I think it\'s time to introduce my writings to the public PS community, and here we go with the first one (original was posted to the Blitzers forum and now modified to fit better into PS):
Once upon a time there were 3 brave heros who moved out to the lower level of Yliakum to experience countless adventures. After a long journey they came to a small town where a great festival was taking place. They needed some rest, so they decided to halt and have some fun. Sieglinde the female dermorian spotted the local bath-house and decided to have some fun there. Gerd the enkidukai ranger had the same idea, but a swarm of arrows convienced him to find another occupation. He went to the tavern together with Rudolf the dwarven barbarian. They arrived at the right time, since the local ynwnn druid offered his magical brewed beer only on this event, a secret recipe with honey. Certainly they couldn\'t miss that, so they ordered a bottle of the noble brew. After the well equipped demorian barmaid brought the bottles to table 12, Gerd received a mighty smack since he wanted to taste something else before the beer. After he raised from the wrecked neighbor table and sat down in opposite of the headshaking Rudolf, they said \"cheers\" and let the beer flow down their throats. Some big gulps and burps later Gerd noticed that Rudolf was already drinking from his third bottle while he sipped still from his first one, although they drunk the same amount. Gerd looked at his bottle doubtfully and determined that his bottle was still almost full. Surprised by this fact he called the barmaid to ask her what the heck this was all about. She answered that this beer is a special one, not the standard stuff that is poured everywhere else. Rudolf began to look at his bottle sceptically and noticed that his bottle was a different one. He asked the maid why he has gotten a usual swill, and she answered that the special brew was out. This woke Rudolf\'s rage and he dismantled half of the tavern before he took special care of the barmaid with anger in his eyes.
In the meantime Gerd strolled across the marketplace letting Rudolf have his fun. There he met Sieglinde again, who was browsing the stands for some nice ornaments. He pushed his bottle into her hand to let her have a sip. After she drank from it she suddenly jumped upon him while kissing him like crazy. While the pair was having fun on the grassy area near the marketplace, Rudolf had almost dismantled the tavern. His rage was almost over, but he certainly had to smash the steam boiler with full force. After the few survivors crawled out of the crater and Sieglinde and Gerd finished their affair, they sneaked away with a stolen golden ring which Gerd handed her as a engangement ring. They settled in a town nearby and lived in harmony under a falsified name while their hometown was devastated by the Dark Empire since the party didn\'t fulfill their objective to assassinate princess Aelya... That\'s life...
