The Alien
Conversation:Subject::war
By: cmhitman
In a place with grey mountains below a black sky we meet our two cast members Cedric and alien. Cedric has just meet alien and has been communicating the history of the human race to alien. He finds that that alien doesn?t know what war is. This is the resulting conversation:
Alien: ?what is this war stuff your people go through Cedric??
Cedric:
?War is the manifestation of physical aggression between two parties of beings, waged mainly by the government of those [emphasizes ?human?] human beings, but now that you?re here....?
[Pauses, rolls eyes] Anyway, my friend war usually results in death, and the causes of war range from freedom to oil. Oil being one of our most recent reasons to fight ; freedom being one of our earlier.
In war we humans use our highly developed tactics and technology on each other in order to out wit and muscle each other. The person or group of persons who wins gets to impress there will on the loser.
Alien: ? Impress there will??
Cedric: ?yeah, basically that?s when you make the loser yo? bitch.? ?They gotta pay money and do what ever our government wants em to.?
Alien: ?Oh I see, go on?
Cedric: [takes deep breathe]
? Ok, When more than two of the worlds strongest governments fights it?s called a world war, we have had two world wars. In these world wars we fight kinda like a WWF
Wrestling match. We tag team, double team, and have an all out royal rumble until the bad guy losss. Note: The bad guy is always the loser [pause, sarcastically] evil never wins. Each side believes this because each side believes its more righteous than the other.
We have had many loss?s because of this blindness.
Alien: [sadly] ?Wowww, must be very unsettle to see flaws in your own species
Cedric: ?Yeah, our worlds full of trickery. We steal, rape, plunder and even kill. Heck I know people who sell crack out of there mommas house and wouldn?t hesitate to cap yo alien ass just to loot that space ship.?
Alien: [with somber yet oddly grimaced face] ? So why don?t people stop there ways??
Cedric: ?I don?t really know, I guess it just stems from all of our differences.?
Alien: ? if you know this why don?t you do something Cedric??
Cedric: ?Well?alien its not that easy to change people. In fact, only people can change people. Many humans know the same stuff I know they just ignore this part of themselves.?
Alien: ?but?.?
Cedric: ? I know, I know. Alien ?it?s a shame when you can see what the hell wrong with yourself and the world but can?t for the life of you do anything to stop it?
Alien: ? Cedric, you mean to tell me humans wont stop this disgusting behavior??
Cedric: ? I really don?t know, maybe if we get a few million more years to evolve. Hopefully we?ll realized we have bigger problems to worry about other than who what natural resource.?
Alien: ?wow?this craps depressing, I?m leaving this monkey ass planet
Cedric: ?What?!? I know you ain?t just say that shit bout earth.?
Alien: ?Yeah, I said it.?
Cedric: ?Oh hell naw, I?ll me call the F.B.I and have yo alien ass locked up and tested on.
Alien: ?haha, you humans are far to inferior to even come close to me.?
Cedric: ?Shit I can call George W. Bush right now and he?ll be here in a heart beat with or with out the U.N. backing him he?ll have nukes, Biotch!?
Alien: ?Calm down. Me and my other alien friends are peaceful. We want no war with the people of earth. I was just joking around with you Cedric.?
Cedric: ?Aww naw, you done started it now.? [begins searching ground for weapon]
Alien: ?Please Cedric, Me and my people haven?t had a death in many trillions of years.?
Cedric: [finds stick] ?Oh yeah? Well yah?ll gone get one today!?
[Lunges at alien swinging stick franticly]
Alien: [while dodging attacks] ?But I though we were friends??
Cedric: [lol] ? Didn?t I teach you anything about humans??
Alien: ?Yeah but you sounded so sincere.?
Cedric: ?Yeah, I lied. Now stop moving so I can pop you on the head with this stick, yah alien bastard?
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Edited for language.
