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Single Author Stories / The Spellweaver's Ring
« on: July 01, 2009, 09:12:12 am »
Taradiddle Lightstaff walked down to the river bank. He had just come from the temple of Laanx. The mage was raised as a deciple of Talad but as he grew to middle age he found little favor from any god in particular. Yet he still felt comfort in their existance in general. He sat down at the river's edge and watched the serpent gobbles snatching fish from the water.

There was a cool, quiet breeze and everything seemed softer and more settled after the recent rain. His attention turned from the gobbles to a leaf turning and floating happlessly down the river. As the leaf wandered down with the current, Taradiddle's thoughts wandered with it, back through many cycles of his life to his youth and to a man who's name he had just read in the Book of Names, back in the temple.

"If you cut these hollow reeds into short lengths and slip them over the legs of a starbug, like this..."

A slim, good looking Ylian youth looked on amused and amazed at the old magician as he placed the reeds onto the long-legged bug. With the reeds in place it no longer had the appearance of an insect. It looked remarkably like a man made of sticks.

The magician passed his hand over the bug and muttered some gutteral phrase. The starbug stood up on its hind legs and began to walk across the table. It looked for all the world like a tiny stick man strutting awkwardly at the old man's bidding.

Taradiddle was learning his first illusion from the old mage and showman, Bartle Houdin, the master of "Bartle's Show of Wonders". Bartle waved his hand over the small table again and the starbug fell flat, encumbered by the reeds.

"Now you do it." said Bartle.

Taradiddle repeated the words exactly as he had heard them and passed his hand over the starbug but nothing happened. The boy tried again, still nothing. This went on all morning and into the afternoon with no response from the insect and increasing frustration from the boy. Bartle watched as Taradiddle repeatedly failed until the boy got up and went to the window and looked out verging on tears.

"I don't think it is Talad's will that I become magical, master."

"Will is indeed what is needed here but not Talad's. Magic requires your will and the ability to focus it. You must also be able to charm the object of your spell to follow that will. That ability be called Charisma. Think in terms of the little mind of that starbug and how you might turn your intentions to his."

The boy returned to the table and tried again. Still there was no cooperation from the bug. Bartle came over to the table and handed him a stone ring. "This be the 'Spellweaver's Ring' given to me by my master who said it was crafted by the eldar gods themselves. As you cast your spell, look through the hole in the ring at our little friend there and focus your attention to his little thoughts. Don't be angry. Rather think of how amusing he looks when he walks for you."

Taradiddle looked through the ring and remembered the little stick man. He concentrated at his tiny subject and repeated his spell. This time he felt a tingle of joy as his hand passed over the table. The creature jumped to its hind legs and wobbled across the table!  The old man and the lad laughed triumphantly. "Well done Taradiddle!, said Bartle. " Release the poor thing from your spell and those reeds. Set him free. He has had a harder a day than you I'll wager."

Taradiddle obeyed the magician and took the reed pieces from the bug and set it outside. He went to his little spellbook and started repeating other casts as he focused his will through the ring to other things. Living or not, each subject responded. By dinner time the young, new mage could flip a clacker from thirty meters away.

Evening came and Bartle called out. "Come in now, boy! Tis time for tea!"
Taradiddle entered the little house.

"Give me back the ring please." said Bartle.

Taradiddle hesitated but obeyed. The old man dropped the ring into a pot of water he had just placed over the fire. "The only power that stone has is to rattle our pot when the water boils. You just needed to focus your will and charisma."

Taradiddle was astonished. "It was not fashioned by the gods?"

"Faith in a god is good Taradiddle. Have faith in the god of your choosing, but trust in man. And trust yourself most of all. Now make our tea." said Bartle.

Taradiddle heard the rattling of the stone ring coming from the pot on the hearth.

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Single Author Stories / Re: Do gods feel remorse?
« on: June 22, 2009, 10:07:43 am »
Well done! I enjoyed this very much.

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In-Game Roleplay Events / Re: Jayose expands Hydlaa Library
« on: May 30, 2009, 09:04:44 am »
Taradiddle Lightstaff looks frustrated at Jayose. "Good sir, I understand you cannot accept my humble submissions yourself but I have looked for one of these 'Knowledge Seekers' in your employ since I saw their post. I have been all over Hydlaa. They are not to be found. It is just three small books. May I not leave them in your care to give to them?"
Jayose pushes the little stack of tomes back at the frustrated Taradiddle.
"Thank you for your apathy sir! I shall go and be ignored in a better establishment!"
The dejected mage stomps out of the library.

