I really like Homocidal Pancakes. good work Efflixi.
Seriously, here is the answer to your problems.
__________ (obscure adjective) ________ (common noun or verb) eg. (not real) Colloquial Aspirin
This should get you a great name. Or go for a phenomenon or impossibility. Some bands can settle for just a noun, like my beloved \'Tool\'.
You could also use
__________ (noun/adjective/verb) __________ (noun/adjective/verb).
eg. Dashboard Confessional, Alkaline Trio etc.
Or even a phrase you like.
Taking Back Sunday or A Fire Inside
Or, you could always revert to pop culture you enjoy.
\"Transformers\"
Science names are a little outdated but can still work.
The Allan Parson\'s Project, The Manhatten Project etc.
Or go with some disfiguring illness or disease.
eg. Leprosy or Tuberculosis.
Emo bands tend to follow a certain trend, and not choose happy names. So...
Defunct Reality
Past Life Regression (I like that phrase, think the theory is stupid, could be made Past Life Depression or Repression),
(add some psychological things)
Oedipus Complex (wouldn\'t recommend)
Pavlov\'s Dogs (think this is taken)
Operant Conditioning
Hidden Observer (to do with the consciousness during hypnosis)
The Answer is 42 (not explaining this, everyone who reads english should know it)
Theoretical Construct
Kenshin\'s Blade (anime influence)
Loki\'s Revenge (Norse Mythology)
Most of these are bad examples, but I have a lot on my mind right now, sorry. I just couldn\'t manage to think of any I really liked, except for Past Life Depression (very emo.)
Also, find very obscure nouns. There is a Japanese band I like with a song called The Nepenthes (which I think sounds cool).
A nepenthes is a venus fly trap-like plant.
I had forgotten about Strongbad. Ahh memories.