>L0rd of teh Ringz0r
>F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng
>
>[At Bilbo\'s 111th Birthday]
>Merry: \"Omg, I pwn\"
>Pippin: \"Sif, I pwn\"
>**Rocket goes off
>Gandalf: \"Pwned!\"
>
>Bilbo: \"This = shiz, bai foos\"
>Bilbo has left the server
>Frodo: \"wot!?\"
>
>[later, in Bag End]
>Gandalf: \"Give teh ringz0r to Frodo\"
>Bilbo: \"Sif! It r precious!\"
>Gandalf: \"STFU NOOB!!!\"
>Bilbo: \"ok\"
>Gandalf has logged on as admin
>Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire
>
>**Later
>Gandalf: \"Show me teh ring, foo!\"
>**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
>Gandalf: \"OMGZ, it R teh ring!\"
>Frodo: \"wot?\"
>Gandalf has logged on as admin
>Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
>Sam has been kicked from The Shire
>
>[At Isengard]
>Gandalf: \"sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!\"
>Saruman: \"Foo! U R teh noob!\"
>Gandalf: \"wot?!\"
>Saruman: \"Sauron pwns joo!\"
>Gandalf: \"Sif, I R leet\"
>**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
>Saruman: \"Pwned!\"
>
>[on the road to Bree]
>Merry: \"look foos, shrooms!\"
>Pippin: \"Woot! Shrooms!\"
>Frodo: \"Ph34r!\"
>Sam: \"Shrooms!\"
>Frodo: \"PH34R!1!1\"
>**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
>Frodo: \"OMG, packetloss!\"
>
>[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
>**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
>Frodo has left the server
>Frodo has connected to the server
>Frodo: \"OMGz, dc\'d\"
>Aragorn: \"OMG, noobz\"
>
>[at Weathertop]
>Merry: \"Mmm, shrooms!\"
>**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
>Frodo: \"Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz\"
>
>**the black riders attack
>Merry: \"OMG!!!\"
>Sam: \"O.M.G!!!11\"
>Pippin: \"wot\"
>Frodo has left the server
>**head nazgul stabs Frodo\'s ghost
>Frodo has connected to the server
>Frodo: \"wot... hax!\"
>**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
>Aragorn: \"PH34r!!!!!!\"
>Merry: \"LOLOL flamed! \"
>
>[on the road to Rivendell]
>Aragorn: \"ZOMG!Arwen!\"
>**Arwen rides up
>Aragorn: \"A/S/L? Wanna net secks?\"
>Arwen: \"Sif! wot is up with Frodo?\"
>Sam: \"Teh leet Hax0r \"
>Arwen: \"Firewall?\"
>
>**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses
>the ford at Rivendell.
>Arwen: \"PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!\"
>**nazgul start to cross
>Arwen: \"LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!\"
>**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
>Warning: Connection Problems Detected
>nazgul has disconnected
>nazgul has disconnected
>nazgul has disconnected
>nazgul has disconnected
>nazgul has disconnected
>nazgul has disconnected
>nazgul has disconnected
>Arwen: \"Pwnt\"
>
>[at the Council of Elrond]
>Gimli: \"dwarves pwn!\"
>Legolas: \"Sif, Elves pwn!\"
>Boromir: \"OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!\"
>Elrond: \"STFU tards!!1!\"
>**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
>Gimili: \"Sif ring pwns all!\"
>**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
>Elrond: \"**sigh, noob\"
>
>[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
>Bilbo: \"OLOL, me = 10th level thief!\"
>Frodo: \"OMG, u r teh pwn!\"
>Bilbo: \"Do u still have teh ringz0r?\"
>**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
>Bilbo: \"OMG u tard, I want to TK you!\"
>Frodo: \"sif!\"
>Bilbo: \"ph34r my mithril\"
>
>[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
>**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
>Legolas: \"ZOMG, leet gfx!\"
>Gimli: \"I R dropping frames! FFS\"
>**There\'s an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
>Gimli: \"Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1\"
>Gandalf: \"**Sigh. Moria?\"
>Gimli votes to change map to Moria
>Votes 4 of 4 required
>Legolas: \"lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!\"
>
>[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
>Gandalf: \"FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?\"
>**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
>Frodo: \"OMG! ph34r!\"
>Boromir: \"GL HF\"
>Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
>Legolas [arrow] guardian
>Gandalf: \"gg\"
>
>[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
>Gimli: \"OMG!!!! PWNED!\"
>
>**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a
>chamber with a large well
>Gandalf: \"Teh bookz0r has some clues!\"
>**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
>Gandalf: \"OMG! noob!\"
>Merry: \"d\'oh\"
>**The fellowship hears the ork drums
>Boromir: \"wot?\"
>Aragorn: \"wot?\"
>Frodo: \"...\"
>Gandalf: \"Oh ffs >.<\"
>**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
>Boromir: \"TEAMS FFS!\"
>Aragorn [broadsword] ork
>Gimli [axe] ork
>Legolas [arrow] ork
>Aragorn [broadsword] ork
>Aragorn [broadsword] ork
>Boromir [broadsword] ork
>Gimli [axe] ork
>Gimli [axe] ork
>ork: \"OMG! h4x!\"
>Gimli: \"pwned\"!