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Single Author Stories / The Happless Leaf
« on: May 28, 2009, 03:00:37 am »
Take yourself a rest friend. Tis a slow day in all of Yliakum. Set down you weapon or your pick and concern yourself not with quest or duel. When was the last time you took a breath and just wondered at this gift under the crystal. Look at the apple grove near our smith Harnquist's shoppe. Focus your good attention, if you will, on that leaf fluttering in that closest tree. As it releases its grip on the high branch  and starts its happless journey toward the ground. Ah! but it does not reach the ground. It lands instead in the bucket of that black bearded dwarf.

Phasad Cozen walked quickly across the grove waving to Harnquist as he passed. "Got fish to sell so I'll sell fish. Unless somebody wants one. I got more." He says this to no one in particular but to all who will hear. As usual many hear but no one listens to the mad little dwarf. His running and ranting are as common in Hydlaa as the leaf on his bucket and the townsfolk take notice of niether. But we see them.

Phasad carries his bucket across the plaza to Burdess Quirain, "Hello Phasad! How are you?"
"Good good. I got fish so I'll sell 'em. You wanna buy fish or do you need 'em? I'll give 'em to ya if you need 'em or I'll sell 'em." Phasad's eyes dart back and forth never really landing on anything as he speaks, especially anyone else.

"I'll buy your fish sir." said Burdess. She is our fish monger here in town and has no need of the fish in the old dwarf's bucket except maybe for bait. But Burdess thinks kindly of the eccentric little man who visits her most days to sell his catch. "How many have you?"

"I got five good ones. Well, four good ones and this one." Phasad looks down into his bucket. "How did that get there?" He plucks a leaf from the lip of the bucket and gives it a toss. It catches a little wind gust and blows across the courtyard where it lands against the armored leg of Percival Hawthorne.
"Five fish for me and ten tria for you Phasad." Burdess takes a hexa from her purse and hands it to the dwarf. "Now get a meal. Don't go drinking that up at the 'El. Phasad winks and says "Thank ye!"

The moisture from the bucket causes our adventurous little leaf to stick to Purcival's armor. He salutes his relief and leaves his post at the winch doors to get a meal at the Kada-El. As he passes through the plaza he nods to Ondren the gem cutter.

Our leaf breaks free of Percival's leg and once again takes to the wind where it lands on the cart of a gray bearded dwarf hard at work loading his crafting tools and rock pick onto the cart. His name is Padrig Ottersbrook and he is headed for Gugrontid to mine ore and work on his weapon crafting. Padrig looks about and sees nothing left to load. So off to the forest road he sets with his cart, his tools, and our leaf.

Gugrontid holds some excitement when Padrig arrives. Some ubernauts came down from the hills to attack the miners. Some of the miners ran but most dropped thier picks and drew their weapons. Padrig drew his sabres and joined in the fray. Padrig noticed his friend Taradiddle running from one skirmish to the next casting healing spells on the combatants. The ubers were dispatched in short order. Once they were skinned and looted the miners returned to their work. Padrig joined them but Taradiddle sat down leaning against the wheel of Padrigs cart. He remained there all day, occationally practicing a spell but mostly just resting and gazing at the sky.

Padrig Ottersbrook dragged a sack of ore over to the wagon at the roadside. He grumbled to himself looking at his idle, daydreaming friend, Taradiddle.
"Now might be the perfect time to offer your help." said Padrig.
"I would if I were not already quite busy brodr." answered Taradiddle.
"Doing what?"
"You see that cloud overhead?" said Taradiddle, "It has the precise form of a tefusang."
"And you have the precise form of an egg sack. You will never get anywhere just lying about and casting your silly spells. You need to find a career, go questing, engage in this world. You have no more experience than this!" Padrig plucked a leaf off the bed of his cart and tossed it into the air, where it swirled and went on its way.

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Single Author Stories / The Clever Stick
« on: March 29, 2009, 07:52:49 am »
Taradiddle Lightstaff wiped his brow and swung his pick into the wall yet again. It sent chips flying off violently as his pick sought a vein of ore. Normally he was remarkably well
dressed and presented himself formally but this day he was in leather chaps with an ore bag slung to his shoulder. He found himself, this day, in the employ of  Grunior, a dwarf, guild elder, and weapon crafter of great renoun.

