ive been unable to play planeshift for a long while so ive resorted to roleplaying as Azeral in omegle instead,here is my latest exploit from my travels in the strange land where people you cannot see ask you if you have horns:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: greetings
Stranger: I come in peace
You: i never suggested otherwise,where are you from friend?
Stranger: Indiana
Stranger: But if you want to be specific.
Stranger: I'm from my mom
You: ive never heard of either of those places
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: currently hydlaa but i wander
Stranger: So you're not from your mom?
You: i thought the place was called mymom,no ive never heard of that village.It is a village no?
Stranger: no
You: then what?
Stranger: it is the city of great metal buildings
You: hmm sounds nice,no wait a second you mean parents don't you?
Stranger: no i mean it is a city of great metal buildings
You: i had parents once or at least i think i did,i hit me head ye see many years back my memories not so good
Stranger: ok
You: this city ye speak of,which level is it on?
Stranger: it is on the lowest level
You: nothing could be down there,its all water,seas as far as i know
Stranger: then you know nothing. i do not wish to associate with such inferior people
You: you are a wretched tefusang then i can't stand for superiorityism
Stranger: you do not know how to spell either. perhaps you should go and educate yourself. goodbye

I decided to do an omegle conversation RPing as my planeshift character Azeral.These are the slightly confusing results and yes this conversation is genuine.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: greetings
Stranger: hi random stranger
You: aye and yourself
Stranger: huh?
You: im extending your greetings to ye
You: are you a gambling man?
Stranger: ohhh haha, noo im a girl
You: ah my appologies miss
You: are you not partial to risking your tria?
Stranger: you speak very intellegently haha. and my tria? is that what you call money?
You: aye tria is the currency of our land,surely you must know that miss
Stranger: where are you from? aye....ireland, canada, scotland... or are you a pirate
You: i hail from the first level,and no i am no sort of rogue
Stranger: omg haha, do you really expect me to know what the first level means? you make me feel like an idiot. well hell could be the first level. earth can be the second level. heaven the third. but i really don't know. Where are you from? haha
You: you don't know whats on the first level? you must be new to the whole world,hydlaa oja and gugrontid are to be found there
Stranger: lord help me now
You: which lord is that? talad?
Stranger: Jesus, God, anyone willing to help me understand you
You: you do not understand me miss?
Stranger: oui, je ne comprend pas. You speak so... I don't even know.
You: what language is that? are you an enkidukai by any chance fair lady?
You: i'm afraid i dont speak enki
Stranger: that was french. Enkidukai? What are you talking about? haha you're amusing.
You: im glad you think so,its always good to keep a lassie entertained,but what is this french you speak of?
Stranger: oh gee i don't know the language of france. im not french though.
You: france? have ye overdone it over at kada's?
You: ye be slurring your words miss
Stranger: omg lmao. why are you pretending your not from this earth?
You: of course i am,i was born of yliakum as were you
Stranger: do you have schitzofrenia?
You: i don't quite understand your words,can you ask that in a different way?
Stranger: sorry i meant schizophrenia
You: hmm i've never heard of that miss
Stranger: it's a mental disorder in which
Stranger: you have unusual thoughts or preceptions and many other things
You: unusual thoughts you say?
Stranger: yes, i say
You: i remember a long time ago i fell from the roof of the tavern,i did my head a terrible injury
You: fortunately there was a healer to hand
You: but it played havoc with my memories
Stranger: do you like to pretend you're from medieval times?
You: Azeral looks confused
Stranger: who's Azeral?
You: why that is me,Azeral Hotlinus at your service! sorry for being so rude
You: i have quite a high standing in the house of games
Stranger: Thou art mentally insane
You: how dare you miss!
You: you are the one who pretends to not know of yliakum
You: the octarchs should lock people like you up
Stranger: i live in new york, not yliakum
You: ah you are from a city
Stranger: no, im from the island of long
Stranger: long island
Stranger: long island, new york
You: is this city bigger than hydlaa?
Stranger: I highly doubt it.
You: i see from a small village like me
Stranger: yes. Okay, so I'm just going to play along with your little mind game.
You: game? so you do like games
You: games are my passion
Stranger: yeah, monopoly is my favorite game. I also like scrabble.
You: hmm you will have to teach me those
You: i will ask eurac if we can start running them at future guild events
Stranger: lmao
You: who is he?
Stranger: He's the great "Laughing My Ass Off". ahh you make me laugh. You're hysterical. Best person I've ever talked to on omegle...almost
You: you find me amusing?
Stranger: yes, we already established that.
You: maybe we should get to know each other better over a red liquor over at kada's
Stranger: yes, i wish we could do that, but you are from Yliakum and I am not.
You: you are not? you mean you come from beyond the stone labyrinths!
Stranger: yes, i already said this before
You: tell me what is it like?
Stranger: well where i live is surrounded by ocean because it's an island. very nice weather, very beautiful. the end.
You: that sounds wonderful,i was always taught that the lands outside yliakum were a hellish place
You: perhaps the doomsayer is wrong about your type
Stranger: "your" type, how about "our" type? You live on earth on 6 of the 7 continents and I know it.
You: you do make up some wonderful stories
Stranger: yeah, so do you.
Stranger: (:
You: azeral smiles back
You: azeral pulls a pie out of his beard and eats it
Stranger: jackie furrows her eyebrows in confusion and just stares
Stranger: im done talking in third person.
You: third person?
You: there are only two of us
Stranger: once again, lord help me now.
You: i see you are the spiritual type
You: do you die often?
Stranger: nooo i will die once and then that's it.
You: i myself have died a few times,just to get out of tight corners
You: one time i was dead for a whole year
Stranger: you live in a video game
You: that was one of the worst exerinces of my life! never call it a game
Stranger: can you be real now?
You: i am real i stand before you,do you see my beard? do you see my hands? i am as real as any other hammerwielder
Stranger: stop pretending ur from another world lol
You: and could you do the same please? making up crazy stories that you are from lands beyond the stone labyrinths
Stranger: urghhhhhhh!!!!!!
You: are you hurt? should i get a crystal way worker?
Stranger: you should get someone to slay you for making up such a fantastic story
You: i get the impression you are out to get me miss
Stranger: good (:
Stranger: how old are you/
Stranger: ?*
You: i have lived for around 35 cycles
You: and yourself
Stranger: ur 35?
You: that is one way of putting it aye
Stranger: 35s pretty old. don't you hav something much better to do than pretend your from another planet
Stranger: ?
You: i do not pretend i take my responsibilities in the house of games very seriously
You: you think i am acting childishly?
Stranger: yes
You: i miss being a child,getting tought to kill people with sticks and stones
Stranger: oh that's nice
You: you may do things differently in your "world" but here in the real stalagtite every citizen needs to be tought to fight to protect our borders from the hoards from the stone labaryinths
Stranger: oh where im from we fight to protect our borders from illegal mexicans
You: ah,your government tells you to do that?
Stranger: noo thee government hires people to do that for us, called police. doesn't work that well. and plus, who wants illegals?
You: police? you mean like what the city guards do
Stranger: yess but it's not in my city it's the border of the United States and Mexico
You: do you have an octarchy?
((At this point there was a very long pause so i decided to disconnect,the conversation lasted just over an hour))
You: well it was an interesting conversation but i really must go now
You have disconnected.

