Top 10 ways to RP a Windows Guild:
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* 10. Act childish to simulate fischer price style luna theme.
* 9. If there is a problem, speak strangely and give no useful information whatsoever.
* 8. When moving between two activities, such as mining and fighting, act confused and break the utility you were using before you started something new.
* 7. Periodically recreate your character so that the time you put into training was lost, simulating doezens of reports lost during my high school years.
* 6. Every time you die scream BLUE BLUE BLUE, until it becomes known as the "Blue Scream of Death".
* 5. Often "crash" into walls and then refuse to respond to anyone.
* 4. Pretending not to notice, send random people your credit card and paypal account information.
* 3. Call all npc monsters bugs, then refuse to attack them because they aren't serious, even the ulbernaughts.
* 2. Keep your password saved in an unencrypted file so anyone can access your account.
* 1. Make sure every member of the guild has the same permissions as the guild leader
Top 10 ways to Roleplay a Linux guild:
*10. Write a hack to replace the planeshift user interface with an entirely text based one, because "you dont need that fancy crap".
*9. Whenever you get an item, you have to go and change 6 of your other items because they're not compatible.
*8. You also have to buy 4 new items because the item got has critical dependancies.
*7. Whenever someone asks for help, you merely say "RTFM" and walk away.
*6. Know every single bug in the system, and get offended when people dont know that walking backwards at a 53 degree angle 4m from the tavern will cause low grade items to sell for 20% more when 15 or more players are in your guild. Who doesnt know that?
*5. You never buy an item, you always craft it yourself. You constantly loudly proclaim that the item you crafted for free is far supurior to any item that anyone else has, and was a fool to pay for.
*4. All your characters are named after penguins.
*3. You often have seizures and freeze, but thats ok, since its not as much as the windows guild (you think), and it's not your guild's fault, its the location you're in. Or the temperature. Or the time of day. Or your character. You were only messing around anyway. Its not the guild.
*2 Be online for 60 days, even if you're not doing anything, just because you can. You are also under the missapphresion someone cares.
*1. You constantly spam the window's guild users with duel challenges screaming "Im better than you and I can kill you, you whimp". Whenever someone accepts the challenge you lose, but that doesnt count because the fight wasnt fair because the windows guild have too much money from monopolysing the spawn points.
Top 10 ways to roleplay a Mac Guild:
*10. You're all women. The only men in your guild are gay.
*9. Everyone in your guild is enki because they're so looovely and pretty looking.
*8. No one in your guild wears normal colours. Everyone has dyed their hair green and wears a ridiculous fluro vest.
*7. You constantly proclaim you are better than the windows guild, but never actually fight them.
*6. You spend 6 years ridiculing how stupid the weapons the windows guild uses are. Finally you gain enough strength to use them, and instantly proclaim they are best weapons ever invented and you shall now conqueor the world.
*5. Everyone in your guild thinks they're a musician or artist.
*4. You dont roleplay planeshift, you 'experience' it.
*3. None of the weapons anyone else uses will work for you. Or the quests. Or the items. That doesnt matter. The few you have are far superior to everything else.
*2. Every character in your guild has a goddamn small "i" before their name. You all think it's cool and makes you look different. Everyone is too busy laughing to tell you how stupid it is.
*1. You constantly spam the window's users guild with marriage requests. (You like annoying them, but you're not brave enough to risk a fight). You're not quite sure who these 'linux' people are.