Normally Grunior employed Taradiddle's friend, Padrig Ottersbrook, a fellow dwarf and guildmate to help him mine for his ore. His brodr dwarf was much better company than this Ylian. His barely noticable beard surrounded a mouth that never stopped talking.  Alas, Padrig was giving council to some of his brodr dwarves and Grunior was left swinging a pick with Taradiddle.

"Grunior, why is it that Padrig is always being called to advise fellow dwarves? He is no elder. Does he hold some dwarven office or authority?"

Grunior smiled, "He holds no office but his name. Padrig is from the line of Ottersbrook. Through our long history his kin are well known for their wisdom and insight. It would be a foolish dwarf indeed who did not weigh an Ottersbrook's word as sound wisdom." He continued, "Padrig's father's, father's, father's, I'm not sure how many generations ago, father was Crisbolt Ottersbrook. He is known to all dwarves as the reader of the Clever Stick."

"I'm sure in all my travels with Padrig I have never heard tell of this Clever Stick.", said Taradiddle.
"Your folk don't take the care of your lore like we do.",  said Grunior. "And Ylians like to give things names of great pretense. Your folk call the clever stick the staff of enlightenment."

"By any name I am afraid I am at a loss.", said Taradiddle. Grunior leaned against the rock wall, wiped his brow and began the old tale.

"In the early generations of Yliakum as folk were just finding their own way and learnin the ways of others there was a group of farmers and artisans that settled in a valley not far from what we now call the Eagle Bronze Doors. They got along well enough with the folk that surrounded them in the mountains who took to hunting, soldiering, exploring, and the crafting of tools and weapons. They traded a little and the folk in the valley paid tributes every harvest season to the mountain folk in appreciation for their protection. The arrangement worked well enough for awhile but time has a way of makin' folk think of what they haven't got.

The valley folk wanted to farm more lands and take their wears to other towns to trade but feared venturing beyond the protection of the soldiers in the hills. They complained and always got the same answer. The folk in the hills had only enough guards to patrol what they already patrolled and they weren't gettin' enough tribute to recruit more guards. Then the valley folk would say they gave all the tribute they could afford given the size of their fields and the number of folk they had to tend and especially till and harvest. Every year each group would send their emissaries and they'd repeat the same arguments and come home with no change or hope of change."

"And the problem was solved by a clever stick?", snickered Taradiddle. Grunior shook his head. "I know your not as dumb as you try to be, Lightstaff. Now listen."

"A day came when a young bare-faced, skinny-legged Ylian boy come walkin into one of the bigger guard camps up in the hills. He wore a bright sash wrapped about him that
looked odd considering his otherwise simple work clothes. He said to the guards, 'I carry an important message from the people of the valley but I don't know what it is.'
'Well give us the sealed message and we'll give it to the appropriate leaders.', said the guard's captain. But there was no sealed message. There was the messenger with no
message except that he had a message.
'I was told to come here and tell you I carried a message. Exactly that and nothing more.', said the Ylian. The captain of the guard was a clever enough fellow, 'They gave you that sash. Let me see it.'

The young man took the long sash from his waste and handed it to the guard. It was a bright blue and the edges about the top and bottom had bright yellow swurves and lines in an ornate but seemingly random pattern. The guards' captain tried to dicern a message from it. He called for the elders and officers from other camps to decode it. The sash was folded every imaginable way and held up to the crystal to see into it. Nothing made it sensible.

'This is some code or ancient language. What else was given you to read this cipher?' asked the captain.
'Only this walking stick to help my way, sir.', said the messenger.

A private in the guard burst out in a loud, dwarven laugh. 'Ottersbrook!', said the captain, 'I fail to see the humor!'
'That is because you fail to see the message sir.' said the dwarf.
Crisbolt Ottersbrook took the sash and began to wind it down around the boy's staff. As he did, the pattern from the bottom of the sash's edge met with the pattern on the top edge of the next turn around the staff. The dwarf continued to wind the sash around the walking stick and the words of the message appeared along the seam the sash made.
Private Ottersbrook grinned. He said, 'If the stick were any fatter or thinner it wouldn't work. It had to go on the very stick the boy brought us!'

'What does it say?, the captain asked.
"Let the man who is clever enough to read this message come and speak with us about our differences.", read Crisbolt.
'Well then, Ottersbrook, get thee gone! You have a negotiation to attend.' commanded the captain of the guards. And so it was.