>Legolas [arrow] ork
>Legolas [arrow] ork
>Legolas: \"lol!!\"
>Boromir [broadsword] ork
>Gimli [axe] ork
>Gimli: \"Foos!\"
>Legolas [arrow] ork
>ork: \"ffs, wallhax!\"
>**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
>Gandalf: \"Oh ffs!\"
>Boromir: \"Omg, its teh boss!\"
>Aragorn: \"Sif noob, we\'re not at teh end yet!\"
>**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then
>skewers Frodo
>Sam: \"OMG!\"
>Gandalf: \"OMG!\"
>Aragorn: \"omg, pwn!\"
>**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its
>head
>Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
>Ork: \"OMG! PWNED!\"
>Gimli: \"LOLOOLOL! noobs\"
>**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a
>horde of orks
>Boromir: \"FFS! Teams, foos!\"
>**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
>Aragorn: \"Now THIS is teh boss!\"
>Gandalf: \"OMG!\"
>**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to
>crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
>Legolas: \"LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!\"
>Legolas [arrow] ork
>Legolas [arrow] ork
>ork: \"AIMBOT!\"
>ork: \"turn it off!\"
>Legolas: \"lolol!\"
>**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the
>balrog
>Gandalf: \"joo shall not pass!\"
>Balrog: \"***?\"
>Gandalf: \"JOO SHALL NOT PASS!\"
>Balrog: \"Sif, noob\"
>**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing
>it to break under the Balrog\'s weight
>Balrog: \"ZOMG! PWNED!\"
>Frodo: \"OMG! Gandalf!\"
>**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with
>its whip, entangling Gandalf
>Gandalf: \"D\'oh\"
>Frodo: \"OMG, joo foo!\"
>Gandalf: \"fly u foos, fly!\"
>**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
>Gandalf has left the server
>Balrog has disconnected
>
>[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
>**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
>Galadriel: \"For a noob, u r teh leet!\"
>Frodo: \"Sif. I don\'t want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?\"
>Galadriel: \"****! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my
>own!1\"
>
>[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
>Saurman: \"ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and
>pwnz0r them!\"
>uruk hai: \"leet!\"
>
>[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
>**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts
>him
>Boromir: \"Gimmie teh ringz0r so ur hax can fight teh boss!\"
>Frodo: \"Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!\"
>Boromir: \"Naw, we play on non-pb servers\"
>Frodo: \"STFU noob\"
>Frodo has left the server
>Boromir: \"***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!\"
>
>**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
>Boromir: \"OH FFS, TEAMS!!\"
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
>Boromir: \"**** campers\"
>**Aragorn comes across the battle
>Aragorn: \"Boromir joo noob! wot!\"
>Uruk Hai: \"Hah, pwn!\"
>Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
>Aragorn: \"I bring joo teh pwn!\"
>**Aragorn goes to Boromir
>Boromir: \"Damn lag!\"
>Warning: Connection problems detected
>Boromir has disconnected
>Aragorn: \"FFS!\"
>
>[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat.
>Sam \'sees\' him]
>Sam: \"Frodo! wot! Invisibility h4x!\"
>Frodo has connected to the server
>Frodo: \"Sam, STFU and FOAD!\"
>Sam: \"Sif!\"
>Frodo: \"Oh, ffs noob!\"
>
>End.
>
