Now where was Karyuu during all this?
She was at a wedding :) Unfortunately it wasn't hers and Xordan wasn't there.
At first I was bewildered, then horribly amused, and finally satisfied - no harm done with this little joke. It created and ended itself in one day, without any long-term damage to anyone.
Thanks for keeping fairly cool heads here.
And Archon, edit your signature already! ;) I've sent you several PMs by now.
Aaaaaaaaaand.... we're done!