Cwyn flips through his little black book of information and gossip.
Let’s see…
- Rigwyn is terrorizing Hydlaa and scaring fenkis out of the Kada-Els;
- Evirea seems to have taken it on herself to rid the city of this menace;
- Potare is using a young Dermorian as test subject for his dangerous and illegal alcoholic mixtures;
- A strange milk shortage has struck Hydlaa, with Jomed the cook constantly out of supplies (rumours that this is because Sheira had won a lifelong supply of milk off someone is exaggerated, but it’s true that with a bit of trickery and forgery, Roled can expect to get an outrageous bill in the mail for a few dozen crates of milk);
- Celroc is still dazzling everyone with his DJ skills;
- Echtion is weeping over the loss of a pantry full of strudles that got demolished, shelves and all, by Celrau (how the fur-coated consumer got into the place remains a mystery)
- Ziara is worried and her poor tail a little the worse for wear;
- Nicoletta is her usual darling self, accepting apples out of the heavens as a token of Harnquist's romantic interest;
- the sacrilegious plot to overthrow Dakkru had either dissolved, or ground to a halt, or went underground, shortly after being infiltrated by a Dakkruist (details are unsure);
- Asmo is busy with something;
- Ilase is still flirting with everything with a pulse, which somehow involved or lead to a rather awkward sex ed conversation in the Kada-Els (that is, awkward for eavesdroppers, Ilase himself was remarkably cool about it);
- and Resildren has either a) given up his murderous intent to wipe a certain young Dermorian off the face of the Dome; or b) is lulling said Dermorian into a false sense of security while he bides his time to strike again.
There. Now, all this gossip won’t be cheap, RR, so I suggest you start looking for a small fortune while you wait for my bill to arrive...

[EDIT: Careless, careless, almost left some real information lying around in there... ]