PS Jokes Redux

[verden]

Okay, time for a new joke thread, it is way too serious in this forum...

A dwarf goes home to his wife in Hydlaa with a groffel under one arm.
"Honey," he says, "this is the smelly trepor I have been seeing..."
His wife says, "Are you daft? Thats not a trepor, its a groffel!"
He says, "I know, I was talking to the groffel!"

I have been spending too much time at the platinum mine, probably. Alright, someone else now...

[Homik]

What is buggier than an anthill?

>.>

Sorry, couldn't help myself 

[Gravemind]

I dunno, what IS buggier that an anthill?

Not that sentence makes any sense

I have some very funny jokes but they need to be told with screenshots and the server is down for the forseeable future so I can;t go take em

[zanzibar]

A farm boy had left his country home to find training as a priest.  The first city he ended up in was Hydlaa, and he quickly made his way to the Iron Temple.

"Hello!" The boy said to the Laanx priest.  "May I ask what it is you're writing?"

"Welcome!  I'm just finishing writing up a new book on everything wrong with worshiping Talad."

"Oh."  The boy appreciated the priest's dedication to his faith.  After getting some directions, he found a priest of Talad in the library who was also writing a book.

"Hello!"  The boy said to the Talad priest.  "May I ask what it is you're writing?"

"Good day to you!  I'm just finishing writing up a book on everything wrong with worshiping Laanx."

A few days later, the boy arrived back at his country home.  When asked by his family why he returned, he said, "They both made strong cases!"