Yipeee ok, me and my friend love making pranks on
yahoo my friend is much better then I am. We have made
alot of funny chat logs with random people who PM us.
Unfortunatly we both formated our computers and lost all
our logs but here are two recent ones.
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Mazduk\'s log
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engineerjude: helloo sir
mazduk2003: HELL!
mazduk2003: HELLO!*
engineerjude: pls help me on bandwidth manager using cbq
engineerjude: yah
engineerjude: pls explain and help me
mazduk2003: Ok, is this a TUB-12?
engineerjude: not
engineerjude: I am using a Linux solution
engineerjude: Linux redhat ver9
engineerjude: and will like to allocated bandwidth to my browsers and voice
mazduk2003: ok, click the blue button in the top left at the right
mazduk2003: on the northwest side of your monitor sir
mazduk2003: Sir?!?
mazduk2003: Is your keyboard plugged in?
mazduk2003: sir!
engineerjude: yeh
engineerjude: am here
mazduk2003: You worried me sir, i thought you had been captured by roving brigands
engineerjude: nooooo
engineerjude: not
engineerjude: all I need is how to set up bandwidth manager in Linux
engineerjude: bandwidth shapened
engineerjude: using CBQ
mazduk2003: Alright, open up microsoft word
engineerjude: did yu get me right>?\'
engineerjude: okay
engineerjude: I have done dat
mazduk2003: Yes, very correct
mazduk2003: Not click \"FILE>CLOSE\"\\
engineerjude: done dat
mazduk2003: good, now open up terminal in your linux problem
engineerjude: right now I am not working on linux paltform
engineerjude: am on winxp
engineerjude: my Linux server is at another location near me
engineerjude: can I do dat thru shell?
engineerjude: login with SSH?
mazduk2003: No, shells are what crabs live in, not a very good house for people
engineerjude: ok
mazduk2003: Now, what coloor is your computer?
engineerjude: so how can yu explain it better thru the Instant message>?
engineerjude: \'white colour
mazduk2003: This is very bad
mazduk2003: The radiation sheild on white computers goes faulty when talking on Yahoo!
mazduk2003: Get a Rad-Suit FASTER
engineerjude: noo
engineerjude: mine here is okay for me
engineerjude: I have done dat
mazduk2003: Is your computer emmiting a blue glow?
engineerjude: yeah
mazduk2003: RUN! THAT IS THE RADIATION!
mazduk2003: It could IMPLODE at any minute!
engineerjude: why ?
engineerjude: u joking?
mazduk2003: NO !
mazduk2003: RUN!!
engineerjude: or dont u understand me?
engineerjude: why dont yu send the solutions to me here
engineerjude: or to my email addreess
mazduk2003: YOUR LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT!
mazduk2003: ITS GONNA BLOW UP!
engineerjude: stop kiding man
engineerjude: i know
engineerjude: leave dat 4 me
engineerjude: what\'s so special
engineerjude: is it not Classed Based Queing?>
mazduk2003: Yes, the answer to this quest is very simple
mazduk2003: Are you ready, it may make you see the world in a whole different way
engineerjude: yah
engineerjude: am ready
engineerjude: make it simpler
engineerjude: cos it may be complex
mazduk2003: To signify your ready, send me the following message \"I;;AM;;READY;;TO;;LEARN;;\"
engineerjude: I AM READY TO LEARN
mazduk2003: You have to have semicolons else i wont understand
engineerjude: \"I;;AM;;READY;;TO;;LEARN;;\"
mazduk2003: GOod,
mazduk2003: Now click the start button
engineerjude: I have done dat
mazduk2003: click \"run\"
engineerjude: okay
mazduk2003: now type \"cmd\"
engineerjude: done
mazduk2003: Now type \"edit CBQ.nano.pr0n\"
engineerjude: done dat
mazduk2003: now the last step type \"Yarr, enable this be true Yarr = 101\"
mazduk2003: This will enable the default settings, which are the best
mazduk2003: Now restart your computer
engineerjude: is dat all?
mazduk2003: Yea
mazduk2003: i told you it was simple
engineerjude: what do yu think I was asking yu about?
engineerjude: u are going out of point
mazduk2003: CBQ bandwith?
engineerjude: so
engineerjude: i need the commands
mazduk2003: When you reboot the default hamert will exec the TRB array that triggers the help file
mazduk2003: And it will show the training video
engineerjude: man, teach me this stuff in a very simple way
mazduk2003: All you have to do is reboot and the computer will teach you!
engineerjude: explain to me bit by bit.
mazduk2003: It is a wonder only 4 mad men in the world have hats for
engineerjude: mind yu am working on winxp
engineerjude: am not using linux system to browse
mazduk2003: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
engineerjude: what are yu saying
mazduk2003: THE FBI ARE COMING FOR ME
engineerjude: cos u are getting out of the site
engineerjude: what\'s FBI?
