*Screams like a girl* OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! WOW! This is, like,
so totally awesome! Wow, you guys are great! I can\'t thank you enough. I really couldn\'t have done it without you. Thanks guys! *hyperventilates and passes out*
*Real Jedi walks in...nudges unconscious imposter with foot...leans down and takes bag of money...walks to the door, tipping his hat to Moogie on the way out.*
Thank you, one and all. I was actually very surprised to find out that I won. I thought that surely some other captions were better than my own, but I guess someone had to win. Maybe I\'ll donate some crystals back to Moogie to help her pay off her debt to Draklar.

Thanks anyways, guys. Your all winners in your own way.
