I wish all males wouldn\'t have beards. At the very least let us have different kinds of beards. And most hairstyles are errr..... well crummy! I want better in game models. Besides I want the Ynnwn to wear more than a loincloth. Imagine what it would feel like if you saw a lot of huge 7 foot guys with beards and long hair running around practically naked!!;) Whoa Scary!
besides other things I wish for
- Cooler weapons and means to use them besides just swinging them at opponents.
- Better and sexier armor (Not some crappy chainmail skin some idiot defender guy patched up)
- Cat people to look less like cats and more like people.
- A gambling den and a brothel
(sorry kids but no fantasy city is complete without them. You may think drinking ale at some sissy tavern with chicks shows your macho dark side well enough but thats not what real rogues crave. I wouldn\'t feel at home untill I am served ale at a seedy tavern called \"The Bloody Mess\" by a voluptuous wench called \"Zaira\" and a evil duergar bartender called \"Olgard Skullbreaker\". There should be sneaky characters all around the dimly lit and dingy room and roaches crawling along the corners. A dirty cook called \"Herbert\" should be turning boars on a spit in a corner while chewing plugs of tobacco and spitting tobacco juice into the fire in the hearth. There should be a couple of drunks fighting and one lying just outside the tavern door. Now that my friends is a real tavern for, and of, rogues and adventurers. Not some snooty little upmarket place where little girls eat their sandwiches and giggle (no offence meant Kada:D). The brothel should be run by my good friend
Dorbian the pimp
, so he\'s the best one to describe it. All I wish is that it should have something for everyone. From the bum who has just stolen money from the shopkeeper, to the Rich and haughty noblemen and women.)
- A graveyard.
- A crime district with (you guessed it) free PK nd PVP and the best and cheapest shops or atleast shops selling really neat stuff(why would anyone venture there otherwise).
*casts ressurect dead horse spell*
- Abundant (if not free. Oh please let it be free!:(
) PK and PvP.
Well besides those these are things I wish for but am afraid devs cant do much about (unless they really want to;))
- More girl players just so that I don\'t die of shock when I find that the lovely wench I have spent the night with is a hairy texas truckdriver really:D.
- Bikini like dresses for female charachters
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- Draklar dead:D.
- Moogie in my arms;).
- People loathing me.
- Drachion........... getting a brain bigger than a peanut(to be read as \"PEA\" in view of Dorbian\'s copyright on the \"peanut brain\")
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- Kada joining Dorbian\'s association (and I dont mean the druids;)
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- Shadowhand actually working:D
- Evanchild with more members:).
- A guild called Ordo Idioti. If I launched it I am afraid no one would join and besides drachion would make a really great guild leader for them.
- Felines lair......what felines lair?
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- Paxx fired X(
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- Talad and Laanx removed or demoted and a new pantheon brought in.
- Me with lots of moolah:D:D( always a popular choice;))
- Everyone and everything else assimilated by the Cabal.
Now thats what I call really wishing!!:] Not some idiotic -\"ooh! I want a damned pet\"
-\"hey we need stupid guild music for our even stupider guild\"
-\"I am a moron asking you to tax me. I love the IRS\"
and other stupid things like that.
Hell you want a pet! Here take Drachion. Do you need guild music for your clown guild? Just fart, that\'d suit your guild fine. Are you a moron wanting to be taxed? Look here why don\'t you just give me all the money you don\'t want and i\'ll remove you from this list.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRX(. Imbeciles.
PS-
Fire PaxxX(. Down with Paxx 