mazduk2003: THE GOVERMENT
mazduk2003: This is goverment agent #1823, Please tell us all you know about the man you were just talking to
mazduk2003: He is a wanted crminal
mazduk2003: We know you are there
engineerjude: bye 4 now
engineerjude: tks so far
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My log
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bseenu286: ur name
unix_ethics: Hi!!
unix_ethics: mY name is Albednafu Masurana Nabufo, what about u?
bseenu286: srinivas
bseenu286: where do u live in hyd
unix_ethics: hyd?
unix_ethics: srinivas???
bseenu286: yes
unix_ethics: you mean Hyderabad here in india?
bseenu286: where do u live in hyd
bseenu286: yes
unix_ethics: I see sorry just little mistake
bseenu286: i think
bseenu286: ur pakistan
unix_ethics: Do you know Begampet Airport ?
bseenu286: yes
unix_ethics: I am indiania, not pakaistani
unix_ethics: haha you see I make little joke
bseenu286: o
bseenu286: very funny
bseenu286: where do u work
unix_ethics: Im not work at moment
unix_ethics: I am live in the Begampet Airport in Janetor closet
unix_ethics: nice cosey place 4 me
unix_ethics: u see F.B.I are after me, you probably not should talk to me
bseenu286: y so
unix_ethics: well u see I use my unix ssh shell account and I hack into fbi file systems, I can teach u how 2 do this also if you are willing to give 2 me something in return
bseenu286: i ma an RHCE
unix_ethics: what can u mean?
bseenu286: Red hat certified engineer
unix_ethics: Relly!?
unix_ethics: What do you do?!
bseenu286: studying
bseenu286: masters in computers
unix_ethics: I see, so you already know about the Banjara Hills light bulb exploit?
bseenu286: banjara hills
bseenu286: i know that
bseenu286: only that
bseenu286: y do u ask that
unix_ethics: hmmm rather interesting
unix_ethics: well u see this is how I gain access on Remote F.B.I file systems
bseenu286: how
bseenu286: r u there
unix_ethics: I can teach you this but I have 1 problem, you see my son Adjub Benkara Nabufo was recently in war he lost hes leg in war and tommorow at the Tombs of Qutab A person will deliver new artificial leg. I am too sick to travel there and pickup this leg on my own If you can deliver this Leg to me at the Begampet Airport to room 225 I will in return show you live in person how 2 hack F.B.I file system
bseenu286: i am sorry
bseenu286: i am really sorry
unix_ethics: please I am dying, my son has nothing more to look forward to in life and this is all I can offer him
bseenu286: where r u now
unix_ethics: without hes leg he can possibly loose interest in life and commite suicide, I am going to die in 3 weeks and this is what I want to leave for him before I go
bseenu286: y so
unix_ethics: It is sign from lord that you can come on and meet me
bseenu286: it appears that
bseenu286: u r playin other sick joke with me
unix_ethics: I am Suffering from Civil Alkons Disiese
unix_ethics: please sir this is not joke
bseenu286: where r u now
unix_ethics: could you not deliver a dying mans wish?
unix_ethics: I am in room 225 right now for momment
bseenu286: u live in indiana
unix_ethics: yes
unix_ethics: Prakash Nagar,SP road
bseenu286: where do u work
unix_ethics: I do not work I am too sick I am soon die
unix_ethics: Do you want me to teach you Banjara Hills light bulb exploit now?
unix_ethics: I do in advanced
bseenu286: ue age
unix_ethics: 64 year now
bseenu286: but ur profile shows
bseenu286: that ur in ur early 20\'s
unix_ethics: this not MY profile, I hack it
unix_ethics: AHHH!
unix_ethics: OHH NOO
unix_ethics: MY HEART
unix_ethics: PLEASE
bseenu286: can i see ur pic?
unix_ethics: CALL
bseenu286: r u there
bseenu286: CALL what
bseenu286: r u there
BUZZ!!!
unix_ethics: Yes
unix_ethics: sorry, my heart
unix_ethics: I had to find my pills
bseenu286: sir
bseenu286: i feel very sad for u
unix_ethics: if you feel sorry for me dont tell me. do this thing I ask of you my son will be very happy I leave him best presant before I pass on
bseenu286: will u give ur number
unix_ethics: I do not afford telephone, I spend all my money I have on this leg
bseenu286: so how to gewt in touch with u
unix_ethics: Tommorow at 2:30 PM I will leave a message at the Tombs of Qutab It will be in a pink envolope in the chair u must read it and follow instuctions
unix_ethics: u will meet with me tommorow
bseenu286: i will try
bseenu286: but dont pin hopes on me
unix_ethics: ok please my god sir my sons leg is in your hands
unix_ethics: you are really happyness to me, it is sign from lords that you come along and help me
unix_ethics: I am can now teach you Banjara Hills light bulb exploit
Well I hope you enjoyed that if you liked it we might make
some more and post it
