what unit of measure ment is used to measure a crapload? and who exactly has to measure that? and why?
The containment area of the toilet bowl seems to be fairly uniform. Thus, taking 1 crapload as equal to 1 full bowl without toilet water, and the area of the bowl equal to say 500 ccs (cubic centimeters), then you can determine that while snow is in-game, players suffer 500 fps worth of lag.
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