If you were a superhero...

[Monketh]

*Name: G.W. Bush
*How did you get your powers: Electorate of the Good ol\' UUUnited Sates of America, YEEEHAW!
*Appearance: Big ears, Grey Suit, Bushy Eyebrows, & small eyes.
*Biological Changes:`N/A
*Projectile: A. Televised Speech
B. Negative Campaign Ad
C. Shotgun Shells (Fired from Shotgun in back of Pickup, oc)
D. Tank Shells/Lead Pellets(aka bullets) fired from supportingArmy units
*Hand Combat Fighting Style: Calls in Large, expensive, and powerful US army.
*Weakness: Michael Moore and additional Democratic \"Propaganda\"


Ha! My supa-hero whoops all of you!  :rolleyes:

[Fanomatic2000]

Name:  Superpowerultragnu

How did you get your powers: I ate one of these radioactive burgers on McDonalds (Hmmm...I knew it tasted funny)

Apperance:  Looks like a purple cow with pink dots.

Biological changes: Became vegetarian all of a sudden, and got very hostile to all beef-eaters. My muscles grew bigger (Now I can almost see them if I look very close in a microscope)

Projectile:  Exploding rancid Milkshake and boomerang-butter.

Hand-combat fighting style:  Or rather...hoof-combat fighting style. I use my famous blinding rancid milk attack to blind my foe, and then finish him off with my hided-high-hideous-hulk-hoof kick deluxe. If that isn\'t enough, my to-fu will scare them off.

Weakness:  Cannot stand the sight of beef-meat, and will go berserk by the smell. Also have a strange habit of eating grass in dangerous situations.

The time has come to take revenge for all the innocent cows that have been turned into juicy burgers because of you beef-eaters!!
Think twice before you eat your next beef-burger, \'cause it might be your last!

[Taurenthefirst]

fanomatic, come on you stole that from chic-fil-a lol

if i were a superhero i would be 100% just like spiderman.

[tygerwilde]

*Name: G.W. Bush
*How did you get your powers: Electorate of the Good ol\' UUUnited Sates of America, YEEEHAW!
*Appearance: Big ears, Grey Suit, Bushy Eyebrows, & small eyes.
*Biological Changes:`N/A
*Projectile: A. Televised Speech
B. Negative Campaign Ad
C. Shotgun Shells (Fired from Shotgun in back of Pickup, oc)
D. Tank Shells/Lead Pellets(aka bullets) fired from supportingArmy units
*Hand Combat Fighting Style: Calls in Large, expensive, and powerful US army.
*Weakness: Michael Moore and additional Democratic \"Propaganda\"

huh? I thought we were discussing super HERO\'s here, doesn\'t he kinda swing the other way???

[Watcher]

Well if you count in just the word Hero then he does count cause he is a Anti-Hero

[DepthBlade]

Name: Dyzanite

Origin of Power: Had the power within himself from birth, only began to use at age 22.

Appearance: Slender build, great upper arm strength, silver hair, crystal blue eyes, caucasion, black t-shirt alittle longer then the white suit shirt on top, Black pants and shoes. Wears a silver medallion with unknown powers.

Skills: Great upper arm strength, elite 2-h sword skills, thick skin that can repell arrows, bullets, small sharp objects. Although his slender build weighs a ton he has the ability to be light as a feather when he wants enabling greater jumping distances and silent foot steps. Immune to Shocks of lightning.

Ranged: Using only his voice he whispers a chant into his palm and gives a slight blow towards his enemy, his chants can cause fear, beserk, mental damage, physical damage, and confusion in the target!

Fighting Style: Unmatched 2-handed sword skills, Fights head on but can use stealth, Uses his light weight ability to attack through the air, Doesn\'t speak while in battle but will send a ranged chant into your head that will drive you insane.

Rare Skill in battle: If fighting at night, clouds tend to gather and darken, letting multiples of chain lightning upon the earth. The medallion Dyzanite wears attracts the lightning and strikes him and anything around him.