reported sighting:

Azeral showed the talisman to Hangatyr and he suggested that it should be disposed of,a friend of Hangatyr's called Xhormaan went with Azeral to consult Sharven's advice.Sharven told him nothing useful but only gave Azeral a little abuse for bringing a cursed item into the temple,Xhormaan then suggested they should seek Levrus's opinion.Azeral agreed with this and gave the item to his new friend to take to the mage,and so he was rid of the item...for now.

You may get your chance Des

keep an eye out for it ingame

the street party was a roaring succes thank you everyone who came to it

Thats because the city don't know. i don't think they will react kindly to the idea of drunken dwarves running amuck on a main street
(2 days to go!)

The house of games is pleased to announce a street party complete with ale,food, games and merryment of the highest order.Bring your friends along  to this great celebration

Date:5th march 2010
Time:9pm gmt
Location:The street outside the red crystal den
Confirmed attractions:Ale,songs and stories,charades,riddles,dice

Introductions

[This is the story of Azeral Hotlinus,my main planeshift character.This story is a composite of fictional backstory and real roleplayed events]

Many years after this story takes place...

The old grey haired dwarf sat in the busy tavern twiddling his rough wooden dice and slurping slowly on his ale,He seemed tired and agitated.A young ylian man approached the dwarf cautiously and spoke "hello sir you seem to have been sitting there for many hours ,is everything ok" .

The tired old dwarf was staring off into space rambling slowly to himself "Im sorry Eurac",he mumbled "Im az or at least thats what my friends call me" "carkarass! everywhere "
Startled by the dwarf's ramblings the young man backed away and [i will finish this later]