Hell I\'ll even throw in the beer bottle (not full per eBay standards) if the buyer wants it. I wouldn\'t use it as a leg though.
I\'ve received some emails, and yes I am willing to set it on fire, shoot it full of holes, etc. and mail pics/video to you. If the bid gets high enough to cover my ammo costs, I\'d be willing to shoot it full of holes with your choice of the following: 12 gage slugs, 00 buck, or a 40 round mag from an AK.
Yes I can drive over it with something. I can drive over it with a Massey Ferguson 620 CI diesel powered tractor.