christmas night because kids are setting off a bunch of fire crackers
you or a relative of yours own a gun
when u in the age if 9 can buy very explosive firecrackers that can blow off your arm
when the store says they dont sell tobacco and alchahol to people under 18 but sell them to u anyway even if you are 18
when all the non russian movies have terrible dubbing
when once in a while u see a stand selling guns
when u live in a part of the city which is full of alchaholics (thats me)
when u live in a city which has more casinoes than las vegas
when u have been hit by a car more than once
when 90 % of all the cars u see on the street are unwashed and dirty (espesially in the winter)
when the remaining 10% of the cars are all very clean, pimped put and extremely cool looking
(example i have a neighbor that has an ancient car from the 50\'s, he repainted it, put shaded glass on the windows, put hidrolics and very big (but not too big) wheels on it)
when u live in the city which has too many cars and traffic jams everywhere
you are pro communist
you live in an apartment (the city has only apartments)
and thats all i can think of
guess where i live?
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