Weakness: Has no special weakness, only something stronger then him becomes weak...if there is something stronger

[smoak]

Ladies and Gentlemen...
I give you possibly the worst and least imaginative hero of alll time!!

Name: Rocky

How it got powers: Radioactive waste on mountainside + rockslide

Appearence: Its a boulder with moss

Biological Changes: super moss grows on it (for fun il say it glows)

Projectile: pieces of it chips and flys off

Fighting style: Rolls around and rams things the moss lets it pass through solid objects

Weakness: erosion

[faldrok]

Originally posted by DepthBlade
...crystal blue eyes...

Someone is still anxious. YIPPEEE!!! I found a hidden message in his post. :rolleyes:

[DepthBlade]

hehehe never noticed that I must be really anxious for it, if it is sneaking my messages!

[NewPie]

Spontaneous self-combustiman

Appearance. Fearful and panicked. No hair. Burned skin.

How he got his powers. You call this a power!? *whoosh* Yaargh!

Powers. Can start burning at any second.

Advantages. He can make surprise attacks and burn his enemies severely. He can scare away goblins *whoa*

Weaknesses. His health level is always bad. He can never fuel his car. He could be near you. He is totally useless.

Projectile. He himself.

Fighting style. Runs around headlessly burning Stuff. His appearance is so frightful that most people just run away or shoot him (while he is on fire).

[Null_Void]

I know most people aren\'t taking this seriously, but I\'m going to.  

Name: I\'m absolutely terrible at coming up with names.  But if this is me as a superhero, wouldn\'t it just be my own name?  Unless that was my secret identity.  But then I\'d have to come up with a name.

Powers: Healer.  That\'s pretty much it.  Both holistic and arcane (though I suppose one of those is more of a skill...)

Acquired Powers:  Practice and study.

Appearance: Humanoid, or something similar.  You know... it really doesn\'t matter.  It would be kinda cool to have certain animalistic features, but... that might distract patients.

Biological changes: If it wasn\'t too much to ask... functional wings.  Otherwise, I\'ve always thought it would be neat to have a tail.  Mmm... balance.

Projectile: None, really... it\'s a healer.

Hand Combat Style: Not really necessary as a healer.  But if any, then probably Aikido.  I\'m particularly fond of it.

Weakness: Uh... just about anything.  He\'s not particularly well built or anything, so... not much competition to anything stronger.  And he could be blind.  That could be a weakness.

Yeah.  Why would I want to be this hero?  I dunno.  But I do.  He\'s also very similar to a role playing character I played once and enjoyed quite a bit.

[Cryha]

I\'ve thought about this before but I always stole my idea for what I\'d be from a game lol. I duno if that would count or not so tell me if it would and if so I\'ll post it.

[Joeyguy]

Name: Just me, of course.

How did you get your powers: So, I was sitting in front of the computer in that special sitting in front of a computer way, when the universe sez, well he sez, \"dude, that guy is awesome\" so I sez \"so why don\'t I have superpowers\", right? So he sez to me, he sez \"dude\" and gives me superpowers.

Appearance: Tall and hairy.

Biological changes: My hair spikes at will. Dear god will that make my life easier.

Projectiles: I\'m too sexy for projectiles.

Hand fighting technique: Too sexy, yeah.

Weakness: I hate the supposed \"style\" they call \"punk pop\". Ugh. What record company decided to revive punk by getting together a bunch of kids with no talent and irritating voices? And what kind of idiots buy that crap? They need my awesome foot right up their tasteless collective ass. Bet they\'ll enjoy it.

[smoak]

so, aside from the hair, what do you do exactly?

[Joeyguy]

Originally posted by smoak
so, aside from the hair, what do you do exactly?

...

Impale people on my hair?

I never understood why they never did that on DBZ. It wouldn\'t interrupt their manly grunting THAT much.