Gah! One of my secret identities has been revealed. Well, not so secret, actually. Yes, I play Hyuken Servent, and always will. He was the second permanent character I created, and was transported to behind the bar five minutes after uploading him. He has never left since, nor ever will he. He loves serving people and working for the mysterious and seemingly genderless "the Boss". Most of the time, I only serve roleplaying drinks, as most people already carry mugs of their own.
Many newblins have mistaken Hyuken for an NPC and immediately tried to start a trade, or ask for a quest. For trades, I have taken to simply asking if they need anything and let them close the window. For those who ask for a quest, however...

That reminds me. Hyuken needs more mushrooms. The Boss took them all away again.
ps: That is one sercet identity down, nine more to go. *laughs madly and exits the thread*