Dear child fiddlers,

We, the undersigned, have recently been alerted to the illegitimate appropriation of one of our member's likeness for the purpose of mindless blather in your game. Now we know you are not WoW, and nobody in the real world gives a damn or pays any atttention to what happens in this particularly retarded little hell-hole, but this is a matter of principle.

One of our members has been wronged. You may have heard of him. He is Kull. He conquers. That is why he is known by all as Kull the Conqueror. If you want to create your own characters for your little game, go ahead, but please leave our likenesses alone. We have a living to make as well.

Signed,

Kull (the Conqueror)
Darth Vader
Conan the Barbarian (aka the Cimmerian)
Flash Gordon
Krull
Rocket Raccoon
Buck Rodgers
The Lion King
Scarlett Johannson's breasts
Elvis
Frodo Baggins
Red Sonja