As you may know awhile back Dwarfwieser was founded. Well sadly I never really worked on it again. I abandoned Planeshift awhile ago and that meant there was absolutely no way of getting the money I borrowed from you. Well Ill have you know I never spent it and now that I am playing again anyone who has lent money to Dwarfwieser may have it back. I dont know how many borrowed but I know Parallo did a very large amount.
I am deeoly sorry.

-Ukaring

Let me clarify.
There is 10% of stock available for purchase in all. Each person may by 1% of it. Currently there is 5% left so we may have 5 more customers. You may put in more money if you feel like it but the minumum is 100 trias. Every week I will give you 1% of our profit to add to the money you deposited or if we lost money we will subtract 1% of the money we lost from your acount. You will most likely make money for a brewers job is not very expensive.
@Phinehas
I am an honest person and not a haxzor, n00b, PWN3DZor, or whatever you want to call it. I swear to protect your money or you may ban me.

This would probably be a bad time for me to start a thread on how I cant wait for PS3 right? 
(JK)
I mean it would be fun to have as I have a PS2 and play it when I have people coming over (comp isnt 2 player sadly) but man these guys put the Uber in Uber Geeks...

Okay here is mine. When all this stuff is implemented into the game and we all have very high rep characters, will we have to restart if we want new clothes/race looks/appearence? I do not want to be one of the dwarfs that all look the same. Could you do this?

I searched this to see if it was posted before and returned no results so here I go...
Wouldnt it be cool if you could pick a design for a shield? Your guild could have a common symbol that you could make from a selection of templates and color it how you want. It could be on shields, capes, armor and much other things. Also when you were to scroll over somebody it could show the symbol as well as their guild name. What do you think?

Well if your going to a fancy party I suggest not going covered in sweat!   

Hah! Those were hillarious! Now I am going to tell an april fool joke!

Get a child, friend, or sibling to do this.
First step is to set up a play date with one of the three people. Call the parents or play dates hoster to watch the movie "It" with the child. When the person comes home tell them they need to take a shower because they will be going to a fancy party later today. (if you didnt know "It" is about a freako clown killing people while they take a shower, bath, or just need to take a wiz). There is a scene in the movie where blood comes out of the shower head so you put a few tablets of red dye into the shower head. As the victim is begining to take a shower it will look like blood is spewing out and they will FREAK! The only problem is it is possible to die of fear...
Anyways how is that? I think it is scary enough if I made it make sense.
By the way you have to make the victim see it with someone else so they do not think that you loaded the shower with dye.