A dwarf with a face drawn by weather marches up the place. In one hand he has a big metal horn. He puts the horn onto his mouth and his voice is clearly to hear all over the place:
"Man and klyros! Dwarfen and kra! All ye folks of Yliakum! Ear me, ear me and listen to me words:
The wedding of Kiruna Mawing, member of the great Order of Light and Zzurlosch Ynduli, Elder of the honourable Bloodstone Brethren will take place on [March 21st on 9 p.m. GMT] in the Iron Temple of Laanx near the Hydlaa Plaza. Then we will march with torches to the Tavern of Gugrontid, where we will eat and drink untill we fall off the big rock! Last one standing wins! The  Azure Circus will be there for our entertainment. Do not miss this great event under the light of the crystal!"
He walks off with a busy face.

Dear Team!

Hehe. this is so much fun every time again: When the server is down for more than 24 hours the posts become always the same. 
I suggest following 3 step solution to the dev team for this problem:
Step 1: Every month the server has to be down for at least three days. But every month some other three days.
Reasons could be: working on the server code,  clean up hardware ( I am serious about. I have done this job, when I was a student.) or some cooling down time for the server hardware needed in Singapure. Everone should know how hot it is there. Whatever, but tell it is important to hold up the high level of performance of PS!
Step 2: Take yourself this three days every month as PS holiday to relax. Do nothing on PS, not even think about. Or use the server to play your own private nasty bad boy PS version together with GMs. Whatever you do, DO NOT work on PS in this time.
Step 3: When you bring the server online again let the server MOTD be something like: "Thank you for your patience and  enjoy the Planeshift experience." or place on the forum how difficult it was this time to get the server run again.
Effect: We will get used to the server beeing offline every month for about three days and you can relax. Ohh, I forgot: It is more the way, that you can do your everyday business more relaxed. Whatever.

Inn case anyone got this message wrong: It was a joke. For something else to read than  "Nanana, why is the server down?, Nanana, when is the server on again?"
The whole PS team does a great job. It works for free! And we are tester, no player. And PS is not even beta. It is alpha! So enjoy the experience. Thank you, team, for the things that work in PS. 

Yours,

Zzurlosch