"I take it this Crisbolt Ottersbrook was successful in his negotiations if his line is still known to this day.", said Taradiddle.
Grunior smiled. "Now you want to know about The Three Sided Coin. That is a tale for another day."
Grunior's smile widened. "I will tell you this though. The fellow who made the Clever Stick, that Staff of Enlightenment, back in the long ago, they gave him a nickname ..."
"Lightstaff?"

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Single Author Stories / The Useless Ball
« on: March 05, 2009, 11:42:31 pm »
A gray haired dwarf walked briskly into Kada-El's tavern muttering to himself.  "I'll take four." The barmaid, Allelia, poured four mugs of beer quickly and served them to the dwarf. "That's two hexas, Padrig." she said, smiling as always. Padrig put three hexas down on the bar, and resumed muttering to himself. "Thank ye Padrig" said Allelia. 
Padrig scooped the mugs from the bar and started downstairs to the fire, grumbling as he went.

"Hail Padrig Ottersbrook!" said one of the two red bearded dwarves sitting by the fire. "Hail brodrs." Padrig set a mug in front of each of them and sat behind two mugsthat were waiting at his place at the table. He set his two mugs with these.

"You missed the entertainment." said one of his friends. "  Padrig raised a gray brow. "Entertainment at the Kada-El?" he asked. "A very skillful Ylian was producing and vanishing all sorts of things. He made that bottle walk right before our eyes!"  "Eat my boots! I have missed him again." said Padrig. He took a long pull from his beer and said, "He calls himself Taradiddle Lightstaff." Padrig looked chagrinned. "You know of him brodr?", asked the younger  dwarf. "I have shared the road with him for some time now. I know him well enough." answered Padrig. "He is good enough, for an Ylian to be sure. He has many skills but commits to none of them for more than the price of a meal or mug of liquor. He will hold no job but wishes only to amuse.", said Padrig. "He is much like the useless ball of my youth."  The red-bearded dwarves looked at eachother curiously. "Useless ball? do tell Padrig." said one of them to the elder dwarf.
"Tale telling is thirsty work." said Padrig. The two dwarves pushed the beers that Padrig gave them back across the table. Padrig smiled, threw one of them back in a gulp, and began his tale.

"I grew up in a military fort where we played at combat and had little use for the toys our mothers gave us. I had a ball when I was very young that went untouched. One day an old mage came through our camp and told my mother that he would have the ball become the most wonderful toy in camp. 'Good luck to you.' said my mother. 'You can make it glow, or sing, or talk for all I care. These children will ignore it all for their wargames.'

'I intend no such thing my good lady. On the contrary, I am going to take all the use out of it.' said the mage. He enchanted the ball and gave it to my mother. It looked and felt exactly the same. She tried to toss it from one hand to the other but as soon as she released it from one hand it dropped directly to the floor. She kicked it but it wouldn't roll. It wouldn't even buldge. When she picked it up and threw it at the ground but it would not bounce. Again it sat on the ground and would not be moved.

She called me, gave me the ball and told me to play with it. I took it outside and soon discovered how strange it was. It would do nothing I expected of it. It would do nothing at all. It was wonderful! I demontrated this miraculous thing to my friends and we played with it by the hour, by the day, by the week. We tried to think up ways to make the ball act but nothing worked. We had contests to see if any of us could throw or kick or bounce the ball better than anyone else. The contests always ended in a draw but each night one child or another would think up some new trick that might give him an advantage; so the ball would come out again the next day and play would resume. Rumor of the ball spread to the surrounding farms and when the children passed near our fort they had to come and see this incredible toy.

A time came weeks after the ball was enchanted when my father was unloading supplies from a wagon and into our hut. He grew tired of opening the door with each load and had a clever strike of mind. He took my ball and set it in front of the open door, holding it ajar. It worked quite well for this purpose.

Some time after that the old mage passed through our encampment again. My mother greeted him and said, "You were right about that ball for awhile. The children would have no other plaything. But now things are back as they were.'

The mage smiled when he saw the ball near the door and said, 'They would be playing with it still if it had not been used to stop that door. The moment you gave that
thing a purpose it lost all its charm. It became like everything else around here. It had a use.'  said the mage, 'It was only fun when it was useless!' ".

Padrig gulped down another mug and said, "Taradiddle Lightstaff is just like that ball. He is meant to amuse only. You would not think twice of him if he swung a hammer or plowed a field."

Just then Taradiddle bounded down the stairs and into the room. Under his arm he carried a baby Pterosaur. "His name is Dagger! do you like him?"

"Dung sacks." muttered Padrig. What in the name of the Azure Way are you doing with that?"

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